Chapter 182 Master Li’s authentic work? 【Asking for monthly tickets】
Oh, the queen must know!
When Mu Guiying swore, Diao Chan covered her mouth in joy, knowing that this girl would definitely tell the truth. However, Mr. Stinky gave a test paper as a gift during the Chinese New Year, and she really should let the empress take care of it.
Li Yu looked at the complicated and exquisite patterns on the back of the bronze mirror and felt that it should be worth a lot of money.
It is a pity that this is a gift personally ordered by the empress and prepared by the village leader Mu. It cannot be sold, otherwise the small flying knife will be thrown over and the head will be ripped off on the spot.
After Mu Guiying gave the gift, she dipped the roast goose in the sour plum sauce and said while nibbling:
"It's your turn, Fairy Little Cicada, Go! Go! Go!"
Diao Chan smiled and took out her carefully prepared New Year's gift:
Qin Qiong's is a dark fur-collared cloak that can be used as both a cloak and a quilt. It seems to be custom-made, and it is just right for Qin's second brother. Height and size.
Lü Bu’s gift was a series of tools suitable for showing off, such as wireless Bluetooth headsets, sunglasses, and portable Bluetooth speakers, which surprised Lu Wenhou.
The gift given to Wu Song was a bunch of figurines and wood carvings, all of which were related to Wu Song's tiger killing. Erlang was a little embarrassed:
"It's just a tiger killed with bare hands. There is no need to be so high-profile."< br>
But after all, he accepted it with satisfaction, and even studied the packaging secretly.
After Brother Erlang passes away, it’s time for Mr. Stinky.
Diao Chan held up a rolled-up painting and handed it over:
"I practiced secretly. If you don't draw well, please punish me."
Silly girl, even if you draw a cockroach, I won't be willing to punish you... Li Yu took the painting and Slowly opening it, I realized that the picture inside was me.
The painting style is very classical, but the content is somewhat modern.
The handsome young man in the black hooded sweater was driving a blue electric tricycle, carrying a strong golden retriever, and was driving on the mountain road.
Li Yu doesn’t think it’s a big deal if it comes to modern sketches or oil paintings, but this kind of content in classical Chinese paintings is very similar to the spoof Chinese paintings on the Internet such as Xiao He riding a bicycle chasing Han Xin and Lin Daiyu wearing black stockings. .
"Not bad, the painting is very vivid, I like it very much."
Seeing Diao Chan looking at him expectantly, Li Yu quickly praised it, for fear that the girl would overthink it.
Mu Guiying came over to take a look and immediately burst into laughter:
"Sir, has this really happened? I feel so downtrodden."
Li Yu recalled the B&B At the beginning, Sun Facai's whereabouts were unknown, the scenic spot was unfinished, and there was no guest in the B&B. Only Brother Dao was with him. He couldn't help but sigh:
"Before we met you guys, Brother Dao and I could barely eat plain water noodles. The only means of transportation was an electric tricycle. We often took Brother Dao out for a walk."
Mu Guiying blinked and asked:
“Then didn’t we save you?”
Wu Song felt that this was not appropriate:
“It should be mutual rescue. If it weren’t for Brother Li, we would all be dead. According to the normal development of the story, I fell into the trap and became a bandit, second brother Qin lost his friend, brother Fengxian was blamed for killing his father, and sister Guiying would also lose Muke Village and all her relatives..."
He picked up the wine glass, held it in both hands and toasted Li Yu:
"Brother Li, I cannot thank you enough for your kindness, it's all in the wine!"
After saying that, Wu Song held a glass of wine Drink it all.
Although Qin Qiong and Lu Bu did not speak, they each raised their glasses and paid tribute to Li Yu in the same way.
Mu Guiying was a little embarrassed and picked up the fresh orange juice on the table:
"I'm sorry, sir, I said the wrong thing. How about I blow a bottle alone?"
Li Yu drank a glass of white wine with a few people and carefully put the painting away:
" Drinking less drinks will not be good for your health... Xiaochan, please continue giving out gifts."
Diao Chan took out a shopping card from her pocket and handed it to Mu Guiying:
"Sister Guiying, there are 20,000 yuan in this card. Next time you go to the mall, you can buy the colorful clothes you like."
"Really? You are so good, Fairy Little Cicada. No wonder my master praises you every day and asks me to learn from you... Then I will buy two sets for my master and give you some artifacts to use!"
Li Yu: "..."
How much evil did the empress do to accept such a troublesome disciple like you?
