Chapter 116 Mu Guiying, an expert in house demolition [asking for monthly votes]
“Erlang, you are going to become the security director of the village.”
During dinner, Wu Song just came back from the mountain, Li Yu He told him about his upcoming appointment as an official.
Although he is only a minor official in the village committee with a low income and a lot of trivial matters, it is a good opportunity for Wu Song to integrate.
Maybe in a few years, he will be more local than Li Yu, a local.
As soon as Diao Chan heard this, she quickly congratulated Wu Song:
"Congratulations to brother Erlang on your job!"
As a time traveler, she was looking forward to this kind of acceptance and recognition.
Zhao Dahu scooped a spoonful of roasted eggplant on top of the rice, took a big mouthful of it, and then said:
"What does the security director mean? There are so many chores, if Erlang is willing , I will introduce you to the Anyang Security Office, which is more suitable for you.”
Tsk, here’s the sixth offer.
Sure enough, a talent like Wu Song will never be buried anywhere. He is worthy of being Shi Naian’s biological son.
In the original work of "Water Margin", Wu Song broke his arm and was disheartened by the court, so he decided to become a monk in Liuhe Temple and not return to Kaifeng, Tokyo.
This decision allowed him to live to the age of eighty without any illness or disaster, and even earned the title of Patriarch of the Ching Qing Dynasty.
As for those Liangshan heroes who returned to serve as officials, they were either squeezed out or poisoned. Very few of them died well, which was in sharp contrast to Wu Song, who was leisurely watching the flowers bloom and fall.
Now in modern society, Wu Song doesn't have to be so depressed and can naturally do better.
Hearing Zhao Dahu’s invitation, Wu Song clasped his fists and declined politely:
“I just want to stay here for now, please forgive me, Brother Zhao.”
“I’m serious. To put it bluntly, for me, it’s just a matter of making a phone call. Let me know when you want to go.”
Zhao Dahu took another two mouthfuls of rice and said to Li Yu:
"The flying knife is ready for you. Those red tassels are too troublesome. You can find someone to tie them up yourself. The Xiuluan knife has been carried over for you and is just left on the corridor."
"Thank you, Huzi. "
Li Yu ate a piece of twice-cooked pork with rice. Just when he was about to try Xiuhe's minced tofu, Diao Chan pushed the bowl, stood up and said:
"I'll eat it. You’re full, let’s go skipping later!”
Today she reluctantly told Zhou Ruotong about gaining weight and asked about ways to lose weight. Zhou Ruotong suggested that she skip rope and also bought a skipping rope on a takeaway platform. Hire an errand to take her to the B&B, which moved the little girl so much.
With the mentality of getting things done today, Diao Chan planned to start skipping rope tonight, trying to lose weight a little bit, so as not to be disliked by the visionary brother Yu.
After the girl went out, Zhao Dahu sat next to Li Yu and chatted about the recent gossip.
For example, after Zhang Guoan broke off the engagement, the woman heard that he was now earning tens of thousands a month. She actually wanted to get back together and reduced the bride price by half, but Zhang Guoan ruthlessly refused.
There is also a young man in the security team who is afraid of society. Every time he wears a flying fish suit, he is pestered by tourists to take a photo, and he takes the initiative to apply to patrol the back mountain.
In addition, after the business in the scenic spot improved, several vendors almost got into a fight because their products were similar, and each of them was fined 200 yuan by the Investment Promotion Department.
Even though this guy is a blacksmith, he knows more about the gossip about the scenic spot than the boss Li Yu.
“The couple of tourists today looked like they were not a couple. The man called to say that he was on a business trip, and the woman called to tell her husband not to forget to pick up the children. After hanging up the phone, the two hugged each other at the gate of Longwang Village. Kissing each other, I really wanted to take a photo and post it on the Yinzhou Tieba forum to claim it.”
Listening to Zhao Dahu’s gossip, Li Yu actually ate an extra half bowl of rice and asked with a smile:
“Is this the reason why you are not looking for a partner?”
The bearded man waved his hands when he heard this:
"It's not that I'm not looking for a partner, it's that I haven't met anyone who makes my heart beat. When I was growing a beard, I said that as long as I meet someone who makes my heart beat, I'll immediately shave off my beard and rejoin the world as a secular person."
Hey, it's quite a ritual.
After eating, several people walked out of the restaurant.
Zhao Dahu, holding a cigarette in his mouth, went to the gate to chat with Wu Song.
Li Yu came to the backyard and saw Diao Chan who was skipping rope.
She was wearing a light-colored sportswear, holding a skipping rope with both hands and beating gently.
