Chapter 33 Jade Pendant of the Han Dynasty [Please vote for me]
This shout made Wu Song look slightly sideways:
“Who is making noise outside?”
Li Yu walked out with a smile. :
"Lü Bu, the most powerful general of the Three Kingdoms, Lü Bu and Lü Fengxian, just like you, also came to modern society accidentally."
Hearing this name, Wu Song once again showed a surprised expression on his face.
Obviously, the impact on him today was greater than drinking two bottles of Erguotou in a row.
When they arrived at the yard, Lu Bu happened to drive in from the gate in his electric fifth wheel. When he saw Li Yu, he pressed the horn on the handlebar very coquettishly.
After pressing the button, he laughed loudly, and Li Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart:
Retarded children have so much joy...
Compared to the sunny and cheerful boy Lu Bu, Wu Song was a little uncomfortable.
When the electric fifth wheel came in, he was extremely surprised. When Lu Bu pressed the horn, he was so nervous that he held the waist knife:
"This... what is this?"
Lu Bu laughed and said like a commentator:
"This is the electric fifth wheel, an upgraded version of the electric three wheel...Eh? Who are you?"
Wu Song was curious, but still very polite. He clasped his hands and said:
"Wu Song, please pay homage to Marquis Lu Wen!"
Lü Bu looked Wu Song's outfit up and down:
>"You actually know me? Are you from the same era as Li Xiandi?"
"I am not from here, but from the Song Dynasty."
Lu Bu got off the car and looked at Li Yu with interest:
"The Song Dynasty was the dynasty where the emperor was kidnapped and caused the greatest shame in thousands of years?"
How many times had we eaten before? Li Yu gave him a brief introduction to the dynasties after the Han Dynasty. Among them, Jing Kangshai of the Song Dynasty made Marquis Lu Wen so angry that he almost threw his bowls and chopsticks.
To be so weak that even the emperor was kidnapped is a great shame!
Wu Song’s face was a little confused:
"When I go back this time, I will join the army and personally stop the Jin people from going south."
Li Yu does not advise him to do this:
"Erlang, the collapse of the imperial court is from top to bottom. Yes, one person is weak and cannot stop it."
At this time, Wu Song was at the peak of his life and was still a public servant. His mind was filled with thoughts of loyalty to the emperor and patriotism, and he couldn't listen to advice at all.
Li Yu wanted to say a few more words, but he thought there was still a field of cabbage waiting to be picked in the backyard, and there was no time to discuss the historical process now.
He said to Lu Bu:
"Brother, please drive the car to the backyard. There are cabbages prepared for you. Try to transport them away tonight. There should be more tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. These cabbages are well preserved and should be enough for you to eat." It’s been a while.”
Then he greeted Wu Song again:
“If Erlang is not in a hurry to go back, please help him load the car together.”
Although Wu Song. There were a lot of questions in Dutou's mind, but when he heard that he needed help, he immediately agreed:
"How dare you disobey me!"
When he came to the backyard, Lu Bu looked at the cabbages on the ground and was extremely surprised:
"There are so many cabbages, my dear brother, you have troubled yourself."
He said nothing. Not to mention bending down to pick up cabbage on the ground and loading it into the car.
Wu Song picked up a cabbage, smelled it, and pinched it with his hands. He was curious about what this round vegetable was.
When the three of them were loading the car, Brother Dao came to the backyard with great energy. He first strolled around and inspected the area. Then he scratched the ground at the entrance of the backyard, squatted down, and quietly watched the Twolegs working.
If Lu Bu and Wu Song hadn't been there, Li Yu would have really wanted to put his arms around this guy's neck and teach him a lesson:
"Last time I brought Lu Bu over to fight with the gangster, and this time I dragged Wu Song. When I go out to pick up cabbage, are there any heroes like you?”
But it should be said that with Wu Song’s help, the speed of picking up cabbage is much faster.
Soon, the carriage was full.
Lu Bu drove the electric fifth wheel to the back door and suddenly said:
"Brother Xian, it seems that I can go back from here, which will save a lot of time."
Huh?
What does this mean?
As soon as Li Yugang was about to ask, he saw Lu Bu disappearing at the back door together with the car.
This...
Wu Song also looked at this scene blankly:
"Is it the same the past few times I went back?"
"Yes, it is also like this, specifically I haven’t figured out what the principle is.”
Li Yu only thought it was related to Brother Dao, but how exactly this guy operated, he was completely confused.
What a mysterious dog.
While Lu Bu was unloading the car at the Three Kingdoms World, Li Yu pulled over the temporary emergency wires from the B&B, planning to charge the fifth wheel while loading the car later.
The home solar charging system purchased online is still on the way, and the car cannot be charged in the Three Kingdoms World yet, so we have to find every opportunity here to fully charge it.
Wu Song looked at Li Yu's operation and wanted to ask, but he didn't know where to start. Everything here was far beyond his knowledge.
“Erlang, have you eaten?”
Li Yu wanted to tell Wu Song about the follow-up plot, but it was too blunt to talk like this, so he might as well talk about it at the dinner table.
Anyway, it was already midnight when the cabbage was finished, so Gao De had to treat them both to a midnight snack.
Wu Song is honest:
“I’m not too hungry now because I had dinner at the county government office in the evening.”
If I’m not too hungry, I can still eat some. Here?
Li Yu returned to the kitchen, put on a large pot, took out two pieces of pork belly from the refrigerator, about seven or eight pounds, blanched them in water, and stewed them with sauerkraut.
