Chapter 119 Mu Guiying: I can punch a child [please vote]
“How about I help you kidnap...find one?”
When Lu Bu heard Wu Song’s idea, he just When I talked about kidnapping someone from the Three Kingdoms, I thought that Zhao Dahu and Zhang Guoan were also there, so I quickly changed the subject and changed the topic from kidnapping to searching.
“Brother, don’t bother, just let everything happen.”
Wu Song knew very well where Lu Bu would look for him, so he quickly refused. Since he wanted to integrate into this society, he naturally didn’t want to find someone from ancient times, but I want to find a beautiful woman from modern society.
But in the end, it all depends on fate. If you don’t have fate, you can’t force it.
Zhao Dahu looked at Lu Bu in surprise and asked:
"Big man, do you still have such resources? Can you introduce one to my brother? He is now the security manager of the scenic spot and has just broken off the engagement. , now is the window period."
Lu Bu calculated for a while like a half-fairy, and patted Zhang Guoan on the shoulder:
"This brother's marriage cannot be rushed, in three years. Inside, you will definitely embrace the beauty.”
Well, let’s give a person hope first. If it doesn’t come true in three years, then there will be another three-year period. Anyway, it’s just postponed. I don’t believe that he, a Feiyu clothing manager who has been hanging out in scenic spots all year round, can’t find a suitable partner.
Zhang Guoan said with a smile:
"Thank you, brother. If we are really destined to be a good match, I will definitely treat you to a big drink when I get married."
"Haha, easy to say, easy to say, Who among us brothers is following whom?"
Lü Bu laughed casually, waited for Zhang Guoan to say goodbye, and said to Wu Song:
"I thought brother Xian and sister Gui Ying were from the same dynasty and would have a good relationship."
Wu Song shook his head with a smile:
"My brother only thinks of her as a noisy girl. It’s just that such a straightforward person ended up bearing the fate of his family and country. It’s really a pity that he doesn’t behave innocently after getting married.”
“Yes, this girl has an upright personality and doesn’t hide her secrets. , Brother Wei also felt it was a pity.”
The two sat at the door chatting for a while, and then returned upstairs to see how the video was edited.
Before she even entered the study room, she heard Mu Guiying slapping the table and angrily saying incompetently:
"What is a math problem? Why did Fairy Diao Chan ask the village leader to learn this? It's such a headache, I'd rather go there Robbing ten villages, I don’t want to look at these troublesome math problems again!”
Wu Song felt happy, this must be Diao Chan trying to find balance with Mu Guiying.
This little girl is so naughty.
When I came to the study room, I saw Mu Guiying answering a set of first-grade mathematics test papers. The difficulty of this set of test papers was quite low, and they were thoughtfully converted into traditional Chinese characters. It was said to be not difficult.
But at this time, she was hovering on the edge of going berserk:
"A bus, two children got on at the first stop, and three children got off; at the second stop, a child got off, and two children got on... This What the hell, grandma, I’ll punch each kid and tell them all to get off the bus... What is a bus?”
Diao Chan was holding her stomach and laughing non-stop.
Back, my confidence is finally back!
If I weren't worried about being spanked by Sister Guiying, I would really want to get up and do a dance to celebrate.
Seeing Wu Song, Mu Guiying quickly asked:
"Brother Wu family, have you also studied this kind of math problem?"
Wu Song's face showed the reserve of a top student:< br>
“After confirming to stay in the real world, Brother Li gave me a set of math test papers for me to do. It only took more than half an hour, and I got a mere 100 points... This kind of lower-grade math questions is relatively It’s easy, and it’s more difficult in the upper grades.”
Wu Song has now started learning multiplication and division. Not only is he several grades ahead of Mu Guiying, but Diao Chan, the monitor, is also at least three semesters behind.
The life of a top student is so boring and boring.
What the hell, let me, the smart one, take a look... Seeing that Mu Guiying was frustrated, Lu Bu couldn't help but get closer and said:
"What question is Xianmei writing? Brother Rang Wei Try it."
Five minutes later...
"What kind of messy question is this? Dear brother, are you printing this kind of paper to entertain me?"
The two smart people came together, and the more they read these words, the more they looked like tadpoles. They even felt like falling asleep, which was in sharp contrast to the enthusiasm they had just learned to fly knives in the backyard.
Li Yu was editing the video. When he heard this, he turned his face and said:
"When you lead troops to fight, you should learn basic mathematics and then become familiar with overall planning. It will be good for you."< br>
There were too many factors to consider in ancient wars.
