Chapter 168 Lu Bu: Be an exquisite pig boy! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“Xun Wenruo has led the entire Xun family and moved his family to Jizhou.”
Since obtaining the list of talents in the late Han Dynasty, Lu Bu and Jia Xu began to sort out the talents of the early Three Kingdoms. Important talents, among which Xunshi of Yingchuan is the main target of attention.
Xun Yu once served as the palace guard in Luoyang. He was a minor official under the Shaofu who was in charge of paper, pen, ink, sealing and other items.
After Dong Zhuo came to power, he was keenly aware of the turmoil in the DPRK, so he hurriedly left Luoyang and led the entire Yingchuan Xun family to Hebei for refuge.
Fortunately, he left early, otherwise the drama of Lu Bu riding his horse to snatch Jia Xu would most likely happen again.
In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Xun Yu appeared very late. He only appeared in Yanzhou before Cao Cao was preparing to massacre the city in Xuzhou, and defected to Cao Cao with his nephew Xun You.
If you can ask him to come out in advance now, it will be much easier than poaching later.
However, simplicity is also relative. Xun Yu ran away like a frightened rabbit just after Dong Zhuo took power. It should be very difficult to get him to come back and plan to kill Dong Zhuo.
You have to discuss it with Jia Xu first to see if he has any good suggestions.
Lu Bu looked like he was possessed by Song Gongming and asked:
"Xian brother, why don't we follow Liang Shan's example and come up with a conspiracy to win over Xun Wenruo and make plans together!"
Li Yu : "..."
I'll just say that you shouldn't be allowed to watch "Water Margin".
The good-looking Lu Wenhou gradually turned into the shape of Song Sanlang.
If you use Liangshan's tricks to make money, do you believe that this guy can hide directly in Lake Baikal?
He said to Lu Bu:
"We are not bandits. There is no need to use those dirty tricks. We should listen to Mr. Wenhe's idea. He should have a way."
In fact, there is another strategy, which is to use the young emperor Liu Xie to get a batch of blank edicts, and Jia Xu will fill in the names of the talents he likes, which will most likely deceive people.
But doing so can easily make Liu Xie himself unable to protect himself.
Now the little guy is surrounded by not only people arranged by Jia Xu, but also people from Dong Zhuo, people from the gentry, people from the princes, and even double agents, triple agents, etc.
In this case, it is better for Liu Xie to maintain the image of a child who is harmless to humans and animals.
After the Bingzhou Army arrives in Chang'an and takes over the palace guard work, it will not be too late to consider pushing the little guy to the front.
Thinking of this, Li Yu went back to the room and took the men's perfume that came with the facial cleanser he bought last time:
"I heard that Xun Yu likes to make himself smell good. He should If you like men’s perfume, you can try this.”
Men's perfume?
When I heard it, it fit my noble temperament... Lu Bu quickly pulled a wet wipe from the table, quickly wiped the grease off his hands, and held the perfume with both hands.
He first pulled off the bottle cap, lowered his head and smelled it, with excitement on his face:
"Xian brother, how should I use this thing?"
Damn, forget it. This guy is a delicate pig boy. Last time I saw a facial mask, I couldn’t wait to apply it on my face. This time I saw perfume, I will definitely not let it go.
Li Yu took the bottle, took two steps back, and sprayed it on his body twice quickly:
"Don't have too much perfume, just a little bit of flavor, so that it smells elegant. If it's strong and pungent, it's too much."
Lu Bu stared at Li Yu and asked his own question:
"Spray from the left armpit to the right armpit? Okay? Wouldn’t it look too stingy?”
Do you think it’s toilet water?
Eh? You can get some toilet water later. This is not only cheap, but it can also repel mosquitoes. It is durable and much better than expensive men's perfumes that are less abundant.
I just don’t know if handsome guy Xun will collapse when he finds out that the expensive perfume he sprays only costs a few yuan a bottle.
Lu Bu tried it on himself, then lowered his head and smelled it:
"The fragrance is indeed not that strong, and it is quite comfortable. Do you have any more, dear brother? If so, I want it as a brother. One bottle, there is no perfume when I go into battle to kill the enemy, I always feel like something is missing..."
Aren't you afraid that Chitu Ma won't be able to stand the smell?
Li Yu took out his mobile phone and bought a few bottles of cologne online:
"You can use this bottle first, and you can try it again when the new one arrives in a few days."
Now The Bingzhou Army acted as the remnant generals who had withdrawn from the defeated battle to repair. Even if they wanted to recruit Xun Yu, they couldn't be too showy recently. At least they had to wait until Dong Zhuo left Hulao Pass.
