Chapter 117 Give the gods some color [please vote]
“The gods are so busy, they shouldn’t come to kill them...right?”
Li Yu actually didn’t know for sure. I plan to go back and cook something delicious, have a heart-to-heart talk with Brother Dao, have some indirect communication, and see if the gods in the book can bypass it and come directly.
Normally speaking, the world in the book is opened by Gouzi, and he is the creator of all worlds.
But there are no absolutes. After all, the gods in the book also have many believers in the real world. If they sneak into the real world and try to circumvent them, they will be passive.
Just in case, why don't you offer Sanqing at the B&B?
"Sir, please try the orange, it's delicious."
Diao Chan pinched a piece of orange and fed it to Li Yu, then said to herself:
" It is said that Pangu created the world. In the future, if you have the opportunity, you can find someone to paint a picture of Pangu creating the world and hang it in a B&B. Let’s see who dares to do it the same way?”
Eh?
This is a good idea!
According to the setting of the ancient novel, after Pangu created the world, his body turned into all things in the universe, his spirit turned into ancestor Hongjun, and then there were thousands of gods.
Since we are going to stay in a B&B, we naturally have to choose the one at the top of the food chain to give the gods in the book some color.
Li Yu chewed the cool orange and suddenly felt refreshed and his mind broadened. He took his mobile phone and sent a message to Zhou Ruotong:
"Have you slept? I want to ask you to do me a favor.”
Soon, Miss Zhou replied:
"What's wrong? If you want to find me, forget it. I'm looking up information. I can't chat with you until I'm done."
"No. I want to ask you for a favor. I want a piece of Chinese painting called Pangu to open up the world to hang in the B&B. Do you know a painter in this field? As long as the painting is good, money is not a problem. "
Guanlan. In Mingshu Community, Zhou Ruotong was sitting at his desk studying Chinese calligraphy by himself. His head was covered with black lines.
This guy, why do you think he is always out?
She replied:
"The famous painters in China can talk to each other. Why do you suddenly want to paint?"
Li Yu said haha:
“I just felt that when doing business in the mountains, I was afraid of offending the mountain gods, so I hung a painting of the creation of heaven and earth to calm it down, and there is a small nave in the living room. The painting of creation of heaven and earth is so impressive.”
< br>You stinky guy, you were definitely a naughty little cat in your last life... Zhou Ruotong was speechless, but he still replied:
"I'll ask for you tomorrow, but there's no guarantee of results. Famous painters have very bad tempers, and they may not be able to paint even if they're paid. Just be mentally prepared."
"Excuse me, Ruotong. , If you don’t agree, I will think of another way.”
After replying to the message, Li Yu ate another piece of orange.
Diao Chan next to me asked curiously:
"Who are you chatting with, sir?"
"Sister Zhou, you want her to help find a painter."
Wu Song, who was sitting in front of the computer and watching hot news, asked:
"What about the painters in ancient times? The Sui, Tang, and Song Dynasties all If you make friends with a painter, it shouldn't be a problem to ask for a painting."
Li Yu just thought of this, but finally decided to find a painter from the real world:
"The world in the book. If the dimension is too low, the painting may not be effective, not to mention suppressing the gods, so it is better to find a painter from the real world with higher dimensions.”
Just as he was talking, Zhou Ruotong sent back another message:
"Don't be so polite. Your business is good now, so run it well and don't be half-hearted."
"Yeah, I understand. "
Seeing the message from Li Yuhui, Zhou Ruotong raised his fair and slender fingers and flicked the Crayon Shin-chan pendant next to him:
"Every day, I am getting into trouble. ~~”
After saying that, she picked up her phone again and sent a message to a WeChat friend named Zhou Binghou:
"Fourth Uncle, I want a Chinese painting about Pangu opening up the world. Can you find a famous artist to paint one?" It’s not free of charge, it’s paid.”
Zhou Ruotong’s fourth uncle, Zhou Binghou, is an expert in Ming history. However, in recent years, some people have taken up painting and often discussed painting techniques with contemporary mainstream painters. There are quite a lot of connections in the art world.
If the fourth uncle can't do it, he will have to ask the uncle to come forward and find the dean of the Central Academy of Fine Arts... Zhou Ruotong was thinking secretly when Zhou Binghou replied:
"My eldest niece finally remembered me. Is this uncle? There’s nothing wrong with the painting, but the theme of Pangu opening up the world is quite big. Can you change it?”
