Chapter 176 "You're pretty good at playing"
In the bedroom.
Peter picked up a stack of celebrity posters from the drawer. They were cleverly cut down to only their heads, like strange art puzzle pieces.
Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, Gerard Butler, Hugh Jackman...all are tough guys on the screen.
This damn fat man pasted these avatars on his face one by one, with strange innocence flashing in his eyes: "This is a little game between me and Louise. I can satisfy her with any celebrity she wants to sleep with. Rango, do you want it?" Pick one and wear it too.”
As he spoke, he couldn't wait to put on a piece of Marlon Brando's classic look in "The Godfather". At the same time, he threw the Al Pacino poster to Lango and shouted excitedly: "Look at it." , New and Old Godfathers vs. Louise, hehe."
Lange stared blankly at the fat man jumping up and down in front of him, and then glanced at Louise, who couldn't wait to take a bath in the bathroom.
A few minutes ago, just after he had told the Pitts that he had something very important to tell them, the couple had smiled at each other, as expected.
Then they pushed him to the bedroom one after another.
Faced with this sudden absurd scene, Lange felt mixed emotions, and an indescribable feeling of discomfort arose spontaneously. It was as if there were countless ants crawling under his skin, which was disgusting.
Although he is the chosen one of Slaanesh and the human incarnation of the original sin of lust, he has never been so lustful!
In anger, he crumpled the poster in his hand into a ball, smashed it on the ground, pointed at Pete and was about to say something angrily, but at this moment, the bathroom door opened.
Snap——!
A crisp sound of a whip pierced the air.
Louise was seen wearing a tight-fitting low-cut leather jacket and high-heeled leather boots on her legs, waving the whip in her hand at Lango provocatively.
"Badboy~ Are you ready for the Queen's whipping?"
"Fake." Lango exclaimed, holding his head, looking at the scene in front of him in disbelief.
Pete laughed weirdly from the sidelines, seeming to enjoy the farce.
"Yeah~ I want you to keep me occupied all night long!"
Louise's eyes became more intense, and she pressed forward step by step, waving the whip in the air with a heart-stopping sound.
"Wait. Wait!!!"
Lango backed away in horror, with his hands in a defensive posture and a look of resistance on his face, "I really have something important to tell you. I beg you two to be normal first!"
However, Louise seemed to be driven by some kind of fanaticism, completely ignoring his pleas, excitedly pounced on him, and pressed him on the sofa in the corner.
"You obviously enjoy this tune, don't you, Rango. Stop struggling and release the beast inside you!"
Lange resisted with all his strength, but he found that the woman was incredibly strong, suppressing him like a beast.
In order to prevent a terrible tragedy from happening, he immediately shouted: "Mom"
"Haha! You're pretty good at playing."
Louise became more and more excited after hearing this, but at this critical moment, an irresistible force suddenly broke out, knocking her back several meters away.
Lango took the opportunity to break free and jumped up from the sofa. While rubbing the goosebumps on his body, he angrily yelled at Louise: "Look what you are doing! You are my Mom!"
After hearing this, Louise and Peter looked at each other speechlessly. The kid in front of her was too involved in the drama.
Lango tried hard to suppress the turmoil in his heart, took a deep breath, and continued in an unquestionable tone: "I came from the future world more than twenty years later, and I took a ride developed by Dr. Brown, a scientific researcher at [Wooden House]. Time shuttle."
"so."
His words were mixed with a bit of anger, and he pointed at Peter and Louise, "I am your future little son! You are my biological parents! Stop doing these behaviors that are unacceptable or even disgusting to me. !”
As Lango finished speaking, the air in the bedroom seemed to freeze.
Peter was still wearing the Marlon Brando poster, and his expression hidden underneath was unknown, but Louise's expression instantly became serious.
She first looked at Lango in shock, then quickly stood up, ran to the drawer at the bedside, opened a hidden compartment, and took out a piece of kraft paper with mysterious patterns on it.
Then she poured magic power into it, and in an instant, inscriptions similar to the Shadow Hunter's forbidden magic circle spread out from it, covering the entire bedroom wall!
"This is."
Lango keenly sensed that the bedroom he was staying in at this time seemed to be isolated from the entire villa. The original wind and insect sounds from the outside world disappeared, leaving only the three of them immersed in this quiet space.
After doing all this, Louise looked at Lango in front of her and frowned: "Do you have anything to prove?"
Lange shrugged upon hearing this and said nonchalantly: "I have nothing to prove. Even the place of Round Clam Town was told to me by Quagma before coming here."
