Chapter 167 Sun Facai: I want to end this troubled world! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“Look, my dear brother, I’m going to get something to eat.”
I haven’t been here for many days. Lu Bu looked around, but there was neither a fruit plate nor a snack. For snacks, I plan to go to the kitchen to find some braised food to satisfy my craving.
If you don’t eat in the real world, that doesn’t mean you didn’t come.
Li Yu plugged the card reader into the computer:
"Sister-in-law Xiuhe is braised meat in the kitchen. Let her get some of whatever she wants to eat."
"That's great, I'll go for my brother!"
After Lu Bu left, Li Yu Open the video file, sort it according to time, find the earliest recorded video, and watch it carefully.
In the video, the car seems to have not started yet, facing the earth-yellow courtyard wall. Just as Li Yu is about to fast forward, a woman's voice sounds outside the screen:
"What are you doing, husband?" ”
Who is talking?
If it is Cai Yan, then he is very fast. He has changed his name to husband. Later, he will ask Lu Bu to bring something to him as a gift.
After all, our good friends got married there, so we couldn’t help but express our feelings.
Then Sun Facai spoke, his voice was still so mean:
“I will set up the driving recorder, lower the resolution and frame rate, and try to record more material.”
There was a rustling sound outside the screen, it should be that the driving recorder was being set up.
While he was busy, he asked:
"Mei Yan, have everything been installed?"
Cai Yan's voice sounded a little heavy:
"Only some useful ones have been selected. Most of the books, picture albums, bamboo slips, etc. have to be thrown away because they can't be stored at all...Dad has been wiping tears just now. I don't know if he will be able to return to Luoyang in his lifetime."
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According to the normal development sequence of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", the Cai family arrived in Chang'an and never came back.
Cai Yong was framed and killed by Wang Yun shortly after Dong Zhuo's death. Cai Yan was also kidnapped by King Zuo Xian's men. The exact year is unclear, but it was probably when Li Jue and Guo Si engaged in internal fighting in Chang'an. Second-rate.
At that time, in order to overpower each other, these two guys not only forced everyone to take sides, but even invited foreigners to participate.
Jia Xu was so disappointed at that time that he sent the young emperor out of Chang'an and then left Li Jue. He first defected to Duan Xuan, who was relatively less powerful, then to Zhang Xiu who occupied Wancheng, and finally took Zhang Xiu to defect to Cao Cao. .
Now that there is Lu Bu and Jia Xu, and a good friend has become Cai Yong’s son-in-law, it is natural that the tragedy of the Cai family cannot happen again.
Sun Facai stopped what he was doing and comforted:
"Don't worry, we will definitely come back. When the time comes, let Brother Yu get two trucks of cement and build the woodshed where I proposed to you into a small wilderness." ."
Cai Yan's mood obviously relaxed a lot:
"My husband is really good at doing weird things. Why do you propose a proposal but not a proposal? You are so glib and deceptive in that world, right? ”
Sun Facai’s voice became embarrassed:
"No, no, no, I am practicing non-marriage over there and plan to spend my whole life holding on to my family property. Maybe God saw that I was too lonely, so he sent me here to save the world."
" My husband is so kind.”
Li Yu: “…”
I’m calling the police if you two do this again!
We promised to see things along the way, but they sprinkled dog food on me from a distance, and they did it together!
However, it’s quite good that a prodigal in the real world can settle down and start a family there, and deserves blessings.
The two of them didn’t talk about their love for a long time before Cai Yan exclaimed:
“Daddy is here.”
After saying that, there was a sound of pushing the door to get out of the car. sound.
At this time, the screen flashed, and the driving recorder switched to the perspective inside the car. Sun Facai, who was in the driver's seat, waved his hand to the camera and revealed his true identity:
"Hello, Brother Yu, today we are leaving for Chang'an. My stubborn father-in-law can't get used to riding in a car, so he asked Yanmei and I to go first. He went with the little emperor's chariot, saying he was protecting his apprentice. , In fact, just to eat and drink, the old man picked and searched very much..."
This guy's hair is a little longer, but it can only be tied in a small twist, compared with the long and graceful hair in ancient times. Much different.
He flipped up his bangs coquettishly, and then said:
"Afraid of leaving regrets in an accident on the road, I proposed to Yanmei last night. I thought she would be moved, but it turned out She looked at me like I was a fool and touched my head to see if I had a fever, which made me not say a word of the romantic words I had prepared...Brother, this woman beats me!"