In addition to Xun Yu, other counselors should be looking for it.
In the information given by Zhou Ruotong and her uncle, the analysis of counselors is quite comprehensive. I hope Jia Xu can use it flexibly to catch all the talents of the Three Kingdoms as soon as possible.
After Lu Bu studied the perfume, he shamelessly took all Li Yu's facial cleanser, toner and other toiletries as his own, and packed them into his bag as if they were treasures, as if he wanted to lead the new fashion trend of the Three Kingdoms.
"It's a pity that you can't cut your hair. Otherwise, if you change your hairstyle and stand on the battlefield, you should be more eye-catching."
How about you dye your hair too and just look like a killer? When he debuted in the Three Kingdoms, he brought a bag of cement with him during the battle and directly killed all the hostile forces... Li Yu silently complained and thought of something serious:
"Have you paid homage to Mother Lishan?"
"Goodbye, Mr. Wenhe also urged me to bathe and change clothes, and pray sincerely, but after working for a long time, there was no response at all... Is it possible that I really want to be a sister with Guiying?"
Don't go to extremes, you guy.
What if we become sisters and the empress still hasn’t shown her spirit? It will be in vain.
Li Yu plans to ask Mu Guiying. Although this crazy girl has been out of shape all day, she was brought up by the empress after all, so she should know the ropes in this area.
It's a pity that Marshal Mu's plot can't end in a short time, otherwise when she becomes a god, we will have our own people in heaven.
Even if it cannot affect the real world, it can at least intervene in other worlds and provide other administrators with the help they can.
Not long after, Zhang Guoan delivered the roast chickens, packed in more than a dozen cartons, about three to four hundred.
“I said everything must be done, and the store owner thought I was just looking for trouble.”
This kind of time-honored store has many repeat customers and the amount of food made every day is almost the same. Now Zhang Guoan directly It was really surprising that all the cooked roast chicken was sold out.
Seeing the roasted chicken, Lu Bu picked up one without saying a word, unscrewed the chicken thigh and took a bite:
"Oh, this taste is indeed different, it is delicious."< br>
Nonsense. In those days, the Beijing-Shanghai Line had Dezhou Braised Chicken and the Beijing-Guangzhou Line had Daokou Roast Chicken. They were both famous. Whenever a train stopped in Yinzhou, the vendors on the platform would start selling the roast chicken along the train windows. .
If you are not short of money, buy one and the whole carriage will be filled with fragrance.
Zhang Guoan unloaded the roasted chicken and drove away. Lu Bu showed off half of the roasted chicken, took his perfume, facial cleanser and other items, and hurried back to the world of the Three Kingdoms.
In less than two minutes, I came back with the electric fifth wheel to pull the roast chicken.
"When Wei Xu heard that there was roast chicken, he was so happy that he couldn't sleep. He was sitting at the gate of the camp eating the remaining half of the chicken."
When Chang'an City settles down in the future, Sun Facai can open a Daokou roast chicken restaurant, which will not only comfort his homesickness, but also improve the lives of the soldiers from time to time.
I just don’t know if all the ingredients in the Three Kingdoms World will make the roasted chicken as delicious as here.
After seeing off Lu Bu, Li Yu returned to the study, pulled out the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" from the bookshelf, and looked through it carefully.
In 192, Dong Zhuo wanted to depose the emperor and proclaim himself emperor in Chang'an. However, he was dissuaded by Cai Yong and continued to serve as grand master.
At this time, the leader of the noble clan has always been Cai Yong. He relied on Dong Zhuo's worship to protect many courtiers. At the same time, Wang Yun was intensively planning a beauty trap.
It stands to reason that both of them are leaders of the noble clan and should work together.
However, no matter how Wang Yun knelt and licked him or tried to please him, Dong Zhuo still liked Cai Yong more, even though Cai Yong usually didn't give him any good looks.
It's true that "the one who can't get it is in commotion, and the one who is favored is confident"... This plot gave Li Yu the feeling of reading a romance novel.
The second female lead tries her best to please the boss, but the boss prefers the cold goddess.
It fully proves the emotional law of "people who treat you as a dog licker will also be a dog licker in front of others".
After Dong Zhuo's death, the aloof goddess Cai Yong remembered her past friendship and cried sadly. Wang Yun seized the opportunity and was imprisoned, and killed two nobles who interceded for Cai Yong.