The bargaining started again... Zhou Ruotong knew the character of his fourth uncle very well and directly made the conditions:
"I want Pangu to open up the world. I don't want any other paintings. You have to find someone to paint them. I'm eighteen years old." On your birthday, I will give you the blue and white lion playing ball pattern bowl from the Chenghua period that my grandpa gave you."
The value of porcelain from the Chenghua period has always been very high, and this is also my uncle's favorite utensil.
Sure enough, seeing this condition, Zhou Binghou did not hesitate and said directly:
"Eldest niece, tell me the size you want. I will go to those people overnight with my bedding. In the master’s house, I won’t leave until I draw it!”
He must be the fourth uncle, who doesn't care about the professor's face at all, and is extremely proficient in his kung fu.
Zhou Ruotong joked in his mind and recalled the wall of the living room of the B&B:
"It is over eight feet tall and is used as a nave. The living room is a bit big, so don't paint it too stingy."
"It's OK, fourth uncle is going to take action, just watch it, my eldest niece!"
After confirming this matter, Zhou Ruotong put down the phone, flicked the Crayon Shin-chan hanging in front of the desk, and continued Learned the Jin Dynasty characters.
In the study room, Li Yu finished eating the orange, wiped his hands with a wet tissue, turned on another computer, printed a second-grade elementary school math test paper for Diao Chan, then put on headphones and started playing games.
Diao Chan sat in front of the desk, pouting, her delicate little face slumped:
“I worked so hard to peel oranges, but what I got in return were math test papers. I set the exam time... Mr. Bad, I will never peel fruit for you to eat again.”
Although she can do simple calculations, she is still a little confused about the roundabout math questions. Clear your mind.
While thinking about it, Li Yu couldn't help but take off his earphones:
"Next time you nag me, can you wait until I enter the game?"
Diao Chan stuck out her tongue and said with a smile:
"People are just talking nonsense... By the way. Sir, the durian that Sister Zhou bought for me will arrive tomorrow. Is it really delicious? I read online that it smells bad.”
“People who don’t like it will find it smelly, but those who like it will love it. No, you will know after you try it tomorrow. Hurry up and do the questions. If you get less than sixty points, your share of durian will be mine."
"Oh..."
Diao Chan took a deep breath and started to do the questions.
Wu Song browsed the web for a while and began to check the scope of work of the security director on the Internet. He also searched for the deeds of the commended security directors, obviously wanting to make some achievements.
With so much hard work, it’s no wonder it’s so popular and has a lot of titles.
At nine thirty in the evening, the exam time ends.
Li Yu looked carefully at the test paper Diao Chan handed over and actually got eighty-six points.
"I don't understand these test questions and the answers at the end. I don't understand what they mean. Sir, can you please not deduct points?"
Wu Song wrote the same paper last time and got 95 points. Results, now that she sees her own results, a certain little girl plans to act coquettishly and increase her scores.
Below ninety points, I feel like I can’t hold my head up in front of everyone.
I have taught you all this... Li Yu said:
"Read more questions and review more questions, especially the big questions at the end. Put the numbers out and add and subtract them as required. You can figure it out.”
Diao Chan thought about it carefully and felt that this question was really not difficult.
She picked up the pen, wrote some calculations, and calculated the question again, and it was exactly the same as the correct answer.
"It's awesome. I'll eat the durian tomorrow for you."
Li Yu taught her math problems for a while and continued teaching her until about ten o'clock, then announced the end of the evening self-study.
"Sir, when you and Brother Erlang get up for a run tomorrow morning, can you knock on my door? I want to get up and jump rope to exercise."
"Okay, no problem."
Diao Chan returned to the room, washed up first, put on her cute little dinosaur one-piece pajamas, sat at the desk and studied for a while, and then went to bed.
After getting up at 6:30 the next morning, Li Yu walked to the door of 201 and knocked lightly:
"Xiaochan, wake up."
"Oh...get up now!"
After hearing the response, Li Yu and Wu Song went downstairs together, met Zhao Dahu, and ran along the mountain road. When they came back, Diao Chan had already jumped five sets of ropes in the yard.
"I feel so comfortable after exercising in the morning. I'm not tired at all. No wonder you guys run every day."
This girl didn't have time to comb her hair today, so she simply tied it into a ponytail, but the simpler it is The more casual it is, the more it can reflect the natural beauty.
