Chapter 89 Wu Song: Are grave robbers so valuable? [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Brother, what is this?”
Looking at the fireworks blooming in the sky, Lu Bu thought of the communication issues during the war and asked Li Yu curiously.
"This is a single-shot firework bomb that rings once; there is also a very similar one called two kicks, also called two rings of heaven and earth, which rings twice."
Li Yu finished explaining , asked Lu Bu:
"I remember there were fireworks and firecrackers in the Han Dynasty, didn't you?"
Lu Bu shook his head:
"There are firecrackers, just cut some bamboo and throw it into the fire at the end of the year, and it will make a crackling sound, saying It can get rid of evil spirits. As for the fireworks you mentioned, I have never seen them before. "
In this case, you can buy some as a communication tool.
For example, when Dong Zhuo was assassinated, a firework bomb exploded in the sky, and the entire army was dispatched, and all Dong Zhuo's remaining members could be wiped out in one fell swoop.
In addition, this thing can also be used to deal with cavalry. Think of a firecracker going off among the horses. The frightened horses will definitely run around uncontrollably, and the formation will be instantly disrupted.
Without the formation of the cavalry, they are basically not far from destruction.
Li Yu asked:
"Do you need it now? I'll buy you some if you need it. If you don't need it for the time being, just wait. It's very dangerous to put fireworks and firecrackers at home. If you're not careful, the whole thing will be destroyed." A house was blown up.”
Since it was dangerous, Lu Bu didn’t dare to make the decision:
"Brother Wei will go back today to discuss with everyone before making a decision. Are there going to be fireworks later? I'll take pictures with my phone to let them feel it more intuitively."
"Huzi has prepared more than 10,000 yuan. Fireworks and firecrackers, you can take more pictures after dark.”
With nothing to do, Li Yu took Lu Bu’s mobile phone, connected to Zhao Dahu’s WiFi, opened the promotional video of the fireworks and firecrackers factory, and cached it for him. A bunch of them, so that Jia Xu can choose the fireworks suitable for the battlefield.
In addition, you can also buy some flares to suddenly light up the night, which will definitely be a fatal blow to the enemy. You can even refer to the sayings about the power of heaven and the like. Jia Xu Shen Shen Naodao should be very good at this. kind of operation.
"Li Yu, you guys came early enough."
Zhang Guoan walked into the courtyard carrying the gifts. After saying hello, he said hello to Wu Song, and finally focused on Lu Bu:
"Aren't you COS Lu Bu? Why are you wearing the Ming Dynasty Feiyu suit? "?"
Lu Bu said with a smile:
"The Feiyu suit looks handsome. You can try it out later. It will definitely look good in photos."
Zhang Guoan said yes. He has no interest in Hanfu. He just wants to call off the engagement and focus on making money.
However, Lu Bu's words reminded Li Yu:
"Don't tell me, if it is changed to a Hanfu-themed scenic spot later, the security department will really have to change into Feiyu costumes, so as to make tourists feel more involved."
Imagine a team of Jin Yiwei wearing flying fish uniforms patrolling the scenic area. They are absolutely handsome.
As for Zhang Guoan, the security manager, he can wear the white flying fish suit of the Jinyiwei commander, which can not only highlight his status, but also be more intimidating.
Zhang Guoan imagined what it would look like wearing a Feiyu suit, and then thinking about the monthly salary of tens of thousands of yuan, he suddenly felt that this kind of dress is... quite good.
Just as he was about to express his longing for his new job, he turned around and saw Brother Dao walking into the yard with three unsteady steps. He immediately took two steps back and was about to run into the house.
"Are you ashamed of Guoan?"
Zhao Dahu grabbed him and forced him to stand in front of Brother Dao:
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, look at the dog How cute, please feed it some meat and flatter it.”
After hearing this, Zhang Guoan was still not doing anything, but Brother Dao squatted on the ground like an uncle, holding his head high, it was clear that he was. A big man waiting to be fed.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Guoan, a tall and tall man, was actually afraid of dogs. Seeing the chef next to him cutting sausages, Wu Song went to ask for half of it and handed it to Zhang Guoan:
“This dog likes to eat meat. If you feed it twice more, it will naturally stop chasing him. I'm scaring you."
Zhang Guoan took it in his hand and handed it to Brother Dao cautiously. Just as this guy was about to continue showing off, Li Yu couldn't help but rub its head:
"Don't make trouble. From now on, he will be the security manager of the scenic spot. When the time comes, he will assign you a group of majestic German shepherds as your subordinates. Please be polite."