Okay, it’s time to turn to the heroine’s revenge scene again... Li Yu was thinking about the heroine’s video routine when Diao Chan brought a box of snacks over:
“Mr. , Sister Zhou just hired an errand to deliver snacks, saying they were freshly baked, and I secretly tasted one, and it tasted super good..."
Li Yu raised his head and saw that the box was filled with honey. I was a little curious about snacks like three knives:
“Why did you suddenly think of giving food away?”
If you hire someone to deliver it from the city, you can buy dozens of boxes for the errand fee, right?
Oh, what a prodigal woman who doesn’t know how to live.
Diao Chan puffed up her cheeks and whispered:
“I just forwarded the recipe of traditional Chinese New Year snacks in the circle of friends, and said that I wanted to try it, and then Sister Zhou spent money Bought it for me... Sir, you should try it too, it's delicious." The girl picked up a piece of honey and put it into Li Yu's mouth, and then picked up a glutinous rice stick covered with sugar and tasted it:
"Ah, this is delicious, but it's a pity that you can't eat more, you will gain weight."
Li Yu chewed the honey sandao in his mouth. Except that the sugar juice inside was too sweet, everything else was good. .
He ate one piece and stopped eating, but continued to watch "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Diao Chan sat down, picked up a piece of mung bean cake and took a bite:
"Sir, are you ready to stir up the chaos of the Three Kingdoms?"
Li Yu originally wanted to hide it from her, but he felt that as a member of the B&B, Diao Chan should have the right to know:
"Xiao Chan, if one day they kill Wang Yun, I hope you don't blame everyone, I have always been there Try your best to avoid conflict with Wang Situ, but the Wang family is so domineering, and they will be dealt with sooner or later.”
Among our own people, Cai Yong and his daughter have a high status, but they have always been honest and have never been domineering. .
As a modern man, Sun Facai is a bit profligate, but he has never bullied anyone.
Lu Bu has always adhered to the rules. In the original work, after he killed Dong Zhuo, his prestige in the army was at its peak, and he was actually able to compete with Wang Yun.
But he always believed that he should not take matters into his own hands. He suggested several times that Wang Yun pardon the Xiliang army. Wang Yun refused to listen, and Lu Bu stopped insisting.
As for Jia Xu, let alone domineering, he usually walks close to the wall for fear of being noticed.
When such a group of people gather together and meet the domineering Wang Yun, there will definitely be a fight between fire and water.
After listening to Li Yu's words, Diao Chan was silent for a long time, and then said:
"Diao Chan in the Three Kingdoms world is dead, and now there is only Xiao Chan who is attached to the gentleman... No matter what decision the gentleman makes, I don’t even object.”
After saying what the girl thought of, she quickly patched it up:
“But you can’t drive me away!”
Li Yu pinched a Mi San Dao and fed it to the girl’s mouth :
"Don't worry about gains and losses. I will support you for the rest of your life and do what you say... Go and write an essay of no less than 500 words on the topic of going to the market. The title is of your own choosing."
I feel that my husband's words are sweeter than Mi San Dao... Although she was assigned homework, the little girl had a happy face and went to write the essay happily.
Li Yu continued to study "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Although our intelligence is not as good as the counselors in the book, we still need to think about it.
In the evening, Diao Chan got full marks for her composition as expected, and Li Yu also finished reading the plot of the assassination of Dong Zhuo.
After arriving in Chang'an, Dong Zhuo was actually very careful. Even when he went to court, he brought troops with him. Every time he went out, the army cleared the way. It was not easy to assassinate him.
While others were still thinking about using knives and guns, Wang Yun figured out an advanced strategy to dismantle the fortress from within.
But the little girl has been abducted into the real world, so the honey trap cannot be carried out.
Li Yu planned to remind Lu Bu next time to pull Li Su into his own camp first. In the original work, it was Li Su's help that led to the success of the assassination. If he wanted to kill Dong Zhuo this time, he would naturally have to drag him along to increase his chance of winning in metaphysics.
The next day, Wang Chunxi led the construction team over.
Surveying and mapping, smoothing the road, and selecting the location of the cable bridge.
According to Wang Chunxi’s idea, the cable bridge can be pulled directly from the observation deck to the opposite side.
But considering that the vault is under the observation deck and the B&B is not suitable for bustling tourists, Li Yu settled on the open space on the right side of the gate.
This location is close to the B&B, but not next to it. Tourists can come in and visit, or follow the plank road at the door to Longwang Village, which has a relatively high degree of freedom.
And the construction process will not affect the business of the B&B, so it can serve multiple purposes.
In the open space next to the B&B, the construction of the warehouse is also in progress simultaneously.
