Chapter 114 Oops, Mu Guiying thinks she’s a god! [Please vote]
“This thing is really delicious!”
In the study, Mu Guiying was fooled by Diao Chan for a while, and the smell of the meat box was really tempting, so she put it away Be on guard, pick one up and eat it.
She looks so carefree, just like a man.
In the original work of "The Romance of the Yang Family", Mu Guiying appeared in the same way. He first beat up Meng Liang and then captured Yang Zongbao. She felt that he was handsome and insisted on marrying him.
Then he met his future father-in-law Yang Liulang, and captured him without any explanation, and forced Yang Liulang to kneel down and call his aunt.
This reckless behavior is very similar to his current behavior.
But such a careless and silly elder sister resolutely went into battle for the glory of the Tianbo Yang Mansion and for the legacy of her husband Yang Zongbao, and became an invincible generalissimo, serving the great cause of the Song Dynasty. The dynasty gave everything they had.
Looking at Mu Guiying who was swallowing the meat box, Li Yu picked up the teapot and poured her a cup of tea:
“Drink some water, don’t choke.”
"Thank you... Are you really better than my master?"
It depends on whether Gouzi can bring out the characters in Fengshen or Journey to the West... Li Yu smiled softly, without comment. Said:
"What is great, what is not great? All saints are just ants, there is no point in arguing about this."
These words made Diao Chan next to him brighten up.
What Mr. said is very interesting. Write it down so that you can say it in front of others in the future.
Mu Guiying also stopped chewing thoughtfully:
"My master also said something similar, you are indeed a god."
Okay, from today on there will be one more The fairy's vest... Li Yu felt that he seemed different in everyone's eyes.
Qin Qiong thinks he is knowledgeable, Wu Song thinks his loyalty is extraordinary, Diao Chan thinks he is omnipotent, Lu Bu thinks he is a pervert... Bah, this does not count.
Now there is another fairy vest, and unknowingly he has become a slash youth.
Mu Guiying quickly finished the two meat boxes. Diao Chan opened the wet tissue box on the table, took one out and handed it over:
"This can be used to wipe hands and It’s very useful for treating oil stains on the face.”
“Thank you, Fairy Diao Chan.”
The maid next to the immortal should be called the fairy... Mu Guiying regretted not following her master to learn from the immortal. That's the title, I hope it won't be rude.
This title made Diao Chan happy, but then she put away her smile.
A maid of a fairy shouldn't be able to smile just because someone calls her a name. Well, she should be elegant and reserved... But being called a fairy is really fun. Can I go out and laugh twice before coming back?
Mu Guiying grabbed a wet tissue and wiped her mouth first, then wiped off the oil on her hands, raised her hands and asked:
"The hero holding the double sword told me that I was a The characters in this book are not real people. Is this true?”
Erlang’s teaching skills are not good. He denies others when he goes up. Who can listen to the class well?
Li Yu thought about it for a while and then said:
"Of course you are real, but the world you live in is fictitious and evolved from a storybook. The fate of everyone is determined."
After saying that, he pointed out Pointing to the bookshelf behind him:
"Through these books, we can know your birth, old age, sickness and death, joys, sorrows and joys. All your experiences can be found in the books."
Mu Gui Ying took a deep breath and looked at the bookshelf with a little more awe:
"Mr. Immortal, can I ask about your future achievements?"
Before Li Yu could answer, Diao Chan next to him said:
"You will become the general marshal in charge of the three armies in the future, but your husband will die on the battlefield, your son will die on the battlefield, and your father-in-law will die on the battlefield." , the elders of your husband's family will almost die."
Mu Guiying opened her mouth:
"Did they... did they break the law?"
Listen. When she arrived at the Grand Marshal, she was still a little excited. Master said that as long as she waited in Muke Village, she would have adventures, and now it really came true.
But now that she heard that almost everyone in her husband's family would die, she couldn't help but think of violating the rules of heaven.
Is it possible that such a serious crime would lead to the tragic death of a whole family?
Li Yu looked at her and asked:
“Have you heard of Tianbo Yang Mansion?”
“Of course I know, the only one in the Song Dynasty who resisted the Liao Kingdom Family, I heard that the attack is blocked now, I don’t know why.”
I'm waiting for you to come out... Li Yu thought for a while and carefully told her the plot in the future.
Ever since Lu Dongbin helped Empress Dowager Xiao set up the Tianmen Formation, Yang Liulang's attacks have been repeatedly blocked.