For example, for an army of 100,000, how many pots, cauldrons, tents to build, how many toilet pits to dig, how much food to prepare, how many vehicles to transport the food, etc. all need to be considered.
Although the counselors who accompany the army can also do this, they are far less conducive to controlling the army than mastering it yourself.
A good general can command an army of hundreds of thousands with ease, from the flanks of the front army to small squads of scouts, all arranged in an orderly manner.
When Lu Bu heard this, he stopped mumbling, but clapped his fingers and started calculating seriously.
For someone like him who leads troops all year round, simple calculations are definitely no problem, but these mathematical problems are a bit strange and difficult in a modern context.
This is why he and Mu Guiying became more and more irritable.
If the topic were changed to plundering foreign camps, the enthusiasm of these two people would be greatly improved.
Seeing Li Yu speak, Diao Chan stopped being naughty. Instead, she came downstairs, took out the leftover durian from the refrigerator in the morning, washed some other fruits, and brought them upstairs. .
“Try the fruits that my sister Zhou bought. They can only be grown in hot areas in the south.”
After durian is frozen, the texture is almost the same as ice cream. Mu Guiying took a bite and was... I couldn't help but put a whole piece into my mouth, and almost ate it with the core:
"This thing is very beautiful, just like eating meat. Can you give me two? I want to dedicate it to my master." Taste it.”
Oh, you are quite filial. No wonder Old Mother Lishan dotes on you so much... Li Yuzheng wanted to build a good relationship with Old Mother Lishan, so he quickly said:
"I'll go to the supermarket to buy some tomorrow, buy more, you guys Take them all back to try.”
As soon as Diao Chan heard about shopping, her shopping gene was immediately activated:
“Sir, can I follow you?”
"Of course, you can choose some snacks and drinks. The cold air is coming again. If it snows heavily, you may not be able to go down the mountain for several days, so you have to stock up on supplies."
"That concubine is going to buy a lot of stuff tomorrow to fill up my room!"
Are you a hamster... Li Yu looked at Mu Guiying:
"Do the clothes and shoes match? Does it fit? If it’s ok, I’ll buy you a few more sets. Modern clothes are more convenient and cheaper than the clothes you had at that time.” Buy more? I..."
Before she finished speaking, she was patted by Diao Chan:
"How can girls discuss this openly? Just tell me if you want, and my little sister will buy it for you."
Mu Guiying still acted in a straightforward manner:
"Haha, that would be great. Buy me at least ten pieces. If you don't, I'm afraid I won't be able to do it if it's cloudy and rainy."
I asked you to stop talking and said, communicate with the bandits. It's really difficult... Diao Chan stroked her forehead, not knowing what to say.
Li Yu felt that now should be a rare happy time for Mu Guiying. When she married into the Yang family, she would lose a moment of freedom and peace. Even if she was about to give birth, she was ordered by Yang Liulang to go into battle. Finally, in The two armies gave birth in front of the formation.
How embarrassing is this scene for a woman?
But no one cares about the men and women of the Yang family. In their eyes, even if they die for the glory of the Yang family, even death is not considered a contribution to the Yang family.
Li Yu shuddered a little when he thought of such a foolish and loyal family.
Although the Yang family is great and worthy of praise, he is deeply unwilling to let a silly sister with a careless personality marry into such a family.
There is no way, Gouzi chose Mu Guiying as the administrator. As the owner of the B&B, he naturally has to consider the administrator.
As for the Yang family, just let them carry the glory and continue to be great. As long as they don't drag Mu Guiying into the water, they can even provide a small amount of support.
Thinking of this, Li Yu confirmed to Mu Guiying:
"Is the Dragon Subduing Tree destroyed?"
"It was destroyed, but the back mountain grew again. Two trees came out.”
Damn, the rules of this world are pretty rogue.
Li Yu said:
“You can cut it off and send it directly to the Yang family’s camp. Just say that some gods figured out that the Yang family was in trouble and came to help. Send the things there and then evacuate. Don’t follow Yang. The family is involved. "
The Dragon Subduing Wood cannot be destroyed, so we can only find a way to use it.
One can be sent to the Yang family camp, and the other can even be given to Yang Wulang, asking him to find other reasons to refuse, and don't make trouble with Muke Village. "Also, act coquettishly to your master, tell her that you don't want to marry into the Yang family, and you don't want to have anything to do with their family. Intervene from a fairy level."
This girl can think of her master when she eats durian. She must have a secret method to communicate with Lishan's mother.
No matter what, let’s find a way to ruin the plot first.