As she said, With that, Sun Facai's expression became much more solemn:
"Brother Yu, if I die in an accident, I hope you can help protect the Cai family, don't let Wang Yun kill my stubborn father-in-law, don't let Yanmei be abducted by aliens... If possible, finally So we can bring her to our place, give her an identity, and send her to college. She likes knowledge so much, and the more I get along with her, the more inferior I become..."
At this point, Sun Facai's eyes were filled with circles. A little red, he lowered his head to adjust his mood and smiled dryly at the camera:
"It's just like explaining the funeral arrangements. I won't say anything that will affect the atmosphere. I hope this journey goes well. Let's do this for now until we leave the city. Keep shooting.”
He adjusted the camera to the perspective of the car, and then the video ended.
Brother, you can’t die. If you die, the entire Three Kingdoms world will return to its original trajectory.
Now Lu Bu and Jia Xu can work together to change the world of the Three Kingdoms, not because of the help given by the B&B, but because of your Sun Facai disrupting the secrets there.
With you gone, everything will return to zero.
After sighing, Li Yu clicked on the next video.
A rugged road appeared in the screen. In front of it were soldiers wearing armor and soldiers and people pushing wheelbarrows and dragging their families. When they saw the car coming, they ran to both sides of the road to avoid it.
Next, the camera suddenly bumped, and the sound of a car hanging on its chassis was heard, and Sun Facai cursed:
"Damn it, these idiots are only here to fight, so why can't they repair the road? If this goes on, the car's underbody protection will be destroyed sooner or later."
Cai Yan's voice was a little calmer:
"Don't be upset, husband, let's just walk slowly... This time the car is completely exposed, Dong Zhuo will definitely ask for it, how do you plan to deal with it?"
"Just give it to him, it's okay anyway. He could only stare... Recently, I deliberately drove on the streets of Luoyang to make everyone not surprised, otherwise I would really scare people... Yanmei gave me some steamed bun slices, it smells like garlic. "
Damn it, is this the ordeal that the savior needs to go through... Li Yu listened to the sound of Sun Facai chewing and wanted to get something to eat.
He pressed pause, and just as he was about to get up to look for something to eat, Lu Bu walked in with two basins.
One pot is freshly fished braised pork, and the other pot is the oily noodles that Xiu He just made for Lu Bu.
The noodles are boiled with vegetables, topped with various seasonings, and then put in a large spoonful of dried chili noodles. As soon as the hot oil is poured in, the spicy flavor comes out.
"I didn't expect that there is such a simple way to make soup cakes. When I go back, I will make a pot for Mr. Wenhe to try."
Lu Bu stirs the noodles with chopsticks and mixes them thoroughly. Chili oil and sauce, I picked up a chopstick and took a big mouthful, and said with satisfaction:
"Shu Tan, this way of eating is really delicious!"
Li Yu looked at the braised pork in the basin, picked out a pig tail and gnawed it, then clicked the space bar to continue playing the video.
Although he was in the car, Cai Yan did not forget to study:
“The road is crowded now, can you please tell me the Pythagorean Theorem?”
Chewing buns The sound of the film stopped for a moment, and then Sun Facai coughed:
"Sister Yan, I have completely forgotten all this knowledge. I have to educate myself before I can tell you."
"Then, husband, can you talk about the advantages and disadvantages of a constitutional monarchy?"
"Well... I have to read a book first."
"Isn't it impossible for my husband to talk about the substitution reaction in the chemistry textbook?"
"My sister Yan is really smart as ice and snow. She even You can guess this.”
"..."
Although it is enviable to marry a talented woman, looking at Sun Facai's attitude, it is obviously difficult to resist.
Damn it, don’t embarrass modern people.
Lu Bu showed off several mouthfuls of noodles and took a big bite of pork head meat. While chewing, he asked:
"Why can't I understand what they are talking about?"
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"These are all modern knowledge... Cai Yan is really smart. He actually learned junior high school courses by himself in such a short period of time, and he is still fully developed and has no partiality."
If this comes to the real world and takes the college entrance examination The number one pick is probably not a problem... the setting of a talented woman is really amazing.
In the video, the two were still chatting, but something happened in front of them. A small group of Xiliang soldiers dragged two women in sackcloth to the woods on the roadside. With their sinister smiles on their faces, they knew what was about to happen without even asking.
Cai Yan cursed angrily:
"Beasts!"
Sun Facai honked the car horn fiercely and lowered the window. Just as he was about to act bravely, a general wearing armor suddenly arrived on horseback and whipped the soldiers with a whip.
