Chapter 30: Covered
Suddenly, the chef in the blue bib seemed to sense something. He suddenly dropped the milk in his hand, and then took out another one from somewhere. The tomato was handed to the classmate next to him who was swiping his card.
After swiping the card, the classmate took back his student ID card at the speed of light, but he didn't realize that the milk had been replaced by tomatoes. He hurriedly grabbed it on the plate, picked up the plate and left.
During the entire meal shopping process, this classmate was extremely cautious, but despite this, when he picked up the milk, he still did not notice the change in the feel...
The chef in the blue bib began to look away from Lin Yi and Wei Liang.
He tilted his neck at an extremely slow speed, and then slowly moved his stiff body, all his eyes falling on the back of the classmate.
He licked the ketchup at the corner of his mouth, and a touch of golden color seemed to pass through the depths of his eye sockets.
Then he raised his steps and walked slowly towards the classmate.
……
「Huh?」
Lin Yi, who was walking towards the dining table, suddenly noticed that the ominous and dangerous aura that had enveloped him before seemed to dissipate a little.
He doesn't know why, but because he has already experienced the double trouble of the wrong classmate and the green bib chef, he will not relax at all because of this.
He took Wei Liang back and forth in the student restaurant, and finally found a relatively well-lit dining table and sat down in the vast sea of people.
After Lin Yi put down the plate, he did not rush to eat. Instead, he carefully checked all the food on the plate to make sure that no vegetables containing tomato elements were mixed in. Then he immersed himself in eating.
Wei Liang looked at Lin Yi.
From the moment Lin Yi finished observing the food to when he lowered his head to take his first bite, Lin Yi's face always looked like it was almost buried in the plate.
"Old Lin...?"
Wei Liang vaguely noticed something. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly heard Lin Yi lower his voice and give a serious warning in a low voice: "Liangzi, Listen to me, lower your head and eat first!"
"Huh? Oh...oh!" Seeing Lin Yi's seriousness, Wei Liang didn't question it for a long time. Although he was a little confused, he still followed the instructions decisively.
“Before you eat, recheck whether there is anything containing tomato elements mixed into the meal!”
Lin Yi was devouring his food while talking, wishing he could finish the whole meal in one go and escape from the canteen.
Hearing the word "tomato", Wei Liang immediately realized the seriousness of the problem. He quickly used chopsticks to stir up the food and inspected it carefully. In the end, he found nothing.
"Old Lin, there are no tomatoes in my food."
"It's fine if there's not. You start eating now. Don't worry about how delicious the food is. Start eating quickly. We'll leave after we finish! "
"Oh oh...ok." Wei Liang would not question Lin Yi's words at all.
"And..."
"Well, old Lin Qian said..."
"You damn...stop shaking your feet."
"..." Wei Liang said aggrievedly, "Uh...Old Lin, I see you look a little panicked, and you can't help but start shaking."
"Then switch to the other foot and shake. Your right shoe has stains on it." Arrived ketchup ”
"Okay, okay - no, what the fuck?! What did you say, tomato - tomato -"
Wei Liang's voice rose eight points in an instant, as if he was sitting on an ejection seat , and subconsciously launched from the dining chair.
But Lin Yi, who was well prepared, held his head with his backhand, pressed his face into the dinner plate, and suppressed all the sounds at once.
"...Jiang ah grul grul...?!"
"Old Lin, you grunt...not you waiting...gulu grul..."
Wei Liang's head was pressed, his hands swung around in panic, and he finally swatted Lin Yi's hand away.
"I said... cough cough! cough cough cough!! Old Lin, you... you fucking want me to drown in the food?"
He suppressed his blush and became angry. Unfair way.
Lin Yi was also a little embarrassed, and quickly said: "Listen to my quibbles, no, let me explain, I was just afraid that you would react too much and attract unnecessary attention... So Ryoko, you go first Listen to me, you have ketchup on your feet."
Wei Liang subconsciously reached for his right shoe.
"Don't take off your shoes!" Lin Yi stopped him, "According to the rules, it's okay to take off your shoes and throw them away, but... don't take them off in the cafeteria!"
Article 11 of the Canteen Code:
[After leaving the canteen, please take off your clothes as soon as possible, check whether there is ketchup on your body, and if so, throw the clothes into the nearest trash can (note that you throw it into the trash can, do not throw it away anywhere ! )]
Wei Liang was about to touch the palm of his right foot and paused in mid-air.
