Chapter 206: Taking Liu Guanzhang to eat hot pot and losing blood! [Requesting monthly tickets]
"You four stand closer and have a smile!"
In the morning, at the gate of the B&B, before the guests got up, Guan Yu, Qin Qiong, Wu Song, Shan Xiongxin were wearing brand new clothes People in Hanfu stood together and took a group photo under Lu Bu's command.
The shortest among the four is 1.9 meters tall, and Guan Yu is over 2.1 meters tall. Lu Bu, who is in charge of taking pictures, is half a head taller than Lao Guan. They look like a basketball team going on a group outing. Zhao Dahu, who came back from running, felt envious:
“Damn, I’m not short at 1.8 meters. Why do I always feel like I can’t hold my head up in a B&B?”
He is actually only four centimeters shorter than Li Yu, but because his shoulders are too broad and his body is too big, he looks a bit shorter than Li Yu. Among all the men in the B&B, he likes to be called the dwarf.
After Lu Bu took a group photo of the four two, he held the digital camera in his hand and said to Liu Bei:
"Xuande, look, the four people were perfectly photographed together... It is much more real than the portraits. Let’s take a photo together later.”
Well, when we really start to fight against the Jin soldiers, we will find a way to take pictures of the Jin generals and use the photos to make playing cards and distribute them to the army. .
With this kind of exposure, no enemy general will ever try to escape from his shell again!
Liu Bei looked at the photos on the camera screen and exclaimed:
"It's really easy to use... If Ma Mengqi had this magical weapon back then, he wouldn't have let Ah Mao run away."
"It's not just Ma Mengqi. I used my halberd to stop Ah Mao in Puyang. When I asked him where Cao Cao was, he pointed in a random direction, causing me to miss the opportunity... When I ask the enemy general a question later, I'll cut him first!"
In the entire "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", it seems that Liu Bei was defeated almost all the way. In fact, Cao Cao did not give in too much, and there were several moments when his life was at stake.
Chasing Dong Zhuo, he was ambushed by Xu Rong, and was ambushed by Lu Bu in Puyang. Wancheng said "Is there a prostitute in the city?", killing his son and Dian Wei, and even his mount Jueying was slaughtered.
When he conquered Xiliang, he was chased by Ma Chao and had to cut off his beard and abandon his robe; in the battle of Chibi, he fled like a headless fly.
Even the proud Battle of Guandu saw most defeats in the early stages. If Xu You hadn’t surrendered in front of the formation and revealed the secret of Wuchao Tun Liang, it’s hard to say what the outcome of the Battle of Guandu would have been. .
But that’s what awesome people are like. After losing, they stand up unsteadily again.
Lu Bu pointed the camera at the rope bridge under construction in the distance:
“Look, you can also zoom in on the distant image by adjusting the focus. Imagine if the scout had With this object, we can photograph the enemy’s movements from a distance and send them to the commander’s office for analysis in a timely manner. We will not be afraid of any opponent.”
These words made Liu Bei suddenly full of pride:
"What Fengxian said is very true. If anyone has trouble in the future, you can write to me and be willing to offer suggestions and contribute your strength to the rise of the Han Dynasty!"
Contribute? Then help me contain Soochow... Lu Bu chuckled:
"Sun Wentai is outside Hulao Pass, will Xuande still marry his daughter? If so, Lu is willing to keep this matchmaker!"
< br>Liu Bei was shocked and quickly refused:
"Huo Qiaoqi has a saying: If the Huns are not broken, how can we take care of our family? Since we plan on that world, we will not consider personal issues. We will first make some contributions to the country and the people."
What does that mean? Doesn’t it sound like the memories with Sun Shangxiang are perfect?
According to the setting of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Sun Shangxiang is a female military general. It is estimated that Feng Feng Huohuo is just like Bandit Mu. She is also good-looking. It is said that she should get along with Uncle Liu Huang.
Liu Bei didn't hide it either:
"She took Chan'er and insisted on returning to Jiangdong. She didn't see me as her husband. She even scolded Zilong and Yide for being such a confused woman. People should naturally be kept at a distance.”
Although it is a political marriage, Liu Bei is a good man, elegant and polite. If Sun Shangxiang does not return to Soochow, he will definitely become Queen Ji Han in the future.
As a result, he returned to Jiangdong, but he didn't want to be seen there and had no shame to come back. He was depressed every day. Hearing that Liu Bei died in Baidi City, he also committed suicide by throwing himself into the river.
In the whole "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Sun Zhongmou seems to like to do this kind of two-way thing. Jingzhou borrowed half of it and then asked for it, cooperated well to carry out sneak attacks, married half of it and then split it, and the emperor personally conquered it. Run back halfway...