Lu Bu was fascinated when he heard this:
"It's a pity that there are no gods in the Three Kingdoms world, otherwise I would have contacted you."
Comparison of the gods and demons in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" There are few, and the most powerful ones are only a few people such as Zhang Jiao, the leader of the Yellow Turban Army, and Yu Ji, all of whom are outsiders who practice Taoism.
On the contrary, there are many masters in "Water Margin".
It goes without saying that Gongsun Sheng, the royal plug-in of Liangshan, was so easy to use to attack cities, seize territory, break formations and kill enemies that the author had to make him invisible at every turn, otherwise the plot would not progress.
Gongsun Sheng’s master Luo Zhenren, according to the level of cultivation, is at least the Earth Immortal level.
In addition, Elder Zhizhen on Wutai Mountain who could see through Lu Zhishen's fate, the Celestial Master on Longhu Mountain, etc. are also of high level. If they go crazy, ordinary little gods may have to retreat.
After listening to Li Yu's arrangement, Mu Guiying was no longer in the mood to eat fruit. She threw ten throwing knives to Lu Bu, took the clothes prepared for her, and hurriedly said goodbye and left.
After she left, Li Yu edited the video properly and copied it to Lu Bu's mobile phone. This guy also returned to the world of the Three Kingdoms with a flying knife, preparing to practice a wave of flying knife skills before the war started.
Diao Chan looked through "The Romance of the Yang Family" and asked with some worry:
"Sir, if Sister Guiying does not marry into the Yang family, will the Tianmen Formation be unable to be broken? "
Li Yu said with a smile:
"How is it possible that Han Zhongli will still pass down the Heavenly Book of Breaking the Formation? Besides, even if there is no Heavenly Book, it is easy to deal with Lu Dongbin in this world, just go to the funeral. The shop made a thousand paper figurines, wrote Bai Mudan’s name on them, and placed them in front of the formation. I don’t believe that Lu Dongbin can continue to remain calm.”
Wu Song also studied this book very deeply. He said:
"The book says that Guiying's sister gave birth to a baby before the battle, and her blood rushed into the battle, causing Lu Dongbin to lose all his magic power... You can collect some pig and dog blood and use it The high-pressure water cannon hitting the formation will have a similar effect."
Wow, Erlang, you actually thought of such a method. It seems that you have a lot of objections to Lu Dongbin.
Think about it, the dignified gods of the Han people actually went to help the Khitan people to fight the Han people. Such traitorous behavior will have to be permanently nailed to the pillar of shame and despised by all people.
After talking about this, Diao Chan and Wu Song started studying separately.
Li Yu made an appointment with Zhou Ruotong to meet tomorrow, played games for a while, and then went back to the room to rest.
The next morning, he took the white porcelain vase and jade bowl to the car, drove Diao Chan to Guanlan Mingshu Community, and parked the car in Zhou Ruotong's parking space.
“Wow, that little car next to me looks so cute.”
“That’s your sister Zhou’s toy. She looks like a cold lady, but she loves to play at heart.”
Li Yu held the box containing the jade bowl in one hand and the Sui Dynasty white porcelain bottle in the other. He came to the elevator entrance. Just as he was about to press the door, the elevator opened. Zhou Ruotong, wearing pink slippers with his hands in his pockets, appeared in front of the two of them.
"What bad things are you saying about me again?"
Diao Chan trotted over quickly and took Zhou Ruotong's hand:
"You didn't say anything bad about Sister Zhou. Brother Yu praised you and said something about you. She is the most beautiful girl he has ever seen."
Zhou Ruotong glanced at Li Yu, and just as he was about to make a joke, his attention was attracted by the white porcelain bottle:
"I will. He said that you suddenly asked about the price of white porcelain in the Sui Dynasty, and there was indeed something wrong.”
Li Yu smiled and said nothing, took the elevator upstairs and put on a pair of blue cotton slippers.
Zhou Ruotong brought Diao Chan a pair of warm yellow velvet slippers from the shoe cabinet. They were the same style as her pink slippers. It seemed that she had already planned to invite Diao Chan as a guest.
Enter the room, Li Yu put down the porcelain bottle and box, and said to Zhou Ruotong:
"There is nothing this time, I brought it all to you."
Zhou Ruotong Of course she didn't believe it, but she didn't expose it either. She held the white porcelain bottle and looked at it for a while, then said seriously:
"This white porcelain vase is good and of great research value."
Then she opened the box again and saw the jade bowl prepared by Li Yu.
