Chapter 678 Hemorrhoids cannot be expressed


Chapter 678: Indescribable Hemorrhoids

When they arrived at the foot of the Sanqing Temple, Xiao Siqi could already walk up the stone stairs upright one step at a time.

In the past six months, his short legs have grown a lot. He no longer has to be carried up by adults or climb up on his own hands and feet like before.

Seeing that he was willing to leave, Zhang An did not interfere with him, just treating it as a physical exercise.

However, there are many stone stairs at the entrance of Sanqingguan. There are dozens of steps in total. After just climbing for a while, about a dozen steps, the little guy was a little out of breath.

"Qi Qi, come and hug you. You are so tired, so don't get too exhausted."

Zhang An knew where his son's limit was, so he never spoke. However, Zhang Zilin who was standing next to him couldn't bear to see this, so he quickly walked up and hugged the little guy in his arms.

Maybe he felt tired, so the little guy being held by Zhang Zilin didn't make any fuss.

"Let me do it. He is not small. It will be difficult for you to hold him."

Although Xiao Siqi is young, he is not light at all. Other children When he was this size, he probably only weighed more than 20 kilograms, and the little guy now weighs more than 30 kilograms.

It's not because he is fat, it's mainly because he grows faster and becomes a little taller.

Zhang Zilin is a woman with a slim figure and slender limbs. It must be very tiring for her to climb such a high stone step with little Siqi in her arms.

Having tried a few steps just now, Zhang Zilin knew that what Zhang An said was true, so she happily handed the little man in her arms to Zhang An.

Arrived at the entrance of Sanqing Temple, Xiao Siqi had rested enough, stopped breathing, and struggled down again.

The threshold of the courtyard gate of the Taoist temple was a bit high. As soon as he landed on the ground, little Siqi quickly climbed over it skillfully, and then ran towards Heizi in the courtyard.

Heizi has now grown into a big dog half as tall as a man. He is no longer as small as when he was brought here, so he can no longer call him Little Heizi, but Big Heizi. .

Because it grew so tall and strangers often came to the Taoist temple, Zhang and his party were afraid that it would scare visitors, so they would tie it up in a corner of the yard during the day and set up a sign not to come near. brand.

As soon as Little Siqi came closer, Heizi, who was still standing, immediately lay down on the ground and let the little man in front of him play with its head.

There is no way, it is too tall. If it stands, Xiao Siqi can't even reach its back, let alone touch its head.

Little Siqi rubbed Heizi's pointed ears a few times, then took out something to eat from his pocket, then peeled off the outer packaging and fed it to Heizi.

Zhang An took a look and saw that it was a small packet of spicy strips that the little guy got from his brother Li Yao.

Heizi is a local dog and is used to spicy food, so he eats it very well.

At this time, the scene of one person and one dog looks very harmonious.

Actually, Heizi was not so close to Xiao Siqi before, but during this period, Zhang An brought him over to play whenever he had time. Gradually, Heizi became familiar with the little man in front of him.

This all takes time. Although Heizi comes from Zhang An's family, he has left that big family since he was a child.

Up to now, Heizi has completely regarded the little guy as his little master.

“Okay, Qiqi, we’ll play with Heizi later. Let’s go find Grandpa Qian first.”

Now that we’ve arrived at Sanqing Temple, we must first meet Zhang Yixing Yes, as a junior, this is the etiquette you should have.

Although Xiao Siqi is still young, these things need to be cultivated from an early age. If you focus on them when you grow up, it will be difficult to correct them if they grow crookedly.

Little Siqi was also very obedient. When he heard what Zhang An said, he immediately ran over and led several adults to the side hall like a leader.

Although it was still very early at this time, Zhang and his party had already gotten up.

Because he was the only one in Sanqing Temple, he got up early every day, cleaned the temple, burned incense, and finally did morning lessons.

The content of the morning class is not fixed. Sometimes it is chanting scriptures, sometimes it is copying scriptures, etc.

However, it was already past the morning class time at this point, and Zhang Yixing was probably practicing.

The little guy couldn't find anyone when he got into the side hall, so he immediately ran out and looked behind the house.

He is very familiar with this place, and there is nothing that can trouble him.

A few people followed Xiao Siqi to the back of the side hall, and they saw Zhang and his party practicing here.

