Chapter 679: Entering the Mountain
After lunch, Zhang An and his party were ready to go out into the mountain.
The Labor Day holiday is not over yet, and Su Ying does not have to be busy in class all day.
With this rare opportunity to relax and have nothing to do, she naturally wanted to go to the mountains.
Zhang Jianguo and Wang Fang did not have such leisure. There was almost no day in their first half of their lives when they did not run to the mountains. Now that they are at home, they definitely don’t want to run in the mountains.
"Why don't you all come with us at home."
It's noon now, when the sun is at its strongest, and Wang Fang doesn't want her sweet grandson to go to the mountains and suffer.
“I don’t!!”
It’s a pity that little Siqi only wanted to go out and have fun, and didn’t care about her grandma at all.
I don’t know where I learned it from, but I said these two words clearly and unswervingly.
"If you don't want to talk to me properly, please try."
Su Ying has always been the strictest in disciplining her son. When she saw the little guy talking to her grandma with his head held high, he immediately looked away.
After being disciplined like this by Su Ying, little Siqi dared to act wild.
It’s just that the hand holding the fat man’s pants didn’t loosen at all, and his desire to go out for fun never gave up.
“It’s okay, just go. There’s no reason for a country boy not to go into the mountains. For example, when his father first learned how to run, he would often run into the mountains. At that time, Green Wolf would often come down the mountain. ”
Seeing her grandson being taught a lesson by her daughter-in-law, Wang Fang quickly helped her grandson speak.
One thing she didn't say was that although Zhang An often went to the mountains to play when he was a child, he had to be beaten every time he came back.
After a while, the group went out.
This time they didn’t bring much, only the fat man carried a small basket.
After all, this time they went into the mountains just to collect some hemorrhoid grass for Fatty.
But in fact, it was more about taking the fat man and his wife for a walk in the mountains, and the hemorrhoid grass was just a side trip.
After all, that thing is not a rare treasure, but it is very common and can be found easily.
On the way, we met many tourists entering the mountain, some walking, and some hiring horses from the villagers to ride into the mountain.
Last winter, the village carried out major construction work on the Guanyin Mountain area.
Not only has the road into the mountain been paved, but guardrails have also been put up on the Guanyin Bridge. Now it is very easy to go there, and it does not have to be as difficult as before.
The most important thing is that some public facilities have been built over Guanyin Cave. In addition to upgrading the previous canteen, toilets have also been arranged.
So this year more and more people are going to climb there. It can be said that in terms of the number of people, it is almost on an equal footing with Lotus Pond.
On the road, in addition to tourists strolling leisurely into the mountains, there are also horses or oxen carrying a variety of goods to supply supplies.
Only Zhang An and his group are different from the others. The fat man is carrying the small bamboo-backed basket that Zhang An used to collect medicine before, while Zhang An is carrying Xiao Siqi on his shoulders, with an exaggerated waist. A gourd filled with water.
When you enter the mountains, in addition to the lush greenery that can be seen everywhere, you are also accompanied by the chirping of birds and the chirping of insects.
Spring has just passed, and now this mountain has become synonymous with vitality and vitality.
It’s just that I can hold the summer cicadas, as if they are still in the soil and have not started to get off work, otherwise the forest will be more lively.
"Zhang An, is that thing the old man mentioned easy to find?"
Along the way, the fat man looked around while walking, still worried about the hemorrhoid grass.
But it’s normal. After all, this thing concerns him. It would be weird if he didn’t care.
It’s a pity that he doesn’t know that thing at all, so even if he keeps talking about it, it’s all in vain.
“Look there are several of them there, don’t worry, they are everywhere and you can find them easily. Don’t you want to go to the mountains? We can dig some up and take them back when we come back. That’s fine. If you dig it now, you’ll have to carry it all the way into the mountain.”
Seeing that Fatty was distracted along the way, Zhang An had no choice but to find a few nearby plants and point them out to him.
Otherwise, he might not be able to relax even today.
Hemorrhoidal grass is really a very common herb. It is an exaggeration to say that it can be found everywhere.
But actually speaking, this thing doesn’t just refer to one kind of grass, but there are several kinds.
