Chapter 113 The female man Mu Guiying [asking for a guaranteed monthly ticket]
"The visitor may be Mu Guiying. Are you injured? I will go back now."
Li Yu held the mobile phone When I arrived at the door of the hot pot restaurant, I planned to drive away and take the time to explain to Zhou Ruotong.
In the living room of the B&B, Diao Chan heard this voice full of concern, and her heart suddenly felt more at ease:
"Sister Zhou finally had a hot pot meal, sir, just stay with me, I am Will take care of everything.”
"Are you okay?"
Li Yu was a little worried that this girl was telling lies.
Diao Chan glanced at the closed door of the B&B, her pretty little face was full of calmness:
"Sister-in-law Xiaochen has closed the front and rear doors and fastened the bolts. Outside. A woman who cannot figure out the situation in the courtyard will not dare to climb over the wall and come in... I have already informed Brother Erlang that he is coming quickly. When he arrives, the crisis will be resolved. "
After that, this. The girl said weakly:
"I made this arrangement rashly, sir, please don't blame me."
Li Yu on the other end of the phone was speechless. Didn't you arrange it well? It's too late for me to praise you. How is that possible? Blame.
He calmed down:
"I'll bring you a cup of brown sugar Bobo milk tea later, and you also need 70% sugar, right?"
"Yeah, thank you. Sir! You can have hot pot. With my concubine here, sir will not suffer any loss.”
Li Yu: "..."
Am I afraid of property damage? I'm afraid you'll get hurt.
But it’s not bad to be able to steal half a day’s leisure.
Buy some more snacks and drinks for this girl later to reward the breadwinner of the family.
With Wu Song's speed, he could run down the mountain in no time.
It shouldn't be too difficult for Shuangshang Online's Water Margin to deal with Mu Guiying. Maybe there won't even be a fight, just talk it out.
Thinking of this, Li Yu hung up the phone, returned to his seat and continued eating hot pot.
Zhou Ruotong took chopsticks and put half a plate of meat into the pot:
"What's wrong? Is there something going on at the scenic spot?"
Li Yu put his phone on the dining table:
"It's a small situation, not a big problem."
In the living room of the B&B, Diao Chan hung up the phone and called Wu Song again:
"Brother Erlang, the gentleman said that the woman might be Mu Gui Ying, she is wandering at the front door and throwing a knife at the door. What weapon do you need? Prepare it in advance."
Wu Song's voice came from the receiver mixed with the sound of wind. He should be running quickly. :
"There are two knives hidden on the top of the bookcase. Just take them down and put them in a conspicuous place in the front yard. Don't go out or go upstairs. Wait until I finish taking care of them."
"Okay Brother Erlang, my little sister will go and prepare now."
Hang up the phone, Diao Chan comforted everyone:
"Brother Yu said that the person who came here is a martial arts practitioner, and he was not invited to the last opening ceremony. She is dissatisfied when she comes to perform. Don’t be afraid. Let her apologize later.”
After that, Diao Chan quickly went upstairs, dragged the office chair to the bookshelf, stepped on it, and opened it carefully. In the top grid, two bright long knives can be seen.
“Brother Erlang’s weapons were originally hidden here.”
She carefully took them out, carried the two knives downstairs, and placed them on the stone table in the front yard.
Soon, Wu Song ran in from the backyard like a black lightning. Without saying a word, he picked up the long knife on the stone table, ran to the wall, and jumped over the wall.
There were shouts and curses outside, followed by the sounds of fighting.
Diao Chan listened for a while and felt that Wu Song had the upper hand, so she picked up her mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Li Yu:
"Brother Erlang has solved the problem, sir, you can eat hot pot with peace of mind."
Hey, is that all?
Li Yu wanted to ask about the fight between the two, but Zhou Ruotong was here at the moment, so he had to hold back his curiosity and chatted about the work of Miss Zhou:
"You have discovered such a big beauty A tomb, no awards?”
Zhou Ruotong fished out a piece of fat beef covered with red oil from the pot:
“Yes, but I prefer qualifications to awards. With the improvement, if I encounter a few more large tombs like this, I can lead a team to do archaeological research on my own.”
Although archaeological practitioners seem to be just a group of grave diggers, they also pay attention to qualifications.
Normally speaking, at Zhou Ruotong's age, she could only do odd jobs with big bosses, but she has a strong background and has a lot of historians in her family. Even if she takes the leading role in leading the archaeological project, the resources are sufficient and no one can object.
