Chapter 207 Nuwa: Whoever lets Liu Bei have an accident will have an accident! 【Asking for monthly tickets】
It’s hard for me to agree to your conditions!
Li Yu thought for a while and started bargaining with Professor Zhou in the WeChat message:
“You can’t ask about cultural relics.”
“Don’t ask!”
Hey, it’s so refreshing. Apart from this secret, there’s nothing else. Li Yu sent a handshake emoticon without saying a word:
“See you in the evening!”
Noon I just brought a few strong men to cause trouble in the hot pot restaurant. I will bring a few beauties there in the evening to ease the relationship and prevent them from thinking they are looking for trouble.
However, seeing Mu Guiying holding a bowl of rice and stuffing it into her mouth, Li Yu felt that the buffet area would not be too peaceful tonight.
Well, if you are not happy, just be uneasy. After all, this girl is going to go to war, so she really needs to eat and drink well.
Thinking of the first time in the book that such cross-era weapons as cannons and Molotov cocktails were used in the book, Li Yu said:
“Bring a few action cameras when you go, take more videos, and you can give everyone a reference when you come back. , and try it out to see if it needs improvement."
Hoho, I want to go to the city to eat hot pot... Mu Guiying happily took a bite of the roasted eggplant and said vaguely:
"No problem, I promise to take pictures of everything for you... Prepare a few more memory cards and large-capacity power bank for me to avoid losing the chain at critical times."
"There are many B&Bs, you can take whatever you want."
In addition to these, you also need to prepare some fireworks and firecrackers to scare the cavalry. Ancient horses were not trained and could run away with the slightest explosion. It would be somewhat wasteful to use cannonballs directly.
Gunpowder is very valuable and must be used in key places.
After this battle is over, Muke Village must upgrade the black powder supporting tools, such as industrial granulators, crystallization vessels for purifying saltpeter, etc., all of which need to be purchased.
As for the formula, it should also be based on the perfect ratio accurate to two decimal places in Britain back then, so that the maximum efficiency of black powder can be found.
Only by standardizing the production of black powder can a series of artillery-related data such as ballistics, impact point, and range be calculated.
As long as all these are mastered, artillery will be a great weapon on the ancient battlefield, and can even be moved to ships, allowing the navy to enter the age of navigation ahead of schedule.
After Mu Guiying finished eating, Li Yu took her and Diao Chan to the fireworks and firecracker market in the city, and bought hundreds of thousands of fireworks based on the principles of making loud noise, shooting far, and having high brightness. Firecrackers.
Not long after, the store enthusiastically delivered the goods to the B&B warehouse, and also gave a lot of instructions for storage before saying goodbye and leaving.
“With this thing, it will be easy to capture the Tianmen Formation.”
Mu Guiying carried several large box-shaped fireworks and looked left and right, then asked Li Yu:< br>
"Sir, if you take out the gunpowder inside, can it be made into a bomb?"
It can definitely be possible, but I don't know the power of the explosion... It is a good thing to be brave in innovation, Li Yu encouraged Mu Guiying:
“You can transport it back and try it, but don’t dismantle it all, otherwise you will have to buy it for you later.”
“Okay sir!”
Call The fifth wheel was fully charged, and Mu Guiying rolled up her sleeves and started loading the car.
After transporting the fireworks and compressed biscuits back, the girl went to Diao Chan's room to take a bath, and put on Diao Chan's new pair of casual shoes on her feet on the pretext that she needed to wear new shoes before going on an expedition.
In the evening, Li Yu drove Mu Guiying and Diao Chan, who were all dressed in new clothes, to the gate of Guanlan Mingshu Community, met Professor Zhou, and went to a hot pot restaurant for a meal.
After returning to the B&B after eating and drinking, Mu Guiying hurriedly left the real world with her action camera, memory card, power bank and other items, preparing to go on an expedition!
“I didn’t expect to have a meal with Sister Zhou and get a gift.”
Diao Chan sat in the study, playing with a compact card camera, and thought the way the lens popped out was very funny.
Zhou Ruotong saw that Diao Chan liked to post photos of B&Bs in WeChat Moments, so he bought two compact cameras, one for her and Mu Guiying.
Li Yu shamelessly wanted it, but got a glare and quickly helped the three of them prepare the food.
"Stop playing around and familiarize yourself with the fifth grade knowledge again. Next is the junior high school course. It is quite difficult, so you have to pay attention."