At this time, a classic plot in classical novels appeared - moving to rescue soldiers.
The Yang family's reinforcements were naturally Yang Wulang, who became a monk. He had a group of monk soldiers under him who were extremely brave and fierce on the battlefield.
Although Yang Wulang is a member of the Yang family, since he has become a monk, he naturally cannot come on call.
In fact, every time Yang Wulang came out of the mountain, he would put forward a condition.
The first time I went out to rescue a driver, I asked for a horse from the Eight Wise Kings. If I didn’t give him the horse, I wouldn’t help.
Facing the Tianmen Formation this time, Yang Wulang put forward another harsh condition. His ax handle was rotten and he needed a dragon-subduing wood as an ax handle. Without the dragon-subduing wood, he would not leave the mountain.
Unfortunately, Dragon Subduing Tree grows on the mountain behind Muke Village.
Meng Liang came to ask for it and was beaten severely. Yang Zongbao came to ask for it, but was captured by Mu Guiying who took advantage of him and tied him to the mountain to force them to get married.
When he said this, Mu Guiying had a matter-of-fact expression:
"This is how bandits get married. If you like it, just kidnap them, don't you?"
Li Yu: " ..."
It’s no different from the caves that primitive people liked when they saw them.
Well, this Muke Village has quite an ancient heritage and deserves recognition.
Diao Chan's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she glanced at Li Yu secretly. She didn't know what was going on in her little head.
Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:
“We here pay attention to the mutual love between two people. With this foundation, it will be very easy to consider family values, money income, social class and other issues. Be careful."
"It's really troublesome. If you like it, just tie it up. You can't tie two of them. The gods don't even have this ability?"
Li Yu kind of regrets playing the magic stick, like now. , not only could he not refute, he even said something pretentious:
"Practice is something that goes against nature. The more you gain, the more respectful you must be... If you don't respect all living beings in the world, you will be wiped out sooner or later. When you see your master in the future, you can tell this to your master."
I don't know how to be so pretentious. I won't get a knock on my door from Lishan's mother.
No matter, let’s shock Mu Guiying first.
Sir... he can't really be a god... Diao Chan opened her mouth slightly, looking shocked.
As for Mu Guiying, she stood up and saluted:
"Thank you to the gods for informing me. If I see my master, I will tell you the truth... I wonder if the gods have names so that my master can express his gratitude."
Are you really planning to let Mother Lishan come here to make trouble?
Li Yu quickly waved his hand:
"I am a wandering cloud and wild crane, with no name and no number. If you are like Xiaochan, just call me husband."
Don't give it to Li She couldn't find the opportunity for Shan Lao Mu to become a friend.
Diao Chan next to him quickly agreed:
"Yes, just call me sir like me. Sir now has three official disciples: Lu Bu of the Three Kingdoms, Qin Qiong of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and Wu Song of the Water Margin, but their names are more free and not strict. Rules...Wu Song is the hero who used the double sword today."
This girl is getting better and better at cooperating. Not only did she get through, she also secretly talked about the current student base of the B&B. .
After saying this, Diao Chan added with a hint:
"Mr.'s common surname is Li."
Your surname is Li?
Mu Guiying originally thought this was a common surname, but soon she remembered that there was a high-ranking being among the gods, also named Li!
She felt her breathing became heavier. An idea flashed through her mind, but she didn't have the guts to verify it.
After thinking for a while, Mu Guiying asked tentatively:
"The Three Kingdoms and the Sui and Tang Dynasties all know this. I dare to ask, sir, what era is the Water Margin?"
Li Yu turned around and put a copy of "Water Margin" on the table:
"This novel is about the late Northern Song Dynasty, about a hundred years away from your world. Speaking of which, this book is also related to You have a certain origin."
"What origin?"
"Your grandson is a Tiangang in Water Margin, Tianfa Star... Oh no, Tiandark Star Yang Zhi, first of all. Luocao became a bandit, and later joined the imperial court and became a brave general. "
Yang Zhi's Tianmingxing should really be renamed Tianshuixing. Not only is this character the most unlucky character in the Water Margin world, Even the actor who played him had bad luck in real life.
While chatting, Wu Song came back.
Mu Guiying has no intention of competing at this moment. She only cares about one question:
“Am I a hundred years older than you?”
Wu Song holds his fists Said:
"Historically speaking, this is indeed the case, but here we only discuss the actual age and not the history."
Mu Guiying asked several other questions, and Wu Song and Diao Chan answered them one by one. Li Yu, on the other hand, was sitting there doing nothing.