After hearing this, Brother Dao rubbed his head against Zhang Guoan and held it in his mouth. He took the sausage to one side and ate it.
"Hey, it's really well-behaved."
Zhang Guoan's fear of dogs was reduced a lot after being rubbed by Brother Dao.
Guests came one after another. They were basically Zhao Dahu’s childhood friends and some friends who also liked to exercise. Several of them looked like him, with broad shoulders and well-developed muscles. Use less sledgehammer.
With the arrival of the guests, the dinner party at the bottom of the burning pot also officially begins.
Golden roasted whole lamb, roasted goose with crispy skin and tender meat, roasted pigeon with tender meat, roasted suckling pig with a crunchy texture, as well as blue crab with green onion and ginger, baked lobster with egg yolk, and steamed pan dragon Lu Bu and Wu Song were dazzled by the eels, salt and pepper shrimps and other seafood. They had never seen so many delicacies.
"Come on, come on, don't be polite. Those who drive can drink. If you don't drive, you can make any red wine, white wine or beer."
Zhao Dahu opened two bottles of Maotai and took out two boxes of imported beer, two bottles of French red wine and a A large bottle of whiskey, as well as a variety of drinks, and even ice cubes are prepared.
Lu Bu sat next to Wu Song and whispered softly:
"The red wine doesn't taste good, the beer has no punch, and the wine in a porcelain bottle looks low-end... How about we brothers try that bottle? What kind of Wei Shiji have you never seen before? "
You go around in such a big circle just to drink foreign wine?
Wu Song followed Li Yu's example, picked up a piece of roast goose, dipped it in the sour plum sauce, took a bite, and then said:
"Okay, try it. I didn't get enough of it with the neighbors in the village at noon. Drink more at night."
When Lu Bu heard that Wu Song also wanted to try it, he took the whiskey over without saying a word, poured it into their glasses, tasted it, and curled his lips unconsciously. , with a disappointed expression:
“Brother Zhao Xian is good at everything, but he is reluctant to give good wine.”
Li Yu saw the two of them drinking whiskey and couldn’t help but bring a bottle of Moutai:
"Drink this. You can't usually drink it in B&Bs."
Lu Bu unscrewed the bottle cap, smelled it, and asked in a low voice:
"Why? Too cheap?"
"No, I can't afford it..."
This is a financial product. Li Yu can't even bear to buy the co-branded coffee, let alone drink Maozi.
When Lu Bu heard that it was very expensive, he immediately changed the white wine glasses and poured a glass for him and Wu Song. He picked it up and smelled it. He was a little unaccustomed to the sauce-flavored flavor.
But thinking that he couldn't drink it normally, he still picked up the glass and took a sip.
"White wine is still satisfying... but red wine and Weishi Chicken can't be wasted. I will bring it back to my brother later and give it to Mr. Wenhe and the others to try."
Not only the wine must be taken away , and the various meats left over from eating later are also packaged together, so they cannot be wasted.
Li Yu put half of a blue crab into the bowl and slowly peeled it and ate it.
Lu Bu took a look at it, tried to taste it, and couldn't help but exclaimed:
"What is this? It tastes so delicious."
"This is a crab. It seemed like a crab during the Three Kingdoms period. No one has eaten it yet... Brother, you can go to the beach to look for it in the future. If you want to bring a super big one, I will also take advantage of it."
Modern overfishing has resulted in very few large crabs. , like a blue crab, weighing two pounds is already considered big.
I wonder if crabs were bigger in ancient times before overfishing.
In addition to crabs, Lu Bu can look for seafood recorded in classics such as arm-thick giant prawns, huge groupers, and conger eels about one foot long.
If we can get it, everyone will try it.
Li Yu finished eating the blue crab and tasted the dishes on the table again, and he was almost full.
Lu Bu, on the other hand, tore off a hind leg of a roasted whole lamb, grabbed it in his hands and gnawed on it, and occasionally clinked glasses with Wu Song, enjoying the meal.
Li Yu ate a few more pieces of shrimp and went outside to ask the chef for some meat to feed Brother Dao. After the guy had eaten and drank enough, one man and one dog quietly waited for the fireworks.
Finally, when everyone in the living room had almost finished eating, Zhao Dahu couldn't wait to invite everyone to come out and watch the fireworks outside.
In order to prevent fires, a dozen fire extinguishers were specially prepared.
When Lu Bu and Wu Song finally had enough, preparations for setting off fireworks outside were made.
Lu Bu ran to the ridge in the distance. As soon as he took out his mobile phone, the fireworks started to set off.