Li Yu put the card camera After playing with "Confiscated" for a while, I answered a few historical questions about Liu Bei and Guan Yu. Thinking that I hadn't been able to chat with my old mother for two days, I took the newly bought snacks today and took a stroll to the scenic spot at night.
Worried that just eating snacks would not be good, Li Yu bought a box of self-heating hot pot from a roadside shop in the scenic area to let the queen experience the charm of self-heating food.
Arriving in front of the statue of Nuwa, Li Yugang tore open the snack packaging, and Nuwa's voice rang in his mind:
"This pumpkin cake is quite unique. I will ask Guiying to move a box for me later." "
Good guy, in the past, I only wanted one or two bags, but now I want the whole box. No wonder Mu Guiying likes to ask for things so much. It must be... Just thinking about this, I suffered a brain breakdown.
But compared to the past, this time it didn’t hurt at all.
Li Yu asked while playing with the self-heating hot pot:
"Will Guiying be in trouble by the officials of the Song Dynasty during this expedition?"
"No, Zhong Liquan has already descended to earth and waited at the Song army camp. He was afraid that she would not go, so he asked Taibai Jinxing to He came to see me again, and Haotian also sent someone a bunch of flat peaches.”
You are really rebellious, old mother, when you don’t eat so many good things, but you prefer junk food in the eyes of your parents. .
Li Yu set up the hot pot, poured in mineral water, and closed the lid. The heat soon came up.
The empress was surprised:
"Cold water can actually be heated like this?"
"Yes, this is not a brilliant technique."
After the hot pot was ready, Li Yu opened the lid and paid homage to his old mother. He ate it while it was hot:
"Lu Bu realized Liu Bei's pursuit. Liu Guan and Zhang came out of the Three Kingdoms World two days ago and planned to go to the Water Margin to create a new foundation in the Yue World... The gods would not Are you trying to get in the way?"
"This is not as delicious as the spicy hot pot you made... Before you leave, take them to worship me once."
Oh, old mother, are you planning to add saintly signs one by one and directly make your position clear?
As soon as I thought of this, the empress took the initiative and said:
"The real world cannot be my guide. I plan to take a few photos and send them to the gods through spiritual thoughts. Who can Let them have an accident, and no one will have an accident."
Is this... a direct cover?
"I said, leave the affairs of heaven to me, and you can do the affairs of the world... As long as Liu Bei and others can benefit the people, I will naturally protect them."
If we can eliminate the interference of gods, we are not afraid of a pure historical hegemony. After all, in addition to Liu Guanzhang, we also have masters such as Yue Fei, Shan Xiongxin, Lu Junyi, and the favored Lu Wenlong who will definitely join in.
If that doesn't work, you can even transfer generals from other worlds. For example, the masters from the Sui and Tang worlds. Instead of fighting to death, they might as well go to the Song Dynasty to fight.
Well, for a long time to come, Water Margin said that Yue World will be the focus of B&B support.
After all, you are surrounded by powerful enemies, so you must use your strength to push forward.
The only thing Li Yu is worried about now is whether the empress will completely offend the gods to death by protecting her shortcomings.
If there is bad weather and bad weather in the area ruled by Uncle Liu Huang in the future, even if a powerful empire is established, it will soon fall apart due to various natural disasters.
The Empress said:
“As long as Liu Bei shows the qualities and abilities that a monarch should have, the gods will naturally quickly join forces. Changing dynasties is a great merit, let alone ordinary gods. Haotian Duobao's level will also be moved. "
Damn it, it feels like there is no difference between heaven and the human world. They both adhere to the principle of "there are no eternal enemies, only eternal interests."
But instead of benefiting them with this huge amount of merit, it is better to give it to the empress.
Even if the big account is full, it's still okay to directly bless the small account of Lishan Mother.
In the future, maybe the queen's trumpet can also reach the level of a saint. With the strength of the two saints, let alone the Jade Emperor and Tathagata, even Yuanshi Tianzun, who is still an otaku, will be frightened.
"Silly boy, saints are different from innate saints. However, my good corpse does not have much merit. I can add some more and add some faith. Anyway, there is not much faith in this world."
A world?
Old mother, do you look down on B&Bs too much?
Li Yu planned to free up his hands and let all the worlds in the book begin to promote the belief of Lishan Mother, build temples widely, and the emperor personally worship on major festivals, so as to rush up the level of the trumpet.
After imagining these, Li Yu took out the gold-inlaid jade Buddha that was returned by Elder Zhizhen from his bag:
“I asked Wu Erlang to give it to Elder Zhizhen, but he didn’t want it. It is said that this thing has another fate... Can you see anything, Madam?"