The trench was dug, the tamping machine started hammering repeatedly, and then the steel bars were tied and concrete was poured. By dark, the foundation of the entire warehouse had been laid, and the next step could be carried out after it was completely solidified.
It’s the end of the year and the workers are very motivated.
Everyone wants to make more money so that they can prepare more New Year goods and buy a new set of clothes for their children.
When it was dark, the ground trough was poured, and Li Yu strolled over to estimate the maximum capacity of the warehouse.
Building such a large warehouse will not only facilitate the supply of materials to the world in the book, but also facilitate the exchange of supplies between various worlds.
From now on, the B&B will be positioned as a transit station, providing some help as much as possible. It is impossible to dump the materials of modern society there.
There must be a limit so as not to disrupt prices and resource supply and demand in the real world.
While he was watching, he saw a figure flash at the back door of the B&B, and Mu Guiying's toned figure quietly appeared.
But this crazy girl was different from usual. She did not go to the restaurant to eat, nor did she go to the study. Instead, she picked up the shovel and dug furtively in the yard.
Huh?
What is this for?
Are you ready to dig a hole for me to fall down?
Li Yu put his hands in his pockets and walked over slowly, preparing to wait until Mu Guiying dug it bigger before letting her fill it in, so as to consume her strong energy and avoid constantly thinking about causing damage.
As he approached the back door, he saw that Mu Guiying had dug a pit half a meter deep.
If you step on the air and fall like this, your legs may break.
Li Yu was worried that the girl was digging harder and harder, so he couldn't help coughing:
"Guiying, what are you doing?"
The crazy girl who was doing something bad suddenly turned around with three flying knives in her hand.
She was about to throw her back when she saw it was Li Yu:
"Sir? You really have a clever idea. Did you teleport directly from the study?"
< br>Li Yu: "..."
Don't add settings to me. I won't be able to do anything else, and I will die socially.
He walked to the pit at the door and looked inside:
"There is a good road, why do we need to dig a pit?"
As soon as he talked about this, Mu Guiying's eyes widened. It flashed:
"This... this is just for me to practice my hands. I feel itchy and want to dig it out... I will fill it in right away. It will not hinder my husband's walking."
This is obviously not telling the truth.
Li Yu thought of his last reply to Nuwa Empress, and suddenly thought of a possibility:
"Did the empress ask you to dig this soil?"
Mu Guiying's eyes widened, and Stunned look:
“I didn’t say anything, you actually guessed it... Master is curious about the dirt here and wants me to take some back. She is so old and still likes to play with mud. , you don’t know how tired I am usually.”
The queen will hang you up and beat you sooner or later... Li Yu looked at the pit:
"Just dig the soil. Why are you digging so deep?"
"Master plays with mud and doesn't like the ordinary soil on the surface. She said that clay is best, but I don't know what it is..."< br>
If you want to find pottery clay, you have to go to Jingdezhen. The soil there is good... Li Yu thought that the soil in the yard might have been sterilized because of the Pangu in the B&B, so he said:
"You fill this hole first, and I will take you to dig outside later."
There is not much clay here, but you can find some red clay. This kind of soil is very sticky and has high plasticity. Come to think of it Not much different from clay.
When Mu Guiying heard this, she quickly filled up the pit and jumped on it specially.
After finishing these tasks, she carried the shovel, and Li Yu took a woven bag and went to a small slope outside the B&B. The two of them threw away their arms and dug hard. Soon, layers of red clay were covered It was dug out.
"How much do you need, Madam?"
"I don't know. Let's prepare a bag first. Yesterday, you asked me for a bag of cement. I was so mysterious all day long. If it weren't for She often robs me of food, and I suspect that she has become a god.”
My old mother is mysterious, and it’s not just for you.
After packing a bag of clay, Mu Guiying quickly tied it up and excitedly carried it on his shoulders before going back.
Li Yu asked:
"Has the water flow rate been measured?"
"It has been measured and the topographic map has been taken. When will Sir help Muke Village? Buying equipment? I’m still waiting to use the induction cooker to eat hotpot.”
Can you think about something else?
There is no girl in the family who loves beauty as much as a rough guy like Lu Bu.
Mu Guiying hurriedly disappeared at the door of the backyard carrying the soil, intending to satisfy the queen's request first and then come back to discuss the hydropower station.
After she left, Li Yu muttered silently:
“I hope that the soil in the real world will allow Empress Nuwa to create little people who disrupt the world, so that we don’t have to worry about the employees of the B&B. If I was kidnapped by a crazy girl, I won’t be angry with you anymore..."
(End of this chapter)