It is really different to have the support of the whole family... Li Yu envies Zhou Ruotong for having countless resources at such a young age. Relatively speaking, his family is much simpler.
Father Li Jianxin is a designer at the Provincial Design Institute, and he designed the B&B opened by Li Yu.
When Lao Li designed such a courtyard, he originally planned to retire and return to his hometown to enjoy rural life. He had never thought of opening a B&B.
When Li Yu helped him install the computer system, he accidentally saw the renderings and secretly "borrowed" the drawings through his mother Zhang Ping.
Lao Li was sulky for a few days because of this, but it was his son’s business after all, so he helped expand it and transformed the antique rural courtyard into an antique B&B with 20 or 30 rooms.
My mother, Zhang Ping, works in a dental hospital in the provincial capital. She likes to raise flowers and plants. She has disliked the green plants in the yard of the B&B more than once. Unfortunately, it is too far away and she is busy with work, otherwise she would come to help with the care. .
Thinking of his parents who were far away in the provincial capital, Li Yu planned to take the time to go back and have a look, and make some inquiries sideways to see if he could use his connections to help Diao Chan get a household registration.
The old couple have been working and living in the provincial capital for more than 20 years, so they may have some acquaintances in this field.
"The meat is ready, eat it quickly. Why are you absent-minded today?"
Zhou Ruotong used a slotted spoon to take out all the meat from the pot, gave half to Li Yu, and put the rest into his own bowl.
After cleaning the meat, she began to cook her favorite sweet potato chips.
Li Yu put away his thoughts, dipped the meat slices in the oil dish, and then put it into his mouth:
"Leave two slices of sweet potato for me, you showed off last time. Clean, I didn’t take a bite.”
"Who asked you to snatch my meat..."
The two of them have the same eating habits, and the atmosphere of eating is very good, unlike some people who cook meat while others cook vegetables, and others who boil vegetables and cook vermicelli. , anyway, it’s all out of tune.
“Xiaochan stays in the B&B every day, doesn’t he have to go to school?”
Zhou Ruotong feels that Diaochan is at the age of high school, and logically speaking, she should be under a lot of academic pressure, but she lives there leisurely. For a long time.
Li Yu brought out the rhetoric he had prepared long ago:
"She took a break from school for a year due to psychological reasons. The teacher asked her to play more and not think about class, so I took her to a B&B."
Mental health problems among teenagers are becoming more and more serious nowadays. Seriously, it makes sense to use this reason to conceal Diao Chan's identity.
It seems that we need to pay more attention to Xiaochan in the future... Zhou Ruotong held the handmade gluten and began to add it to the pot.
Li Yu took a sip of mountain medicinal juice and continued to chat about archeology.
The meal was over and both of them were full.
After Zhou Ruotong checked out at the front desk, he handed the card in his hand to Li Yu:
"You will pay the bill in the future. I am too busy with work. If you have nothing to do, bring Xiao Chan to try it."
I just said that you are more beautiful than usual today, and I was right... Li Yu took the card readily, planning to bring Diao Chan to experience it tomorrow, and teach her some things to pay attention to when eating hot pot.
There will definitely be an opportunity to eat out together in the future, and Diao Chan must be allowed to adapt in advance to avoid being noticed by Zhou Ruotong.
Farewell to the beautiful lady Zhou, Li Yu turned around, bought some desserts and milk tea, and headed straight to the mountainous area in the western suburbs.
Half an hour later, he parked the car in front of the B&B.
As soon as he got off the car, he saw three dagger-style flying knives nailed to the open door. Wu Song strode over with a herringbone ladder:
"Brother Li, why are you so early?" Back? Didn’t you go to a movie after dinner?”
You know how to date... Li Yu glanced at the flying knife on the door:
“It’s Mu. Guiying? ”
"It was her who was deceived by the younger brother into dismounting with a few words, and then easily subdued."
As expected of Lin Chong and Wu Song on the horse, he managed to defeat the female bandit Mu Guiying so easily.
Li Yu asked:
"Where is the person? In there?"
Wu Song set up the ladder and stepped up:
"My younger brother told her about the rules and settings of the world in the book. Seeing that her armor was covered with dried blood, he was worried about disturbing Sister-in-law Xiuhe and others, so he brought her some braised food and coaxed her to go back first."< br>
As expected of Wu Song, the arrangements were prudent.
Wu Song stood on the ladder and pulled out the throwing knife with all his strength:
"It actually penetrated an inch deeper. This Mu Guiying's throwing knife is really extraordinary."