At the critical moment, his mind was spinning, and he naturally thought of this rule.
He nodded: "I... understand, so let's eat first and then leave right away?"
"Yes!" Lin Yi said in a deep voice, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the canteen rules. Are you still Remember the one written at the top of the code? From now on, we don’t have to worry about anything, just run away after eating!”
“I underestimated the potential dangers in the cafeteria. We were a little careless, the situation is different now, we have to leave the cafeteria as soon as possible!"
"Then why don't we just stop eating?" Wei Liang subconsciously wanted to blurt out this sentence, But his reason suppressed these words.
It is precisely because he has been here once before that he knows more about the value of the canteen.
[Not eating from the cafeteria], he couldn't dig his own grave by saying this.
"The food in the cafeteria... seems to be different from what we usually eat outside. In addition to tasting very good, it also makes us feel full." Wei Liang didn't know what he thought of, and pressed down Overcoming the fear in his heart, he reminded him loudly.
"Also, Lao Lin, don't eat too fast, just eat at a normal speed."
Lin Yi nodded, still eating with big mouthfuls, but soon he realized what Wei Liang said meaning.
"Eh...this rice?"
He suddenly froze, his brows slowly wrinkled, and a solemn look appeared in his eyes.
He slowed down his eating speed, began to chew the food in his mouth slowly, and then swallowed it.
The whole process, he carefully experienced the changes of the food from the mouth to the stomach, and then he was surprised to find that as the food was eaten, a warm current appeared from the stomach, and then like a trickle The same spread to the body...
"This...?!"
Lin Yi was shocked. After one mouthful of food, his whole body felt warm, as if he had drank alcohol in the winter. .
"Is this rice?"
What kind of rice can give you the feeling of being in a sauna? !
This rice... is impure!
At this time, Wei Liang's voice came again: "Hey, did you notice? Is it completely different?"
Lin Yi remained silent, still immersed in the excitement brought by the meal. In shock. Wei Liang said: "This S city university is built in a deep mountain and old forest. There are abnormal weather every now and then. The air and humidity are very heavy. Even if you only stay for a day or two, your body will be very uncomfortable. It's either sticky or not dry. Anyway, Very uncomfortable.”
"But, as long as you come to the cafeteria to eat, this feeling will disappear..."
Lin Yi listened carefully. The uncomfortable feeling Wei Liang said, he is currently I haven’t felt it yet, probably because I haven’t been in school long enough.
But, when he was eating just now, he really felt like the moisture on his body was being evaporated out of his body...
"So I doubt..." Wei Liang was extremely He said seriously and solemnly, "There may be sildenafil elixir in the food in this cafeteria."
"Gah? What elixir?"
"Sidenafil!"
"What the hell is that?"
Wei Liang put down his chopsticks and looked at it with his mouth wide open. Lin Yi: "Really or not, Lao Lin, as an old wet chicken, you don't even know this? It's Brother Wei!"
"..." Lin Yi waterfall sweated, "I don't like this kind of thing How the hell do you know?”
Wei Liang immediately cast a contemptuous look: "Hey~~~ It seems that you have been on the first floor of the old wet chicken until now. You have only fantasized about beautiful legs in stockings, right? You haven't touched them, right? Jie Jie Jie..."
Lin Yi glared at him: "You are smiling so cheaply, do you believe I will cover your face with rice?"
"Hehehehe, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry! Okay, okay, your uncle Yes, I took you to watch an H-comic, but you want to make rice with my face?"
"..." Lin Yi was speechless. After all, the idea of asking Wei Liang to make rice a meal was just a joke, and he finally opened his mouth. He took a few mouthfuls of rice with his mouth and said in a loud voice, "You say it as if you have touched it?"
Wei Liang said proudly: "Oh, I have touched stockings!"
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When he mentioned this point, it was as if he had received some kind of XP, and he was beaming with joy.
At the end, he added: "...without legs."
"Hmm~~~" Lin Yi sneered and continued to cook, "Fifty steps and a hundred steps! I think you’d better do it! Come and fuck with me after you finish it!” Wei Liang chuckled twice, stopped retorting, and started eating.