Because it is effective against hemorrhoids, it is collectively called hemorrhoid grass.
However, when prescribing, the choice must be based on the difference between internal and external use.
But this time, the prescription that Zhang Yixing prescribed for Fatty can be found in the drug store for internal use. All you need to find is the prescription for external use.
If it is hemorrhoid grass taken internally, you may need to put some effort into finding it.
But the bad thing is that it is for external use, so you don’t need to worry about it at all. It can be used everywhere after playing.
For example, the most common and most annoying stinky peony in the countryside is the one Zhang An just pointed out.
This thing deserves the word "stinky" in its name. It is really smelly. Except for those who need to use it, basically no one is willing to look for it. Even if there is it in the field, they will still hoe it. When the grass grows, dig it out together.
But this thing is one of them. Its roots can be dug out and then used to boil water for sitz bath, which can treat hemorrhoids.
This thing can relieve the congestion and pain symptoms of hemorrhoids. External use can relieve pain. Of course, if you only have smelly peony, it will definitely not work, and the effect will definitely be very poor.
But when combined with other medicinal materials on Zhang Yixing's prescription to neutralize the medicinal properties, the effect is extraordinary.
How unusual it is, Zhang An has no way of knowing. After all, he is one of the nine hemorrhoids among ten men. He has never suffered from it personally, so he has no chance to experience it personally.
“So that’s what it is.”
The fat man looked in the direction Zhang An pointed and saw a few big smelly peonies.
“Ugh~~~, why is this thing so smelly? Even shit can’t compare with it.”
The fat man ran over and pulled a few leaves, wanting to take a closer look After a while, I found that it smelled so bad that I almost vomited it out on the spot.
“It must be very smelly, because these things are called stinky peonies. Their odor comes from the leaves. If you don’t move it, you won’t be able to smell it, but you just put it. It was pulled down, especially the one you pulled, which is the smelliest red peony.”
There are two kinds of peonies, white and red, and white peonies are all over the branches. Green, while the red peony branches are brown.
In terms of odor, red peonies are stronger than white peonies. Their odor is like rotten durian, which is beyond words.
But no matter which kind of smelly peony it is, the smell is on the leaves, but the flowers they bloom have no smell.
But they are like living hemp. If you don't touch them, everyone will be fine. Once you reach out and touch them, you will definitely make a mess. Especially now, when the sun is at its strongest during the day, when the fat man pulls them, the smell becomes even stronger.
When the fat man heard this, he quickly threw away the smelly peony leaves in his hand.
There happened to be a creek next to it. After throwing it away, he immediately ran over and washed his hands.
"Okay, don't waste your time. This thing won't be clean no matter how you wash it. Just grab some mud and rub your hands together, and wait for it to slowly dissipate."
Seeing the fat man running to wash his hands, Zhang An immediately shook his head. The smell of this stuff is not so easy to wash off.
Fortunately, I have already eaten. Otherwise, it would probably be disgusting to death. Rural people can actually accept it, but city people like Fatty will definitely not be able to accept the smell while eating. to it.
"Ah, why didn't you tell me in advance."
When the fat man heard Zhang An's words, he was dumbfounded and regretted very much, why did he do this?
"You ran over and stretched out your hand before I said anything. What can I do?"
Zhang An sighed, spread his hands, and said helplessly.
Then, after walking a few steps, they encountered another patch of smelly peonies. Only then did the fat man believe that there were really many of them, so he stopped thinking about them.
After entering the mountain, Zhang An and the others did not walk towards Guanyin Mountain like other tourists. Instead, they chose another place at the fork in the road.
After all, Guanyin Mountain is now full of people. Even if you go there, there is no trace of mountain climbing. Instead, it is more like watching a sea of people.
And with Zhang An, a local, they can appreciate the different places in the mountains, and there is no need to crowd with a lot of people.
"Have a rest, I can't walk anymore."
Having walked half a mile on the mountain road, the fat man finally couldn't hold on any longer and kept shouting that he needed to rest.
Hearing the fat man shouting that he couldn't walk any further, Zhang An found a relatively clean rock nearby and took everyone over to rest on it.