Large bones and other meat are frozen hard and will not thaw easily in a short time.
The only choice is the chilled pork belly, which is stewed with sauerkraut. After the work is done, I will have a delicious meal of sauerkraut and white meat pot. After stewing the meat, he walked into the backyard with the cooked beef. Lu Bu was already back.
There were more people helping to unload the truck, and the truck of cabbage was moved cleanly in no time, even the leaves under the truck were not spared.
Li Yu put the meat in front of Brother Dao, charged the car again, looked at Lu Bu and asked:
"Have you got your Dutinghou?"
"Not yet, But the edict has been drawn up, and the edict should be announced in the next two days. "
"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" describes this plot in one sentence, which can be said to be a brushstroke.
But now, a long time has passed since Ding Yuan died of drinking. Lu Bu has also done a lot of things in the Three Kingdoms, and even found Jia Xu as a military advisor.
The flow of time over there doesn't seem to be much faster than in the real world.
On the contrary, it is the Water Margin world where Wu Song lives. The first time he came to have dinner, he had not passed Jingyanggang, but the last time he came, he had fast-forwarded to Jinlian Opera Uncle.
It took less than ten days in reality, but a full two months passed in the book.
The next step is the plot of Wu Song going to Tokyo to help the county magistrate deliver gifts. I will have to talk to him carefully later to see if he can change the fate of Wu Dalang being killed.
If it cannot be changed, it means that there are indeed some rules in the novel world.
At the same time, it can also be proved that Ding Yuan did not die from drunkenness, but died from the power of rules.
As for why the time flow rate in the two books is different, Li Yu has no idea at all.
This kind of thing has long been beyond the scope of earth science. Let alone a little undergraduate like him, even if Einstein was here, he would still have to scratch his head.
Soon, the second cart of Chinese cabbage was also loaded.
Li Yu said:
"The sauerkraut and white meat are stewed in the pot. Let the three of us have a good meal after we finish our work later."
When Lu Bu heard this, he was so excited that he couldn't even speak politely:
"Okay, okay. Ah, I’m craving for the sauerkraut and white meat pot... Brother Wu Songxian, you haven’t eaten it yet, have you? Eat more later, it’s absolutely delicious!”
After that, he drove the electric five-wheeler from the backyard. The doorway disappeared.
Wu Song turned his face and looked at Li Yu and asked:
"I know white meat, but what is sauerkraut?"
"It's the pickled cabbage. It's crispy and sour after pickling, especially appetizing... I have a box of finished sauerkraut in the kitchen. Erlang took it with him when he left. Go back and give your brother a taste."
He didn't mention Pan Jinlian, fearing that it would irritate Wu Erlang.
“Thank you, little brother!”
“No need to be so polite, my name is Li Yu, just call me by my name.”
Soon, Lu Bu, who was thinking about the pickled cabbage and white meat pot, came back.
As soon as he appeared, he shouted:
"Brother Xian, make more sauerkraut and white meat. Mr. Wenhe also wants to try it."
"Wenhe? But Jia "Xu Jia Wenhe?"
Wu Song was a little surprised. He had read books about the Three Kingdoms and listened to storytellers in the wine shop, but he had never heard that Lu Bu and Jia Xu had any intersection.
Lu Bu proudly said:
"Brother Li Yuxian saw that I had no one to make suggestions, so he specially recommended Mr. Wenhe. Now he is my military advisor and is responsible for all matters in the camp."
Can it actually change established history?
Wu Song was shocked and respected Li Yu a little more.
Li Yu was worried that the seven or eight kilograms of pork belly would not be enough, so he returned to the kitchen and poured a few kilograms into the pot.
The three of them were busy until after eleven o'clock, and then they transported all the cabbage. The remaining cabbage was about one or two hundred kilograms, enough to make sauerkraut tomorrow.
After the car was loaded and placed in the backyard to charge, Li Yu led Lu Bu and Wu Song to the restaurant for dinner.
Brother Dao followed, Wu Song smiled and joked:
“You just ate so much beef, are you still not full?”
Brother Dao snorted and stared. Lu Bu glanced at him for a few times, then trotted away.
When he arrived at the restaurant, Li Yu took out the pork belly that had been stewed for a long time, cut it into slices, put it into a flat-bottomed soup pot, added some stewed sauerkraut, poured half the pot of soup,
He brought it to the dining table, turned on the induction cooker, and with the sound of gurgling in the pot, Lu Bu couldn't help but swallowed his saliva:
"Brother, please quickly prepare the dipping sauce, I'm so hungry!"
As he was talking, Brother Dao suddenly came to him, straightened up and pulled at the skirt of his chest, revealing a reddish-brown rope.
“This dog is so rude, why did he take off my clothes?”
Lu Bu lowered his head to arrange his clothes, and then remembered what he had brought for Li Yu.
He grabbed the end of the rope and pulled it out, and took out a beautiful pendant-like accessory with jade objects of various shapes on it, which was cleverly fixed by the rope into a whole, very beautiful.
Li Yu came over with the dipping sauce and asked curiously:
"What is this?"
"The jade pendant of the then imperial master Yuan Wei (wěi), Today he was drinking at Dong Zhuo's house and came home drunk. His brother was ordered to send him out, so he picked it off and planned to give it to his wise brother, but he was only busy with the cabbage and forgot about it. "
Li Yu: "..."
The original work has a lot of shortcomings that are enough to give people a headache, but why does it include petty theft?
Are you a collective of the shortcomings of the Three Kingdoms?
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