For someone who has practiced dancing since childhood, skipping rope is really not difficult. In addition, she is beautiful and looks very beautiful, like a masterpiece.
While watching, a figure flashed at the back door, and Mu Guiying walked in with her head tilted.
"Sir? You can actually figure out when I will come?"
Mu Guiying was surprised to see Li Yu.
But Li Yu was even more surprised. He just stood near the back door and watched Diao Chan skipping rope. Who knew Mu Guiying would come at this time.
But he didn't want to explain this misunderstanding and coincidence.
After all, this was how Mu Guiying was fooled. Without the divine filter, this female bandit would not have stabbed herself twice.
"Sister Guiying, are you here? Great, have you eaten?"
Diao Chan ran over like a butterfly to say hello.
Mu Guiying looked at the skipping rope in her hand and asked curiously:
"Fairy Diaochan, are you holding the fairy rope?"
"This is a skipping rope. Through exercise, the body can become stronger." It has coordination and flexibility, and the teacher said it can prolong life."
Li Yu: "..."
Girl, if you keep putting gold on my face like this, sooner or later you will become a god. It will be ripped off.
When Mu Guiying heard that it could prolong life, she also became interested:
“Let me try it, is it like this?”
She took the rope and gently followed the way Diao Chan did just now. Jumping, the rope passed by his feet silently and quickly. This physical quality made Li Yu envious.
The carefree and silly elder sister indeed has her strengths.
"Sister Guiying, you are not wearing a sports bra. Stop jumping for a while, otherwise you will easily strain the chest ligaments."
While chatting with Zhou Ruotong this afternoon, Diao Chan learned a lot about sports-related knowledge, and also learned about the adverse consequences of wearing the wrong underwear.
"What is a sports bra? Do you have one in your room? Can you let me try it on?"
He is truly a man who is used to being a bandit, and his words have the effect of robbery.
Diao Chan said with some embarrassment:
"I only have one, and I am wearing it. I will buy some for you tomorrow, and buy a few more."
Li Yu saw the two of them chatting about underwear and quickly changed the topic:
"Throwing knives, sabers, and broadswords are all ready. You can go to the front and try them out."
One After hearing this, Mu Guiying immediately revealed her true colors, threw the skipping rope to Diao Chan, and walked hurriedly to the front yard.
The weapons given by the gods must be super powerful!
Li Yu and Diao Chan followed her through the living room and saw a long knife placed against the wall under the porch in the front yard. In a small box next to it, there were fifty brand-new throwing knives.
The Xiuluan knife is very beautifully made. The handle is made of red, and the blade is bright and shining with a cold light. You can tell it is very sharp at a glance.
“What a knife!”
When Mu Guiying saw this knife, she couldn’t move her eyes away.
She held the handle of the knife, feeling the weight, and then jumped into the yard, holding the big knife in both hands and dancing like a tiger.
The more she played with it, the more useful the knife became. She couldn't help but let out a loud shout. With strong waist and eyes, she held the handle of the knife and swept it across the entire army with one move.
"Crack!"
The landscape tree planted next to it was cut in half. The blade swept through the holly bush, and a piece of holly was immediately beheaded.
Looking at this scene, Li Yu opened his mouth in distress, not knowing what to say.
In the small square in the front yard, Qin Qiong performed sword skills and Lu Bu performed sword skills, but none of the flowers and plants here were harmed.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Mu Guiying took action, the landscape trees and holly that had managed to survive were destroyed.
"Yeah!"
Diao Chan covered her mouth and watched this scene. She didn't expect Mu Guiying's fighting power to be so strong.
Wu Song, who also heard the commotion, rushed to the yard, looked at the landscape tree that was cut in half, twitched the corner of his mouth, and spit out an old joke from nowhere.
"I'm sorry, sir, I...I seem to have gotten into trouble."
Mu Guiying checked the blade like a baby, and then noticed the mess around him, with half of the landscape lying next to him. The crown of the tree.
If you remove the symbol, you will be in trouble... Li Yu muttered, thinking of his character, he reluctantly made a relaxed expression:
"The origin and fate are all determined. These trees, flowers and plants can bear witness to you. Obtaining the magic weapon can be regarded as a worthy death. "What does it mean to pretend to be fat? This is it.
Obviously I feel heartbroken, but I have to put on a calm expression.
Pretending to be a fairy is so tiring!
"Damn it, was this cut with the Xiuluan knife? It's awesome!"
Zhao Dahu came in with a cigarette in his mouth. When he saw the chopped landscape tree, he spit out the cigarette butt and ran over to check first. He looked at the incision of the landscape tree, then looked at the blade, and laughed:
"The weapon I made is indeed different. Hurry up and post it on WeChat. You all remember to like it!"