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Li Yu stood aside and helped him hold the ladder:
"The play says that Mu Guiying is the apprentice of Mother Lishan. She learned all her skills from the gods. Even Yang Zongbao and Yang Liulang were defeated by her. It's normal to have some tricks." Pull out all three flying knives. Coming out, Wu Song came down from the ladder and handed it to Li Yu:
"If Brother Zhao is allowed to create a batch of flying knives, Mu Guiying's flying knife skills will be improved, right?"
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“Of course, after all, the casting level of the Song Dynasty is still far behind modern times.”
Li Yu held the flying knife and looked at it. The shape was very simple, just ordinary. It has the shape of a dagger, with a ring at the end of the handle and a cluster of red tassels hanging on it.
He tried the blade and found that it was much worse than the saber made by Zhao Dahu.
Going into the living room with a throwing knife, Xiaoju and Xiaochen were eating the meat box made by Xiuhe:
"Boss, can you tell me in advance if we have this kind of friend again? I'm scared to death, I thought I had met a bandit, so I almost called the police."
Li Yu gave some of the milk tea desserts he bought to the two of them:
"This is my apology, you divide it. Come on, I’ll give this cup of milk tea to Xiaochan.”
When they came upstairs, Diao Chan, who was studying "The Romance of the Yang Family" seriously, saw Li Yu. She quickly put down the book and swooped over like a bird:
"Sir, you are finally back, concubine. I was almost scared to death.”
After saying that, she couldn’t wait to take the milk tea, put the straw in, and took several sips.
Li Yu: "..."
You don't look like you are frightened at all. Instead, you seem to have been summoned by milk tea.
After taking two sips of milk tea, Diao Chan said:
"It turns out that Mu Guiying is a bandit who dominates the mountain. No wonder he talks so... so barbarically. If I had known that such a person would come to the B&B, I should have done it in advance. Good homework.”
“I will inform you in advance next time this happens.”
Fortunately, today is Monday, there are no guests at the B&B, and Zhao Dahu did not come to eat with the blacksmith team. people went to have a dinner, otherwise such a commotion would definitely be a sensation.
I have to find an opportunity to teach the dog a lesson later so that this situation will not happen again.
The two went downstairs, and Diao Chan took milk tea to the restaurant. Li Yu found Brother Dao in the backyard. He first took out his mobile phone and showed this guy 108 ways to make dog meat, and then said:
"Next time If you keep opening the time and space door like this, I will use you as food to practice."
Brother Dao quickly rubbed his head with an apology in his eyes, and he probably knew that he had caused trouble.
After one person and one dog communicated, Li Yu returned to the front yard.
Wu Song made some dust, wiped the places where the flying knife had hit, filled the gaps, and added some paint.
After doing this, he took two meat boxes and walked up the mountain while eating, planning to take a look at the construction site before it got dark.
Walking into the restaurant, Diao Chan was holding a meat box and munching:
“Sister-in-law Xiuhe’s cooking is great, Brother Yu, do you want to try it?”
Li Yu shook his head and poured himself a cup of tea:
"I just finished eating the hot pot and I can't eat it at all... By the way, your sister Zhou gave me the recharge card of the hot pot restaurant today and asked me to take you there. Taste it.”
"Okay, okay, I haven't eaten hot pot outside yet."
While the two were talking, a woman's loud voice suddenly sounded outside:
"I wasn't ready just now. , can you fight me again?”
Diao Chan said:
“It’s Mu Guiying’s voice, why is this bandit here again?”
Li Yu was speechless as he listened to the loud voices outside. He was truly worthy of being a bandit. Instead of thinking about the difference between the world in the book and the real world, he was eager to come back to find a place.
He stood up and said:
"You go on eating, I'll go take a look."
Out of the restaurant, Li Yu saw a young woman about 1.7 meters tall. Wearing a waist-length underskirt, there is a row of throwing knives on the belt, and a sword in his hand.
She is about seventeen or eighteen years old. She has extremely beautiful appearance, her eyebrows are like sculptures, and her heroic appearance is different from the imagined female bandit.
"Hey! Who are you? Where is that hero who wields two swords? I want to compete with him again. If you are better than me again, you will be killed or beheaded, please do as you wish!"
Li Yu :? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
She looks strangely good-looking, but when she talks, she sounds like Zhang Fei?
Li Yu said patiently:
"He went up the mountain. Why don't you eat something first and listen to my story about you?"
I am already familiar with the routine of receiving administrators. I invite you to dinner first, then tell a story, and by the way talk about the follow-up plot. Isn't this a proper heart-to-heart talk?