Li Yu looked at the counter on her skipping rope:
"In addition to skipping, you can also play badminton with everyone. That not only exercises your body, but also your coordination and reaction skills." "Okay, let Sister-in-law Xiuhe teach me later."
Today is the day when Wu Song joins the Shitouzhai Village Committee. Wang Shengli came early in the morning, talking about some things that needed attention, and didn't even stop for breakfast.
The fried cabbage wedges and fried fried cakes we had this morning, both sweet and salty fried items, were paired with taro, pumpkin and chestnut porridge, as well as various homemade side dishes. Everyone had a great time.
After dinner, Wu Song rode an electric tricycle with Wang Shengli to attend the meeting held by the village committee. Diao Chan practiced badminton for a while and went upstairs to continue studying.
On the way to the scenic spot, Li Yu received a call from Zhou Ruotong:
"My fourth uncle helped find a painter. He will start work on this painting in the near future. It will be delivered to you in a month at most. It won't delay your use, right?"
"No delay, no delay, how much will it cost?"< br>
Li Yu parked the car on the side of the road and asked about the cost.
"No need to pay. I gave my fourth uncle a blue and white porcelain bowl from the Chenghua period, which is enough to pay for it."
Blue and white porcelain from the Chenghua period is not cheap, right?
Li Yu remembers that there has always been a saying in porcelain that "the Ming Dynasty looks at Chenghua and the Qing Dynasty looks at Yongzheng". During these two periods, the political situation was stable, the economy was developed, and the quality of porcelain was also higher, setting new highs repeatedly at auctions.
I didn’t expect Zhou Ruotong to pay such a high price for his paintings, which made Li Yu a little embarrassed:
“I will compensate you later, so I can’t let you suffer.”
I have been shopping for a lot of things recently, including the bag of gold jewelry shells Qin Qiong brought and the headdress given by Diao Chan. You can choose one or two pieces for Zhou Ruotong.
I have helped so much, so I have to thank you very much.
Zhou Ruotong said in a confirming tone:
"My guess is correct, you do still have cultural relics in your hand."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You paid for a blue and white porcelain bowl that can be sold for tens of millions, just to make a nest and catch me?
He said vaguely:
"They are all worthless junk. I will choose two pieces to send to you later. As for what you do with them, it has nothing to do with me."
Although all the cultural relics were sold through Zhou Ruotong, But those were all sold to museums through her, and now it is the first time they are given to Zhou Ruotong himself, so there are some differences.
Zhou Ruotong joked:
“Are you worried that I will be caught and confessed to you?”
Li Yu is more stubborn:
"I'm afraid you'll be caught and won't be able to eat the food I cooked... Bah, bah, bah, you said some unlucky words so early in the morning. You go to work quickly. I'm going to the scenic spot too."
hang I disconnected the phone, walked around the scenic spot, and then went to the monitoring room to check on Zhang Guoan.
This guy has been busy recently, and he didn’t have time to go to the B&B for dinner several times.
When leaving the monitoring room, Li Yu said:
"You can go and have big bones at the B&B in the evening. Let's all have fun together. Don't worry, Brother Dao won't chase you."
"Okay, I'll arrange the work in advance and go to try your craftsmanship after get off work."
Farewell to Zhang Guoan, Li Yu went to chat with Lao Feng from the marketing department for a while.
“Our scenic spot has had a good start. Many people are still discussing the performance on the opening day. Boss, can you let those people perform again? It’s so attractive.”
I am a Duke and General, how can I have this time... Li Yu said:
"We all have our own jobs. I will coordinate them later and see if I can make time during the New Year's Day holiday."< br>
"Okay, if we can coordinate it, I will directly promote it online. The scenic spot will definitely be more popular by then!"
Leaving the scenic spot, Li Yu went to the inn to get the fruits Zhou Ruotong bought for Diao Chan.
Four Musang King durians, two jackfruits, a bag of mangosteens transported by liquid nitrogen, as well as custard apples, lotus root, pineapples and other tropical fruits.
He carried all the fruits to the car and returned to the B&B.
"Xiaochan, your fruit has arrived, you can come down and have a taste."
Li Yu peeled the durian out. The pulp tasted very good and tasted like ice cream. It was ice cold and very enjoyable.
Diao Chan was not used to the taste at first, but after two bites, she became addicted.
“This tastes like cream cake. It’s so delicious. I want to take a photo and send it to Sister Zhou. It costs her money every time. I’m so embarrassed.”