Nuwa pondered for a moment:
"I can't tell you too clearly, so as not to affect your judgment in the future. , I can only tell you that this thing is related to a world, a world that you have not yet opened.”
A world that has not yet opened?
There is one... Li Yu asked tentatively:
"The world of gods?"
"No, it's the new world you didn't mention. ...Don't think about this, you will understand when the time comes." Nuwa didn't say much about this matter, but talked about the cultivators in the Water Margin world:
"Elder Zhizhen and Luo. Real people are suppressing their realm and do not want to ascend or become immortals. It will be beneficial for you to let people get closer to these two in the future.”
Isn’t it a good thing to become an immortal?
Why are you still suppressing your realm?
Li Yu was a little puzzled, but the empress didn't explain, so he had to put away the gold-encrusted jade Buddha, finish the hot pot, and return to the B&B with the remaining snacks.
When they were about to walk out of the 500-meter range, the empress actually mentioned Zhao Dahu:
"The blacksmith in the scenic spot has seen a significant change in his luck in the past two days. Is there a way to increase his luck in this world?"
Luck?
Li Yu suddenly thought of Long Qishan, and he asked tentatively:
"Is there any harm in this kind of luck?"
"No, it is the most original kind. Power, after causing several good things, will slowly dissipate... It's strange that in a world where any divine power is obviously prohibited, the most original and pure power of the universe actually exists, and it is also related to luck. It's so magical."
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Damn it, what is the origin of these cats and dogs?
When she was curious about Brother Dao and the Lucky Cat, Nuwa suddenly asked:
"Child, this must be your biggest secret, right? Are you just showing it to me like this?" "
Li Yu: "..."
I want to say that I forgot, do you believe it?
He quickly said:
"You are an old human mother. How can you hide a secret when you are a child? However, I have always been confused and want to study it, but I have no way to start."
"This kind of There must be something else behind the unimaginable power. Just let it take its course. Don’t dig out it deliberately to avoid unnecessary karma.”
The empress did not ask too much, but instead advised Li Yu to let it take its course.
Back at the B&B, Li Yu put the gold-encrusted jade Buddha back into the safe, fed the horse again, and then returned upstairs.
As soon as he walked into the study, he heard Zhang Fei snoring.
This guy slept as soon as he studied. Liu Bei said this several times, but to no avail. He asked him to go back to sleep. He felt that sleeping in the study was more pleasant.
When he goes to the Water Margin world, he can ask the empress to stuff some knowledge into his head, so that he will not know anything and lose the battle.
Well, the empress has quite a lot of experience in dealing with scumbags, so she will definitely have no problem dealing with Zhang Fei.
Guan Yu put down the "Farm Management Minutes" in his hand, stretched his wrist, looked at Li Yu and asked:
"I would like to ask Mr. Li, if someone wants to compete in martial arts, where would they usually do it?"
Competing in martial arts?
The most suitable place is naturally the small square in the scenic spot. Not only can you compete in martial arts, but you can also sell a wave of tickets, which is definitely a good thing for the scenic spot.
It just so happens that Qin's second brother is not satisfied with the martial arts competition at the school, so he can have a battle with Lao Guan.
It’s time to stage the famous scene of Guan Gong fighting Qin Qiong.
Thinking of this, Li Yu said:
"There are usually performances in scenic spots. Before, Brother Qin and Brother Fengxian performed fighting generals, Guiying performed flying knives, Erlang performed drunken fist, and Xiao Chan also performed I have shown dance and musical instruments... If Lao Guan doesn’t mind, I can arrange for you and Brother Qin to have a show.”
Although the business in the scenic spot without such a performance is good, Liu Guan and Zhang haven’t gone there yet. Water Margin talks about the world of Yue, it is better to fulfill your wish.
After all, it will be difficult to watch such a famous scene again after they leave.
Guan Yu stroked his long beard:
"Marquis Wen mentioned this matter two days ago. Since Mr. Li is also interested, Guan will wait for the second brother Qin to come!"
Speaking of the fight, Zhang Feiteng, who was snoring, sat down. He got up and said:
"Call Bingzhou's son, let's fight the Three Heroes against Lu Bu all over again, see if I don't poke ten thousand transparent holes in him!"
My dear, you have learned a lot recently. What a joke, even ten thousand transparent holes are known.
