Chapter 257 Little Shit Stirr-
“Ah, ah, little chic, I miss you so much!”
Song Weichen picked up the small-headed guinea pig from Guyu’s shoulder and put it on his face Rubbing again and again.
The little guinea pig had a look of enjoyment on its face, holding Song Weichen's face with its little fleshy paws, squinting its eyes and pouting, obviously asking her to kiss it.
Just as they were about to kiss, Song Weichen stopped.
No...why is this meat bug at Gu Yu's place?
Then he pinched it with his thumb and index finger, grabbed the little meatball Destiny by the back of his neck and lifted it up to his eyes. Song Weichen looked at it with a look on his face, half-smiling but not smiling.
“There’s something wrong with you.”
“Ah, Weiwei Sama, what are you doing? Shushu, my feet are empty now, so I don’t feel safe.”
The little guinea pig's short and fat little claws scratched and kicked in the air a few times. There was no point of focus, so it could only hang its hands and feet in a cowardly manner. The little black bean looked at Song Weichen with bright eyes, and his face was full of cuteness and innocence.
Song Weichen ignored it and turned to ask Guyu.
“Have these meat bugs always been at your place?”
Gu Yu was busy cleaning up the dressing table. She didn’t understand why, in just one night, the things on it were in such a mess that it looked like they had been robbed— —The pair of "Smart Fists" who fight each other whenever they disagree should have a name here.
Actually, Gu Yu saw the pair of strange round balls on the tea table as soon as she entered the door. However, her master had many weird things, so she was already used to them. She just picked up the gloves and wiped them carefully with silk cloth. Wipe it, then put it back in place.
When he heard Song Weichen's question, Gu Yu raised his head while busy and looked at the little guinea pig with a little helplessness.
"I haven't seen it for a while, but when I woke up this morning, I found it sleeping soundly on my chest, drooling all over my pajamas."
Hearing this, Song Weichen sneered, The hand squeezing the back of the small meatball's neck obviously tightened.
"Xiao Sepi, do you feel comfortable sleeping on your chest?"
"Hehe..."
Little Meatball originally wanted to hide it, but couldn't help it, Little Black Bean His eyes instantly narrowed into slits with a smile, and he couldn't help but let out a slurp of saliva that was almost dripping out of his mouth.
"Sister, don't be angry. It's mainly because of my father. I don't dare to get under your bed."
Song Weichen was angry and funny, and raised his other hand and flicked it. The head of a guinea pig.
"What I care about is that you don't come to get under my bed?"
The little meatball let out a roar and raised his little paw to rub the painful head, but unfortunately his hands were short enough. No, the little black bean eyes stared at Song Weichen pitifully. She felt soft, put the little guinea pig on her shoulders, turned around and went into the house to wash her face and make up.
After Gu Yu cleaned up for her and left, Song Weichen closed the door tightly again and poked the little guinea pig still on his shoulder.
"You heartless little thing, do you know how worried I am about you?"
"You know, you know, Shushu, I also have my own difficulties. I finally struggled to wake up."
The little meat ball lay on his shoulder and arched towards her neck, gently nuzzling Song Weichen with his nose and mouth, with a satisfied look on his face.
"When I woke up from the virtual world of controlling puppets, I found that there were two more powerful guys inside. How do you say that word? Crazy and cool! When I think of mice The rat may fall out of favor because of this, so I have to go to Sister Gu Yu to soothe my injured little heart.”
When I talk about this Song Weichen, I have a heart attack, and suddenly I really want it to fall out of favor...< br>
"Is it you who tells people all over the world that I'm a coward?"
The little meat ball wiped his nose, his black eyes rolled around, and he jumped from Song Weichen's shoulder to the dressing table, holding his little meat claw at her Showed love.
"Zhushu, I love my eldest sister the most! How could I say bad things about you behind your back? Rumors are just rumors!"
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"Click. ”
The side edge of a scarlet nail gently clasped the little guinea pig's neck, and Xiao Hei's sinister voice sounded in its ears.
"Who do you think is spreading rumors?"
The little guinea pig was so frightened that its tail stood straight, its little fleshy paws were tightly curled up in front of its chest and did not dare to move, and it laughed along with it.
"Boss, what a big deal, why did you do it yourself..."
The scarlet bone armor was removed from its neck, and moved vertically from top to bottom along the small... The guinea pig's fleshy belly was scratched, as if it was going to be disembowelled.
