In addition to the literary work "Laozi Laozi", Qi Long and Sun Yue mixed up an opera work, "Luo Cheng Plays Diao Chan". This is a funny work. The old man who said he didn't understand opera had to listen to two Unmatched historical figures.
Similar ones include "Guan Gong fights Qin Qiong", "Zhang Fei scolds Yan Song" and so on.
Shi Fukuan, Yu Qian, and Gao Dongqiang acted in "Martial Arts Disciple". Yu Qian played the role of a guy who wanted to listen to the Allegro. Gao Dongqiang beat anyone and Yu Qian met. Then Yu Qian didn't give him money and Gao Dongqiang wouldn't let him go. The old man came up and beat Dong. powerful.
When a serious master and apprentice act as a disciple, they don't need to show fear of the master. They can directly act as their true colors, which is also a fun experience for everyone to watch.
There are all kinds of boardwork, literary work, and singing lessons. Qi Long and Dong Qiang performed another narrative cross talk in this special event, the traditional cross talk: "Hurrying for the Examination".
This is storytelling, not about the two crosstalk actors on the stage, but about a previous story, about going to Beijing to take the exam.
It started with various jokes made by an uneducated person in his studies. Why can't he recognize a word in a month? If his family has money, he can tell his husband that he can recognize a word in a month and give you fifty taels of silver.
The teacher taught him the word "ding". He didn't teach him the word "ding" for twenty-nine days. Finally, he put a nail on his hand and told him to take a look at it during the test and say "ding".
The next day his father took a test on him, and when the child looked at the thing in his hand, he opened his mouth and said, "This is the word 'iron'!"
Just such a blind wanderer, because of family connections, went to Beijing to take the exam.
Qi Long showed off his eloquence and described the design of this ancient examination room in detail, just like praising a residence. From the various decorations to the internal structure of the examination room, how the candidates eat and how to rest, everything was explained clearly and clearly.
The audience was mesmerized and applauded thunderously.
"This uneducated Huang Tong, his family is rich and the examiner is his uncle. He doesn't have to write at all. He eats when he's full, sleeps, wakes up and eats. His uncle fills in the papers for him, but his uncle leaves I know my nephew's level well, so I can't let him go to the emperor for the palace examination first. The first place will be given to the one with real talent. Let my nephew be the second one!"
Qi Long told the story.
In this story telling, Dong Qiang, the admirer, mainly echoes: "Is he still aggrieved?"
"When the emperor saw the first place, he directly asked the question, saying that I will give the first couplet, and you will answer the second couplet and listen to the question: How many dots of ink are scrawled on the white paper in the snow with crows flying!"
"What do you mean?" Dong Qiang asked.
The scene is not a TV, there can be subtitles. If you just say these few words, the audience may not know which words you are talking about, so you need to explain it extra.
Dong Qiang added this sentence, and Qi Long just explained: "Speaking of a snowy day, the ground is covered with white snow, and there are a few crows flying in the ground, just like a few random dots on the white paper we are writing on. Ink, this is called: scribbling some ink on white paper with crows flying in the snow!”
"This is not right!"
"It's not good for us, but the first place has real talent and learning. He opened his mouth and said: Xia Tianyan passes over the brocade paper and writes several lines of script diagonally!"
"What does this mean?"
"When the sky is colorful, a row of wild geese flying by is like writing a few lines on that piece of paper!"
"That's right!" Dong Qiang sighed.
Qi Long commented: "The eunuch next to the emperor also said the same: That's right!"
The audience laughed. This is a small habit of Qi Long and Dong Qiang in narrative cross talk. They will add some small baggage that does not affect the progress of the story to keep the audience in a state where it is easy to laugh when listening to cross talk.
It is not easy to do this. The baggage must be carefully designed, otherwise it will be too fragmentary and affect the theme of the story. The baggage that is too simple with homophones will look awkward.
This kind of baggage is just right.
"I'm a eunuch? Go"
"The Emperor is also very happy. Okay, that's right. You are truly a genius. What's your name?"
Dong Qiang was on the side: "The emperor even took the exam and didn't look at anyone's name!"
"The emperor has many things to do. If it weren't for the imperial examination, would he still be with the concubine?"
"On the concubine?"
"That concubine's name is Li Wanji!"
There was laughter again, Qi Long continued to say so the emperor didn’t know the name.
"Then the first one answered quickly, my name is Wu Qing. The emperor was angry when he heard this: What? Heartless? Those who are heartless must be unjust. How can a heartless and unjust person like you be loyal to the emperor and patriotic? Drive him out of the palace and spend your life. Not allowed into the examination room!”
"Been blasted out?"
"In ancient times, people wanted to be lucky and attached great importance to names. If you were like me, Qi Long, you would have to be beheaded in ancient times. The emperor is the real dragon emperor. Well, if I ride on the emperor, I will definitely be beheaded!"
