Chapter 88 Lu Bu: Let me show you three people and one pig [please vote]
"Brother, I am Erlang."
Wu Song looked at Lu Bu dumbfounded, he just cut his hair and changed it. It’s just modern clothes, why can’t everyone recognize me?
"Erlang?"
Lü Bu sat up from the steps, looked at Wu Song several times, and reached out to touch the fabric of his clothes:
"These clothes look really good, making Erlang look like a young man."
After saying that, he turned to look at Li Yu and asked with a shy face:
"Brother, dear brother, Can I wear this kind of clothes?”
“You have to buy a special one. Sister Zhen measured your clothes size last time. I’ll ask online. I’ll buy you two sets if you have any. A few pairs of shoes. "
The shoes of the Three Kingdoms period were relatively rough and did not distinguish between left and right feet. They were not as light and comfortable to wear as modern shoes.
Moreover, the war was about to start, so Lu Bu had to buy some pairs of cut-proof and stab-proof military boots to prevent him from getting injured on the battlefield.
Sun Facai's time travel has completely disrupted the plot of the Three Kingdoms. People who were originally safe in the book may have accidents.
So take precautions in advance to avoid danger.
Wang Shengli and others saw that there were guests at the B&B and did not bother them:
"Xiao Li, please send us back. Xiao Song will also go back. Today we will have a meal with the neighbors for everyone. Here’s to a toast.”
Li Yu agreed, drove everyone to the village in a van, and asked Wu Song to drink less, so as not to scare the villagers in Shitou Village.
"Brother Li, let's stay and have dinner together."
Arrived at the door of Wang Shengli's house, Wu Song offered words to persuade him to stay.
Li Yu pointed in the direction of the B&B:
"Brother Fengxian is here. I have to ask about the situation there. You can eat here. I will pick you up after I finish my work. .”
After saying that, he declined the invitation from his fellow villagers and drove back to the B&B.
"Brother, have you arrived at Hulao Pass?"
"Not yet. Mr. Wenhe won't let you go too fast. Today he made another divination and said that the next three days will be unfavorable. After marching, the army camped and rested on the spot. "
Damn, this is too obvious a sign of fishing in the water... Li Yu imagined Jia Xu's nagging look and felt that he was getting more and more. Like a magic stick.
“Where was Sun Facai when you left Luoyang?”
"My brother has introduced him to Cai Yong. At first, Cai Yong didn't like him, but the words of the wise brother, 'The roc rises with the wind in one day, soaring ninety thousand miles', which made old Cai change his attitude."
Good guy, Mr. Wenzhao, right?
Li Yu was originally worried that Sun Facai would be beaten if he went to the Cai Mansion again, but he didn't expect that this bitch would actually play the trick of Wen Chaogong. This was a good way to infiltrate the gentry.
I was too anxious last time. I should package and download the poems and songs from the Eastern and Western Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, and even the Tang and Song Dynasties, and let Lu Bu take them over to give me a little more cultural confidence.
Fortunately, it is not too late now. I will download it to the USB flash drive later and let Lu Bu take it back and send someone to Luoyang.
Without a computer, no one knows what is in the USB flash drive, and the only laptop in the Three Kingdoms world is in the hands of Sun Facai, so even if the USB flash drive is lost, it will be fine.
Li Yu led Lu Bu to the study, turned on the computer, and began to package and download ancient poems and songs.
Sitting aside, Lu Bu picked up the mirror on the table and looked left and right, with an expression obsessed with his handsome appearance:
"Xian brother, why did Erlang cut his hair? Why did you say that? Brother, do you want to cut it off too?”
Li Yu told Wu Song about his plan to live in the real world for a long time:
"In order to blend into modern society, he cut his long hair and put on modern clothes. If you want to live in ancient times, you should keep it. Your body, hair and skin are inherited from your parents. If you cut your hair rashly, you will be criticized by the nobles."
During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a system of filial piety and integrity. Everyone tried their best to show their filial piety, even to the point of being pathological. Several of the famous Twenty-four Filial Piety occurred during the Three Kingdoms period.
Lü Bu, who killed his adoptive father, and Ma Chao, who raised an army and killed his biological father, were spurned by the nobles because they violated their filial piety.
"Then let's keep our hair long for my brother's sake."
Lu Bu looked at the poems being downloaded on his computer and became interested:
"Brother, are there any poems that are suitable for me?"
Li Yu thought for a while:
"There really is... But if the flying generals of Dragon City are here and don't teach Huma to cross the Yin Mountains, What do you think?"
Lü Bu slapped his thigh with joy:
"What a poem! My brother once became famous as a flying general in the Bingzhou grassland. This poem is really great. Made for me ”
Li Yu: "..."
