Chapter 183 Hanging yourself with a hook, no change allowed for ten thousand years! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops are coming to meet you!”
Mu Guiying was having fun, grabbing a handful of flying monkeys and lighting them one after another, and then With eyes full of little stars, I watched the flying monkeys fly into the sky and explode one by one.
Lu Bu, on the other hand, was holding the Gatling fireworks, which have become more popular in the past two years, and kept shooting towards the valley opposite the observation deck.
Qin Qiong prefers whirlwind tops and had a great time playing on the observation deck with a lighter.
Wu Song preferred fireworks bombs. He had already finished one box and opened the second box at this time.
Only Yue Fei believed that these fireworks and firecrackers were ideal communication tools.
Especially when a large corps is fighting, the signal can be seen clearly from ten miles away, and it can even be given different meanings according to the type of fireworks.
For example, fireworks are for gathering, Gatling is for attack, Sky Monkey is for rescue, etc. Try to maximize the military role of fireworks.
Yue Fei was excited when he saw Li Yu holding a walkie-talkie and contacting the duty room of the scenic spot:
"Is everything normal in the scenic area?"
Zhang Guoan, who had just returned from the New Year's Eve dinner to work overtime, said:
"Everything is normal. Didn't you drink too much tonight?"
" There are guests at the B&B, so don’t dare to drink too much.”
After the two ended the call, Yue Fei stared at the walkie-talkie in Li Yu’s hand and asked:
"Sir, is this also a mobile phone?"
"No, this is a walkie-talkie. It uses radio signals. It can also be used in ancient times. Now the Bingzhou Army has equipped it with several pairs. If you want to study it, go back I’ll get you two pairs too.”
Xiao Yuefei excitedly raised his hands and thanked him:
“May I ask, sir, how far can this thing be spread?”
“Mr. I tried it in the Three Kingdoms World. There is still a signal more than ten miles away, but it depends on the altitude. I will give you a copy of "Introduction to Radio" later and take a look for yourself."
Li Yu couldn't explain the principle of the walkie-talkie for a while, so he simply gave the book to Yue Fei and asked him to study on his own. If he didn't understand anything, he could help him look it up online.
Just as he was talking, Diao Chan, who was wearing a little devil's glittering headdress, came over holding a fairy wand with flowers in it:
"Sir, are you cute?"
"Cute, worthy of two sets of papers as a reward."
Mr. Stinky, can you not mention this... The little girl was waving the fairy wand in her hand vigorously, and the little devil headdress on her head was like snatched away by Mu Guiying.
The girl quickly put it on her head and urged Yue Fei:
"Xiao Fei, take a photo of me quickly. It should highlight my beauty and don't make me look like a crazy woman."
This is too high a request... Yue Fei quickly excused his cell phone battery and went aside to play with a few fireworks.
Li Yu took a few photos of Marshal Mu, and took a photo with Diao Chan against the background of fireworks. Feeling that he was a little drunk, he went to the living room to drink a cup of tea to sober up.
Brother Dao squatted on the carpet in the living room, quietly watching the fireworks outside, staying out of the action but not missing anything.
Li Yu took two sips of tea and saw that there was no one in the living room. With the help of wine, he sat down on the carpet, put his arms around Brother Dao's neck and said:
"I can't give you New Year's money since I'm celebrating the New Year. I don’t know what gift to give you, so I’ll just tell you the rule I’ve recently summarized.”
I originally wanted to tell Brother Dao about this rule later, but think about it, this guy has troubled the whole family. Dali, Li Yu thinks it’s better to say it now.
Anyway, it is his boss who directly benefits from Gouzi’s upgrade, so why should he hesitate?
Listening to these words, Brother Dao's eyes were obviously more eager.
Obviously, those world rules are very important to Brother Dao.
Li Yu said it all over again. After listening to Brother Dao, he ran around the living room twice excitedly, and the hair all over his body exploded. After the fuss, he lay down on the carpet and started Sleeping is exactly the same as the last upgrade.
No way, can a rule be upgraded?
It seems that the queen's participation is very helpful for Gouzi to explore the rules in the book.
It wasn’t until almost ten o’clock that the fireworks ended. Everyone returned to the living room, with excitement and joy on everyone’s faces. It was the first time to play like this, and it was so fun.
Mu Guiying took a few sips of the slightly cold tea with her tea cup in hand, and then asked:
"By the way, there is a copper coin in the dumpling. Who has eaten it? Brother Fengxian will reward you with one." "Gold cakes."
While eating, Marshal Mu was so distracted that he forgot to include money in the dumplings.