In the restaurant, Zhao Dahu touched Shan Xiongxin with his elbow:
"Second brother, why are there so many people today?"
Shan Xiongxin said with a smile:
"Several friends of mine came last night, and they all like Hanfu... Later, the black-faced bearded man also followed us to blacksmith. He said he hadn't blacksmithed in many years. I want to experience it.”
“Damn, that’s great. What’s his name? I’ll have a drink with him at noon.”
“His name is Zhang San’er. , very powerful."
In "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", when Zhang Fei and Liu Bei and Guan Yu were separated and trapped in the ancient city with their soldiers, he personally forged weapons for his men.
This blacksmithing experience is not worth mentioning, but last night before going to bed, I heard Shan Xiongxin say that he has been blacksmithing every day recently. Mr. Zhang was moved and made an appointment to experience it together today.
After dinner, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Qin Qiong hurried to the study room to continue studying. Wu Song went to the factory for a walk, and then went to the driving school to continue practicing subject three.
In the warehouse, Lu Bu placed a box of walkie-talkies on the fifth wheel, preparing to go back and put out the fire in Luoyang, then withdraw from the city and join Xu Rong to go to Xingyang.
Before leaving, Li Yu said to him:
"Inquire about Sun Facai's movements. By the way, ask about Cai Yan's study situation. If you need any information, you can continue to prepare here."< br>
"Don't worry, dear brother, Guo Jia and Wei Xu will set out with their people in the next two days. Once they arrive in Chang'an, there will be a reply."
Lü Bu set up the walkie-talkie and packed more than two hundred Tang Hengdao prepared by Li Yu. In the car, for such a big thing as killing Dong Zhuo, the weapons must be sophisticated to ensure that they are foolproof.
As for the armor tablets sent by logistics, Li Yu had asked Mu Guiying to take away one third, and gave the rest to Lu Bu.
Anyway, the Bingzhou Army has no combat missions in the future, so they can just let them do the armor-piercing thing themselves.
Dragon King Village, Zhang Fei, who successfully skipped class, saw a set of shining golden armor in the warehouse and was immediately attracted:
"What a dazzling armor, who is it for?"
Zhao Dahu said with his hands on his hips proudly:
"This belongs to Brother Qin. There are still a few steps to complete. Wait until it is finished. Just give it to him."
When he heard that it was for his own people, Zhang Fei couldn't help but take off his clothes and try it on.
It’s a pity that his face is already dark. When it is set off by the golden color, it looks even darker. He even has a bit of the temperament of a village gunman. Zhang San couldn’t help shouting:
"It doesn't look good. Why did Brother Qin choose this color?"
Shan Xiongxin knew as soon as he saw this performance that he wanted new armor, and said to Zhao Dahu with a smile:
"Make a suit of armor tailor-made for Zhang San, I'll pay for it."
He took out his mobile phone, worried that ten thousand yuan was too little, so he directly transferred twenty thousand yuan to Zhao Dahu.
Even if he came to the real world, he would not change his past heroic generosity. If WeChat had not limited it, he would even want to transfer another 40,000 yuan to Liu Bei and Guan Yu. One set.
But it doesn't matter. Let's make Zhang Fei's armor first. Uncle Liu Huang and Mr. Guan can arrange it at any time if they want.
“Thank you, Brother Shan!”
Zhang Fei cupped his fists and saluted. He liked the feeling of being with Shan Xiongxin so much. He was much better than that bastard in Bingzhou.
After Zhao Dahu received the money, he enthusiastically picked up the ruler and began to measure Zhang Fei's body data, and suggested several armor styles by the way.
After measuring the body and selecting the style, Zhao Dahu placed an order for custom-made materials, and then moved out some iron blocks and several hammers of different sizes to prepare for blacksmithing.
For two days in a row, Zhang Fei avoided studying in the name of blacksmithing, but Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Qin Qiong studied very seriously.
Early on Tuesday morning, Qin Qiong wore brand new golden armor and led the yellow gelding into the warehouse, intending to return to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties to prepare for the school competition.
Before reaching the middle of the warehouse, the air suddenly fluctuated, and Mu Guiying drove an electric five-wheeler into the real world.
"Second Brother Qin, this armor is so handsome. Is it made of gold?"
As soon as this girl saw something valuable, her eyes lit up.
Of course, as a bandit in the new era, she would not rob openly, but planned to exchange the sweet potatoes from Muke Village.
Qin Qiong said with a smile:
“This is steel armor. Brother Dahu asked someone to dye it with a layer of color... I heard that Sister Xian is about to go on an expedition. Brother Yu wishes you a good start and success. Break the formation!"