"You stupid thing, you said that the master's courage is smaller than the pores on your face. If you see our true colors, you will definitely abandon us. I was forced to wear it by that fool Benboerba." The leather cover is so stinking, tell me how you want to die?"
"Boss, listen to my quibbles!"
"Kawaii girls and cute little cuties are the best. Wrong pairing? Especially for a cute girl like Sister Tou, wouldn’t it make her more cute if you make yourself cute? For example, they are all gloves, and cat claw gloves are very good, so why choose boxing gloves? It can only be said that there is something wrong with Benboerba's aesthetics, but it cannot be said that Shushu's tricks are ineffective."
The little guinea pig stretched out its two small claws towards Song Weichen as he spoke, his black bean eyes flashing with tears. A "help me" look.
Song Weichen sat at the table with his arms folded across his chest and watched the whole show. If this meatball dared to say bad things about her behind her back, he should have expected today's "retribution".
What's more, she is only curious about one thing now, "Who is Ben Bo'er Ba? Is it possible that there is a third phantom in the virtual world of Yu Puppet?" "Master, Ben Bo'er Ba is the name given to me by the Laughing Rat. It said The master’s ghosts are all given names, it’s our honor.” It was Xiaohong who spoke.
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The first black line appeared on Song Weichen’s head.
"If I guessed correctly, Xiaohei, your name is Baboerben?"
"Yeah. Doesn't it sound awkward? But the other names are even worse, so I can only choose them among the dwarfs."
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"Come on, let me listen. Listen, what alternative name did this meat bug give you?”
“Plan A, it’s called Peng Ke, and I call it Douche.”
“Plan B, it’s called No Brain. I am unhappy.”
"Plan C, it's called Macabaka, and my name is Aba Aba."
"So we finally chose Plan D."
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Song Weichentou A second black line appeared on the top.
Song Weichen's teeth hurt hearing these names, although she had to admit that this meat bug likes to choose random names, and this naming style seems to be a true inheritance from her... But this matter It can't be its turn!
"Xiao Chizhi, I haven't seen you for a few days, are you going to rebel against Tiangang?"
"Do you know, your current behavior is like 'Black Wukong went to Liangshan with a stick, Lin Daiyu made a big fuss in the Water Curtain Cave', you are taking over your place. It belongs to me!”
“It’s unfair, big sister, you have so many things to do, Shushu, I want to relieve you of the burden!”
“And I was very considerate to let them come out first! After meeting my eldest sister, I sadly hid in Sister Gu Yu’s room and felt alone. Alas, a phantom baby as considerate as Shushu could not be found even with a microscope!”
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A third black line appeared on Song Weichen's head.
"You have been missing for the past few days, and you have not shown any other skills. However, your ability to stir things up has become more and more perfect day by day. I think I should put you back..."
She had no words. After saying that, the door creaked, and a tall and majestic figure walked into Wuqingju. Mo Tingfeng finally returned after a busy night.
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Hearing the movement, the strange hand instantly transformed into two boxing gloves, one red and one black.
The "freed" little guinea pig saw the person clearly and excitedly jumped towards Mo Tingfeng at supersonic speed. "Dad!" Venus slid down the palm of her hand uncontrollably and clattered to the ground.
After seeing what it was, Mo Tingfeng smiled, leaned over, picked up the little guinea pig and placed it on a nearby cushion.
"You must be very happy that it's back."
Mo Tingfeng gently held Song Weichen in his arms. Seeing the tiredness in her eyes, she knew that she must be busy practicing in order to see the little guinea pig again. The art of puppet illusion must be a sleepless night.
"Can I sleep with you for a while? You look exhausted."
"Wait, wait a minute."
Song Weichen pointed to the boxing gloves on the round table , I don’t know where to start.
"This is...?"
Mo Tingfeng was greatly surprised. He didn't notice such an obvious foreign object in the house at the first time - this object was not simple, and must be good at space techniques.
"It's a long story. You sit down first and I'll make a formal introduction."
Song Weichen pulled him to sit in front of the round table and pointed his fingers together at the two tables on the table. Only gloves.
"Ahem, this is Ben Bo'er Ba, and this is Ben Bo'er Ben. They are my newly conceived twin phantoms. They can fight alone, and they can also take a beating together. The name of the combination I've thought about it, so I called it 'Wolong Fengchu'."
"Next is ShowTime!"
Song Weichen was just about to show off his fine skills with his fine points gloves, but he didn't expect that the door was knocked again, and a delicate sound of aged Longjing came from outside.
"Brother Tingfeng, are you in there? People are here to see you~~"