This bowl is not big, but its workmanship is exquisite, especially the mouth of the bowl is inlaid with a ring of gold. It looks golden, very similar to the gold buckle jade bowl in the National Museum.
Zhou Ruotong looked at Li Yu. Just when he was about to say that this bowl was too expensive, Li Yu said:
"Don't ask me where it came from, and don't tell me the price. These two things Once it’s delivered to you, I won’t ask any more questions, and don’t tell me too much.”
If it's too expensive, I'll feel bad, if it's too cheap, I'll feel guilty, but it's better to just keep things separate.
You don’t even know that you have suffered a loss, just like a fool... Zhou Ruotong muttered a few words in his heart, said no more, and locked the jade bowl and porcelain bottle into the safe.
When Li Yu was sitting on the sofa, preparing to experience the 100-inch TV in the living room, Diao Chan sneakily came to Zhou Ruotong and secretly handed her a hairpin:
"Zhou Sister, this is my gift to you. I hope you won’t dislike it... Just like Brother Yu, don’t ask where it came from or the price.”
Zhou Ruotong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Are you two brothers and sisters planning to flee the country?
Why are you talking like this?
She didn't pay much attention to the hairpin at first, but after listening to Diao Chan's words, she held it in her hand and looked at it carefully, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart:
This style...is it Han Dynasty jewelry?
Oh my god, what day is it today? Is there a big delivery of cultural relics?
She glanced at Li Yu who was studying the TV. This stinky guy just said that there were no cultural relics. In less than two minutes, he was slapped in the face by his cousin. Can't you two confess?
"Okay, I won't ask. Thank you for your gift. I will keep it forever."
In the past, when encountering cultural relics, Zhou Ruotong would start by studying their value, but today, she didn't want to Thinking about this, I just want to treasure the gift from this brother and sister for the rest of my life.
Putting the hairpin into the safe again, Zhou Ruotong said to Li Yu:
"Stop watching TV and go find a place to eat. I have to go to the royal tomb site in the afternoon. , can’t delay.”
"Okay, hot pot or something else?"
Zhou Ruotong is not interested in what to eat, he just wants to study this smelly cat who takes out cultural relics from time to time.
But I think I have something to do in the afternoon, so I might as well have hot pot.
Just like that, the three of them arrived at the hot pot restaurant. The waiter who had imagined more than a hundred episodes of bloody plots yesterday was numb.
The day before yesterday was a date, yesterday was an affair, so what is going on today?
Just because you're handsome, you can do whatever you want?
The three of them ordered dishes and had a lively hot pot meal. After the meal, Zhou Ruotong did not go upstairs again, but drove her Land Rover Defender directly out of the community and headed to Wangling Heritage Park.
Li Yu drove Diao Chan to the largest supermarket in Yinzhou, preparing to make a purchase.
"Brother Yu, what is this cart for?"
"Shopping cart, let's push one each and buy more."
"Okay!"
The two chose a bunch of durians first, and bought a lot of fresh fruits, as well as various snacks, such as seaweed, potato chips, shrimp crackers, pistachios, etc. Li Yu was still alive Xian District picked two Qingjiang fish and planned to grill them for dinner at night.
At first I thought two shopping carts would be enough, but in the end I bought more and more, and finally bought four shopping carts.
After loading all the food and drinks into the car, the two of them went to buy a bunch of clothes for Mu Guiying, especially the sports bras they requested. They bought twenty pieces directly to save money. She didn't think it was enough.
When these things are loaded into the car, not only the trunk is full, but even the back seats are full.
Diao Chan in the passenger seat hugged a pink pig doll and said:
“I didn’t expect Sister Zhou to live in such a big house by herself. It’s great to be rich.”
Li Yu said:< br>
“I will work harder later and try to buy a house like this... Well, I bought her upstairs. If I couldn’t sleep in the middle of the night, I would jump a few times and let her come up for a late-night snack.”
"Haha, brother Yu, you are so bad!"
The two of them just chatted and returned to the B&B. After a lot of fussing, they moved everything in the car upstairs.
In the following days, the B&B fell into calm.
Li Yu goes around the scenic spot every day to learn about the business situation. He occasionally goes to the Hanfu factory to check on the production progress. In the evening, he plays games or teaches math problems to some little fool. He lives a relaxed life. Comfortable.
Friday came and after dinner, he was just about to take Diao Chan to see the blacksmiths when he suddenly saw a burly figure standing next to the stable, grooming a yellow gelding.
Huh? Second brother Qin is here?
Li Yu hurried over and wanted to know the progress of the plot in the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties...
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