Mu Guiying waved her hands indifferently:
"With those insidious tricks Mr. You have figured out, it is easy to break the formation. I even want to defeat Youzhou directly. , became my base, but unfortunately the master did not agree, saying that the time had not come yet.”
Saying goodbye to Qin Qiong, Mu Guiying charged the fifth wheel, carried a small cloth bag, and strolled to the study:
"Sir, we are ready to set off. Can you get me some more bottles?" Huh? A lot of those bottles were bought by wealthy people nearby..."
Li Yu was explaining the use of tablet computers to Liu Bei and Guan Yu. Hearing this, he felt dumbfounded:
"That's for you. Why did you sell all the Molotov cocktails?" Mu Guiying sat on the computer chair, kicked her feet hard, and the computer chair slid to Li Yu like a wheelchair, and dropped the cloth bag in her hand on the desk:
"One tael of gold each. If I don't sell it, you will say that I don't know how to live... Hey, who are you two? Are you Mr.'s new student?"
“This is Uncle Liu Huang and Brother Guan, they came two days ago.”
When Mu Guiying heard this, she quickly blew a rainbow fart:
“I As soon as I entered the door, I felt that this person was full of emperor. It turned out to be Uncle Liu Huang... Second brother Guan, when you become a god in the future, I will come and play with you."
Seeing that Guan Yu was a little confused, Li Yu introduced him. After finding out the identity of the female bandit, she opened the cloth bag and took a look.
Inside are brand new gold bricks. This girl should have reprocessed the gold bricks she received. Yes, it saved a lot of trouble.
You can give it to Jin Mantang later and exchange it for cash. After the scrap station opens, the demand for cash should be relatively large, so you must prepare it in advance.
When they heard that they were the disciples of Empress Nuwa, Liu Bei and Guan Yu hurriedly saluted. They did not expect that the B&B had such a strong foundation that it even had disciples of gods.
After seeing the gold, Li Yu threw the cloth bag into the cabinet and said to Mu Guiying:
"I will collect some bottles for you later, but don't Sell it again... Did you test it with a clay pot? ”
When testing Molotov cocktails before, Li Yu reminded Mu Guiying to get some small clay pots to try, but the test results were not ideal:
“I tried it, but it couldn’t be thrown very far, and it was still beer bottles and red wine. The bottle is better, comfortable to hold, and can be thrown far.”
In this case, let’s not think about the clay pot.
Li Yu took his mobile phone and called the owner of a scrap station in the town and ordered 20,000 bottles to be delivered to the B&B.
Hanging up the phone, Liu Bei asked curiously:
"What is the use of the bottle you mentioned?"
Mu Guiying took out her mobile phone and played him a short video of testing Molotov cocktails. Uncle Liu Huang and Mr. Guan were amazed when they saw it:
"If this thing is used to deal with heavy cavalry, it will definitely have unexpected effects!"
The two of them studied for two days and already had a general understanding of the Golden Soldier's Iron Float. They originally thought it would be difficult to deal with, but they didn't. Thinking that a Molotov cocktail can solve the problem is simply a weapon of war.
Li Yu said:
"This time Guiying broke through the Tianmen Formation just to try. If it works, the B&B will stock a large number of wine bottles for you to use as Molotov cocktails."
The demand for gasoline is now small, and gas stations will be able to Satisfied, if Water Margin can be used by Yue Shijie, let Mu Guiying distill some.
To deal with the Jin soldiers, we have to open up the supply.
Not long after, 20,000 bottles were delivered.
Guan Yu deliberately grabbed the bottle and tried it. Such a simple thing could actually deal with the heavy cavalry of foreign races that were built with a lot of money. It was clearly God's blessing to China.
Mu Guiying didn't have breakfast. She was holding pancakes and rolled beef. She was counting the bottles while eating, for fear of missing out.
After the inventory was completed, Mu Guiying rode Li Yu's motorcycle to the Hanfu Factory. There was a live broadcast in the factory today. Diao Chan went to help early. The female bandit likes to join in the fun, so naturally she will not miss this opportunity.
After she left, Li Yu drove Liu Guanzhang and Shan Xiongxin around the city, and took them to the Yinxu Scenic Area with the tickets for Professor Zhou's prostitution.
Liu Bei was very interested in Oracle, so he took out his newly assembled mobile phone and clumsily took some photos.
Guan Yu is tall, and he is wearing a new type of Hanfu and a two-foot-long beard. He looks majestic. When he left the scenic spot, the staff here specially came over and invited him to take a few promotional photos. According to.
After taking the photos, I gave Laoguan a souvenir - an oracle bone dictionary and a set of bronze souvenirs.