After a few soldiers dispersed, the general turned around, and Li Yu saw clearly:
"Wei Xu?"
Lü Bu took a bite to relieve his tiredness. Onions:
"Yes, Wei Xu was responsible for escorting the family members to Chang'an. The troops he brought escorted the family members, while he himself followed the car on horseback...Mr. Wenhe said that a good brother who makes a fortune is the foundation of world change. We all are He can die, but Brother Facai must live!"
In the camera, Wei Xu is waiting on the roadside on horseback, waiting for Sun Facai's car to come, he clasped his fists and saluted and reminded:
"Brother Facai! Don't blow the whistle indiscriminately, it will cause unnecessary trouble. If you encounter this situation again, don't conflict with the soldiers... Mr. Wenhe said that the rioters are like bandits, so please be patient. "
Sun Facai’s voice was filled with doubts:
“Who are you?”
"I, Wei Xu, have been ordered to protect Brother Facai and his family."
Hearing that he was protecting his own people, Sun Facai's voice became a little more excited:
"Thank you for your hard work, brother..." Yanmei, where are those vacuum-packed Daokou roast chickens? Give General Wei Xu a few bags and some bread."
Lu Bu took a big mouthful of noodles while watching this scene:
< br>"No wonder Wei Xu kept asking where the mouth was when he came back from Chang'an. It turned out that he was still thinking about roast chicken."
Li Yu asked:
"Is Wei Xu in the camp now?"
Lü Bu nodded:
"Yes, he rushed back from Chang'an and lay down after recovering. "I'm sound asleep"
When Li Yu heard this, he picked up his cell phone and called Zhang Guoan:
"Now you drive a logistics vehicle, go to the old Daokou roast chicken shops in the city, and buy all their roast chickens... Yes, you want them all, as many as you want!"
Hang up On the phone, Li Yu transferred 30,000 yuan to Zhang Guoan, and left a message by the way:
“If it’s not enough, tell me, and I will transfer it to you.”
As for Sun Facai’s mouth , I don’t know how many people he will offend along the way. Now that he can reach Chang’an safely, Wei Xu must have put a lot of effort into it.
This young general who looks to be only 18 or 19 years old is very solid in his work. He successfully recruited Dian Wei to his command last time, and now he is escorting his good friend all the way to Chang'an.
If such a great hero wants to eat Daokou roast chicken, why should he hesitate? arrange!
Lü Bu put down the noodle basin, cupped his fists towards Li Yu and said:
"Thank you for your kindness, brother Wei!"
Li Yu shook his head and said:
"He sent my good friend all the way to Chang'an. It doesn't matter if I treat him to a roast chicken...and the vacuum-packed roast chicken is not as delicious as the freshly cooked one. If you want to eat it, you have to eat the authentic one."
In the video, Wei Xu, who received the roast chicken and a bag of snacks, was overjoyed and ran back all the way, probably wanting to share it with his family.
The car continued to move forward, Cai Yan said with emotion:
"It is really appropriate to arrange General Wei's escort. Mr. Wen He is worthy of being a first-class counselor."
Sun Facai Echoed:
"I used to think he was an old silver coin, and I was very scared. Fortunately, he is on our side. It is the opponents who should be worried..."
This video ends, Li Yu and Lu Bu continue to watch in chronological order.
There are all kinds of miserable things to see along the way, people starving to death, women being humiliated to death, old people who are so ill that they can only lie on the roadside waiting to die...
Just left Luoyang Chengsun Fucai is quite active, constantly bombarding Cai Yan with all kinds of flirty and lovey words, just like taking his lover on a self-driving trip.
But the further they walked, the more silent the young couple became.
When Chang'an City was in sight, the two of them stopped even sighing when they saw the corpse.
Fortunately, Wei Xu rode over from time to time to take care of him, otherwise the two of them would have had to fuck each other along the way.
The last video is in front of a tall house in Chang'an City. Wei Xu came to say goodbye. Sun Facai packed a carton of food from the car and handed it to him.
After Wei Xu left, Sun Facai got into the car and adjusted the camera to the perspective inside the car.
It only took a few days on the road, but Sun Facai looked several years older and lost a lot of weight. The car was filled with all kinds of food, but he couldn't take a bite.
"Brother Yu, we arrived in Chang'an safely. Fortunately, brother Wei Xu followed us, so we were safe... I just went to the city wall and looked through the telescope. More people were coming this way, and it was dark. Like ants, I don’t know how many people will die.”