The last gift was for Xiao Yuefei. Just when Li Yu thought it was school supplies, Diao Chan opened her phone and showed a mountain bike:
"Junior Brother Yue Fei, this is called You can ride a bicycle to exercise... I placed the order too late and it is still on the way. It will take a few days to receive it, so you will have to wait a little longer.”
When Yue Fei heard this, he quickly handed over his hands and said thanks:
"Thank you, sister Xiaochan!"
After the gifts were given, Li Yu calculated the money spent and felt that Diao Chan's little treasury had bottomed out. , Fortunately, I have collected a lot of New Year's money. When the gold ingots are sold, the little girl will be upgraded to a little rich woman again.
The next step is Yue Fei.
His gift was simple, each hand-copied military book was given to him, and he also gave Li Yu a separate calligraphy work:
"Brother Yan Qing went to Tokyo on a business trip and accidentally got a copy of "Niannujiao" written by Master Li. Hearing that the New Year in the real world was approaching, he asked his students to give it to him as a gift."
The last time I went back, Yue Fei said When the matter of bringing Master Li to the real world came up, Lu Junyi immediately allocated a thousand taels of silver and asked Yan Qing to rush to Tokyo at night to investigate.
Yan Qing stayed in Tokyo for several days. Although he could not take away Li Shishi himself, it was not without gain. At least he got Li Shishi's authentic work.
When Yue Fei came to modern society, the clever Yan Qing would not miss this opportunity to build relationships, and specifically asked Yue Fei to transfer this work to Li Yu.
"Song lyrics written by Li Shishi himself?"
Diao Chan was eating red dates from the honey yam. When she heard this, her little ears stood up alertly.
She quietly observed several people from the Song Dynasty and found that Mu Guiying secretly winked at Yue Fei, and Yue Fei's younger brother actually responded. The little girl immediately felt like she was stabbed in the back.
Wow, you guys actually want to sneak a beautiful girl to a B&B.
No wonder Sister Guiying has been talking about beauties recently. Is she planning to let the beauties of the Song Dynasty overtake our Han Dynasty?
No, we can’t let them succeed. I want to unite with Sister Zhou to defend against foreign enemies!
The little girl was full of drama in her heart, but when she thought that she was just Li Yu's cousin and Zhou Ruotong was kind to her, it was also for this reason that she immediately became discouraged.
While he was thinking wildly, Zhou Ruotong sent a WeChat message:
"Xiaochan, I wish you a happy new year. I will send you some lucky money."
Then 50,000 For a WeChat transfer of 1 yuan, Diao Chan quickly replied:
“Thank you, Sister Zhou.”
After replying the message, the little girl sighed softly.
If Sister Zhou knew that I was not my husband’s cousin in the future, would she hang me up and beat me to death?
When she was melancholy, Li Yu was admiring Li Shishi's calligraphy works.
The calligraphy is in regular script, very beautiful, and the lyrics are touching. The lines are filled with the melancholy of having a close friend and a friend that is hard to find, which makes people feel pity unconsciously...
It is worthy of being said. The four famous prostitutes, just writing a word can make people want to reward them. Now there will be a live broadcast. In order to compete for the top brother on the Internet, those wealthy brothers on the Internet must not be stupid?
No wonder he was able to move between emperors and courtiers with ease, his level was so high.
Li Yu sighed with emotion and put away the words.
Mu Guiying took the opportunity to persuade:
"I think there is a sense of sadness in this word. Can sir, please help her?"
Help?
How can I help?
Master Li is surrounded by the emperor, a group of ministers, and various financial sponsors. How can I help? Help her flirt with the emperor and make secret glances with the courtiers?
Li Yu said to Yue Fei:
"Let Yan Qing try to find those talents and don't waste time on this kind of thing. Before the big gathering, you have to recruit useful talents. . ”
If you don’t talk about doing business in a good time, why should you look for Mr. Li?
When the golden soldiers go south, do you expect her to withdraw them?
Yue Fei hurriedly said:
"The students will tell Brother Lu and Brother Yan Qing when they get back."
Sir's expression unexpectedly changed. Does this mean he doesn't like beautiful women? What to do... Mu Guiying looked confused, as if she was flattering someone on the horse's leg.
But she remembered the management books she had read. When corrupt officials accepted bribes, they would say yes or no, but they would get a lot of money.
Could it be that Sir is pretending to be reserved? Don't tell me, it's really possible. Last time, Master said he didn't like eating candied haws, but he secretly swallowed it later. These immortals in ancient times were very face-conscious.
Thinking of this, Mu Guiying became more enthusiastic and looked like she had seen through Li Yu.
I say no, but my heart must be very urgent.