It's a bit rude to play with mobile phones, and I can't read the book. I can't leave yet, I can only sit and act like a god.
It’s really hard to maintain a persona. No wonder those celebrities overturned... Li Yu thought to himself, and soon he thought about taking Diao Chan to eat hot pot tomorrow. Which dish.
The hairy tripe is a must, and the hot pot is a must.
One plate each of hand-cut beef and hand-cut lamb, which is better than meat rolls.
Spend a few brains and let Diao Chan experience the joy of growing a brain.
There are also shrimp paste, meatballs, wide noodles, sweet potatoes, handmade gluten, etc. You have to order some to try.
While I was thinking about it, the mobile phone on the table rang.
Finally someone rescued me... Li Yu picked up his phone to see which angel saved him, and then he saw a link sent by Zhou Ruotong:
[The Museum of the Two Song Dynasties is about to open. More than a thousand cultural relics of the Two Song Dynasties will be on display, and even mysterious national treasure-level cultural relics will appear...]
When you click on the link, the first thing you see are two silver ingots from the Song Dynasty. Li Yu sold it through Zhou Ruotong.
Below the picture is a text introduction:
“The two silver ingots were very well maintained. Professor Zhou Bingliang, the founder of the Museum of the Two Song Dynasties, speculated that they might have been exposed to some special environment and thus became So novel.”
Further down, there are other cultural relics.
Finally, there is the treasure of the museum, which is the set of golden wine vessels brought by Wu Song.
As usual, this set of cultural relics has a text introduction:
“The wine pot is carved with details of the Chanyuan Alliance. The details even require a magnifying glass to see clearly, and the entire wine pot is average. The thickness is only about one millimeter. Carving on this thickness shows the craftsman's ingenuity and boldness..."
As soon as he exited after reading the link, Zhou Ruotong sent another message:
< br>"Second uncle asked me to say thank you again."
"You're welcome. As a young pioneer, it is my unshirkable responsibility to contribute to the national cultural relics cause!"
Li Yu was too idle and started talking unconsciously.
Zhou Ruotong responded with a curled expression:
"You are really poor, keep busy, I'm going to read a book."
The saving angel can go as quickly as it comes. Soon, Li Yu put down his phone and was about to change his sitting position when Mu Guiying finally raised his hand and asked:
"Sir, is the world I live in real history?"
"No, there are no generals of the Yang family in real history. Only Yang Ye and a few children died in the battle on Jinshatan Beach. Soon after, the imperial court followed the generals The Liao Dynasty signed the Chanyuan Agreement, and from then on the two sides would not invade each other. Until a hundred years later, the two courts were rotten to the core and collapsed one after another."
After Li Yu finished speaking, he took a drink of water from his teacup. Wu Song then talked about the invasion of Jin and the humiliation of Jingkang, which made Mu Guiying frown:
"So weak to this extent?"
As expected, everyone who led the troops After hearing this plot, everyone can't help but ask similar questions.
Wu Song has been able to look at historical issues from a modern perspective:
“The Song Dynasty won the country unfairly, and it is normal to have such experiences.”
From bullying orphans and widowed mothers to rising to power, to orphans and widowed mothers being Forced to jump off the cliff, the entire Song Dynasty seemed to be set.
Zhao Kuangyin became the emperor for the first time, and the throne was taken away by his younger brother Zhao Guangyi. It has been passed down to eight generations. After Zhao Guangyi's descendant Zhao Gou became emperor, with the intervention of court officials, the throne was passed to Zhao Kuangyin's lineage, which was also passed down to eight generations.
Such a dynasty composition is popular among patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
After listening to the entire introduction of the Song Dynasty, Mu Guiying said thoughtfully:
"From this point of view, the fall of the Song Dynasty is not unjust... But when I think about having to fight for such a dynasty in the future, I suddenly I don’t want to help anymore.”
If the court is a wise man who works hard, then it is okay to go through life and death.
But what can be saved is that the emperor is protecting a group of evil-doers, and the emperor does not distinguish between loyal and treacherous people.
Tired, destroy it!
Wu Song had already read the entire "The Romance of the Yang Family" and gave Mu Guiying a little suggestion:
"Your appearance indicates that Meng Liang is going to borrow the Dragon Subduing Wood soon. The wood is ready, and when you see Meng Liang, you can slip it to him, and even give him some money to ask him to get out of here and try not to get into trouble with the Yang family."
