Chapter 118 Lu Bu: Yes, I am the Idea King of Fengming Valley! [Asking for monthly votes]
“Brother, Guiying, don’t quarrel!”
Seeing that the last and second last in the class were about to fight, Li Yu quickly ran over to stop them. .
“Guiying?”
Lü Bu then noticed Mu Guiying’s dress and asked tentatively:
"Are you Mu Guiying in "The Romance of the Yang Family"?"
"Do you know my aunt?"
Tsk, this living bandit, people have already recognized his identity and they are still talking about it. ...Li Yu said:
"He is Lu Bu, the Marquis of Wen. He is very powerful in martial arts. Gui Yingqin should be more honest."
I really made Marquis Wen anxious. This guy can beat you. Use a shovel to fill the dustpan.
When he heard that the big man was Lu Bu, Mu Guiying immediately changed his face and saluted with his fists shamelessly:
"My little sister is paying homage to Marquis Wen. My brother speaks with great authority. He is an extraordinary man at first glance."
No wonder no one has wiped out Muke Village for many years. With this light-speed attitude of giving in, no one would be embarrassed to kill him, right?
Lu Bu's mouth twitched, he didn't expect to meet someone with the same face as him:
"A good sister, please don't be too polite. As a brother, I really hope you can continue to be tough so that I can Two tips for asking.”
"Ha, brother is joking, how dare my little sister contradict her face to face... Sir, this is the porcelain vase treasure that the little girl has collected recently, please accept it."
Seeing Lu Bu's malicious smile, Mu Guiying He quickly handed the baggage in his hand to Li Yu, just like those naughty people who made their classmates angry and quickly went to the teacher for support.
Director Li of the Education Department pinched his eyebrows. These two treasures collided, and even the best class could be brought down.
"Sister Guiying, brother Fengxian, you are here together. That's great. Let's eat big bones tonight and they will be out of the pot right away."
The squad leader Diao Chan appeared in time to let us know. Director Li felt a little more pleased:
"Xiaochan, please take Guiying to try on the new clothes you bought for her and get a feel for modern clothes."
"Okay sir, I'll go right away."
Hearing the new clothes After saying these three words, Mu Guiying couldn't wait to rush into the house. Her posture was like a caravan passing by outside Muke Village.
“Brother Xian, is this girl the administrator of Yang Family’s Romance World?”
“Yes, she came over the day before yesterday and made a big fuss, and even threw several missiles at the door. Fortunately, Erlang arrived in time and subdued her, so it didn't cause a big disaster... Yesterday, I tried the knife in the front yard and cut down a landscape tree, which made the chickens and dogs uneasy. "
Finally, there is a historical figure who performed worse than me... Lu Bu grinned:
"This woman is straightforward and straightforward, and her heart and mouth are united. She can also add luster to the B&B."
He After racking his brains for a long time, he managed to find a few good words, and then talked about the situation in the Three Kingdoms world:
"The things have been sent to Luoyang, and Brother Fortune should have a reply next, Dear brother, you can wait a little longer. If you need other supplies, I can send someone to deliver them again before the war starts."
"Okay, please, brother."
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"Brothers, you and I, there is no need to be so polite... By the way, Ah Man wrote me a reply. There was a lot of regret in his words, and he also hinted that he would raise an army for my brother and join the coalition of princes to kill the Dong thief together."
This. At that time, Cao Cao was still a passionate young man. He waited for the princes to occupy Luoyang and stop pursuing Dong Zhuo before giving up on the alliance. Then he was killed by Xu Rong and his fever was completely gone.
Li Yu asked:
"What did Mr. Wenhe say?"
"He replied with an enthusiastic letter, expressing the difficulties of his family being detained in Luoyang, and at the same time In the letter, he also looked forward to the bright future of the alliance of princes, and even briefly analyzed the situation in the court after Dong Zhuo's death, and asked Amo to take care of him in the future. "
Damn, this guy really knows how to stir up trouble.
The more he praised the alliance of princes at this moment, the more Cao Cao became obsessed with him. He would unconsciously be full of expectations for the alliance, and even look forward to launching a combo to kill Dong Zhuo.
But the stronger this emotion was, the more disappointed he became when he was finally killed by Xu Rong.
Just like a confession, I originally had the mentality of giving it a try, so I wouldn’t feel too uncomfortable if I was rejected.
But if a group of people are cheering and saying that you can definitely win, and help you plan a series of activities after the hand-in-hand is successful, then if you are rejected again at that time, the sense of gap in your heart will be much stronger.
This is the kind of psychological tactic Jia Xu is playing now.