Li Yu felt that it would be easy for the three heroes to fight Lu Bu. Not only Zhang Fei wanted to have a fight, but Lu Bu, who liked to be in the limelight, naturally did not want to let go of this opportunity.
Since Lu Fengxian got new armor, he hasn't shown his face in the scenic spot yet. It's time to satisfy his vanity.
Li Yu agreed:
"Let's make arrangements together then. It just so happens that you are about to enter a new world, so it's time to relax before leaving."
He opened the calendar, estimated the time for Qin Qiong's return, and finally set the time for this weekend.
After confirming the date, Li Yu quickly sent a message to Lao Feng:
"I have contacted a few friends. There will be a performance of fighting generals on the weekend. I can promote it and increase the passenger flow of the scenic spot."
"The marketing department is recently thinking of doing a promotion at the beginning of spring. It would be great to have a performance. Now, I’m going to prepare a promotional copy to double the customer traffic!”
Are you forcing me to raise my salary by working so hard?
Well, when the time comes, we can also ask the Hanfu Factory to live broadcast it to increase the number of fans and facilitate the delivery of goods in the future.
On Friday morning, Li Yu had breakfast and was about to go out for a ride on his motorcycle when Xiao Yuefei, who had not been to the B&B recently, finally appeared.
Wearing jeans and a hoodie, he looked like a middle school student going to his elders' house for dinner on the weekends.
"Sir, brother Yan Qing brought the miracle doctor An Daoquan. He said that he met many Liangshan heroes during this trip, and they either invited him to join the group or wanted to take An Daoquan away, which was quite unsatisfactory."< br>
Is this the Empress Jiutian Xuannv’s strength?
Li Yu asked:
"Then how did he bring An Daoquan back?"
Among the Liangshan heroes, whether they are Tao Zongwang who is a farmer, Xiao Rang who is a master scholar, or Song Qing who is a handyman, all of them like to practice martial arts.
Leaving aside the level of boxing and kicking skills, I at least want to practice them.
But An Daoquan has no martial arts skills at all. Not only does he have no martial arts skills, he is also quite lustful, which is completely opposite to the mainstream image of a hero.
It must be very difficult to take such a person across thousands of miles and overcome all obstacles to return to Neihuang Qilin Village.
Yue Fei smiled and said a little embarrassedly:
"When Brother Yan Qing left, he asked his students to write the words "Smooth Road" and sign it with my name. Whenever he encountered a problem that could not be solved, he would take out the piece of paper, bow a few times to the west, and then everything would turn around. "
Holy shit, you are indeed the smartest person in Water Margin. Yan Qing is not only a good mind, he even figured out a way to defeat magic with magic.
The Empress Jiutian Xuannv definitely didn’t want the plot to be changed, so she designed a bunch of plots to let the future Liangshan heroes stop Yan Qing.
If possible, Yan Qing can even be dragged to Liangshan Mountain.
But Yan Qing was already prepared. Taking the name signed by Yue Fei, he summoned Buddhism to take action.
Tathagata, your uncle said the road was smooth, but why is it blocked now?
It felt like all the monks in Lingshan were watching the pair of travelers, fearing that something might happen.
This kind of operation of holding the uncle hostage to make Buddhist disciples is really useful, but I don’t know if it will offend Tathagata and disown this relative in the future.
Thinking of going to Erlong Mountain to seduce Lu Zhishen, and even poaching in front of Jiutian Xuannv, it is estimated that there will be more conflicts.
Li Yu said:
"Your senior brother Wu has already asked for a letter from Elder Zhizhen. You only need to give it to Lu Zhishen to get it done, but Jiutian Xuannv has so many tricks... Pengju, how about you go with Yan Qing? You go there in person, It can also show our sincerity. "
In fact, Liu Bei should be invited, so that it will be easier to use in the future.
But Li Yu wanted Liu Bei to learn some more modern knowledge and go over after he had had enough rest. Anyway, things have been calm there in recent years, so you can stay in the B&B for a while. After all, you may never see her again.
When Yue Fei heard that he could go out, excitement flashed across his face:
"Okay, where is the letter? The student will set off with brother Yan Qing right now."
Li Yu stopped him with a smile:
"There's no rush, let me first introduce you to the future savior of the Water Margin world, who will also be the person you will assist in the future... Of course, you want to be the emperor. , I can also ask him to assist you."
After all, Xiao Yuefei is his own student, and he can choose as he pleases.
“Who is the savior that sir is talking about?”
“Liu Bei and Liu Xuande!”
(End of this chapter)