Mu Guiying glanced at Li Yu suspiciously:
"Do you want to poison the food? Let me tell you, even if you poison, the leader of this village can kill you before he dies. Kill them all, leaving no one behind!"
Li Yu would have really wanted to try it if he didn't have cyanide in his hands.
Looking at the quicker onset of toxicity, Mu Guiying’s kung fu is better.
He was worried that Xiuhe and others would pay attention, so he pointed to the living room next to him:
"Why don't you go in and have a cup of tea first? I really have something to tell you."
After saying that, he pressed Turning on the switch of the garden headlight, the bright headlight came on, which startled Mu Guiying:
"You actually know magic? No wonder you are so confident."
Li Yu suddenly felt something. The feeling of a scholar meeting a soldier:
"This is not magic, this is technology."
After saying that, he took out his mobile phone, clicked on WeChat, and initiated a video call request to Wu Song.
Soon, the video was connected, and Wu Song’s handsome face appeared on the screen. He was still eating the meat box:
“What’s wrong, Brother Li?”
Li Yu turns the camera:
"Mu Guiying is back again. She wants to fight with you again. Just tell her."
After saying that, he adjusted the camera and pointed the screen at Mu Guiying:
"Here, this is the person who just hit you..."
Mu Guiying observed, her tone full of surprise:
"You can seal this person in In the small box? Can you sell it to me? The leader of the village will take him back and ask him to be the second master.”
Good guy, you have recruited troops to the Water Margin world, right?
Wu Erlang finally escaped the fate of Liangshan rebellion in the Water Margin world, and you actually want to bring him to Muke Village to become a bandit. Isn't this reversing the course of history?
But speaking of it, Wu Song is really popular. This is the fifth offer he has received, right?
Being handsome and good at martial arts certainly has advantages.
Wu Song spoke during the video call:
"Sister Guiying, this is my brother. His ability is a hundred times better than mine. Not only can you be wiped out with a snap of a finger, but even if your master, Mrs. Lishan, comes, you have to kowtow and beg for mercy. Listen to him obediently and wait until I finish my work. If you don’t accept it, you can fight again, and I, Wu Song, will definitely fight to the end!”
Holy shit, Erlang, aren’t you flattering me?
If Mu Guiying comes to me later, don’t forget to bring two bags of fruit to the hospital to see me.
I originally thought that these words would anger the female bandit in Muke Village, but I didn’t expect that she would fall for it instead. She put down the long sword in her hand, clasped her fists with both hands and said to Li Yu:
“Little woman Please don’t blame me for being blind.”
This made Li Yu feel a little embarrassed:
"Why did you suddenly give in?"
"I have never mentioned the name of my master to anyone, and even my father didn't know about it. I don't want you to Everyone knows, is he also a fairy? "
No wonder Jia Xu likes to play tricks, this trick is really effective.
Question Wenhe, understand Wenhe, and become Wenhe.
Li Yu coughed dryly, hung up the WeChat call, and pointed to the door of the living room. Mu Guiying walked over obediently. Before entering the house, he placed the long sword in his hand and the throwing knife on his waist at the door, as if he entered the house without weapons. posture.
This is the attitude of chatting... Li Yu said:
"Take it with you, it is not safe for people to come and go at the door."
He led Mu Guiying went upstairs, and Diao Chan rushed over from the restaurant with two boxes of freshly fried meat. She said with a smile:
"Sister Guiying, are you hungry? Try the food here, I guarantee you will never forget it." Not eaten.”
Mu Guiying sniffed, the aroma was very tempting, but she still didn't dare to eat:
"Who are you?"
"I am Diao Chan from the Three Kingdoms period, and now I am being taken over by my husband. Accepted as a personal maid, has Sister Guiying heard of the name of concubine?"
Mu Guiying has certainly heard of it:
"You are actually the Diao Chan who drove a wedge between Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo? You...why do you look younger than me?”
"Sir, he has extraordinary magic. He cast a beauty-preserving spell on my body."
Li Yu suppressed a smile, feeling that Mu Guiying was going to be deceived into lameness.
However, after Wu Song and Diao Chan interrupted him, he finally found a way to deal with the ancient people, which was to pretend to be gods and ghosts. The more mysterious he said, the more they believed him.
Well, if science and technology are not enough, we must talk about feudal superstition.
With such a mood, he led Mu Guiying to the study room, ready to talk about the contents of "The Romance of the Yang Family"...
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It’s a new month, please give me a guaranteed monthly ticket, brothers!
(End of this chapter)