"I was born in Queens, New York. I remember it very clearly. Although your personalities at that time were a little out of the ordinary, you were no different from ordinary people. But now..."
He shook his head helplessly and said: "Forget it, it doesn't matter whether you believe it or not. Anyway, your past is no different from a mystery to me." After saying that, Lango sighed softly and sorted out the things that Lewis had torn apart. clothes, and thought about leaving here.
The impact on him tonight was too great.
At this moment, Louise suddenly stood in front of him, with red eyes and uncontrollable excitement in her eyes.
"Pete and I have been planning to leave Clam Town for New York City after we get pregnant. Queens is where our love began. This secret has never been mentioned to outsiders."
"Do you believe me?" Rango asked in surprise.
"letter!"
Louise burst into tears and smiled, her eyes sparkling with maternal brilliance, "When I first saw you, I felt an indescribable feeling of intimacy, like a family member connected by blood."
After hearing this, Lango's eyes suddenly became strange. Who was it that changed clothes to seduce him as soon as they met?
But before he could retort, Louise excitedly hugged him into her arms and shouted happily: "I didn't expect my future children to be so handsome! Hahaha, I knew my mother's genes must be bad." question!"
She cheered like a little girl, hugged Lango's head tightly and refused to let go, and waved to Pete: "Look, Pete! This is our biological child!"
Peter also slowly took off the poster on his face, and the silly smile on his face was replaced by a deep and complex emotion. He walked over and gently stroked Lango's head, his eyes flashing with recognition and relief.
"Rango. This name does sound better than Stewie."
"Hey, let go now"
Lango struggled to break free from Louise's overly enthusiastic embrace and said with a little helplessness: "I am already an adult in my twenties, don't treat me the same way you treat a child."
"Uh" Louise heard this, looked down at her outfit, her cheeks were slightly red, she smiled awkwardly and hurried back to the bathroom, ready to change into more decent clothes.
At the same time, Peter guided Lango to sit on the sofa in a corner of the room.
Facing this sudden "son", Pete seemed calm on the surface, but the inadvertent rubbing movements between his fingers revealed his inner fluctuations and discomfort.
Similarly, Lango felt very uncomfortable at this time. For a few minutes, the man next to him was still acting like an idiot, but he became normal in the blink of an eye.
The originally unsmart aura about him has completely dissipated without a trace. Although his appearance has not changed at all, his temperament has become more stable and reliable.
What's going on with this horse riding?
Just like that, the two people on the sofa were silent. Only the ditty hummed by Louise, who was changing clothes in the bathroom, eased their embarrassment a little.
"Dr. Brownah"
In the end, Peter was the first to break the silence. He smiled at Lango and said: "I didn't expect that guy to really make a time shuttle. He always clamored to create miracles in the 'wooden house'. Now it seems that he It did.”
"yeah."
Lange nodded slightly, complaining secretly in his heart, if it hadn't been for the drunken fooling around by you four knights, this technology might have been available earlier.
As the topic deepened, Peter asked about the current situation of Quagma and others, and Lange answered them one by one.
After hearing that Old Joe and Bonnie had separated, Pete suddenly laughed with joy, but when he mentioned that Cleveland disappeared in the time shuttle due to drunk driving, worry for his friend appeared on his face.
"What about us, kid?" Peter asked expectantly. "In your day, have we retired and enjoyed a comfortable life?"
"No."
Lango turned his head and stared at his father. After a brief hesitation, he confessed frankly: "You did not retire, but suddenly disappeared after I came home from school one day. At first, I thought you had encountered yellow eyes. It was the poisonous hand of the devil, but later investigation showed that this was not the case. You just disappeared from the world and completely lost your trace."
"Azazel?" After hearing this, Peter directly called Huang Yan's real name. He pondered for a moment, then shook his head in denial, "If it was Lucifer's words, it might be possible, but Azazel shouldn't be able to deal with it. It will be between me and your mother ten years later.”
Lange shrugged noncommittally. The people at [The Cabin] thought so too, especially Quagma and Old Joe, who simply didn't believe that Peter and Louise would be killed by Yellow Eyes.
“A lot happened over the next twenty-plus years.”
Lange recalled the sermon: "Not only are you missing, but my sister also died mysteriously during childbirth. I suspect she also had yellow eyes."
"No."
Pete interrupted him again, with a firm tone: "Megan cannot be killed by Yellow Eyes, and she is not your sister."
"???"
(End of chapter)