Those who play tactics really have dirty hearts... Li Yu silently expressed his humanitarian sympathy for Cao Amo, and then asked:
"Have you come into contact with Liu Guanzhang? "
"The three brothers were very happy when they came into contact, especially when the envoy sent called Uncle Liu Huang, which made Xiao Bei's nose bubble with joy, and he also liked the names of the two swords very much. "
Qianlong and Crouching Tiger, these two names are not simple at first sight. Let alone Liu Bei, any grassroots person will look forward to them.
The villain Lu Bu finally came into contact with the protagonist of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Didn't they reply?"
"They did, but they were kept by Mr. Wenhe. If Dong Zhuo knows about it someday, Regarding this matter, I asked a captain to push it out and show that I didn't know anything about it. "
Damn, this guy has so many ways to save his life.
This kind of operation of borrowing the heads of his subordinates is very normal for the people of the Three Kingdoms. Cao Cao also borrowed the heads of his subordinates and said the saying that has been passed down through the ages, "I will raise your wife."
I wonder if Jia Xu’s operation will be so shameless.
Li Yu asked about this, carried the things sent by Mu Guiying upstairs, locked them in his room, and then went to the kitchen to check the big bones.
The meat has been cooked through and the sauce is rich in flavor.
I bought fifty or sixty kilograms of big bones today. When I was stewing, I was worried that there would not be enough to eat, so I put in another ten elbows. Li Yu filled three large pots to the brim, but there was still not much left in the pot. few.
As soon as the meat was brought out, Diao Chan led Mu Guiying to the restaurant. Li Yu waved his hand:
"Let's eat! There is no other dish today, just show off the meat."
Mu Guiying put on a set of dark sportswear, a pair of sneakers, and a ponytail. She walked gracefully and looked like a student in an individual school.
Seeing that the table was full of meat, she started to eat without saying a word. Diao Chan, who was speechless, forced her to wash her hands:
“You have to wash your hands before eating. How can you chew bones without washing your hands?”
The two washed their hands, sat around the dining table with everyone, and started eating meat.
Those who are more polite all use chopsticks. People like Lu Bu, Wu Song, Zhao Dahu, Zhang Guoan, Mu Guiying and others all do it directly without paying much attention to it.
Lu Bu took two bites of meat and stuffed a garlic clove into his mouth:
“This is the most enjoyable way of eating meat. It’s so comfortable.”
Li Yu held a piece of dragon bone, carefully opened it, then gently poked it with chopsticks, pushing out the bone marrow inside, and nuzzled at the Diao Chan sitting next to him:
"Take the bone marrow away."
"That's a lot, thank you Brother Yu!"
When Diao Chan saw the bone marrow, she picked it up with gleaming eyes and sucked it into her mouth like eating noodles. Her eyes were full of little stars:
“It’s delicious, super delicious.”
This girl likes to eat bone marrow, but she can’t do it right, so Li Yu had to take action and satisfy her little request.
Well, next time you can buy some beef bones and give her the beef bone marrow to eat with a spoon. It is more enjoyable than pig bone marrow.
However, to eat beef bones, you need to buy a portable saw in advance and cut the bones into sections. Otherwise, you will not be able to break the beef leg bones with a small kitchen knife.
After finishing the bone marrow, Diao Chan took out a piece of fan bone, tore off the meat on it, and ate it in small bites.
Li Yu finished chewing the keel and was already half full. He picked up a pig tail and gnawed it slowly, looking enviously at everyone showing off the meat.
It’s okay if Lu Bu and Wu Song can eat. Unexpectedly, Mu Guiying has a huge appetite. Not only did he show off his elbows, but he also gnawed five or six leg bones, and his eyes were shining. Staring at the meat in the basin, it was obvious that he was not satisfied.
"The Romance of the Yang Family" didn't mention eating much, and I thought they had enough military rations. Now it seems that they are just a little better than the Three Kingdoms.
"Erlang, how does it feel to be an official?"
Lü Bu grabbed a piece of leg bone, bit into it and tore off a large piece of meat, and asked what it felt like to be the village security director.
Wu Song clinked the wine glass with him and Zhao Dahu:
"As we are getting familiar with it, I need to spend ten and a half days to figure out the work content before I can officially start to deal with all the affairs in the village. ”
Xiuhe brought some rice and flower rolls to everyone:
"Our village has a small population and the residents are concentrated, so there are a lot less things to do. Other villages are full of chaos all day long, and the security director has no one to please. I can’t do it at all.”
There are many trivial matters among parents in the village. If there is a dispute, the security director has to rush to the front.