“Fuck grandpa!!”

As soon as Xiao Siqi saw Zhang and his party, he pounced on him.

“Hey, why are you here so early?”

Although Zhang Yixing was still practicing, as soon as he saw little Siqi, he immediately stopped his energy and relaxed his energy, and then picked up the little guy.

"I came with my father."

Little Siqi was very good at Zhang Yixing's place and pointed to Zhang An and said.

"Old man, long time no see."

The fat man had already taken the lead to step forward and greeted Zhang and his party with an apologetic greeting.

Should he say it or not, he learned this trick very quickly.

"I got married last year. This is my daughter-in-law, Zhang Zilin. I brought her to meet you this time."

Then the fat man introduced Zhang Zilin beside him.

Although Zhang Zilin came with us last time, Zhang and his party were away because of something, so they did not come.

“Hello, Daozhang Zhang.”

Zhang Zilin also saluted Zhang and his party.

"Yes, yes, Master Lu has made a good marriage. From now on, you two can be together for a long time."

Zhang and his party looked at the faces of the two of them respectively, and then He said with a smile and a nod.

"Haha, then I will accept your golden words, old man."

Although they felt that Zhang and his party were saying auspicious words, the fat man and his wife were still very happy after hearing this. After all, who Don't like to hear nice things.

Only Zhang An knows that his old man’s words are not just casual remarks, because he really knows how to read faces.

Zhang An had always wanted to learn this skill from Zhang Yixing before, but unfortunately he didn't seem to be suitable. No matter how patiently Zhang Yixing taught, he couldn't get started for a long time, and finally had to give up.

Back in the courtyard, the fat man went to the main hall to offer incense and salute to the Sanqing Patriarch as before.

The only difference is that he was the only one before, but now Zhang Zilin is with him.

After the two of them finished offering incense, they donated some money to the merit box as before.

There was a welcoming table in the yard, and Zhang and his party had brought a pot of tea over and invited them to sit down.

"Jushi Lu, I just saw you looking gloomy and confused, maybe you are troubled by something."

Zhang An took the teapot and poured tea for several people. Yi Xing then said to the fat man.

"As expected, I can't hide it from you, I'll tell you the truth. I came here this time to see you for medical treatment."

When the fat man heard what Zhang Yixing said, he suddenly smiled bitterly. .

"Oh? But I don't think you have a disease on your face. Please reach out and I will take your pulse."

Hearing this, Zhang Yi Xing immediately He frowned and said with some confusion. At his level, if you want to know whether a person is sick, you can tell something just from the physical appearance.

When the fat man heard this, he honestly stretched out his hand and put it on the table.

After Zhang Yixing closed his eyes for a while, he opened his mouth and said, "Your pulse is very stable. It doesn't look like there is any problem. You might as well tell me about your symptoms."
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When Zhang An heard this, he couldn't help but think, isn't that the problem?

If so, it is impossible not to diagnose it based on the pulse.

"Well, old man, what I actually have is not any other disease, but hemorrhoids. I went to the hospital and asked, and they said I needed an operation, so I came to see you."
< br>The fat man looked at Zhang An next to him, his face a little embarrassed, but in the end he gritted his teeth and said it.

When Zhang An heard these two words, he was stunned.

He considered many symptoms, but did not think about this aspect.

That thing appeared in that place, no wonder Fatty couldn’t tell him.

Except between husband and wife, I’m really embarrassed to say this in front of other familiar people.

"It's no wonder. Hemorrhoids cannot be diagnosed. Come with me to have a look inside."

Zhang Yixing also suddenly realized that hemorrhoids cannot be diagnosed from the pulse. You can see it.

This time the fat man didn't hesitate and just followed Zhang and his party to the inner room.

After a while, the two came out.

"Your problem is not very serious, it is not a big problem, so don't worry. I will prescribe two prescriptions for you. Take this one, grab the medicine and decoct it as written above, and the other one Boil it with warm water and take a sitz bath, and it will be fine in about half a month."

Zhang Yixing didn't know if he was comforting the fat man, and then he picked up the pen and wrote out a prescription for the fat man.

“But it’s best to find the hemorrhoid grass yourself. The one caught in the pharmacy may not be very effective.”

“Old man, where can I find this outline? I don’t know. I understand, please tell me more.”