< br>With his interruption, Li Yu could no longer maintain his character. He pointed at the flying knife next to him and said:
"Try the flying knife, he helped you build it."
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When Wu Song saw that Mu Guiying was really going to try, he was afraid that she would destroy the entire front yard, so he quickly said:
"Go to the backyard, and I will set up some targets for you to practice on."
When I bought a compound bow last time, I bought some professional archery targets along with it, but because there was no archery instructor at the B&B, I never put them up.
Now that there is a throwing knife shooter, hurry up and fix it before she ruins the B&B.
Zhao Dahu saw a target and happily followed Wu Song to the backyard, to the corner on the side of the viewing platform, volunteered to dig a few pits with a shovel, planted the targets in them, and filled them with rocks. blocks and soil to secure the target in place.
Mu Guiying came over with a flying knife, stood fifty or sixty meters away, raised her hand and flicked it, and a cold light went straight to the target.
“Duo!”
The flying knife hit the target steadily, making everyone stunned.
Firearms or bows and arrows rely on the power of machinery and gunpowder to hit the target, but flying knives rely solely on the power of the human body. It is surprising that they can be thrown so far and with such high accuracy.
He is indeed a disciple taught by gods, his level is very high.
It is said that famous female generals such as Zhong Wuyan and Fan Lihua are also apprentices of Mother Lishan. I wonder if I will have the chance to meet them in the future.
I hope there won’t be a silly big sister’s party.
“Damn, this flying knife is really awesome. One more, I’ll take a short video.”
Zhao Dahu looked at the flying knife on the bullseye and quickly took a photo. Wait a moment Post it to Moments together to show off.
Mu Guiying fired two more flying knives, hitting the bullseye steadily every time, with an accuracy comparable to that of a sharpshooter.
Moreover, her movement of throwing the flying knife was not large, and it even seemed a bit unexpected. This method was definitely a killer weapon on the battlefield, even better than a bow and arrow.
"It's amazing. I still have twenty or thirty throwing knives left today. I'll get them all for you. This technique is so cool. Call me when you go back to the scenic area to perform the throwing knife. I can do it." Free target."
After Zhao Dahu finished shooting the video, he hurried back to get the throwing knife.
Li Yu looked at this guy's back. He didn't even figure out Mu Guiying's identity, so he wanted to be a model for throwing knives. Aren't you afraid that Mu Guiying would miss?
The blacksmith’s thoughts are really not something that ordinary people can guess accurately.
After Zhao Dahu left, Mu Guiying inquired:
"Sir, is this person a close friend of yours?"
"Yes, he is the blacksmith here. Your broadsword, sword and flying knives are all He made it... The sword is upstairs. You can take it back with you later."
After Li Yugang finished speaking, Diao Chan, the little acting expert, came online:
"Sister Guiying. , Sir’s identity is kept secret here, you must not mention it in front of anyone except us...Also, this place needs money to spend, you can bring some gold, silver, jewelry, porcelain and other items from the village in exchange. Sir, I pay attention to fairness. Justice, all things given need to be exchanged.”
Tsk, this wave of divine cooperation is simply flawless.
If Mu Guiying hadn't been there, Li Yu would have really wanted to give Diao Chan a high-five.
Wu Song also added some things that can be exchanged for money in the real world. Mu Guiying nodded repeatedly:
"I was negligent. I will bring more items next time I come here. Exchange with Mr. "
When Zhao Dahu sent the remaining flying knives, Mu Guiying went upstairs and got the sword named "Women", and she was so happy that she almost broke the bookshelf.
After she had made enough noise, Li Yu asked about the changes in the world of Yang Family Mansion:
"Did you stay for three days this time?"
"Yes. It lasted three days, and I came as soon as the time came. I was afraid that my husband would wait too long."
Wu Song was more concerned about the development of the plot:
"Is Meng Liang gone?"
"He hasn't appeared yet. My little sister has been looking around and hasn't heard any movement. However, we have ordered all the passes in Dazhai to be strictly guarded. Once Meng Liang appears, he will be killed without mercy!"
This won't be the case again! Plot change?
Li Yu plans to observe more and let Mu Guiying explore the world of romance more.
After talking about this, he asked Diao Chan to take Mu Guiying back to the room to measure his body data and prepare to buy a batch of new clothes for Mu Guiying.
I don’t know how the subsequent plot will develop. If Mu Guiying finally marries the Yang family, then support some strategic materials to make the Yang family’s fight smoother.
