Chapter 31 Thought Storm
Lin Yi was even more puzzled, but he suddenly heard some other sounds from this strange cry, which seemed to be...
"Old Lin, we Surrounded..."
Lin Yi was stunned, and his eyes narrowed to a slit in real time.
He slowed down his eating speed and was distracted by the strange sound Wei Liang made, and then he gradually became convinced that the sound was indeed Zao-
"Gulu kua kua la (Old Lin, we are surrounded)..."
"WTF?!" The moment he understood, Lin Yi couldn't help but make a slight tactical retreat The old man on the subway looked at the .jpg on his phone, and there was only one voice in his heart -
Fantastic skills!
Another fucking trick!
So, Lin Yi didn't know what he was thinking. After taking a deep breath, he suddenly increased the extent of the rice. At the same time, half a mouthful of air was mixed into the rice, and he began to stir in the rice. Make a sound while eating——
"Grrrr, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle (yes, wow, I don't feel good)!"
I don't know if it's out of respect for Lin Yi's understanding of this encrypted call trick, or because of something else. ...
When he heard Lin Yi's words, Wei Liang was obviously stunned for a moment.
Then, an encrypted call began to appear...
"Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu" ...)"
[——(Considering the suspicion of the word "water", in the following encrypted calls, all modal particles such as "jirgulu" will be omitted except for a few key sentences. Instead, brackets will be used to write the encrypted part of the sentence. Everyone can make up their own mind. Just the scene of slurred speech while eating soup is fine. Because it needs to be 'encrypted', the imagination is a little more exaggerated than normal) (I'm too conscientious woo woo)——]
Lin Yi hurried He comforted: "(Liangzi, I know you are panicking, but don't panic first...)"
"(Woo woo woo...)" Wei Liang showed an expression with two lines of tears streaming from the corners of his eyes, "(Old Lin, how do you know that I am in a panic now?)"
"(Old Lin, Old Lin, are you saying that those guys who are not quite right in the classroom came to eat in the cafeteria?)"
His mouth is like a machine for frying chestnuts. The rice mixed with the air in his mouth creates the illusion that chestnuts are being fried.
"Oh?" Wei Liang's words made Lin Yi feel shocked and cold. If it weren't for this reminder, he would have forgotten that those guys might also appear in the cafeteria!
Those stiff figures standing like tombstones immediately appeared in Lin Yi's mind, but he immediately shook his head - yes or no, he couldn't think about this matter!
“(Don’t think about them yet, Liangzi! Eat first! We are not sure who is sitting next to you yet!)”
He was afraid that Wei Liang would go too He was thinking wildly subconsciously, and quickly spoke up to dismiss his thoughts.
"(What should we do now?)" Wei Liang asked. Lin Yi gritted his teeth and continued the encrypted call: "Guagua. (Eat first.)"
But Wei Liang didn't hear the pronunciation for a while, so he repeated doubtfully: "Quagua?"
Lin Yi affirmed: "Qua (right)."
"Quaa, gua?" , Uh-huh! (Guaaaah, ah, I don’t understand!)”
Wei Liang was confused, an angry expression popped up on his forehead, and he continued to be angry. Said: "Uh-huh, that's too much, what the hell are you doing as a sacrifice?! (I said so much, why don't you just give me a fucking croak?!)"
Lin Yi was startled.
"It turns out that Ryoko didn't understand this time..."
"But you're right, the shorter the pronunciation of this bird's voice, the harder it is to know what it's talking about..."
He then said seriously: " Gua-gua-(eat-rice-)"
"(eat?)" Wei Liang was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help but said, "(Wow, isn't it, Lao Lin?)"
"(How can I eat at a time like this! How can a talented person with such a high level of nerves eat so well?)"
Lin Yi, who was enjoying his meal, paused in the action of picking up the rice.
“…”
The air suddenly solidified.
"(Cough cough cough! So what, you keep going, you keep going...I don't mean anything against you...)" Wei Liang said quickly, and then took a few bites of rice to show his pandering.
Lin Yi took a mouthful of rice seriously, and then continued to say: "(Do you still remember the canteen rules? During the meal, 'Ignore any communication requests from strangers around you' ! )"
Wei Liang's eyes lit up, as if he had grasped some inspiration: "(Wow, you mean...we don't care about them, just like we did in the classroom?!)"
"(Remember you? When you hide under the desk? You focus on eating, you eat first, don’t worry about them!)"
"Pa!" Wei Liang slapped his thigh: "(Old Lin, I seem to understand) Yes! But what about you? )"
"(I eat it too, but I want to review it! Make sure my idea is correct!)"