As soon as Fatty heard that he had to look for it by himself, he was a little worried that he would not find it, or that he might be looking for the wrong thing.

"Don't worry, this is not a rare thing. There are a lot of them in the mountains. You happen to be here, just ask Zhang An to take you to find them."

Zhang Yi Xing knew Fatty. What were you worried about, so he smiled and said.

"The relationship is good, let him take me there in the afternoon."

After hearing Zhang Yixing's words, Fatty didn't worry about anything.

After all, with Zhang An in his pocket, the rest is not a problem at all.

"By the way, I remember Zhang An had some badger skins there. When the time comes, you can get one for him and sew it into a cushion. Use it to sit on until he recovers. The effect will be Better."

Zhang Yixing suddenly remembered that Zhang An had badger skins, so he spoke again.

"Okay, I'll excuse you."

The big problem in his heart was solved, and the fat man suddenly felt much more relaxed.

God knows what he was tortured by that thing a few days ago, he almost went crazy.

When he went to the hospital and was told that surgery was necessary, he was very resistant.

People like him have always taken great care of their bodies. It would be just a matter of taking some medicine, water, and an injection. It would be terrifying to operate a knife on him.

However, he immediately thought of Zhang Yixing, an old Taoist priest with real abilities, so he simply came over to give it a try. Unexpectedly, he actually succeeded.

After the consultation, the fat man had no idea of ​​paying the consultation fee, because he knew that Zhang and his party would definitely not accept it, and he would just wait for more incense in the future.

After the incident was over, the few people did not go down the mountain immediately. Instead, they chatted with Zhang and his party while watching Xiao Siqi playing with Heizi.

"Hey, Brother Zhang An, Qiqi, you are here too."

Suddenly, a girl's voice came from the door.

"Sissi is here, has the treatment started?"

Zhang An knew who was speaking without even looking.

Except for Yan Qian, no one in the village would call him that.

He helped Yan Qian find the most important medicine in the treatment a long time ago, and Yan Peifeng also quickly found all the other items on the prescription.

However, Zhang and his party did not immediately treat the little girl at that time, because the medicinal materials had been found and needed to be processed.

“Yeah, it’s been a few days since then,”

The little girl first came over and bowed to Zhang and his party, and then said to Zhang An.

Yan Peifeng followed her and nodded to Zhang An and others.

"Auntie, why don't you come to play with me anymore."

Because Yan Qian came, Xiao Siqi gave up playing with the dog and ran to Yan Qian.

Usually after the naughty children in the village go to school, only Yan Qian will often come to play with him, so he likes Yan Qian as his aunt very much.

"How about I wait a few days and my aunt will come play with you again?"

Since starting treatment, Yan Qian has never been out except for coming to Sanqing Temple, so I haven’t been to Zhang An’s house for a few days.

"Okay Xiaoan, you guys go back, I'm going to start treating Miss Xiaoyan."

After a while, Zhang and his party started to drive people away.

"Then let's go down the mountain first, Uncle Yan. When Sissi is well, you must tell me."

After hearing the old man's words, Zhang An stood up and left with the fat man and his wife, without thinking of staying to watch the treatment process.

Because if it was convenient for him to watch the treatment process, Zhang and his party would have called him to teach him step by step, and they would not have driven them down the mountain right now.

"That's for sure, no one can forget you if you forget."

In Yan Peifeng's heart, Zhang An and Zhang Yixing are both great benefactors to his daughter.

After going down the mountain, Xiao Siqi sat on Zhang An's shoulders, shouting "drive, drive..."

"I said you are just a little guy. It’s just a small hemorrhoid, and he kept silent about it, so I thought it was something serious.”

Zhang An rolled his eyes at Fatty, but he thought that Fatty had some serious disease that only a few people have. , and I was thinking of getting him some great remedies.

"I don't have the nerve to tell you this stuff. We are already so familiar. If I really tell you, I will never have the face to see you in the future."

The fat man said weakly, He is really embarrassed, these days there is not only a defense between men and women, but also a defense between men and women.

“It’s not that serious. It’s just hemorrhoids. Later you will find that this thing is too common.”

Zhang An shook his head and said, after all, in later generations, ten men and nine hemorrhoids were not just talk, especially in the very tolerant city next door.

(End of this chapter)

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