However, these supplies are not given in vain. After all, in the world of romance, the entire imperial court relies on the Yang family to support it. Isn't it too much to plunder some royal artworks and so on?
It's a pity that we can't buy cannons or rockets, otherwise when we attack the Tianmen Formation, they will be covered by artillery fire, which will give Lu Dongbin and Empress Dowager Xiao a little shock of modern military.
Speaking of Lu Dongbin, Li Yu planned to take some time to read novels such as "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea" to find Lu Dongbin's weaknesses and let Mu Guiying deal with him in a targeted manner.
If it were Lu Dongbin in the Eight Immortals World, Li Yu would definitely not dare to have this idea.
But in "The Romance of the Yang Family", Lu Dongbin is not very strong. When he broke through the Tianmen Formation, he was almost captured alive by Mu Guiying. At this level, if the world of Water Margin was released, even Gongsun Sheng would be able to defeat him. Hit him.
"Sir, what does my future husband look like?"
After measuring his body data, Mu Guiying became concerned about Yang Zongbao's appearance.
She may have begun to hesitate whether to marry into the Yang family and work as a cow and horse through life and death. It is not cost-effective and unnecessary to sacrifice the lives of several generations for a poor court.
It’s great to continue to be the king of the mountain. It’s great to come and eat and drink occasionally.
Li Yu glanced at Diao Chan, didn't this little girl say anything to Mu Guiying again?
He opened "The Romance of the Yang Family" and found the passage where Yang Zongbao appeared and said:
"He looks good, but he is several years younger than you. The first time he went to the battlefield, he was scared away by the enemy general. His martial arts skills are also very average. After you got married, you became a marshal and he became a pioneer, and he was jealous of you."
Although Yang Zongbao is Mu Guiying's official concubine, Yang Zongbao is worthy of the title in both the novel and the opera. Not as good as Mu Guiying.
It doesn’t matter if the level is not good, the key is that he still likes to play some insignificant tricks.
For example, when Mu Guiying took charge for the first time, as a pioneer officer, he had been holding back from telling his father Yang Liulang that the coach was Mu Guiying, and then there was a farce of the father-in-law kneeling down to worship his daughter-in-law.
In addition, he did not listen to Mu Guiying's orders and had to lead people to fight the enemy. As a result, he returned in defeat.
She is willful and disobedient, and she is just a bad-tempered little daughter-in-law, which is in sharp contrast to Mu Guiying, who strategizes and enforces orders and prohibitions.
“He’s actually a young boy?”
Mu Guiying frowned, with a little disappointment on his face.
If she hadn't come here, she might still feel good about it, but thinking about her classmates, Lu Bu from the Three Kingdoms, Qin Qiong from the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and even Wu Song, who was born a hundred years later, were also extraordinary and powerful in martial arts.
Compared with such a heroic figure, Yang Zongbao is really not pleasing to the eye.
Seeing that Mu Guiying was not satisfied with Yang Zongbao, Wu Song seriously suggested:
“If sister Guiying doesn’t like Yang Zongbao, she can send someone to send the Dragon Subduing Wood outside, or Directly destroy the two Dragon Subduing Woods and cut off their thoughts. "
Damn, Erlang had a good idea... Li Yu thought about it and felt more and more that destroying the Dragon Subduing Woods was a very clever idea. tricks.
Without the Dragon Subduing Wood in Muke Village, there will naturally be no more entanglements with the Yang family generals.
But such a key prop should not be destroyed, right?
Mu Guiying, a violent maniac, is very good at destroying things:
"Since the brother of the Wu family said so, let me go back and give it a try. The dragon-falling tree is not that big in the village. Use it, destroy it... The girl wants to marry an upright hero, not a young boy."
Her decisive tone made Li Yu even more convinced that when the clothes were being measured just now, Diao Chan. The little girl definitely fanned the flames.
Mu Guiying didn't stay too long. She packed up her sword, then hugged the box with the flying knives and carried the big knife, and happily returned to the world of Yang Family's Romance.
"Xiaochan, what did you just say to Mu Guiying?"
In the study, Li Yu looked at Diaochan who was eating oranges to supplement vitamin C, and asked curiously.
"It's nothing, it's just some girls' compliments... These oranges are so sweet, sir, try them, I peeled them with my own hands."
Li Yu knows this girl Since he refused to tell the truth, he didn't ask any more questions.
Wu Song on the side asked:
"It is said that they would rather demolish ten temples than ruin one marriage. If we destroy Guiying's sister's marriage, will Lishan's mother, the Eight Immortals and others come to kill her?"
(This chapter End)