I have to say that the canteen rules are absolutely correct——
[While queuing up to purchase food and eating, please ignore any communication requests from strangers around you. If you are traveling with someone else, please focus on communicating with them and ignore any unusual situations around you. 】
Once you start talking to Wei Liang, the strange feeling brought by the external environment will gradually be ignored. Coupled with this stomach-warming hot meal, the whole person feels much better.
This experience is like eating a blood pack with great satisfaction after a tense and exciting battle.
Lin Yi remembered... The last time Wei Liang came to experience life, he obviously brought enough changes of clothes and some emergency compressed biscuits, but he almost died in the end.
In Wei Liang's original words, there is actually no problem in bringing your own food, but when you eat it, it doesn't have the same effect as the food in the cafeteria.
Moreover, in the last few days, he felt dizzy and almost died in school. Part of the reason was that he did not go to the cafeteria to eat because of the weather. He chose to work in the dormitory and teaching building and lived on compressed biscuits.
Lin Yi suddenly had a flash of inspiration!
"As Mr. Tian said, if Seven Days of Life Experience is a survival game, then one of the functions of the canteen is to provide blood packs for 'players'!"
" Besides, this is not an ordinary blood pack, but a powerful blood pack with its own purification effect!”
“Three meals a day are three times of blood replenishment!”
As the time spent in the campus increases, the human body will experience an irresistible and reversible sense of discomfort due to the campus environment or other explanatory factors. If you go to the cafeteria to eat... you can get an effective purification?
Maybe he doesn’t need to come to the cafeteria to eat all three meals a day, because he didn’t eat yesterday’s dinner and today’s breakfast.
Of course, there may be a certain deviation in this. After all, although today is the second day he entered the University in City S, in terms of the time he entered the school, he only entered the school for about 12 hours.
"So, it is possible that you don't need to eat three meals a day, but there is definitely a time limit!"
Lin Yi has a feeling that if his guess is good, this The deadline may be about three days, because according to Wei Liang, he didn't go to the cafeteria for two days last time.
"On this point, I'll ask Ryoko after I leave the cafeteria."
After Lin Yi thought to this point, he did not continue to think at a deeper level. After all, further thinking may involve some other factors and rules. .
He has already experienced how dangerous it is to overthink without direct sunlight.
So he made a simple decision: "After dinner, go back to the classroom and write all these thoughts in a small notebook!"
......
Just as the two were busy eating, Lin Yi suddenly felt someone passing by on his right, and then stopped beside him blankly.
Lin Yi frowned alertly, but due to the existence of the canteen rules, he didn't even intend to read them.
With a sound like a gong, a dinner plate was placed next to him.
Lin Yi frowned alertly +1...
But based on the existence of the canteen rules, he still didn't even intend to take a look.
With a slow "chi...", he felt the dining chair next to him being pulled open.
Then someone sat down.
Lin Yi frowned alertly +1...
But based on the existence of the canteen rules, he still planned to read them——
Ahem, he remained silent He firmly held the edge of the dining chair, and then gently moved it a little further to the edge, slightly away from the person who just sat down.
But at this time, he suddenly noticed a shadow on the dining table on the left.
It turned out that someone stood up on his left side at some point, and then, the same dinner plate was placed on the dining table in the same way.
Two dinner plates and two people seemed to be sandwiched between them.
"If something goes wrong, there must be a monster..." Lin Yi rubbed his sore eyebrows in alarm, feeling that something was not good in his heart.
He silently moved the dining chair back to its original position and started eating.
But after just two bites, his ears caught the sound of footsteps again. It seemed that several more people came to their table and sat down in order...
Student Restaurant The tables and chairs inside are a unified blue dining table with blue plastic dining chairs, but the styles are divided into six-person tables and eight-person tables. Lin Yi and Wei Liang are sitting at the eight-person table.
The eight-person table is now filled with people.
And it seemed that more people were gathering towards them.
While Lin Yi was eating and listening to what was going on around him, he suddenly heard Wei Liang, who was sitting opposite him, making a "Gulu Gua La" sound, which sounded like he was swallowing jujube. Chewing some food.
Seeing that Lin Yi didn't move, Wei Liang couldn't help but make a little more noise: "Gulu kua ke li bu bah gulu gua la..."
While shouting, he kicked Lin Yi's feet with his left foot.
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