Not much money means a lot to do, and it is very easy to offend people. This kind of job is really not easy to do.
But Wu Song doesn't care about this. He has always wanted to have more contact with modern society, and this job perfectly meets his needs.
Li Yu was full soon. He took some dried big bones and poured them into the basin where Brother Dao was eating. While the guy was rushing over to eat the meat, he asked in a low voice:
"In the book Can the gods come to reality?”
“Woo~”
Is this a yes or a no?
Facts have proved how important it is to master a foreign language. The answer is right in front of you, but you can’t understand it at all.
Li Yu asked a few more questions, all of which gave ambiguous answers.
In desperation, he had to place his hope on Pangu's paintings, hoping that Pangu could calm the thousands of gods in the book. Otherwise, a little earth god might destroy the B&B. .
Not long after, everyone finished eating one after another. Lu Bu was a chicken thief. After everyone had eaten and left, he cleaned up the remaining meat, poured out all the remaining meat in the pot, and quietly slipped out of the back door with a large basin full to deliver it to Jia Xu and the others. .
When he came back, the inexperienced Mu Guiying came to her senses and asked Li Yu in a low voice:
"Sir, can I take the remaining meat back? Let the brothers in the village have a taste."
Li Yu pointed to Lu Bu who came back with a big basin:
" They were all taken away by Marquis Wen, not even the broth was left. "
The stew soup is also a good thing. When it is poured into the big pot where the soldiers eat, the aroma will become richer immediately, and everyone will eat it. When you are happy, you work harder when you go to the battlefield to fight.
Seeing Mu Guiying’s annoyed look, Lu Bu’s face was full of pride:
"What? I want the good sister too? I told you earlier, I would have given it to you as my brother."
His mean look made Mu Guiying's teeth itch, but he couldn't beat him. , he had no choice but to take out a throwing knife and throw it at the target in the corner like a vent.
This position was almost a hundred meters away from the target, and she actually hit the target.
Although it didn’t hit the bullseye, it was still within the ring.
“Xianmei actually has such means?”
Lu Bu had always thought of himself as a master of multi-faceted development, but he didn't expect Mu Guiying's flying knife to be so powerful, and the smile on his face suddenly disappeared.
But Mu Guiying’s lips curled up at this moment:
“It’s just a small skill, far inferior to my brother’s halberd shooting.”
A general like Lu Bu knows too well In actual combat, the advantage of flying knives is that this thing is unexpected and can be used as soon as you touch it. There is no need to draw a bow to shoot arrows, which is not too convenient.
He rubbed his hands with a flattering smile on his face:
"Xianmei, can you teach me this technique? If you agree, I will give you a mobile phone!"
After saying that, he took out the mobile phone from his arms, unlocked it and showed it to Mu Guiying. , and clicked on a shooting game, firing the gun for a while.
This touches on Mu Guiying’s blind spot:
“Is this thing so magical?”
When she came to retrieve the place the night before yesterday, she saw Li Yuyong When I contacted Wu Song, I thought I had sealed Wu Song in my phone.
Unexpectedly, this thing not only works, but also looks fun. I was attracted immediately:
"Brother is really willing to give it to my little sister?"
"Yes, for The first time I saw you, I thought you looked like my half-sister. It’s a pity that Lao Guan is not here, otherwise I would have sworn brother-sister relationship with you in front of him..."
Li Yu I think this guy is really unqualified if he doesn't become a salesman.
The small mouth looks like it has been smeared with honey, and he is very handsome. I guess all the female bosses can't control it.
But Mu Guiying’s cleverness in this regard is not bad:
“When I see my brother, I feel quite cordial. However, my master has said it before. This skill of magic arrows and flying knives cannot be passed on to others. Please ask my brother.” Forgive me.”
Yes, my mother has moved out of Lishan.
Li Yu and Diao Chan looked at each other, both thinking that Lu Bu was out of options. Who knew that this guy was more of a thief than they thought:
"Brother, I know that it is difficult to disobey a master's order, and a good sister doesn't have to. Show me how to shoot, just point out whether I am using the right way or not.”
After saying that, he ran to the target, pulled out the flying knife on it, walked to a place twenty meters away from the target, held the throwing knife and flicked it hard, and the flying knife whirled and hit the wall.
“Xianmei, isn’t this right?”
Mu Guiying:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Isn’t this Marquis Wen very good at taking advantage of loopholes?
Try all the wrong ways of exerting force, and you will learn how to use magic arrows and flying knives.
Li Yu was also impressed by this crooked talent. He actually came up with such a weird idea. I will fight with anyone who calls Lu Bu a fool again!