Peel all the durians. After coming out, Li Yu asked Xiuhe, Xiaoju and the others to taste it too.
Jackfruit needs to be rested for a while before it tastes good, so I won’t open it for now. Today I will focus on fruits such as sugar apples. Eat them early to avoid spoiling them later.
"Sister Zhou, you are so kind to me, I want to give you a gift."
Diao Chan is not a stingy person, especially since Zhou Ruotong is so kind, so he immediately decided to give her a hairpin.
Sister Zhou would definitely be very beautiful if her hair was tied up... Diao Chan imagines Zhou Ruotong with her hair tied up and covered with headdresses. Coupled with her cool and cold expression, she is definitely a super beauty.
At the archaeological team station, Zhou Ruotong burst out laughing when he saw the news.
Li Yugang said in the morning that he would give gifts, but he didn't expect that Xiao Chan would also give them. The brother and sister actually got along quite well.
She replied:
"No need for gifts, I don't lack anything. Tell me when you've finished eating those fruits, and I'll buy them for you."
"Thank you, Sister Zhou!"
< br>Li Yu ate a piece of durian, went upstairs to his room, locked the door, opened the cabinet, and took out all the cultural relics he had recently received.
Forget about the gold bricks from the Sui Dynasty and the gold cakes from the Three Kingdoms. They are not suitable for giving as gifts. You can still sell them through Jin Mantang later.
As for the jade unicorn sent by Shan Xiongxin, this one is too eye-catching, and the price is hard to estimate. It might even scare Zhou Ruotong, so he should look at something else.
He opened the small bag that Diao Chan had given him on the day he arrived. There were some jewelry and gold horseshoes and gold toes in it.
The so-called lin-toed gold is made of gold to look like animal feet, like cat paws. It looks inexplicably cute.
The last thing to open was the large bag of gold and jewelry shells given by Qin Qiong. These were all robbed by various gangs, and the items were very miscellaneous.
There are necklaces of various shapes and colors, as well as small odds and ends such as gold leaves, as well as Buddhist beads, embroidery, jade, jade pendants, etc.
Li Yu searched for a long time and found a fist-sized jade bowl, which he thought was pretty good.
He couldn't estimate the price and didn't understand the market, but the jade bowl looked very comfortable and the patterns carved on it were quite complicated. It should be worth a lot of money.
Zhou Ruotong paid the painter's fee with a Chenghua blue and white porcelain bowl, which was just the right time to give her a jade bowl so that she would always have a job in her hands.
In addition to the jade bowl, Li Yu also planned to give away the white porcelain bottle Qin Qiong brought.
Anyway, she had already guessed the existence of the white porcelain bottle last time, so there was no need to tuck it away anymore and just send it out together.
After confirming the two gifts, Li Yu took a foam box, carefully put the jade bowl in, and put some sponges to secure it, planning to give it to Zhou Ruotong when he was home.
It is almost noon to put all the remaining cultural relics into the cabinet again.
He locked the cabinet door, left the room, and prepared to go to the kitchen to help.
At five o'clock in the afternoon, Wu Song came back on an electric tricycle. He was still a little confused after officially becoming the village security director, because today he not only got familiar with the work in the village, but also went to the police station to hold a mobilization meeting to arrest the tomb robbers. .
The Han Tomb theft case has not made much progress, but it has been confirmed that the group of tomb robbers has not left Yinzhou. The police station requires the security directors of each village to take action to find clues as soon as possible and arrest the tomb robbers as soon as possible.
"I really didn't expect the job of the security director to be so complicated. Brother Li, can I do this?"
Li Yu thought of how Wu Song transformed from a second-rate boy despised by everyone in Chaijiazhuang to the capital of Yanggu County. , said with a smile:
"If you can be a good captain of a county, you can definitely be a good security director. There is a first time, so just do it with confidence."
Wu Song He nodded and planned to give it a try.
Not long after, Zhang Guoan and Zhao Dahu came to have dinner. Li Yu looked at the big bones stewed in the pot. It would take a while. As he was about to go to the backyard to add some feed to the horse, he heard the sound of the back door. Lu Bu's scolding came from the direction:
"You woman, why are you squeezing me?"
Then came Mu Guiying's voice:
"You are so blind that you stepped on my aunt's shoes, knowing that my aunt has many shoes. Is it expensive?”
Li Yu: “…”
How did these two smart people come together?
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