Now that I have come back to my senses, I realize that I have missed hundreds of millions.
Everyone looked at each other in shock. None of them got any copper coins. Li Yu didn’t even know about this.
When Lu Bu heard this, he slapped his head hard and hurried out:
"I hope Mr. Wenhe and his friends won't have their teeth pinched..."
He left quickly and came back quickly. , less than five minutes later, a message came:
"That dumpling was eaten by Guo Jia. He was also curious about what the Sui Tongbao on the copper coin meant. He had cleaned the copper coin and put it on "On the neck."
My God, this guy is really cold and unscrupulous. When he encounters an unknown copper coin, he immediately puts it on a rope and hangs it around his neck. Is he not afraid of committing any taboos?
After complaining about Guo Jia, Li Yu said:
"According to our rules, tonight is the day to fill the poverty pit. You have to eat enough to have good luck in the coming year, make a fortune, and drive away bad luck. Let's go... Do you want to eat something more to fill up your own poverty?"
Everyone was full and not hungry, and planned to go to the study upstairs to play poker for a while.
But when Li Yu said this, these people from ancient times suddenly felt that... it seemed that it was okay to eat more, especially Yue Fei, who had been poor since he was a child. Now that he heard this theory, he couldn't help but I want two more bowls of dumplings.
Li Yu went to the kitchen and cooked a bowl of beef dumplings in sour soup with seaweed and shrimp skin for each of them. Then he sorted the previous plates and put them into the newly installed dishwasher. Then we went to the restaurant and ate dumplings with everyone while watching the Spring Festival Gala on TV.
Wu Song was so impressed by the TV in the restaurant that when he first came to the B&B, he smashed the TV on the wall to pieces and lost ten taels of silver.
When Mu Guiying heard this, she couldn't help but laugh and said:
"I should have kidnapped my husband and given him a good scare, so that he could feel the danger and terror of ancient people! "
With you here, I can feel it without the step of kidnapping... Li Yu said:
"I will still cook dumplings tomorrow morning. When I get up, I will set off firecrackers first. After setting off the firecrackers, I will cook the dumplings. Erlang, after breakfast, remember to go to the village to pay New Year greetings to the elderly. If you worship your ancestors at home, don’t forget to kowtow.”
Now that you have taken root in Shitouzhai Village, you have to truly integrate into it.
Fortunately, many people in the village will go to the scenic spot to work tomorrow, and there will not be so many idle people on the street, otherwise Wu Erlang will definitely be dragged to drink.
Wu Song said:
"Thank you, Brother Li, for reminding me. I know what to do."
After eating the dumplings, everyone stopped playing poker and prepared to go Rest upstairs.
There are not many guests tonight, there are quite a few vacant rooms, and everyone can stay in one.
Mu Guiying put her arms around Diao Chan’s shoulders and asked:
“Fairy Xiao Chan, how about we sisters stay together and sleep together tonight?”
The little girl was on the spot. Rejection:
“I don’t want to catch a cold during the Chinese New Year, so go sleep in your own room.”
Mu Guiying smiled evilly:
"I'm kidding you. With such a beautiful view on New Year's Eve, I won't delay you and your husband's personal care. If you have a baby in the future, I will be considered the successor to the throne." Someone is here..."
Diao Chan:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Good guy, a bandit who occupies a mountain and is king. Not only does he dream of being an emperor all day long, but everyone in the team has thought about it and arranged it very carefully.
When we arrived upstairs, everyone said good night to each other and went back to their rooms to rest.
On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, after Li Yu got up, he held his mobile phone and replied a circle of Happy New Year, then went downstairs and saw the energetic Brother Dao.
Li Yu patted it on the head and sent New Year blessings:
"Have a good new year, dog, I wish you will be single this year."
"Woof woof woof!"
Hey, I don’t like this kind of blessing. How about a group of wives and concubines?
Just as he was about to change his words, Brother Dao ran out of the door without even eating, and ran towards Longqishan.
What's going on? The last time we did a ticket joint venture, this guy went to Longqi Mountain. Why did he go there again today, the first day of the Lunar New Year?
Could it be that on the first day of the Lunar New Year, you would go to Longqi Mountain to rub the luck of the good-luck cat?
Don’t say it, it is really possible. People on the Internet say that the cat can bring good luck to people. Many people have come forward and proved that fortune will turn around after praying to the good-luck cat. So now, Longqi Mountain has opened a dedicated A cat worship channel.
If the dog hadn't run away, Li Yu really wanted to put his arms around this guy's neck and say the words that countless parents have said:
"Look at me!"