Mu Guiying had no choice but to take out two flying knives and said:
"Young sister can't give instructions, you can only demonstrate. How much you can understand depends on your brother's understanding."< br>
Well, the master didn’t allow it to be taught, but he didn’t say not to let others see it. This is not considered a violation of the master’s order.
She walked to a place fifty or sixty meters away from the target and stood there. When Lu Bu came closer, she flicked her wrist hard, and a flying knife with a cold light hit the target steadily.
Lu Bu carefully watched the movement of the flying knife, shook his arm twice, and fumbled for a way to exert force.
Seeing that Lu Bu was studying very seriously, Mu Guiying took out two more flying knives and said:
"My little sister will demonstrate it a few more times. If the elder brother can't learn it, then the little sister will be helpless. "
When he heard this, Lu Bu, who was shaking his arms to feel the way of exerting force, said quickly:
"Xianmei, just wait a moment, I will come as soon as I can for my brother!"< br>
After saying that, he trotted away from the shooting range, went to the storage room, and took out all the tripods used by Li Yu to shoot videos, with several camera bags hanging around his neck.
"Brother Xian, can you take a picture of Guiying Xianmei's flying knife skills? Record it for me and study it carefully."
It's okay if you don't demonstrate it often, I Just take a photo and look at it a few times.
I have to say that Lu Bu's brain is really good. He can even figure out this method. Staying with Jia Xu is really beneficial.
But if you take advantage of this loophole, I'm afraid you will be spanked by Lishan's mother... Li Yu asked Mu Guiying for his opinion:
"Guiying, can you film it?"
"What is filming?"
Li Yu briefly introduced the principles of video shooting and played some video clips taken in the past to Mu Gui Ying.
"The little girl only gave a demonstration and didn't care about anything else."
Mu Guiying didn't care so much, she was demonstrating anyway, and how to record and save it had nothing to do with her.
When Li Yu heard this, he quickly opened the tripod and started setting up the camera.
There is one set up on the left front of where Mu Guiying is standing, one on the right front, one on the target directly in front, and another one on the open space in front of her to take overhead shots.
Remembering that there was nothing directly above him, Li Yu took the aerial camera over again and took pictures while hanging in the air.
Everything was ready, Mu Guiying took out the throwing knife and demonstrated it carefully.
After shooting twice, Li Yu set all the cameras to high-speed photography mode, not missing any detail, and asked Lu Bu to study it carefully.
If this guy lights up the flying knife skill again, he will be really invincible.
Mu Guiying gave another demonstration, and the entire shooting was finally over.
"Brother, please edit it quickly and bring it back to me for practice."
Are you planning to ask Jia Xu to give you the details?
Li Yu put away the aerial photography and camera, asked Lu Bu to send the tripod back, and then took Diao Chan upstairs to go to the study to edit the video.
After everyone left, Lu Bu rushed to Mu Guiying who was collecting the throwing knife in front of the target and asked:
"Xianmei, does your master still accept apprentices?"
"I should accept them, but I The master has one condition for accepting a disciple, and if she can do it, she will accept him." When Lu Bu heard this, he was immediately overjoyed:
"What is the condition? Come on, brother, I can definitely do it! ”
Mu Guiying glanced at him:
"My master only accepts female disciples...Does my brother want to be worthy of my sisters?"
Lu Bu: "!!!!!!!!!" ! !”
He didn’t expect it to be such a condition.
However, Wenhou is the king of ideas at the B&B after all, and he quickly came up with an idea:
"If it's just a change in name, it's not impossible. In fact, although I am a boy, I have always been a shy little woman deep down... Xianmei Mo Xiao, I am telling you the truth for my brother."
< br>Mu Guiying held her stomach and laughed several times:
"My master won't accept your offer, so don't bother, but my little sister has already displayed all the magic arrows and flying knives. Brother, please study patiently. It should be There will be something gained."
Putting away all the flying knives, Mu Guiying followed curiously to the study.
Lü Bu walked to the front yard and saw Wu Song still chatting with Zhao Dahu and Zhang Guoan. He smiled and walked over:
"What are you talking about?"
Zhao Dahu stamped out the cigarette butts thrown on the ground, with a gossip on his face:
"Erlang is talking about the woman he likes."
< br>Lü Bu became interested as soon as he heard this:
"Erlang has a girl he likes? Please tell me which family she is from, and I will be your matchmaker."
Wu Song smiled and shook his head:
"No, I just talked about the type of women we each like. I think that kind of tender and affectionate woman is a good match, but unfortunately it is not easy to meet..."
(End of this chapter)