Chapter 256: The Second General Heng Ha -
The two boxing gloves were tired, and they had several limbs as thin as firewood sticks. They were propped on the ground and panting.
"Sun thief! Are you kicking me in the crotch? Are you still a human being!"
The two fly legs of the red glove are tightly together, looking like they are still frightened.
“Look at your peeing! I let you sneer, let you appear on stage without speaking human words, you are a disgrace!”
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For a while, Song Weichen doubted his mental state.
She began to seriously reflect on whether she was too different from a serious carbon-based creature. Why didn't the phantom she conceived have a reliable gadget?
I don’t know what the abilities of the second general Heng Ha are. Judging from the current rhythm, Song Weichen only feels pain in his teeth - he feels that they can have key side effects at critical moments.
“Don’t panic, things like luck all depend on luck.”
Song Weichen comforted herself silently in her heart...
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She sat on the ground, looking at the two "fine gloves" with disgust but caution, looking at them, she seemed to be out of breath. , Song Weichen cleared his throat.
"Ahem, let me ask. I have no other meaning. Do you two have any method to restore factory settings?"
The red one is not good at listening to secret channels. This owner It seems that he doesn't like them very much. Does this mean he wants to reinvent the phantom? It's all that guy's fault!
Red Glove hurriedly stood up, with his calves holding his big belly and bowing to Song Weichen. However, he fell down because he was top-heavy, so he had to get up again in embarrassment, holding his little hands in front of his belly.
"Master, I'm so sorry that I made you laugh at my brother's incompetence."
"We brothers have been blessed with great fortune and can become your puppet spiritual fetus. It is truly an honor. I am extremely prepared to take the lead and do my best. Naturally, there is no such escape route set by the factory. Please forgive me, Master."
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Song Weichen raised his forehead, why did this glove suddenly look like this. Seriously, she won't be able to fix it.
Although they were all quite abstract, such a comparison made her miss the little meat balls even more.
She originally wanted to ask these smart brothers what their trump card was, but she was really afraid of being disappointed and started to "make things happen" with such unimportant things.
Patting his butt and standing up from the ground, Song Weichen pretended to go to the table to pour himself some water, while pretending to speak casually.
“A phantom told me before that what you look like and what abilities you have depends on my ‘voice’ and subconscious mind.”
“I just took it seriously. After some reflection, I know nothing about boxing, and I have only seen the trailer of "Hot and Furious". Why did I conceive a thing like yours... No, a magic weapon like yours?"
"Ahem, I don't mean anything else. I just want to confirm whether you are someone else's phantoms and accidentally walked into the wrong set?"
"No, master, we are indeed your phantoms." Spirit! "
Xiao Hong is very affectionate.
"It is your determination to become stronger and your desire to control your own destiny that created us!"
Song Weichen twitched the corner of his mouth.
"That's it?"
"It seems that my determination is not very strong..."
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He remained silent, looking at Xiao Hong with his legs crossed and the firestick crossed. Xiao Hei, who was walking on thin ice while talking to Song Weichen, finally spoke.
“Hey, you were pregnant three seconds earlier than me, so don’t be so dumbfounded by your farts that you have nothing to say. Who is your brother! And why don’t you tell the truth to the master? We two I didn’t look like this originally, so you didn’t have to...”
"Shh!"
Xiao Hong hurriedly covered Xiao Hei's mouth.
"Wait a minute...What did you say, Xiao Hei?"
Song Weichen keenly captured the "key points". How much information does Xiao Hong hide from herself since she appeared on the scene? Can you still believe in the phantom that you have conceived?
"Xiao Hei, please elaborate."
"Xiaohong, don't stop me."
Song Weichen sat down in front of the table, put one arm on the table, crossed his legs, and looked at the two brothers with a look that seemed to be smiling but not smiling. Queen style.
Xiao Hei pushed Xiao Hong away and said, "I'll tell the master before I leave."
"Actually, I don't look like this at all. These shabby clothes make me smell like sweat, and I'm almost It’s so bad!”
It jumped up to the table in twos and twos, and was about to take off its “boxing gloves” with its teeth and claws. Xiaohong followed closely and jumped on the table, holding down Xiaohei tightly.
"Sun thief! Be careful that you scare the master again with your behavior!"
Xiao Hong was anxious, tightly holding Xiao Hei's "boxing clothes" to prevent him from taking them off, and then looked at him with a begging look. Song Weichen.
“We were born with ugly appearance, and I am afraid that you will be disgusted and intimidated, so we use this method to cover up. We have no intention of deceiving our master, please forgive us!”
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Song Weichen's CPU is about to burn out. Wait a moment, the relationship between these two fine-skilled gloves is not the original body? Can ghosts still wear clothes?
But yes, it turns out that her little chubby mouse can also pedal an electric scooter hard! What's weird...
While dazed for a moment, seeing the two gloves being pushed and shoved and about to start fighting again, Song Weichen curled his lips, raised his hand and flicked Xiao Hei with a "ber" sound.
“Tell me the truth, how many of you two are trying to cheat? Will it make people ugly or afraid of rejection?”
Xiao Hei’s force value seems to be stronger than Xiao Hong’s. At this moment, Xiaohong had trampled Xiaohong's little matchstick legs under his feet. When he heard Song Weichen ask, he thought about it seriously and spread his two thin stick hands.
“To be honest, I think I’m incredibly handsome!”
"Besides, if I really look ugly, wouldn't it be an aesthetic problem for you, the Creator? What does it have to do with me? Why do you let me wear this tattered leather cover to cover my prickly heat all the time?"
Xiao Hei’s words are really vicious. For a moment, Song Weichen suddenly felt that it would be good to just keep them as they are now...