Hmph, I will tell Xiao Feifei later that we must increase our efforts and try to bring Master Li here as soon as possible... Who else is there among the four famous prostitutes? Winning them all over to my husband will save him the trouble of picking and choosing!
Li Yu put away the painting and everyone continued to eat.
Qin Qiong ate roast suckling pig for the first time and thought the way of eating it dipped in sugar was very unique. He ate two pieces in a row and said with emotion:
"In ancient times, ordinary people dared to eat like this. I'm afraid it will piss the elders half to death."
Li Yu gave Diao Chan a piece of pig skin:
"Sugar is not only edible, it is also a strategic material and can be used to make various types of Molotov cocktails. , during World War II, many tanks were destroyed in this way.”
He briefly explained the working principle of the Molotov cocktail, which made Yue Fei's eyes light up:
"Sir, I said before that Tiefutu is difficult to deal with. If you can throw the Molotov cocktail over it, you will definitely be able to burn the enemy alive...Mr. "Is it troublesome to make a Molotov cocktail?"
It's nothing more than collecting some beer bottles, filling them with some flammable liquid and sugar, using cloth as a fuse, lighting them and smashing them out.
When playing "Battlefield" and "Call of Duty", Li Yu liked to use Molotov cocktails, and even won related titles, but he never tried it once in reality.
Wu Song said:
"Glass bottles are easy to find. You can buy a lot of them at any scrap station, but flammable liquids, except alcohol and gasoline, are not easy to buy in large quantities, right?"
I can buy three to five hundred liters temporarily. You can find a way, but if there are more, it will be a bit difficult.
Li Yugang wanted to say that Molotov cocktails might not be the best choice, but he suddenly thought of the documentary he watched a few days ago about Africans making gasoline in their own way.
Put crude oil into large iron barrels, light a fire underneath, and use distillation to refine the gasoline. This homespun oil production method has even put local gas stations out of business.
If we could find oil in ancient times and use the equipment used to distill alcohol to make gasoline, we should be able to solve the problem of raw materials for Molotov cocktails.
As for oil, it was easy to find it in ancient times, because the word "oil" was named after Shen Kuo, the first scientist in the Northern Song Dynasty. He also calculated the use of oil in detail.
According to the records in "Mengxi Bi Tan", it is not difficult to find oil. Once a large amount of crude oil is available, gasoline can appear in the world of the book in advance.
After listening to Li Yu’s words, the female bandit Mu Guiying immediately said:
“I will ask people to search for oil when I get back. As long as I find it, I will use distilling equipment to make it and try it... ... Let’s make an agreement first, if it fails, sir, you will have to buy us new distilling equipment.”
Humph, this kind of experiment will have to be reimbursed by sir.
Li Yu picked up a piece of blue crab, peeled off the crab claws and put it in Diao Chan's bowl, and then said:
"If you can find oil, I will buy you industrial distillation equipment, and maybe we can put on a show The drama of the Burning Tianmen Formation.”
No matter how powerful the One Hundred and Eight Formations are, all living beings will become equal in front of gasoline.
Diao Chan ate the crab claws that were almost as big as her own hands and found them very delicious. No wonder the crabs in the aquatic products section of the supermarket are so expensive, they are just delicious.
Li Yu peeled off some more crab meat, and Mu Guiying couldn't help but handed her plate over:
"There's no room for Fairy Little Chan's plate, so why not put it here with me, I'll keep it for her."
Lu Bu took a bite of the cumin lamb chops and asked vaguely:
"If you use fire directly, will it harm Tianhe?"
Li Yu peeled off a crab claw for Mu Guiying equally:
"The Tianmen Formation is Lu Dongbin's anger. , anything that goes against the will of Heaven will be recorded on his head even if it hurts Tianhe.”
Heaven only arranged Mu Guiying's fate, but the empress was so angry that she retraced time a thousand times. If the cause and effect of burning the Tianmen Array were recorded on the head of the stupid disciple, the empress could skin Lu Dongbin and have cramps.
Li Yu gave an extra-large blue crab to Diao Chan and Mu Guiying equally, wiped his hands, and ate the roast goose.
Yue Fei picked up half a blue crab and tasted it:
"There will be a lot of crabs in the river near Qilin Village every summer and autumn. Can they be eaten too?"
Li Yugang wanted to say yes, but was worried that they would not eat properly:
"You can catch some and bring them over then. I'll try it first."
The time flow rate in the book world is different. It is New Year's Eve in the real world, but it is already the end of April in Muke Village. Water Margin said It’s mid-May in Yueshijie, and the crab-eating season will come soon.
Maybe in March here, you can eat the big river crabs that are only available at the end of September.