He was silent for a while and then said:
"When I settle down, I will try to prepare gunpowder and try to get the artillery out as soon as possible. I can't embarrass the Polytechnic... If everything goes well, I will help your apprentice to take over as soon as possible." I can't wait for Dong Zhuo to die, I want to end this troubled world as soon as possible."
Sun Facai was deeply touched by what he saw along the way. He was not in the mood to talk about the nonsense he usually talks about. He just wanted to say something for himself. The people here do something.
This matter is planned by Jia Xu. It’s useless for you to tell me... Li Yu plans to talk to Lu Bu later to see if Lao Jia has any plan B.
When it’s time to speed up, speed up. We can’t always wait for the wheel of the times to roll forward. When necessary, we can also take the initiative to turn the wheel.
Sun Facai readjusted the driving recorder to the view outside the car. A group of menacing servants appeared in the distance, heading straight for the Cai Mansion, and without any explanation, they knocked the two servants of the Cai Mansion to the ground...
Video It stopped abruptly here. Li Yu flipped through the folder and saw no subsequent video files.
"What's going on?"
Damn it, I didn't encounter any twists and turns on the way from Luoyang to Chang'an, but when I got to Chang'an, I was bullied to the point of being bullied?
Lu Bu grabbed a piece of pig ear, rolled it up and took a bite:
"These are Wang Yun's servants. They took over Cai Yong's house on the grounds that the Wang family had a large family and the house arranged by the court was too small... Wei Xu heard about this and specially led his troops there."< br>
Li Yu felt nervous:
"A fight started?"
It was okay to fight the Wang family in Hulao Pass. Even if the Situ Mansion had objections, it would only Can suffer this loss.
But now we are in Chang'an City. If we send troops to beat the servants of Situ Mansion, Wei Xu will be guilty.
Lu Bu shook his head:
"There was no fight. Cai Yong was still on the road with the young emperor's Luan Jia. Cai Yan took the initiative and led his wealthy brother and a group of servants to give up the house and find another remote house. . ”
Oh my God, isn’t this a loss?
Lu Bu said:
"That house is closer to the palace. It is more convenient to communicate with the young emperor using a walkie-talkie. It is also next to the school grounds in the city. It is also convenient for testing gunpowder and other materials."
Lu Bu is still in charge of Jinwu now. When he goes to Chang'an, he will station himself in the school grounds to protect the palace. In this way, Sun Facai's safety will indeed be improved a lot.
But we can't just let this loss go... Lu Bu finished the pig's ears in two mouthfuls and assured Li Yu:
"When I go to Chang'an, I won't care if I get rich or not." No matter how much he has been wronged, he must repay it ten times and a hundred times... The little emperor needs to step on the heads of the Gong Gong princes in order to regain control of the court and revive the Han Dynasty. Now that someone is taking the initiative to stick out their necks, it is just a good chance to borrow their heads. Use it!"
Li Yu had no doubts about Lu Bu's execution ability. He said:
"Go back and ask Mr. Wenhe if he can win over more Xiliang army generals. , stir up chaos in the court, and assassinate Dong Zhuo in advance!”
After Dong Zhuo's death, hundreds of thousands of Xiliang troops were leaderless and soon became a disaster.
Start now, and when Dong Zhuo dies, he can be recruited and streamlined, and all the eliminated soldiers will be sent to farm fields, mines, and build various factories.
If everything goes well, within three years, the entire land of Sanqin will change drastically.
At that time, Cao Ah Man should still be slaughtering the city in Xuzhou to avenge his father, right?
When Lu Bu heard that Dong Zhuo was going to be assassinated in advance, he was so excited that he didn’t even bother to eat the meat:
"Brother Wei thinks so too. As long as I have the ability to take over the court, I will start taking action when the state army arrives in Chang'an!"
The assassination of Dong Zhuo is a major event in the world of the Three Kingdoms, so we must be cautious.
Especially now that the plot has completely changed. There is no beauty trap, no Wang Yun to fan the flames, and the entire assassination process needs to be laid out from scratch.
However, the whole plot to assassinate Dong Zhuo rested on Jia Xu, which was too oppressive for employees, so we had to find a helper for Lao Jia.
How about deceiving Xun Yu in the name of killing Dong's thief, so as to lighten the burden on Lao Jia's shoulders?
Thinking of this, Li Yu asked:
"Where is Xun Yu now?"
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(End of this chapter)