He excitedly said to himself while filming:
"To be able to fly so high and bloom so big that it can be seen clearly from ten miles away, it is really a weapon for night attacks on the battlefield!"
He imagined that he had made an appointment with all the troops to attack a certain place at night. Using fireworks as a signal can not only allow friendly forces to see the attack signal, but also confuse the enemy.
If you surround them with such a hula, you will definitely beat the opponent to pieces.
There were many types of fireworks tonight, including various fireworks bombs, screaming flower bombs, serial bombs that were launched into the sky in a short period of time and then exploded one after another, etc. Lu Bu was very excited to see them.
Half an hour later, all the fireworks were set off.
Lu Bu returned to the small courtyard of Longwang Village. At this time, all the leftovers had been packed. Zhao Dahu saw Li Yu coming and said to him: "It's packed. They are all meat and vegetables that no one has touched. I knew you wanted to pack them." , the remaining meat should be cooked by the chefs."
Lu Bu patted him on the shoulder:
"There is no need for this, I just can't see it being wasted...then. Are there any bottles of wine left? I’ll take them back too.”
“There are some left. I’ll get them for you.”
Zhao Dahu opened a few more bottles of wine in the middle, so even if everyone drank, there was still a bottle and a half of Maotai, a box of beer, two bottles of red wine and a large bottle of whiskey left.
Seeing that the beer had not been opened, Lu Bu left it with Zhao Dahu. He moved the opened bottles of wine directly to Li Yu's Wuling car.
After carrying the packed vegetables up, Lu Bu and Wu Song said goodbye to everyone, and Li Yu drove the two of them back to the B&B.
"Go to the back door, brother, go back and bring the electric tricycle over."
After Lu Bu said this, he opened the door and got out of the car, and went back through the gate.
When Li Yu and Wu Song drove around to the back door, Lu Bu also drove the electric tricycle over very efficiently.
The three of them put the food and wine in the car, and then moved the tangerine trees delivered in the afternoon to the car. Lu Bu bowed his hands to the two of them:
"You two worthy brothers, please go back and rest. , Let’s go for my brother!”
After that, he stepped on the switch and drove back to the Three Kingdoms World.
Li Yu drove the car to the front door, locked the door, walked into the living room with Wu Song, said hello to Xiaochen who was on night shift, and then went upstairs to the study to play games.
Wu Song sat and watched. After the character played by Li Yu died, he asked:
"Brother Li, will there be any problems with the household registration tomorrow?"
"Probably not. There are no relatives here, and there is no need to do DNA. In addition, with the certificate from the village, it is not a big problem to restore the household registration. "
It would be very difficult to apply for household registration for an adult for free. Because there was no birth certificate or anything like that, it was impossible to get started.
The restoration of household registration is something that has always existed. Now it just proves that the person disappeared and reappeared. After verification by the police station, it will generally agree.
Wu Song said:
"If the household registration can be restored, I will return to the Water Margin world to retrieve my brother's bones. What does Brother Li need? I will get it too."
I don't need anything... ...Li Yu was about to speak when he suddenly thought that Zhou Ruotong wanted to acquire cultural relics from the Song Dynasty.
Would you like Erlang to bring something over?
But what is more appropriate?
The cultural relics of the Song Dynasty should be calligraphy and painting the most expensive. Unfortunately, Wu Song did not have access to Song Huizong, nor did he have access to calligraphers such as Cai Jing.
In addition to calligraphy and painting, porcelain seems to be OK, but I don’t know if I can get good quality.
And when he goes back, he will appear directly in the prison in the state capital. It is not certain whether he can get out.
Thinking of this, Li Yu asked:
"Will Erlang be caught by the jailer when he goes back?"
"No, when I picked up the book last time, I had quietly left the prison and came back from the back door of the government office. This time I will show up at the back door of the government office."
He has already come out... Li Yu thought about it seriously and said to Wu Song:
"If you have the opportunity, you can bring some modern items such as lighters and replace them with some gold and silver wine vessels or similar tableware, but safety is the priority, don't take risks . ”
“When I get my household registration, I will go back and take a look. If there is anything Brother Li needs, I will bring it.”
The two of them went back to their rooms to sleep after playing until about ten o’clock. .
Until dawn, the first thing Li Yu did after getting up was to ask Wu Song if he had any thoughts of going back. After receiving a negative answer, he felt relieved.
The two of them met Zhao Dahu and went for a run together. When they returned to the B&B again, breakfast was already ready.