He doesn't like Meng Liang, so in order to please Mu. When Guiying came out, he actually massacred half of the men, women, and children in Muke Village and burned the entire village. This behavior was simply incomprehensible.
What is even more incomprehensible is that Mu Guiying actually married into the Yang family happily.
If it were to be Wu Song, let alone Meng Liang, even Yang Liulang himself would have to find a way to chop him up. No matter what kind of loyal minister or general you are, if you touch my family, you will die.
"Bang!"
Mu Guiying slapped the table hard:
"Dare to touch someone from my Muke Village? Meng Liang, right? He chopped off his head when he saw him when he came back. ! ”
She has a straightforward temper. When she heard that the people in Muke Village were going to be killed, she decided to strike first.
Although Li Yu felt that doing so would only deepen his bond with the Yang family, he also wanted to try to see if he could end the scenes of some characters early without the time traveler.
He had little impression of Meng Liang, except that he and Jiao Zan were almost inseparable, hence the idiom "Jiao cannot leave Meng, Meng cannot leave Jiao".
The two of them are gag characters in the book, which is a very common setting in classical novels.
For example, in the heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, no matter which version, Wang Bodang and Xie Yingdeng appeared together and played a similar role.
Li Yu took out the three throwing knives from the door, returned two of them to Mu Guiying, and put the other one on the table:
"You throwing knives The quality is too poor. I will find someone to make a new batch for you tomorrow. It should be sharper.”
"Thank you, sir!"
When Mu Guiying heard that the gods were going to give him flying knives, he was overjoyed and quickly clasped his fists in salute.
Li Yu looked at her sword again:
"I'll give you another sword...what weapon did you use for horse fighting?"
"Big Sword" , the little girl uses Xiuluan knife.”
It sounds similar to the Yanyue Knife.
Good guy, Zhang Fei's character and Lao Guan's weapons are combined into a carefree and silly elder sister.
Li Yu calculated the difference in flow speed between the world in the book and the real world:
"Remember to come back three days after you go back, and I will take you to change weapons."
< br>“Thank you sir!”
Mu Guiying was so happy. She originally thought that she would get nothing for offending the gods, but she didn't expect that she would be given a new weapon. This was a gift from the gods, and it would definitely make it easier to kill people.
As soon as he heard that he was going to give him a weapon, Wu Song went back to his room and took an M9 saber and handed it to Mu Guiying:
“This knife is extremely sharp and has many uses. I give it to you as a brother. You did."
Mu Guiying took the knife out of the sheath and tested the blade, with surprise in his eyes:
"Thank you for being so sharp? Brother!”
Diao Chan had no weapons to give, so after thinking about it, she led Mu Guiying back to her room, gave her several sets of underwear, and taught her how to wear them.
When the two came back, Mu Guiying jumped up and down a few times:
“It’s much easier to use than a bellyband, thank you Fairy Diao Chan.”
Diao Chan: “… "
Ah ah ah ah you bandit, why do you have to say this in public!
Mu Guiying didn't stay long, thanked him again, said goodbye and went back.
After she left, Diao Chan approached Li Yu and asked with some fear:
"Sir, if Sister Guiying knows that this is not a place for gods, will she beat her up? Me?”
“Don’t worry, I will protect you.”
After Li Yu finished speaking, it was already past nine o’clock in the evening, and he was going to feed the horse in the backyard with Wu Song. Patrol around.
As the saying goes, horses will not gain weight without night grass. Although the big black horses usually eat well, if they want to be in better shape, they need to add some high-protein feed.
Arrived in the backyard, Wu Song carried a bag of feed and began to pour it into the animal trough.
Several horses neighed with joy, and the big black horse even nuzzled Wu Song with his head, as if to express his gratitude.
Li Yu added some water to the tank and sprinkled some probiotics to prevent diarrhea. Just as he was about to stir it, a horse's neighing suddenly came from the gate of the backyard:
"Xululu——"
The two looked at each other, stopped what they were doing, and hurried to the door. They saw Qin Qiong walking over with the yellow gelding, and the clothes on her shoulders were stained with blood.
"Second brother, what's wrong with you?"
Wu Song took a look and thought Qin Qiong was injured, so he hurried over to ask.
Qin Qiong waved his hand and said with some seriousness:
"Brother Yu accidentally killed the shop owner. The yellow gelding is temporarily fostered here. Please take care of the two wise brothers."
< br>
The plot has indeed come around again.
Li Yu asked:
"How did the second brother accidentally kill me? Can you tell me?"
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There’s one more chapter to go!
(End of this chapter)