"What about me?"
"You have a good name, Gao Dongqiang. The high east wall can protect the palace. You are the perfect choice for the eunuch in charge!"
"It's the eunuch again."
"That is to say, people attach great importance to names, so Wu Qing was dragged down. If the first place is not enough, he will come to the second place!"
"broken!"
"Huang Tong is here. Your Majesty will continue to test him. Please come up with another couplet. Listen to the question: A group of geese are flying south!"
"Will this pair come up?"
"Don't tell me," Qi Long said to the audience, "Huang Tong is coming, and he has one: two roast ducks heading north!"
"Is this right?"
"Yes, the chief eunuch said the same thing. Is this true?"
Dong Qiang frowned, shut up and glared at Qi Long, the audience raised their mouths, laughed and looked at the stage!
"I'm talking about Zhengyan. Over there, I'm talking about roast duck. Your steamed goose is steamed, and my roast duck is roasted. You see, they are all good dishes. Let's get two more bottles of Erguotou. You can take a bite. , I took a sip, and after drinking we walked to the brothel. The girl in the brothel is so beautiful. She has two bombs on her chest. The more I look at you, the more I like to look at you. The more I look at you, the more I like to look at you. As I look at it, the phone calls come."
"What's this mess?"
"The eunuch in charge at that time"
"Go! Go! Go."
"The emperor is angry and wants to drag Huang Tong out of the Meridian Gate and behead him. At this time, Huang Tong's uncle, the examiner, quickly knelt down and begged for mercy. Your Majesty, please spare Huang Tong's life!"
"Can you forgive me?" Dong Qiang asked, and the moment Qi Long took a breath and spoke, he added: "Don't talk about eunuchs."
"The eunuch didn't say anything. The emperor was so angry. Why did the eunuch talk? When the emperor heard it, wait a minute, what do you think his name is?"
"Huang Tong" "The emperor is happy, then let's stay. Huang Tong is a good name. Our palace is short of a toilet!"
"Harmful!"
The two brothers took a step back. At this point, the narrative cross talk "Rush for the Exam" ended!
In this special performance, each of them performed four programs, including the three performances of the supporting guests, a total of eight programs. In addition to the co-operated and spoken "Laozi Laozi" and "Fast Exam", they also performed a vocal program "Cornucopia", and later on, he said two short paragraphs before the audience left the show with satisfaction.
This is the biggest special show between the two brothers so far, and it has officially ended.
The time has come to December. This month is a relatively busy month. Not only are there variety shows to be recorded, but there are also various New Year’s Eve parties to be recorded, and Deyun’s New Year’s Eve special has launched multiple connections. Qi Long He and Dongqiang also want to lead the team to perform a solo performance outside.
The most important thing is that this year, various media companies have joined forces with Weibo, DY short video and other platforms to hold a "Variety Show Ceremony". Various variety show awards will be awarded at that time. Qi Long and Dong Qiang will also participate. When it comes to December’s trip, there is almost no time at home.
After the large-scale special performance, the two brothers invited the supporting actors to have a meal, and then rushed back to the imperial capital without stopping. The next day there was another recording of "Let's Run"!
At ten o'clock in the morning, Qi Long arrived at the recording site and entered a coffee shop at the director's signal.
There was no one in the cafe, and the staff motioned for Qi Long to sit down.
Seeing that his own photographer was the only one in the cafe, Qi Long felt a little excited. He looked at the camera and asked, "I'm not going to be undercover again this time, am I? Hehe!"
Being an undercover agent is actually quite good, you just need to kill everyone else, but being a non-undercover agent has more to think about, and you have to look for evidence and make inferences, etc., which is troublesome.
"right!"
Just as Qi Long was about to get excited, the door opened and Yang Chaoyue walked in with a bow: "Good morning, Brother Long!"
Hey, Yang Chaoyue, the most powerful person in finding clues, is also an undercover agent with me? Wouldn't that be more stable?
Excited, Qi Long went up to high-five her and told her that we were undercover agents.
It's good to be an undercover agent. From God's perspective, Yang Chaoyue was also very excited. But before the brother and sister were over excited, Wang Jiale came in again, followed by Shen Teng, Sha Yi, and Qin Xiaoxian.
Except for Gao Dongqiang, all six people gathered together.
Qi Long's mood also declined little by little. He even ran over and gave his photographer Quan Kai a headache. He lied to me and said he was an undercover, right? Deceiving feelings, everyone is obviously here.
At this time, the director announced the rules of the game: "This program is a one-on-six challenge. You will challenge Gao Dongqiang together. At the beginning of the game, everyone needs to steal Gao Dongqiang's shoes, and then learn the task of catching the thief. The last link only requires Dong Qiang’s votes count, and the people he voted for will go directly to prison, while others compete with him in a name-tag-robbing showdown!”