But the Dragon City Flying General written by Wang Changling refers to Li Guang.
Speaking of which, Shan Xiongxin in the Sui and Tang Dynasty stories seems to have the title of flying general... If Qin Qiong can get him out later, he can let the two flying generals compete to see whose title is worthy of the title.
After downloading all the information, Li Yu tried to download some PPT files on the improvement of ancient agricultural tools, such as waterwheel production, windmill production, wooden plow improvement, etc., which are all relatively practical.
If Sun Facai thinks about it, he might be able to benefit the world of the Three Kingdoms.
Copying all these information to the USB flash drive, Li Yu handed it to Lu Bu:
"After I go back, I will send someone to deliver this to Sun Facai. The contents inside can help him gain a foothold in the noble clan."
Lu Bu looked at the USB flash drive, which was no bigger than a finger, and asked curiously:
“How many words can be stored in this?”
“This is a 512G USB flash drive. The disk is the same size as the storage on your mobile phone. It can store hundreds of thousands of photos and hundreds of millions of words. However, U disks are generally not used in this way. They are used to temporarily transfer data. ”
Lu Bu was shocked when he heard that it could hold so much content. He stuffed the USB flash drive into his inner pocket as if it was a treasure, checked it several times, and then talked about the latest information about the world of the Three Kingdoms:
"My brother has found Gao Shun. He is very interested in joining the Bingzhou Army. However, he is currently observing filial piety. He will not be able to serve until half a year later. Yu Jin has not been seen. I don’t know where he is."
Shou Xiao?
Could this be a deliberate attempt to prevent Lu Bu from becoming stronger due to the rules in the book, right?
Judging from Wu Song's experience, it is very likely that the world of the Three Kingdoms will eventually evolve into a tripartite conflict, and Lu Bu will be the one to leave early.
Now, taking advantage of the trouble caused by outsiders, they actually want to catch all future talents in one fell swoop.
If you really let it go, you can make three big men with one push, and there are still three damn Kingdoms... Li Yu understood it from the perspective of the rules of the Three Kingdoms world.
He said to Lu Bu:
“If you can’t recruit, you should ease the relationship first. When you recruit talents, you can give them some gadgets appropriately to arouse their curiosity, and maybe they will return. Someone has taken the initiative to defect. "
Lighters, flashlights, laser pointers, sunglasses, magnifying glasses, even rubber bands, pencils, A4 paper, etc. can all be used to seduce the counselors.
Lu Bu was stunned:
“Can we still do this?”
“Of course, these things that did not exist in ancient times can definitely arouse their thirst for knowledge... By the way, I will do it again. I’ll place an order for you to buy some Rubik’s cubes, including third-level Rubik’s cubes, fourth-level Rubik’s cubes, and fifth-level Rubik’s cubes, and give them to those counselors who claim to be smart people.”
Curiosity is the development of human beings. The driving force, I don’t believe those people will be indifferent after getting the Rubik’s Cube.
In addition, you can also buy some gadgets such as Luban locks. When dealing with smart people, you have to use such brain-stimulating things.
After thinking about it, Jia Xu was obsessed with studying electricity. Some of the counselors liked the Rubik's Cube, some were keen on Lego blocks, and some were desperately studying the difficult Luban Lock.
Isn’t this better than drinking and eating meat all day to exercise your brain?
Just do it, Li Yu quickly placed an order for a bunch of difficult educational toys online.
Lu Bu came over and looked at the online shopping page:
"Brother, is this too childish?"
Li Yu said with a smile:
“These things do seem childish for children to play with, but for the counselors in the Three Kingdoms world, they are just right.”
Over forty The 20-year-old Jia Xu calls himself an old man, and when he turns on the switch, he will do a little jump that reveals his character, let alone the young counselors.
I don’t know what’s going on with Brother Liang now. I can ask Lu Bu to give him a fifth-level Rubik’s Cube to try to get some relations.
After the territory is stabilized, let Sun Facai found a university and recruit Liang Ge, Pang Tong, Xu Shu and others to the capital together with their teacher Sima Hui.
Sima Hui may not be interested in official positions, but he will never refuse the position of university professor.
At that time, I will copy some famous quotes that praise teachers, such as burning yourself to illuminate others, such as teachers being engineers of the human soul, etc.
As soon as old man Sima came to power, he couldn’t put more effort into cultivating talents?
As for the generals, they can't be idle. They set up a military academy and let Liu Xie be the principal. The generals will all become disciples of the emperor.
Whoever makes a mistake in the future can shout, "I have shed blood for the imperial court, and I want to see the principal." It's fun to think about it. Li Yu told Lu Bu his thoughts, and the strong man's eyes widened:
"Can we still operate like this?"
