Chapter 423 Why don’t zombies bite other zombies?
After the premiere, Zhou Xun drank with Chen Kun and other friends.
“Oh, I knew Wang Shu’s performance couldn’t be bad.” Zhou Xun sighed softly from the side.
This "Travel to Taipei" may be Wang Shu's last Chinese film at this stage, but he missed it due to schedule reasons.
In her opinion, since Wang Shu and Hua Yi agreed to star in Li Binbin in exchange of interests, he can also agree to let her star in the role.
After all, she is also an artist from Huayi.
Zhou Xun’s friends also knew that she had to miss it due to schedule, and they secretly said it was a pity.
Chen Kun couldn't help but said: "This is the first Chinese-language zombie film. Li Binbin got a big deal this time."
Everyone around him knew that since Wang Shu would cooperate with Huayi, Under normal circumstances, the priority would be to cooperate with Zhou Xun, but he chose to cooperate with Li Binbin only because of Zhou Xun's schedule conflict.
Now "Travel to Taipei" is obviously a very high-quality zombie movie.
No matter what the box office is, the quality of "Travel to Taipei" alone shows that there is no gap and that this pioneering work is successful.
As a heroine, Li Binbin is bound to gain both fame and fortune.
Originally Zhou Xun had a chance, but he missed it.
Especially when compared to "Women Are Not Bad", it is even more obvious.
Who would have thought that a movie directed by Xu Ke, a well-known Hong Kong director, would be so thorough.
Even though "Women Are Not Bad" had a box office of 5 million on the first day, even though it has only been in theaters for a week.
But this week's box office trends have already shown that "Women Are Not Bad" was a failure.
Not to mention the fact that two movies, "If You Are the One" and "Travel to Taipei", are now hitting theaters, which will make it difficult for "Women Are Not Bad" to survive.
As one of the four double skaters, Zhou Xun was made like a clown by Zhang Ziyi, Xiong Dailin, Shu Qi and Li Binbin.
Of the several films released in December, only "Women Are Not Bad", in which she played the leading role, had the best box office performance.
One pair. Even if it is only released for a week, it looks like the lid of the coffin is about to be closed.
Youdao means that there is no harm without comparison. Such a comparison shows that not only does she have no box office appeal, but she is also the most alienated.
It is precisely because of this that the bored Zhou Xun drank with Chen Kun and other friends so late.
She is already a first-line star in the Mainland, and she also wants to save face.
Now, it’s very shameful.
At first, she originally wanted to ask Wang Shu for a drink to express her inner annoyance. She thought that Wang Shu would be very busy, so she gave up the idea.
After Chen Kun finished speaking, his eyes fell on Zhou Xun.
He knows that Zhou Xun has a good relationship with Wang Shu. If Zhou Xun plays the heroine of "Travel to Taipei", then through Zhou Xun he is likely to get the role of the tramp played by Deng Chao.
Although the character of the Tramp is only a supporting role, "Travel to Taipei" can be regarded as a group drama, and every character is outstanding.
Although Tramp is a supporting character with few roles, he is also an extremely outstanding character.
"You're indeed lucky." Zhou Xun didn't want to talk about Li Binbin, so he responded without interest.
Seeing this, several people around him immediately changed the topic.
Wang Shu had a busy day. After returning to the villa, he took a shower and then lay on the bed and fell asleep.
While he was sleeping soundly at night, a hot post appeared on the Tianya Forum.
Title: “Why don’t zombies bite other zombies?”
Content: "Every time I watch a zombie movie, I have a deep question in my mind. Zombies bite men, women, old people, children, and pork belly bought at a discount in the supermarket. Why don't they bite the same kind?"
< br>“When we watch zombie movies, we will find that the zombies are very active. They chase cars, trains, planes, and run around chasing the protagonists. We have never seen a zombie halfway through. Squatting down to rest for a while, it took so much effort to finally catch a living person, and everyone ate it without taking two bites. In this case, why don’t they eat the same kind?”
“I thought about it for a long time. I don’t think they are hungry at all, they are just playful.”
“First of all, let’s lie in bed and let our minds wander.” “Suddenly, one day, you don’t have to work anymore, and you don’t want to find a partner. Everyone is here. It is a suit of clothing that allows you to live through the four seasons without being thirsty or hungry, and to be full of energy even when the world is experiencing water and power outages. ”
"From now on, we no longer pursue the sloppiness of life, and our spiritual pursuits are elevated."
"At this time, a group of people are screaming and running in front of you. They are your poetry and the distance. Because What else can we do? Life is boring and everyone has nothing to do.”