If Dongqiang voted for all six of them at once, then there would be no need to tear up the name tag, and all six of them would directly accept the punishment together.
When they heard that it was like a hidden camera, six people were dealing with one Dong Qiang, everyone high-fived very excitedly, and then cooperated with the program team to film undercover clues.
More than an hour later, everyone pretended to have just arrived and walked into the recording scene with Dong Qiang.
Everyone greeted each other as if they hadn't seen each other for a week. This was all Qi Long's plan, and Dong Qiang couldn't let Dong Qiang discover the flaw.
After everyone finished saying hello, Qi Long talked about the current situation of the members according to the topic board given by the director team. In fact, he didn't need to use it. He had already memorized it in the car before coming here.
"Recently, there have been a lot of surprises for our members. First of all, our Chaoyue and Xiaoxian's sitcom "Sisters at Home" is officially launched on the Penguin Video platform!"
"Wow!" Everyone applauded in unison!
"Everyone, please support me. This is a sitcom starring our Chao Yue. She plays the sister in Sisters at Home. The sister is played by Liu Yan, right?" Shen Teng was also promoting it.
Dong Qiang was confused: "What is Qin Xiaoxian playing?"
Qi Long immediately said: "They have a dog at home."
"Hey!"
After making a joke, Qi Long continued: "Congratulations to our brother Teng for his new movie being scheduled for the New Year. Please support it!"
"Whoa oh oh oh!"
"Tickets for Gal's solo tour will start selling soon!"
"Whoa oh oh oh!"
"The super special show between Dongqiang and I has come to a successful conclusion. Please give me your support for the upcoming New Year's show in Shanxi Province!"
"Whoa oh oh."
Of the seven people, six of them have works and schedules to promote or celebrate. Only Sha Yi currently has no drama to air and is still filming on set.
In order to record a variety show every week, Sha Yi stayed up late every day, filming six days and seven days, and then had a spare day to record the variety show.
Qi Long knew that everyone had something to promote, and it was not good to leave the sand art alone, so he created a show to achieve the effect.
After everyone applauded repeatedly and promoted other people's things, Qi Long continued: "Sha Yi. Uh, Sha Yi, Sister Hu Ke hasn't hit him for three days!"
"Whoa oh oh oh oh!" screamed and cheered louder than everyone else just now.
Sha Yi herself clapped happily, and looked at Qi Long quite grateful. Everyone mentioned him and didn't forget him.
After the pleasant opening, the director team asked everyone to go into the room for dinner.
The six thieves wanted to steal Dong Qiang's shoes at this time. They had already known about the meal, but they had to act like they didn't know.
Qi Long immediately became alert: "Wait a minute, are the program crew so kind?"
"It's very strange!" Qin Xiaoxian agreed.
Everyone moved forward with a doubtful expression, doubting everything. This restaurant was a restaurant where you had to take off your shoes and put on disposable slippers. Everyone was dragging their shoes at the door. Qi Long picked up Dong Qiang's shoes and put them in the shoe cabinet. the top layer.
Dong Qiang had no doubts at all, because Qi Long had always been used to doing small things for others when there was work in his eyes, and he even thanked him.
After being polite, Qi Long also put his shoes on the top of the shoe cabinet and walked into the restaurant with Dong Qiang.
As soon as the two of them entered, Wang Jiaer, who was behind him, immediately picked up Dong Qiang's shoes and placed them on the next highest level. Then he super-leap placed them on the third level and went down one by one.
The steps to steal shoes must be from the top to the bottom, and then the last person puts the shoes on the car.
Whoever becomes the last one will have to stay outside for a long time and will probably be suspected.
For this reason, the six-person group decided on a strategy to let Sha Yi, who might not be able to help in the process of tearing off the name tag, perform this operation. It was too late now. Only three people completed the task, and the others did not have time. Because they had to get in as soon as possible to avoid arousing Dong Qiang's suspicion.
Entering the restaurant and looking at the table full of dishes, everyone seemed to be afraid to act rashly for fear of any problems. However, the program team did not speak, and everyone finally slowly picked up their chopsticks and started eating.
"It's a bit strange to record today. The program team didn't say a word!" Qi Long said to Dong Qiang.
Dong Qiang nodded in agreement, and then thought of the third week of the broadcast, the follow-up skydiving chapter of the secret battle, and the men helping to hide their mission while eating.
He glanced at everyone: "Is there someone with a hidden mission?"
As soon as these words came out, several people's hearts tightened. Um, are you too keen? We haven't even finished the preliminary tasks yet, and you're starting to suspect that someone has a hidden task? ! (End of chapter)