"(Okay, okay, still have to It’s you, Lao Lin! )”
So he stared at the food and tried his best to clear his mind and not let himself pay attention to the people around him.
But he immediately burst into tears.
He found that although he had enlightened, he didn’t seem to understand much.
In Lin Yi’s words, that is: enlightenment.
Because I stared at the food the same way I stared at the table legs...
This doesn't work at all!
The table legs are at least legs, but this plate of food...it is just a plate of food!
This was obviously not a solution to the problem, so he set his mind aside and said silently in his heart:
"Stockings, stockings, stockings..."
"Beautiful feet. Beautiful feet..."
"Lick lick..."
He quickly got into the mood...
"Chi-Liu-Chi-Liu-Chi-Liu..."
...
Making rice Lin Yi felt that Wei Liang's side seemed to have settled down.
Immediately afterwards, the sounds of "chi-liu-chi-liu" began to float intermittently from the other side.
Lin Yiguang could imagine Wei Liang eating with relish just by listening to the sound, so he calmed down.
However, for some reason, when he listened to the sound of Wei Liang eating, he couldn't help but have a strange thought in his heart:
"Liangzi was obviously concentrating on eating, why did he give it to me? Such a wretched feeling? It’s strange, it’s really strange..."
"Ignore Ryoko for now, no matter what happens to him, it’s fine since he has started to focus on eating..."
Lin Yi controlled his breathing and slowly exhaled.
He actually didn’t want to continue eating with Wei Liang.
When something like this happens, it is only right to leave as soon as possible.
But there are still rules to pay attention to when leaving the canteen -
First, after finishing the meal, the plate needs to be placed in the plate recycling place.
If they have not finished eating, they must throw away the food, and the canteen rules say: [Put unfinished food directly into the recycling bin, and it is prohibited to take it away. If an employee asks you if you need to pack food, or accuses you Waste of food, please ignore it and remember, all cafeteria employees will not be in the student cafeteria area].
So, in order to avoid triggering the unnecessary trouble of employees asking you if you need to pack food or accusing you of wasting food, it is necessary to eat your plate cleanly.
Moreover, he encountered a chef in a green bib, and Wei Liang stepped on the chef's face, causing tomato sauce to be stained on his right shoe.
In this way, when they leave, it is bound to trigger another rule: [When leaving, if you find that you are being watched by a green bib employee, and he starts to move quickly towards you, please follow your own The location determines whether to go to the [Student Passage] or the canteen. Before you enter the [student passage] or arrive at the canteen, don’t stop, don’t look back, don’t respond to his call, even though you feel he is about to catch up with you.
After leaving the canteen, please take off your clothes as soon as possible and check whether there is ketchup on your body. If so, throw the clothes into the nearest trash can (note that you throw it into the trash can and do not throw it away anywhere.]
Once you are stained with ketchup, you will be chased by the chef in the green bib when you leave.
But as long as the "leave" condition is not met, it is relatively safe. br>In addition, the canteen rules stipulate not to communicate with any strangers. If you want to communicate, communicate with an acquaintance who is traveling with you and focus on him.
But at this juncture, Wei Liang was already a little panicked, and there were already signs of random thoughts.
So Lin Yi couldn't decide whether it was good or bad for him to use encrypted calls to pull Wei Liang away. He could only help him shift his attention to eating first.
Besides, the rules of the canteen are not difficult to follow. As long as you abide by the rules, there is no problem in having a meal.
Secondly, they entered the campus on a blue bus yesterday. Except for eating a little before departure, they have not eaten anything until now.
And Wei Liang also brought only a little food because the old driver resumed the old road, and the food in the cafeteria really made him miss it, and he ate it in the car when he was bored...
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If they don't finish their meal and encounter another unusual weather situation like yesterday during dinner, they will basically have to wait for lunch again.
Eat one meal in three days.
No, no, it’s already 23 years, is there still a time when you can’t have enough to eat?
That would be too miserable for Wei Liang, a veteran driver who is a repeat customer.
In addition, there is another sentence written before the canteen rules:
[Your correct action in the cafeteria should be: enter the first floor of the cafeteria from the [student passage] and queue up for a meal. After finishing your meal, immediately return from the [student passage] and leave the cafeteria.
As long as you abide by this rule, you will safely solve the problem of food and clothing during the experience. 】
So Lin Yi first used his own method to bring Wei Liang back to this rule.
However, this rule is too idealistic, and Lin Yi is not sure whether it will be useful after they go round and round to come back to this rule.
Besides, what he is really worried about is whether the group of people who have gathered around will disperse because they leave the canteen after eating...
