Chapter 34 Erlang, let me tell you something [please vote]


Chapter 34 Erlang, let me tell you something [asking for a monthly ticket]

“Brother, why are you taking other people’s things?”

Li Yu was quite curious, even for a short while. I don’t have gold cakes now, so I don’t need to steal anything to pay off the debt. I’m not Huang Shiren, so I won’t do that kind of thing where profits are compounded.

Wu Du looked at Lu Bu and subconsciously touched the shackles around his waist, preparing to arrest the thief.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the Yuan family had four generations and three princes, with countless disciples and former officials. It was a first-class big family, and Yuan Wei was the Taifu of one of the three princes, with a high status.

According to Song law, stealing a jade pendant from such a person would cost at least fifty bucks.

Lü Bu picked up the dipping dish on his own, with a proud look on his face:

“This is a way of self-destruction. I study food for my brother and play with the little emperor every day. This is no ambition. I may not be able to hide my attitude from Dong Zhuo's chief adviser, his son-in-law Li Ru, so Mr. Wenhe suggested that I steal things to defile myself... Recently, I have no gold cakes to spend on my wise brother, so I can see Yuan Wei's jade pendant for my brother. Yes, I took it off."

How to defile yourself?

Li Yu sighed in his heart, finding Jia Xu as a counselor was a great move.

This kind of meticulous person can consider all possibilities. The most important thing is that Jia Xu is a low-key person and doesn't like to be in the limelight.

As for Lu Bu, the most handsome man in the Three Kingdoms, he didn’t want to miss any limelight.

Even the patricide, he was far ahead in killing two.

“Brother Wu Song, when you eat pickled cabbage and white meat pot, you must have a garlic dipping saucer, come on, come on.”

Lu Bu handed the dipping saucer prepared by Li Yu to Wu Song, and then demonstrated Like picking up a piece of meat, dipping it on the plate, and then putting it into your mouth while it's hot:

"Oh, it's delicious. Don't look at it. Eat it quickly. This pickled cabbage pot is really delicious!"

Wu Song picked up a piece of meat, dipped it in the same way, and was shocked by the deliciousness. :

“This food is indeed delicious!”

After saying that, he put down his chopsticks and raised his hand to Lu Bu:

“Thank you, Marquis Wen, for your advice.”

"No need to be polite. You are about the same age as Li Xiandi. Just call me brother. Come on, come on, drink this cup!" The shame of Jingkang was brought up, and he was curious about how such a huge dynasty could be so empty.

Although Wu Song felt embarrassed, he also wanted to know something.

Li Yu talked about the past events of the Song Dynasty with the pickled cabbage and white meat pot in front of him.

But he didn't go into too much detail. After all, the corruption of the Song Dynasty was all-round, and it couldn't be explained in a few words.

Moreover, Wu Song comes from the Water Margin world, which is different from reality. If he goes into too much detail, it will be different from the world in the book, which may easily mislead him.

After briefly talking about the shame of Jingkang, Li Yu said to Lu Bu:

“Brother, don’t laugh at the Song Dynasty. After the end of the Han Dynasty, the barbarians from the north went south one after another, burning, killing, raping and plundering. He committed all kinds of evil and harmed the Central Plains for hundreds of years, and even called the Han emperor his son-emperor..."

The Five Husbands' chaos in China can be said to be the darkest moment of Chinese civilization, and it was more harmful to the Han people than the Jin people.

Lü Bu’s eyes widened when he heard this:

"How could a mere barbarian be so harmful?"

Wu Songgang had experienced the embarrassment of the dynasty's dissatisfaction, and he quickly made up for it:

"What Brother Li said is absolutely true, five random things Hua can indeed be called the darkest moment."

Lu Bu slammed the table in anger:

"This is unreasonable. I will organize troops and fight to the northern grassland when I return!"


When Li Yu heard this, he quickly advised:

"Don't worry, the first task now is to survive under Dong Zhuo and slowly develop strength. As for the Hu people, they will behave immediately after the Central Plains are unified."< br>
During the Three Kingdoms period, despite the continuous wars in the Central Plains, the Hu people were still suppressed.

For example, in the famous Battle of Bailang Mountain, Cao Cao pursued Yuan Shang, but Wuhuan leader Tadun Shanyu led his troops to stop him. Zhang Liao killed him with a sword. From then on, Wuhuan's power was in decline.

Zhang Liao, who had defeated Tadun in formation, also defended Hefei with outstanding performance, and finally killed the 100,000 troops led by Sun Quan with 800 soldiers.

He was so powerful that he became a god in Xiaoyaojin in one battle.

Such an awesome general has followed Lu Bu for nearly ten years but has done nothing. I have to say that Lu Bu's army is a mess. He has nothing but bravery.

If there is a chance later, he must be given more support to Zhang Liao.

We cannot bury this strategic talent who can lead independently.

“Brother, why do you drink differently from us?”

Seeing Li Yu take out two cans of beer from the refrigerator, Lu Bu swallowed his saliva and wanted to take a taste, but he was too embarrassed to say so.

Wu Song also turned around and looked over. Seeing that the liquid poured out of the jar was yellow with foam, he couldn't help but said:

"It looks like the muddy wine brewed by farmers in the Song Dynasty."< br>
Li Yu doesn't drink well and doesn't dare to compete with these two wine tanks for liquor, so he can only make up the amount with beer.

He brought two beer glasses and poured one into each:

"This is malt beer. It has a malty aroma. You may not be used to it at first. Take your time and taste it. The more you drink, the more flavorful it becomes."