"It's definitely not possible now. At least there must be a piece of territory. The surrounding area of Luoyang is about to be destroyed. It's best to occupy Guanzhong and immerse ourselves in development for a few years before we can start. Reorganization has been carried out. "
Four or five years after Dong Zhuo's death, the princes have been fighting and killing in the Central Plains. The Guanzhong area has become a no-nonsense zone, and the young emperor Liu Xie was also frightened.
Now that we know the plot, we have to seize this window period to concentrate on development and give the princes a little surprise.
At noon, the B&B made braised noodles.
Fry the raw noodles first, then pour in the meat slices and side dishes that have been fried in advance. There will be a little more soup. Cover the pot and simmer for about fifteen minutes. When all the soup is absorbed, the noodles will be ready. .
With garlic cloves, it tastes very enjoyable.
Lu Bu ate two small bowls in succession:
“I didn’t expect that there is such a way to eat soup cakes. Today is really an eye-opener for me.”
Zhao Dahu cleaned the noodles in the bowl, took a sip of the egg soup:
"Why does it sound so natural when you say this, but it doesn't taste like this when others imitate it? Brother, are you? What do you do?”
Lu Bu grinned:
“I’m an actor, don’t challenge my career with your interests.”
Li Yu: “… …”
There are a lot of nonsense. Before leaving Luoyang, Sun Facai taught you a lot.
After eating and drinking, Zhao Dahu sent an invitation to Lu Bu:
"Tonight I will burn the bottom of the pot in my blacksmithing shop. Brother, please come and join us, just in time to visit my Dragon King Village. ”
Lu Bu is a person who likes excitement, so he will not miss it:
“Okay, I am just curious about how to make iron now”
Zhao Dahu chatted for a while and then went back to get ready. Lu Bu thought there would be a party in the evening, so he went upstairs to take a bath, put on Feiyu clothes, and planned to go back after attending the Burning Pot Di.
"My dear brother, what is the bottom of a burning pot?"
"I have moved to a new house, and I need to cook a meal for my relatives and friends... I just want to find an excuse to eat and drink together and be lively."
< br>Li Yu looked at the time and was about to drive the van to Shitou Zhai New Village when he saw Wu Song in sportswear coming back along the mountain road.
"Erlang came back very early, and I am planning to pick you up."
Wu Song poured a cup of tea from the teapot and drank it in one breath:
"Aunt Wang was afraid of delaying the work at the B&B, so she didn't let her drink more."
Lu Bu sat next to him and said:
"Erlang, the blacksmith Zhao Xiandi is going to hold a pot-burning ceremony tonight, let's go together, just in time to taste what delicious food he will prepare."
Wu Song is very clear about this:
"There are roasted suckling pig and roasted whole lamb, as well as lobster and blue crab. Brother, you can taste it slowly."
Lu Bu originally wanted to show off, but he didn't expect Wu Song to know more than him:
"How did Erlang know about it?"
"Brother Li asked Brother Zhao about the dishes prepared last night, and the younger brother was standing nearby."
After that, he asked Lu Bu This three-country bun described what he saw in Yinzhou city yesterday, including high-rise buildings, large shopping malls, and delicious food. Lu Bu's heart was filled with excitement:
"Brother Wei has only seen tall buildings in videos, but I haven't experienced them yet. Brother Xian, can you take Brother Wei out for a walk today?"
Li Yu thought that there was nothing to do in the afternoon, so he nodded. Said:
“Okay, let’s go, I’ll drive you to the city for a walk.”
Wu Song didn’t have anything to do, so he followed, and the three of them drove to the city for a walk. During the circle, Lu Bu's mouth didn't stop, and he kept asking questions.
Passing by the railway gate, a freight train happened to be passing by. Lu Bu pushed the door open and got off the train, observing the steel behemoth up close.
"It's amazing. It can actually pull so many carriages. If it is used in the Three Kingdoms world, the army will arrive at dawn and dusk, and it will be invincible."
Wu Song was also surprised by the hugeness of the train and waited for a long time. After all, when such a divine object was transported to ancient times, it was definitely an important weapon of the country.
Li Yu said to the two of them:
"Modern railways rely on rails. When the scenic spot is built in the future, I plan to purchase a small steam train to transport it there to try. If it is possible, I would like to By purchasing rails and carriages, we can build railways in the Three Kingdoms world. "
Railroads could not be built in ancient times, but there were plenty of sleepers, and the gravel underneath was easier to find, so there was no need to invest in modern transportation. .
Of course, all this is based on having territory and resources, otherwise even if you get through, it will be an advantage to other princes.