What if these people target them? !
When he thought of the threat posed by this group of people besides the green bib chef, Lin Yi felt instantly filled with a sense of crisis, and he was also puzzled for a moment.
Why do you feel like you have piled a lot of debuffs on your body just for a meal?
So, he still needs to think one more step on this basis and try to eliminate unstable factors so that he and Wei Liang can smoothly escape from the situation in front of them.
He took a deep breath and his eyes gradually became firmer, as if he had made some determination:
"My thoughts went off course before, and Liangzi helped me pull it back a few times. This time, leave it to me..."
"Lin Yi, Lin Yi...you have already thought about this part. You have almost touched the boundaries of the rules, now it’s all up to you!”
“Don’t think about crossing the boundaries now!”
He slowly picked up his rice. , raised his ears and listened to what was going on around him.
His heart beat began to slow down.
His mind began to calm down.
His thoughts began to become clear.
"Although the keyword 'ignore' is mentioned in both the cafeteria and the teaching building, there are still some differences in the details."
"This may be related to the opening hours of the cafeteria... "
"The opening hours of the canteen are 5:40~8:00 in the morning, 10:40~13:20 at noon, and 16:00~20 in the evening. In terms of time, They all overlap with the time when the building had light."
"In addition, it is prohibited to enter the cafeteria during abnormal weather, so as long as you enter, you can usually default to sunny weather."
"It is precisely in this way that the dangers brought by the cafeteria environment can be avoided. A simple summary is [Do not enter areas without light] and [Stay away from the dark areas of the cafeteria]"
"Because [the cafeteria with lights out is different from the classroom and does not have any safe area], so from another perspective. Generally speaking, the student restaurant area with bright lights is a safe area on a sunny day."
"It is precisely because of this that no matter whether it is the chef in the green bib or the blue one who leaves the food purchase window. The chef with the green bib didn’t do anything bad to me.”
“Didn’t the chef with the green bib notice me?”
Lin Yi doubted this. The answer can be found from the fact that the chef in the green bib asked him if he wanted spaghetti with tomato bolognese in the foggy weather.
The green bib chef is different from his classmates who are not doing well, he can "see" people.
But Lin Yi did not "respond" to his "communication request", including the chef in the blue bib who left the food purchase window.
Precisely because he did not respond, he did not enter into some of their mechanisms.
“The canteen chefs don’t know if there is a killing mechanism, but I assume that they do, and one of the conditions for triggering should be ‘response’—at least within a safe time period!”
"And the safe period..."
Disregarding the pursuit by the green bib chef when leaving, the conditions for meeting the safe period are initially judged to be two, one is sunny, and the other is lighting.
The first condition is currently not a problem, but the second...
After the lesson in the teaching building, Lin Yi did not dare to vouch for the lighting capabilities of the incandescent lamp in the cafeteria.
The saying in the canteen rules "eat the plate as quickly as possible and leave the canteen" is correct, but... Lin Yi always felt that there was something wrong somewhere.
Maybe... compliance with the rules itself is a very difficult thing?
The whole process, from when he asked Wei Liang to sit down to eat to when he "checked" his ideas, seemed like a long brainstorming session, but in fact it was just a few mouthfuls of rice.
He was busy cooking, and finally finished the rest of the meal in less than a minute.
But at the moment when he was carrying out the CD operation, his eyes inadvertently saw a horrifying scene on the shiny alloy dinner plate.
This translucent alloy dinner plate reflected the surrounding scene like a mirror, and through this scene, Lin Yi discovered... At this moment, he and Wei Liang were surrounded by people.
None of these people were eating, and they all focused their attention on them uniformly.
"What the hell..."
It's better not to notice it. Once he found it, Lin Yi's scalp went numb instantly. The countless eyes were full of insanity, bloodthirsty, madness, and greed. , longing... and countless other vicious and despicable emotions, pressing down on him like a heavy mountain of rocks, so heavy that he almost suffocated.
"Liangzi, have you... finished eating?!" Lin Yi gritted his teeth and asked in a voice that was almost a growl.
“No more, no less, just finished eating!” Wei Liang’s reply came from the other side.
Lin Yi took a deep breath, calmed down for a moment, and then said: "On the count of three, come with me!"
"Okay!"
"Three..."
"Two..."
"Wait a minute...Old Lin, Old Lin!" When the countdown reached two, Wei Liang's trembling scream, full of fear and panic, came from the opposite side of Lin Yi.
"Fuck!!! Damn it! Damn it! Old Lin!! Old Lin!!"
"There...is something! It's licking my shoes!!!"
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