Hearing this, Yue Fei said:
"There seems to be some crabs in the river now. The students will go back and take Tang Huai, Zhang Xian, Wang Gui and other brothers to the river to have a look. If there are crabs, Just catch some for the teacher.”
Qin Qiong had also seen crabs and asked curiously:
“Can small crabs in the river be eaten?”
Li Yu nodded:
“Yes, remove the upper part. The cover and offal are wrapped in batter and fried. It is crispy and delicious, and is very suitable for drinking. "
When Mu Guiying heard about it, he planned to eat it in the river near Muke Village.
If it can really be eaten, wouldn't it be one more food to fill the stomach?
Everyone chatted casually while eating and drinking.
By the time it was past eight o'clock in the evening, everyone had a full belly.
At this time, the cannons were rumbling outside, and fireworks of various colors were blooming in the distant sky. Mu Guiying was too busy to compete with Lu Bu for leftovers:
"Sir, Let’s get started, we can’t let them take away our grace.”
Li Yu said with a smile:
"Don't worry, we can't take it away... First move all the fireworks you bought to the viewing platform, and we will set them off there."
Fireworks and Firecrackers Party Sprinkle a lot of smoke and gunpowder powder. If you are too close to the B&B, it will float to the room and windowsill, so try to stay as far away as possible so that everyone can see clearly.
When Mu Guiying was in a hurry to move out, Li Yu took out his mobile phone and was about to call his parents when he saw a message from Zhou Ruotong:
"Someone Happy New Year, people! ”
He didn’t even call his name, right? It’s too rude for a Beijing girl... Li Yu replied with a Happy New Year emoji, and also symbolically sent a 199.99 New Year red envelope:
“I wish you May the new year be peaceful and joyful, and it will become more and more beautiful.”
In the courtyard of Zhou’s house in Beijing, Zhou Ruotong, who was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, saw this news and unconsciously raised the corner of his mouth with a smile:
“Bad guy, you actually learned how to use red envelopes to seduce me.”
She accepted the red envelope and was worrying about what New Year gift to give to her smelly cat. This generation of the Zhou family The boss Zhou Ruoshan came over:
"Tongtong, who are you chatting with? Are you talking about friends?"
Zhou Ruoshan is the son of his uncle Zhou Bingshan. He is in his thirties and hangs out in a history research laboratory with the prefix "国". He likes He plays motorcycles and is a die-hard member of the Beijing Motorcycle Club.
Seeing his elder brother coming over, Zhou Ruotong thought that Li Yu also liked motorcycles, so he put away his mobile phone and asked:
"Boss, what kind of motorcycle is generally better for boys?"
When Zhou Ruoshan heard this talk, he immediately became interested:
"Modern motorcycles are generally divided into four categories, road bikes, station wagons, cruisers, off-road vehicles... You must first determine the type before you can choose the style."
Zhou Ruotong originally wanted to choose an off-road motorcycle, but was worried about Li Yu's driving As if something unexpected happened, she finally said:
"Just a road car, recommend one to me, no more than..."
Remembering that Li Yu sent a red envelope of 199.99, she flipped through it. Thousand times:
“No more than 200,000, as long as you can drive it and play.”
The stinky guy was willing to spend more than 300,000 yuan to buy a car, but he still cherishes it so much. If he was given a motorcycle that was too expensive, he would probably be locked in the house and reluctant to ride it.
Zhou Ruoshan said:
“There are many choices at this price, including Kawasaki, Honda, BMW, Harley, Ducati... How about you come with me to choose in the next two days? A batch of new cars have arrived at the club. Choose whichever one you like. "
"Okay, thank you, boss."
In the courtyard of the B&B, Li Yu finished playing video with his parents. phone, and waved to the observation deck to signal the start.
Mu Guiying immediately took out a lighter, lit a half-meter-high box on fire, and then trotted back, fearing that she would miss the most exciting moment.
Soon, clusters of fireworks with sharp whistles soared into the dark night sky and suddenly exploded. The entire sky was instantly illuminated, becoming colorful and dazzling.
“Wow, so beautiful!”
Everyone took out their mobile phones to take pictures. Mu Guiying was so excited that she wanted to move a few boxes of fireworks to Muke Village for the children in the village to see. world.
Seeing this scene, Diao Chan clasped her hands on her chest and made a wish devoutly.
I hope Sister Zhou won’t hate me, I hope my husband won’t abandon me, I hope the B&B will always be my home...
After making the wish, she took out her phone, took a short video of fireworks blooming in the sky, and sent it to her friend Circle:
"Fire trees and silver flowers never sleep, and all your wishes come true in another year. I wish everyone a happy new year!"
(End of this chapter)