They are both magical pets. They can increase their wealth and make a lot of money, but dogs can only open up the world in books and don't cooperate well. After so long, the fifth book is also Not turned on. Don't know how long we have to wait.
Shaking his head, Li Yu was worried that setting off firecrackers too early would disturb the guests' rest, so he went out to exercise for a while before returning to the B&B to prepare breakfast.
I ate two kinds of dumplings yesterday. Worried that everyone would get tired of them, he steamed some of them and made some of them into appetizing and delicious sour soup dumplings.
"Good morning sir, Happy New Year!"
While working in the kitchen, Diao Chan came to the restaurant and sent New Year blessings.
As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Guiying followed in:
"Sir, can we set off the firecrackers now? Do you want to clean up the cannon paper in the yard?"
Li Yu said:
"No, we can't sweep the yard today, the first day of the Lunar New Year. We'll keep it for now. The thicker the cannon paper, the better it looks... You can set off the firecrackers. After setting off the firecrackers, have breakfast."
In the past, there were all kinds of rules during the Chinese New Year in my hometown. The rules are very detailed. For example, you can't sweep the floor on a certain day, you can't use scissors on a certain day, you have to eat noodles on a certain day, etc. It's very complicated.
Although I am not in my hometown now, I still have to abide by some rules.
When Mu Guiying heard that there was no need to sweep the floor, she quickly shouted to Yue Fei outside:
"Xiao Feifei, don't sweep the floor. You can't sweep the floor on New Year's Day, otherwise your husband will lose his hair."
Li Yu: "..."
How can you tell lies better than me?
Soon, the crackling sound of cannons was heard in the yard.
After setting off the firecrackers, Li Yu took out the sour soup dumplings and steamed dumplings, and prepared a few side dishes and various braised foods suitable for matching, and then started to eat breakfast.
Last night we had dumplings for dinner, dumplings for midnight snack, and dumplings in the morning. Everyone likes dumplings and wanted to change their taste.
"Sir, what's for lunch?"
After asking for everyone's opinions, Li Yu said:
"Eat rice for lunch, steam some meatballs or something, stew two chickens, stir-fry There are a few kinds of vegetables, both meat and vegetable, so we don’t eat dumplings.”
Although dumplings are the main food during the Chinese New Year in the north, they cannot be eaten every time, they have to be mixed.
When he heard that there was delicious food, Lu Bu, who originally planned to go back, immediately decided to have lunch before leaving. He also had to play with the Bluetooth headset a little more, striving to become a trend-chasing boy in the Three Kingdoms world as soon as possible.
After dinner, Wu Song drove the electric tricycle to the village.
Li Yu drove a car and took several ancient people to the scenic spot. He also went to the office to urge the finance department to distribute Spring Festival red envelopes to employees.
Mu Guiying liked to join in the fun. Seeing many tourists, she immediately performed an impromptu knife-throwing performance in the small square where Wu Song was holding up a stone pier to show off.
While Li Yu and Diao Chan went to buy milk tea for everyone, Yue Fei stood in the field with an apple on his head, and stabbed the apple with a flying knife, which shocked Li Yu who came back from buying milk tea. This dangerous behavior was urgently stopped.
Xiao Yuefei has a lot of missions. At the same time, he is the uncle of Tathagata who has come down to earth to do gold plating. This will cause trouble for him. Tathagata is afraid that Tathagata will quickly return to earth to take revenge.
After wandering around the scenic spot, Li Yu picked out a suitable location for the statue of Nuwa, which was near Qianqiu Pond surrounded by half a circle of cliffs.
The pond here is deep, and there is an open space next to it suitable for building a scenic spot. Once it is built, the shape of Nuwa Empress patching up the sky coupled with the ethereal charm of Qianqiu Pond will be absolutely attractive.
Qianqiutan has mountains, water and waterfalls, as well as a moon-looking pavilion and various vegetation. There are also two rest areas nearby for tourists to rest, so that the empress can listen to what everyone is talking about.
In the later stage, building some buildings such as Nuwa Temple on top of the cliff can also create a linkage effect.
After confirming the location, Li Yu marked it and planned to contact the sculpture boss after the Spring Festival.
Returning to the B&B again, he made lunch. After everyone finished eating, he said goodbye and left.
Before leaving, Lu Bu packed up a few roast chickens and seven or eight pounds of pig head meat. Yue Fei took pig ears, braised pork intestines and elbow scallops, and Mu Guiying took away half a basin of Li Yu’s fried peanuts. , and moved away a bunch of fireworks.