After the train passed for a while, Lu Bu still stood on the side of the road watching, and even ran to the railway track to take a few photos, intending to go back and share his experience with Jia Xu.
I drove around the streets of the city for nearly an hour before I even had time to enter the shopping mall.
Finally, Li Yu drove onto the highway, allowing the two of them to experience the feeling of driving on the highway.
“It’s too fast, I can’t bear it.”
Lu Bu, who had always liked excitement, was looking at the railings that were quickly sweeping backwards outside the car window, and unconsciously grabbed the handrail next to him for fear of hitting him.
After getting off the highway, he breathed a sigh of relief:
"Road construction is so important. No wonder Mr. Wenhe read in a book that 'if you want to be rich, build roads first', When Guanzhong is occupied, Brother Wei must build roads as soon as possible so that the army can pass unimpeded."
Li Yu parked the car at the entrance of the flower and bird market and said with a smile:
"Waiting for you. After occupying Guanzhong, maybe Sun Facai will build a cement factory, and then he can use cement to build roads and fortifications... Get off the car and pick out some gifts for the bearded man to move into his new home."
Lu Bu was tall and wearing a flying fish suit, so he quickly attracted many people to watch.
This guy is crazy on his own. Seeing that there are so many people watching, he takes the initiative to help Li Yu advertise:
“I am a specially hired actor at Fengming Valley Hanfu themed B&B. You want to experience Hanfu? , you can check out the B&B, the location is easy to find, just at the end of the mountain road next to Shitouzhai Village. "
Li Yu chose two money trees, and Wu Song was practical and chose two trees covered with tangerines. Lu Bu looked around for a long time at the orange tree. He wanted to give it to him as a goldfish, but he was worried that Zhao Dahu wouldn't be able to feed him alive, so he simply picked a huge cactus.
When paying the bill, Lu Bu plucked a tangerine from the tree and tasted it, with surprise in his eyes:
"It's so sweet and sour? Dear brother, can you buy a few more plants and take them back so that Mr. Wenhe, Wen Yuan and others can try them too?"
"Yes, no problem."
Li Yu discussed with the store and specially ordered a dozen plants, and the store drove them to the B&B.
After settling the bill, the three of them carried the gifts they bought to the car and drove back to the B&B.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, Li Yu parked the car at the entrance of Longwang Village, and Wu Song and Lu Bu took the gifts they bought and walked into the antique courtyard hung with ribbons and balloons.
"Oh, you are here, welcome."
Zhao Dahu came out, took the gift enthusiastically, and then took a few people around.
The small courtyard is a courtyard layout. The room on the west contains stoves and other facilities, and is a place for blacksmithing. The room on the east side is made into display cabinets, all of which are finished products. The main room is the living room and bedroom, which can be regarded as the living area.
There is also a small backyard behind the house, which is also equipped with outdoor sofas and tea sets for drinking tea.
The entire courtyard is neatly arranged yet warm, making people feel very comfortable.
Wu Song and Lu Bu walked around, but they were only interested in the exhibition hall. They saw various long and short weapons, swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes and hooks. They both wanted to try them.
Li Yu thought of the Fangtian Painted Halberd that Lu Bu was currently using, and seriously suggested:
"Brother, do you need to re-make your Fangtian Painted Halberd? The bearded one was made here. The magic weapon is much more powerful than what you have there."
There happened to be a Fangtian Painted Halberd in the exhibition hall. Lu Bu grabbed it and tried it, shook his head and said:
"The focus is not right. This time I brought over Fang Tian’s painted halberd and showed Brother Zhao Xian how the real murder weapon was designed.”
Zhao Dahu is good at making short weapons and doesn't do much research on long weapons.
He just walked in with tea. Lu Bu sounded like he was a real guy, so he quickly said:
"Brother, bring it over and let me study it. I'll pay for it."< br>
While we were chatting, an Iveco drove up and five or six chefs got off. Everyone brought various ingredients and stoves and started cooking as soon as they got off the car.
Two of them also moved an oven from the car and hung a fat goose in it. Next to it were marinated pigeons and suckling pigs. When the roasted goose was almost ready, they put it in and roasted it. system.
On the other side, a chef set up a folding grill, fixed the marinated lamb on it, and began to roast the whole lamb.
Lu Bu looked at the little suckling pig hanging next to him, couldn't help but swallowed his saliva, and muttered in a low voice:
"I can finish this tiny pig in three bites... ..."
Just as he was talking, Zhao Dahu brought out a bunch of fireworks and firecrackers from the house, and also set off a firework bomb. The moment the fireworks bloomed in the sky, Lu Bu's focus suddenly shifted from the suckling pig to On the fireworks:
“Is there such a message treasure here?”
(End of this chapter)