“And wearing this shabby leather cover, we can’t fit together. , It can't use some of its ultimate moves, this little guy is really putting the cart before the horse!" Xiao Hei was still cursing.
"Wait a minute! What big move? What combination?"
Song Weichen felt excited when he heard it, and his heart skipped a beat. No matter how eye-catching they are, the trump card is more important.
"Take it off!"
"I want to see the fit."
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"Master! No!"
Xiao Hong shouted His liver and intestines were broken, and he was kicked by Xiao Hei.
"Howling! Get up, you're numb!" Xiaohong got up with tears in her eyes, turned her back and began to take off her fists. Seeing Xiaohei's teeth itching, she kicked it into the air, and then she He also jumped up.
“Bang!”
A cloud of white smoke exploded in the air, and then something in the smoke quickly fell to the table, making a slight “bang!” Voice.
The wisps of smoke on that thing dispersed, and its true form was revealed.
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"This...this..."
Song Weichen's face was full of surprise, and he was at a loss for words when he looked at the thing in front of him.
"Master... said not to look, not to look..."
Xiaohong's slightly crying voice sounded - but the thing clearly didn't speak, and it seemed that she could do it without speaking. Hear the sound of it.
"Tsk, you bitches are so noisy. I don't know if the master dislikes you, but I do dislike you anyway!"
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"Is this your true identity? ?”
Song Weichen managed to find her voice, and she was almost starry-eyed.
“Do you think this is gothic style, mecha style, or wasteland style? It’s pretty cool too!!”
In front of her was a very stylized strange hand.
The joints are like black steel and meteorite, and the meridians on the back of the hand are intertwined with tendons, like a steel mesh.
The fingers are extremely long, the phalanges faintly exude an ominous blue-black aura, and the knuckles are black and poisonous. At first glance, they look like five ghost eyes.
The nails are scarlet, like hooks and blades, and they are not easy to mess with at first glance.
It can also be seen from the color of the hands that the nails and tendons and ligaments are Xiaohong's body, and the rest are Xiaohei's body.
Song Weichen was amazed!
Although it was only a hand that was only as long as the wrist, it suddenly gave her a feeling of self-satisfaction, and she felt like the BGM of her own life was on fire!
"You should have let me see this look earlier, it's really shocking!"
"Ah? Master...you, aren't you afraid of us?"
Xiao Hong's voice sounded timidly, mixed with joy and some hesitation.
"Am I that cowardly?"
She was somewhat unhappy.
"Ah, this... may be slightly different from the information we have learned... Thank you, Master! Please allow me to formally introduce myself again."
The wrist of the strange hand fell He placed his hand on the table and made a firm fist with his fingers pointing upward.
“As you can see, this is our complete body. Whether we are separate or complete, we all have a common ability-the ability to tear and fold space.”
It swayed left and right, as if looking for something, and suddenly saw a pot of Begonia flowers blooming by the window.
"Master, please look at the pot of crabapple flowers."
There was a click of a strange hand, without moving the wrist, two fingers appeared out of thin air next to the crabapple, and with a slight fold, they were The removed begonia flower disappeared together with the finger, and in an instant there was a fresh begonia in the hand on the table.
"Master, this is our ability."
The strange hand on the table disappeared and appeared next to Song Weichen's ear, gently pinning the begonia flower on her temple.
"This flower is most suitable for beauty."
While speaking, the strange hand appeared on the table again.
“In addition, our boxing and magic skills are also good, and we also have some other skills. We will find opportunities to show them to our masters in the future. We will continue to improve and swear to serve our masters as dogs and horses. "Thank you!"
Xiao Hong made an impassioned speech, which made Xiao Hei sneer.
“What a waste of words, it’s useless, just do it!”
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Pa, bang, bang.
While applauding, Song Weichen couldn't help but imitate Stephen Chow's emoticon and exclaimed, "One word, absolutely!"
"Since I have you, my mother no longer worries about me. I left the key at home. If this is not illegal, having you means I have wealth and freedom!"
"The key is that you are so cool! Jia Feng really wins my heart! Of course, I’m not saying that it’s not good to wear boxing gloves and be a little boy..."
Yishou was so excited when he heard that, he gave Song Weichen a thumbs up, then he made a fist in the air, punched his "non-existent chest" twice, and extended his index finger to point at Song Weichen.
"You have a vision, I like it. From now on, I will protect you with my life!"
When I heard it, it was Xiao Hei's voice.
"How can you talk to the master."
Xiaohong scolded, and the gesture immediately changed into a gesture of overlapping thumb and index finger to show their hearts - made by a different hand, inexplicably Paradoxically funny.
"The main reason is that I heard others say that the master is extremely timid, so I deliberately put on the gloves to meet each other. If I had known this... well, I misunderstood, I misunderstood."
"No, who made me? Rumor?"
Song Weichen was about to get to the bottom of things when there was a knock on the door.
“Knock knock.”
Gu Yu’s voice sounded outside the house, “Sir, you are awake. I will help you wash and change clothes.”
"Quick, quick, quick, you two will turn into boxing gloves. This will scare my Guyu."
Song Weichen whispered softly, and his strange hands instantly turned into the same pair of boxing gloves, one red and one black. Leave on the table.
The door was bolted by her from the inside. Song Weichen hurriedly answered and opened the door, "It's up, it's coming."
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As soon as the door opened, Song Weichen He was stunned for a moment, his eyes were a little red, and he seemed about to cry and laugh at the same time.
"Surprise!"
The little guinea pig grabbed a strand of Gu Yu's hair and stood on her shoulder, waving its little paws at Song Weichen.
"Sister Aloha! Long time no see! I miss you so much, Shushu!"