Salty bean foam, fried fried cakes, fried buns, steamed egg custard... Various delicacies are placed on the long table, and everyone can take them by themselves.
After breakfast, Zhao Dahu returned to Longwang Village to do his own business. Li Yu drove a van and took Wu Song to Shitou Village. He picked up Wang Shengli and several other cadres in the village and went straight to the town.
As he approached the police station, Li Yu couldn't help but ask:
"Uncle Wang, is it troublesome to apply for household registration?"
Wang Shengli took out the prepared Huazi and said confidently:
"It's not difficult, the certificates in the village have been issued, and we will do it today. I can get the household registration book.”
The group walked in and came to the household registration department, where several village cadres began to go through the procedures for restoring household registration.
Li Yu stood aside and secretly counted the village cadres who came to help. He planned to buy some cigarettes, alcohol and other gifts when he returned, and went to the door with Wu Song to express his thanks.
People are busy, so they have to express themselves.
Although I just started work in the morning, the police station was very noisy. Some people were arrested during the anti-pornography campaign last night and asked their families to redeem them, some gangsters got into fights, and some people came to the police for comment because of quarrels.
The police in the station are also very busy. They not only have to deal with these trivial matters, but also need to answer tasks issued by their superiors.
"Is someone wanted again? The arrest warrant has been passed, and we have sent it to each village to assist in the search."
"There is no news about the tomb robbers in our town, so there is no use in urging them. ”
"In the afternoon, the instructor is going to the town middle school to conduct anti-fraud drills. He may not be able to leave."
"..."
Li Yu hugged his arms, walked to the wanted poster, and looked at it carefully. There are wanted posters and reward warrants inside.
One of them is a clue collection order for the Han Dynasty tomb, with a reward of 500,000.
Ten to a hundred million... Li Yu counted the long string of zeros and sighed with regret, wondering who would earn the money.
In the office, the staff of the household registration department began to ask Wu Song some questions. Li Yu had already practiced with Wu Song in advance, and there were no mistakes.
After answering, he looked at the camera again and did a portrait comparison to see if Wu Song was a wanted person.
After a series of steps, Wu Song signed a bunch of names and pressed a bunch of fingerprints, and the process of restoring household registration was finally completed.
"Take your household registration book and get your ID card from the office in a month. You can also send it by express delivery. You need to leave your address. The express postal service will deliver it to your home."
Wu Song solemnly took the red ’s notebook, with mixed emotions in his eyes.
From today on, you have officially become a member of modern society.
Wang Shengli thanked the police officers who handled the case and led everyone out.
Arrived at the door, Wang Shengli lit up a cigarette with relief:
"I finally have an explanation for Dawu. Xiaosong, I will go home for dinner today. Your aunt is making dumplings at home."
“Okay, sir.”
When they got on the bus, Wu Song whispered to Li Yu:
"Brother Li, the moment I just got the household registration book, something seemed to be broken in my head. Now I feel more awake. I don't know what happened. Why.”
Li Yu doesn’t quite understand. Could it be that he has terminated his relationship with the world over there?
Now is not the time to discuss this. He asked Wu Song to get in the car and drove back to Shitouzhai New Village.
This time I did not go to Wang Shengli’s house, but went directly to the village door.
Several elderly people are waiting for news:
"How is it? Has Xiaosong's household registration been settled?"
Wang Shengli is like a general who has won a battle:
"It's settled. My eldest nephew has officially become a villager in our village."
Wu Song said hello to everyone and was about to go to the village room to take a look when he suddenly saw the reward order posted at the door. Wu Du nodded. Reminds me of my old profession:
"Provide tomb robbing clues to 500,000 yuan? Brother Li, is tomb robbing rampant now?"
Li Yu said:
"It may not be rampant in other places, but in Yinzhou, if you hit it with a hammer, It is possible to dig up bronzes, and tomb robbing is very rampant, and it is forbidden again and again."
Wu Song has been spending Li Yu's money, and he feels uncomfortable.
As soon as he heard this, he asked:
"Do you know where to find clues about the tomb robbers? I'll catch him. The reward of 500,000 yuan should be enough for a long time, right?"
Li Yu smiled:
"How can I have such a clue? I am a timid person. I dare not even watch people move their graves... Wait, move their graves?"
It suddenly occurred to him that Zhao Dahu had died because of the move of his grave. Forced to move to Longwang Village, the family seemed to have to play with the cemetery for many days. Could it be that they were robbing the tomb under the guise of moving the grave?
How about... take Wu Song to see you tonight?
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