"It happens that there are lush trees here, so take a rest here. But I say, you should lose weight, otherwise you will suffer from it again when you get older."
Fat Man’s tonnage has always been too huge, making exercise too strenuous.
I had only been walking for a while, and I was already out of breath, feeling like a dying person.
You must know that Su Ying and Zhang Zilin next to them were just breathing a little and sweating a little on their foreheads.
“I also want to lose weight. You see, I don’t eat much at each meal, but I can’t lose weight at all. Hey Zhang An, I heard that Chinese medicine has a prescription for losing weight. Do you know how? If so, give me something to eat."
The fat man is also annoyed with his fat body. Zhang An is not the only one who has told him to lose weight.
But losing weight is easy to say, but very difficult to do.
However, he quickly remembered that he had heard from others that Chinese medicine had prescriptions that could help people lose weight, and he immediately took Zhang An's idea.
“There are some prescriptions like this, but it’s hard to say how effective they are, because they all vary from person to person. Some people may be able to reduce weight after using it, but some people won’t have any effect at all. It works, and after using this recipe, you need to have a regular life, otherwise the rebound will be more terrifying than before."
Zhang An knows this kind of weight loss recipe. Just more than one.
But it was only after knowing about it that I became more aware of the side effects.
After all, anything that can overtake in corners and take effect quickly will not only have positive effects.
While taking these prescriptions are effective, they will also damage the body's vitality, so it will take longer to get through the side effects and replenish the body's vitality.
"Is there really such a prescription? I thought it was all fake. Then Zhang An, please prescribe one for him. If there is anything you need to pay attention to, tell us. I will come when the time comes. Just supervise him."
When Zhang Zilin heard what Zhang An said, her eyes widened immediately.
She didn't really believe it before, but Zhang An also said so, and she couldn't tolerate her disbelief.
But since there is such a thing, she definitely wants Zhang An to give Fatty a pair to try.
Although the size of her man has not caused her too much trouble, no woman would want her man to be a fat man all the time.
"Um, let's give it a try. Although I can't control myself, I have someone who can control me now."
Fat man is worried about whether he can control himself. There is no confidence at all, otherwise he would not be as powerful as he is now.
But that doesn't matter, because there is someone who can control him now.
"Then let's wait until we get back. Then we'll see if we can find someone who will make you suffer less."
Zhang An would naturally not refuse if he could help the friends around him, especially with Zhang Zilin here. He felt that the fat man would not have a chance to rebound.
"By the way, since you brought water, why didn't you think of bringing a few cups?"
The fat man was a little thirsty, but there was no drinkable mountain spring water nearby, so he had to Drink the water from Zhang An's gourd.
But there is only a gourd but no cup. If it is just a few men, it doesn't matter. But now that Su Ying and Zhang Zilin are here, they definitely can't drink directly to their mouths.
“You’ve already gone into the mountains, what cup do you need to bring? Just pick a few leaves and fold them.”
Looking at the fat man’s squeamishness, Zhang An said angrily, but still He stood up and picked a few larger leaves nearby.
Use these leaves to fold them slightly, then put them on with a grass leaf, and a pure natural cup will come out.
“I don’t know what kind of treasure Zhang An’s water is. Every time I drink it, the fatigue in my body seems to disappear.”
The fat man drank a few leaves of water and suddenly felt I feel extremely comfortable.
Although he didn't know that what Zhang An brought was very magical space spring water, he could feel the magical effect of drinking this water.
Although they also drank this when they were at Zhang An's house, they usually just thought it tasted good, and they didn't have the personal experience they had now.
Don’t you see, he was as tired as a dog just now, but now after drinking a few sips of water, he suddenly looked like a fine person.
"It tastes good, then you should drink more."
Of course Zhang An would not tell him why, but just replied casually.
"That's not possible. This gourd is only so big. I've finished drinking it. What will you drink later?"
The fat man immediately shook his head, saying that when he is usually very thirsty , such a gourd of water is probably only enough for him to drink for one meal.
But he doesn't know that there is another world in Zhang An's gourd, and the water that can be filled in it is far more than he imagined.
(End of this chapter)