“With no money, it’s impossible for three zombies to squat on the ground and fight against the landlord.”
“The zombies still like to join in the fun and make a fuss. We were together, no one spoke, and the atmosphere was awkward."
"At this time, humans appeared in full force. Which zombie didn't want to break the awkward atmosphere? So some zombies suggested, let's chase them. Let’s play?”
"Secondly, why can't zombies chase each other? You think, when zombies chase people, they will bite them to prove that they have caught them. After being bitten, the person will die soon after, and there will be nothing. Remember."
"If you are chasing the same kind of person, how embarrassing would it be if you meet him again after biting him? Are you impulsive?"
"Stop talking, let's just pretend that nothing happened?"
"If it spreads accidentally, everyone will say you are sick and ostracize you. What if I don’t let you stand together?”
"Zombies are afraid of embarrassment, so they can only keep chasing humans. This is a group entertainment activity, everyone can participate, everyone cooperates with each other, and if you win, you can find an excuse to have a dinner to deepen friendship, how great!"< br>
“At this time, the plot can be explained, and the meaning of zombie movies from various countries can be understood. The American people have been living in dire straits, and the end of the world can happen at every turn, which makes me feel that a gas leak can also cause a zombie outbreak. "
"So American zombies are very casual. Everyone is lazy and unwilling to run. They just catch them if they can, and forget about them if they can't. It's a capitalist style."
"That's why we see American zombies hanging out every day, walking slowly on the highway, walking in the woods, walking on the streets, walking in the toilet, listlessly in the car, and the years are quiet."
“When they meet American protagonists, they usually like to bite the blond and wavy one first, and then a black man will curse and die with them. Then the old man will insist on staying and die, and finally bite the male protagonist, only The most stupid heroine left.”
"Usually the remaining heroines either run to the safe zone to continue the family lineage, or they suddenly mutate and go to the sky and the earth to ride motorcycles and kill zombies."
"Now that the economic crisis is coming, American zombies may work harder and run away. It’s fast, but it’s a good tradition to bite people in order.”
“Japanese zombies are more exaggerated and focus on various shapes. Either an intestine pops out of the belly and can tie people up. The breasts can nourish sulfuric acid, and everyone has special skills."
"So the Japanese zombies are under great pressure. Not only must they be unique in appearance, but the method of death must not be outdated, so we can see Japan. The zombies all died very hard. Their arms were cut off and blood spurted out for a week, and their heads were bleeding for a month. This is a hard indicator for Japanese zombies."
"Because the protagonist they face is more exaggerated. , The one without arms is a machine gun, the one without legs is a chainsaw, and the one with breasts filled with sulfuric acid was killed by the one with breasts that can breathe fire, so the Japanese zombies are under the greatest pressure.”
"Our zombies are better at singing and dancing, and are good at using body language. Although they all like to run, none of them are good at running. They always have to put on unique poses and twist and run."
"They They are those who eat little, usually only take one bite, and then wait quietly for the protagonists to cry. The protagonists love to cry, and they like to watch, so they should be the type of zombies that like to bully people.”
“ Now look at it, do zombies bite people because they are hungry? This is a way of entertainment for zombies to kill time and a means of socializing in their spare time. Zombies from all over the world enjoy this kind of fun and pursue the joy of victory and possession. It’s all about the Olympic spirit.”
“But how far can a boring and boring setting like zombies go? It’s better to pursue more noble and subtle hobbies than just hurting people for fun. Well, it would be more interesting to pursue patriotism and open faucets abroad, or to leave messages online to curse others, than to group together and suppress others on the moral high ground. It would be more interesting to hurt others. I will definitely buy a ticket to watch it. ”
"Two zombies were eating people, and one asked: 'Since it is so difficult for us to catch people, why don't we eat the same kind?'"
"Another zombie put down the stump in his hand and said in disgust: 'Eh~~ It's so cruel to eat the same kind of people...'"
As soon as this post appeared, many netizens posted replies, and it quickly became a hot topic in Tianya.
All kinds of weird replies emerge in an endless stream.
Some people think that this post is just the fanciful idea of the poster. Some people think that the poster just took advantage of the popularity of "Taipei Trip" to make a suggestive statement. Some people think that this post is just the poster's trembling. Just a clever one.
Anyway, this post went viral.
The reason why this post became popular is naturally because the premiere of "Travel to Taipei" was extremely good, and it has already attracted overwhelming popularity on the Internet.
It is precisely because of the popularity of "Travel to Taipei" that this post became popular.
Otherwise, it will just sink into the sea.
(End of this chapter)