Lu Bu tasted it with the glass in hand. Compared with the spicy white wine, the beer It was as light as water and had a bitter taste, which he didn't like very much. Wu Song, on the other hand, after tasting it slowly, he liked this bubbly wine very much:

“It does have a light wheat aroma, which is delicious.”

“ If Brother Wu Song likes it, I’ll give you this cup too.”

As the oldest of the three, Lu Bu has a big brother-like demeanor. He handed over his beer glass and continued:

"Brother now has counselors, soldiers, and technological equipment. Help me, I have no worries now. I wonder how Brother Wu Song is doing now?"

Wu Song briefly introduced his situation and also talked about being seduced by Pan Jinlian:

"Now, brother. He has moved to the county government, and he is out of sight. As for the future, the younger brother himself is also at a loss. "

He wanted to serve the imperial court, but the imperial court disappeared ten years later.

I want to live with my brother Wu Dalang, but I can't face Pan Jinlian.

In this case, everyone will be confused.

Li Yu opened a can of beer and filled it up for Wu Song. Now that the atmosphere has heated up, let’s take the opportunity to talk about what is about to happen in the world of Water Margin.

Lu Bu happened to be here, and even if Wu Song went crazy, he could hold him down and prevent him from smashing a hole in the good TV like last time.

"Erlang, I have something to tell you clearly. Neither you nor Brother Fengxian are real historical figures, but come from two novels, which are different from real history. Your destiny is in The novel is written in great detail, so some things are fixed and may not necessarily be changed..."

Let’s first explain the origins of the two of them clearly to avoid any misunderstandings later.

Disclaimer, it must be placed first.

Lu Bu already knew about this matter, and even knew when he would die, but he didn't care about it. He was mainly heartless and not tired of living.

Wu Song had a lot on his mind and was a little confused at first. It was not until the meaning of the novel was explained to him that he murmured:

"The stories told by storytellers are compiled into a volume, which is a novel. ...In the past, I heard people tell stories and the characters in the stories had ups and downs and experienced various hardships. Am I the same?"

It has to be Wu Song, his brain is better than Lu Bu.

Li Yu nodded:

"According to the plot written in the book, you will soon be assigned by the county magistrate to go to Tokyo on business, that is, to help the county magistrate deliver gifts. It will take about three months. Time. During this time, your sister-in-law and Ximen Qing were hooked up by Wang Po. After they were discovered by your brother, they poisoned your brother with arsenic under Wang Po's instigation..."

When he got the silver ingot for the first time, Li Yu wanted to tell Wu Song this.

Until now, there was no chance.

Li Yu originally thought that when he said this, Wu Song would get mad and angry and question him loudly.

But he didn't, he just stared and let the hot tears slide down his face.

When a man sheds tears, he doesn’t shed them easily, but he has not yet reached the sad point.

Seeing Erlang crying silently, Li Yu felt uncomfortable.

As a child who has been taken care of by Wu Dalang since childhood, Wu Song has always treated his brother as a father. Now when he hears what happened to his brother, even the most hard-hearted person will be heartbroken.

Should I have put it more tactfully?

Li Yugang was about to speak, Lu Bu suddenly pulled up a chair and sat down, stretched out his big hand like a cattail leaf fan and put it on Wu Song's shoulder:

"Xian brother, don't be sad, things haven't happened yet, it should be There is room for change, look at me, didn't you find Jia Wen and Dang counselor in advance, and with the help of brother Li Yuxian, you can have a prosperous life in the Han Dynasty. You should be able to do it too. In the worst case, just kill that guy or something. Ximen Qing, strike first to gain the upper hand."

Wu Song was startled by these words, and he immediately looked at Li Yu as if he was grasping a life-saving straw:

"Brother Li, I am confused now. Rumah, please teach me how to save my brother’s life.”

Wu Song in the original work is very methodical and often makes decisions based on the future. He has never been so panicked.

Li Yu turned on his phone and pulled out a web page that had been saved for a long time.

Since he met Wu Song, he has searched a lot for Wu Song's strategies to break the situation. Although most of the people on the Internet are people who are clever and have fun, there are also some people who really consider the problem from Wu Song's perspective.

For example, before departure, you can ask the county magistrate to help set up a banquet, invite the wealthy households in the county to have a banquet, and perform a rock-throwing show during the banquet, or split rocks with your hands to show your strength. Shock Ximen Qing in advance.

In fact, in the original work, when Ximen Qing learned that Wu Dalang’s younger brother was Wu Song, the hero of fighting tigers, he immediately screamed in pain for fear that Wu Song would kill him.

In addition to frightening Ximen Qing, the government officials could also ask the yamen to check the water meter of Mrs. Wang's house from time to time, or frequently visit Wu Dalang's house.

Of course, the most important point is to persuade Wu Dalang to divorce Pan Jinlian.

Only in this way can Wu Dalang truly be safe.

Li Yu explained all the suggestions given by netizens, and Wu Song took a pen and paper and wrote them down one by one.

After finishing writing, he handed over to Li Yu and said:

"Brother Li's kindness, Erlang will repay it someday. I'll say goodbye now. Take care, both of you!"

After saying that, Wu Song didn't even bother to eat, so he hurried back to the Water Margin world, planning to follow the method described by Li Yu. , try to reverse the fate of Wu Dalang being killed...

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In the new week, I wish everyone full energy!

(End of this chapter)

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