Back in the car, Zhang Fei shouted:
"People here are so biased, why are they only looking for the second brother to take pictures? Aren't the others like me a show of talent?"
< br>We are, you are not... Li Yu started the car and wanted to go back to the B&B for lunch, but after looking at the time, he thought it would be better to stop in the city.
He took out the hot pot card given by Professor Zhou and led these big eaters to have a hot pot meal.
After the meal, he regretted not going to the buffet because five people ate more than two thousand.
In addition to a bunch of dishes, they also made the buffet area a disaster.
Zhang Fei ate up the fruit on the buffet table twice, and every time he went to pick it up, he took the entire tray away, leaving customers and waiters with stunned expressions.
Shan Xiongxin specializes in free cold dishes. After eating, he will stay in the self-service area and will not leave until there is something new. Lao Guan didn’t have a good appetite today. After clearing the snacks in the self-service area, he stopped looking for them. .
Only Liu Bei was honest and drank half the pot of free polenta.
When he went out to check out, the cashier swiped his card and saw that the balance was still more than 7,000. He felt a thump in his heart, fearing that these people would cause trouble again in two days.
Zhang Fei shouted as soon as he got in the car:
“It’s not delicious, I’m not even full.”
Damn, it’s a shame you didn’t say it in the store, Otherwise, the fruit-cutting masters will have to fight you with their fruit knives.
Shan Xiongxin feels that he has eaten too much cold dishes:
"It's cold, I'd better eat more hot food next time."
Liu Bei patted his belly:
"You all don't know how to eat. If you want to be good for your health, you should drink more porridge." . ”
Eating porridge is good for your health, but Xuande, you just criticize half the pot, and both those who are healthy and those who are not are silent.
He started the car and turned around to go to the scenic spot:
"I'll take you to the buffet next time. You can make all kinds of delicacies at will. The selection range is at least ten times that here."
Zhang Fei couldn't help but rub his fists after hearing this:
"Tell me in advance when you go that I won't eat for the first two meals. I'll go in when I'm so hungry that I can barely walk, and I won't come out until I'm so stuffed that I can't walk." Tong has mastered the essence of self-help of "holding the wall in, holding the wall out"!
Well, next time I call Mu Guiying, Lu Bu, Qin Qiong, and Yue Fei. I wonder if these people can clear the dishes in the cafeteria directly.
Lao Guan looked at the high-rise buildings outside the window and said with envy:
"I wonder if such high-rise buildings could be built in the Song Dynasty. If we could, we would be invincible in the world."
Li Yugang thought. It's not possible, but I feel that as long as the support of modern society keeps up, if we buy whatever is lacking and promote the development of industry in the entire Song Dynasty, we might actually be able to succeed.
As long as you can quickly light up the technology tree of the industrial revolution, it is not difficult to own high-rise buildings.
Unfortunately, some large-scale industrial equipment is not so easy to buy, and many of them are not for sale. It is very difficult to get the world in the book quietly, so you need to think about it in the long term.
Back at the B&B, Liu Bei and Guan Yu dragged Zhang Fei, who wanted to skip class, to study in the study. Shan Xiongxin followed him as he had nothing to do, intending to study the "Encyclopedia of Ancient Battle Formations" newly bought by the study and learn the techniques of arranging troops. .
Li Yu sent them back and went to the Hanfu Factory to have a look. The live broadcast had ended and Mu Guiying and Diao Chan were eating in the cafeteria.
Mu Guiying saw Shan Xiongxin’s WeChat Moments and asked happily:
“Are you going to eat hot pot?”
“Yes, go and eat. It’s a disaster for the store... Why do you ask?”
Mu Guiying flattened her mouth and said aggrievedly:
"I'm going to the battlefield soon. I don't know if I can see the sun tomorrow. It would be great if I could go to the city to have a hot pot meal before leaving. , so even if you die in battle, you will have no regrets!"
Li Yu: "..."
Where did you learn how to enter the drama anytime and anywhere? Have you never paid attention to your psychological problems?
Diao Chan covered her mouth and smiled:
"As long as Sister Guiying wants to eat whatever she wants, her coquettish skills will be maxed out instantly... But sir, I haven't had hot pot for a long time. Do we have time today? Forget it if we don't have time. I can wait."
Tsk tsk tsk, you are excited too, right?
Li Yu thought for a while and simply sent a WeChat message to Professor Zhou:
“I will take Guiying and Xiaochan to eat hot pot in the evening. If Professor Zhou can be honored and attend, I will do something for you. Horse, take the grass and retaliate!”
You stinky guy can do strange things... Zhou Ruotong flicked Crayon Shin-chan on his desk and replied:
"Yes, but you have to promise me that if one day I need you to answer a question of mine, you can't refuse, okay?"
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