Qin Qiong stuffed the silk cloth with the meaning of Bo Yuntian into his arms, packed ten kilograms of braised beef, and said before leaving:
"I got the calligraphy of Guan Gong, Brother Yu plans to write it Xin called brother Shan Xian to Beiping Mansion and had a heart-to-heart talk... We can't live up to the words "Yi Bo Yuntian"
It's a pity that Laoguan can't come, otherwise he would have to be photographed in the scenic spot. Some publicity photos, acting as the image ambassador of the scenic spot.
As soon as he puts on the parrot green jersey and holds the Qinglong Yanyue Sword in his hand, he will definitely set off the entire Hanfu circle and attract all Hanfu lovers from all over the country.
Li Yu told him:
"It's okay for my second brother to chat with Shan Xiongxin, but don't take risks and try it rashly."
Qin Qiong nodded heavily:
"Don't worry, Brother Yu has his own sense of proportion."
After everyone left, Diao Chan came over with the movie card given by Wu Song:
"Sir, I want to go to the movie. Can you accompany me?"
" Okay, since there’s nothing else to do, let’s go and watch this year’s Spring Festival movies to see if they are as good as advertised.”
The two of them drove to a movie, and when they came back, they specially brought it to the queen. I bought French fries, popcorn and Coke, and used the money from the movie card to buy some movie peripherals.
Until the third day of the lunar new year, Li Yu was enjoying the Spring Festival leisurely.
In the past two days, Wu Song stayed outside for a long time. He only came back after eating every time. Li Yu thought it was a treat from the villagers and didn't care.
After a few days of rest, Diao Chan finally gathered her thoughts and started studying.
Li Yu talked about the arrangements for this girl:
"When you catch up with your classes, I will find a way to get you a household registration, and then you can go to school and attend classes normally. , I might even have to live on campus.”
Diao Chan wanted to refuse, but Li Yu didn’t follow her this time:
"Xiaochan, even if you want to live here for the rest of your life, you must first see the outside world and understand the operating rules of this society. If you still want to come back here after you graduate from college, I will definitely not object at that time."
The little girl flattened her mouth and said with a cry in her voice:
“You said you would support me for the rest of your life, so you can’t break your promise!”
Li Yu took the initiative to grab her. He held his hand and comforted her softly:
"Silly girl, I will definitely support you for the rest of your life, but you have to go to school when you should go out. We may have to open many factories in the future, so you can't keep me busy all the time. A laborious job, right? If you want to come back after you graduate from college, I will support you if you want to make a career in a big city. Anyway, this will always be your home, and room 201 will always belong to you.”
Since coming to modern society, Diao Chan has only Li Yu to rely on. Now that she suddenly heard about this arrangement, she felt a little unacceptable.
She leaned on Li Yu's shoulder and wiped away her tears:
"What about you? When you get married and have a wife, will she beat me, scold me, or stop me? Stay close to you and let me eat leftovers and wash my feet every day..."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
My dear baby, have you watched any sad dramas recently?
He said dumbfounded:
“Don’t worry, such a day will never happen, and I will definitely not be able to get married in the next few years, otherwise the secret of our B&B will not be kept... Don’t cry, you will bully me. "
Mr. Bad, you are just bullying me...Diao Chan hugged Li Yu's arm tightly and rested her head on Li Yu's shoulder:
"You said You won’t object to me coming back after I graduate from college. Are you serious?”
“Seriously, I can swear it in front of your mother’s statue in the future.”
"I can't wait for that day... You pull the hook with me and hang yourself for a hundred... One hundred years is too little, ten thousand years are not allowed to change!"
Li Yu stretched out his little finger and touched Diao Chan's fair skin. The slender fingers hooked together to complete this childish hook-drawing oath.
After pulling the hook, Diao Chan said a lot of words coquettishly. She waited until her emotions calmed down before letting go of Li Yu, sitting down at the desk, and pursed her lips in a dignified manner:
"Okay, Mr. Bad, it's your turn to assign homework. Whether you're writing a composition or a paper today, I'm not afraid of you!"
Why are you still treating death like home?
Li Yu smiled and helped the girl tidy up her hair:
"There is no composition or test paper today, so continue your self-study. I will go to the kitchen to arrange dinner and make you a sweet potato dish by the way."
After that, he strode out of the study.
Diao Chan at the desk sniffed and did not follow Li Yu's instructions to study on her own. Instead, she picked up the square manuscript paper next to her and started writing her composition on her own initiative.
She held the pen and wrote the title of the composition:
"I will protect you with my whole life, my bad Mr.! 》
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