Chapter 232 Lu Bu’s godson was scolded [please vote]
“Sir, can I imitate the emperor named Zhu who killed corrupt officials?”
Li Yu was in a daze in the study, and Mu Guiying was jumping around. When I walked in and saw oranges on the table, I couldn't help but peel one open and start to show off.
The emperor named Zhu?
Isn’t that Zhu Chongba?
Lao Zhu was indeed very ruthless in killing corrupt officials. With the pervasive infiltration of Jin Yiwei, he could dig out many corrupt officials every year, and many of them were even important officials of the imperial court.
But the killings were repeated with little effect. The more they killed, the more the scholars kicked their noses in their faces. Even Duke Yansheng of Confucius gave Zhu Yuanzhang a shame. Even if he was summoned by an order, he would not resist. Willing to go to Beijing to meet the saint.
The reason is that Lao Zhu has no basic base and needs literati to serve as officials to manage the country, and he does not dare to offend too much.
It was also the early period of the dynasty, and the Qing Dynasty did not behave like the literati. Officials came from the Eight Banners and did not give the literati a chance to perform at all.
In fact, Zhu Yuanzhang also had a basic base, that is, Huaixi Xungui, but this basic base was too shallow and not focused.
Especially after Zhu Biao's death, Zhu Yunwen, Zhu Yuanzhang's alternative successor, was looked down upon by Huaixi nobles. Zhu Yunwen did not represent the interests of Huaixi.
In order to prevent his grandson from being usurped, Zhu Yuanzhang had no choice but to sharpen his sword and attack his old brothers.
Unfortunately, despite all his calculations, he failed to calculate that he, a good saint-grandson of his own, would be the first thing he did after taking office. He was encouraged by Fang Xiaoru and others to cut down the vassal vassal. The techniques were so low-level that he forced the vassal king to rebel. .
The purpose of cutting down the vassal vassal is to prevent the vassal king from rebelling. The vassal king has to rebel in order to survive... If you hammer it, it is yes.
Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu said to Mu Guiying:
"You can kill. It depends on the method you use. In addition, you must have a group of people who are loyal to you, so that the dynasty can continue to develop."
As for the urinary nature of the Song Dynasty literati, Mu Guiying really wants to be If they lose the emperor, they will most likely take control of the court quickly, and even be able to issue decrees without leaving the palace.
If you want to deal with them, you have to use your brain.
Li Yu thought for a while and installed several Q&A APPs on Mu Guiying’s mobile phone, and taught them how to use them:
“If you have any questions in the future, just ask them on it and see what netizens are saying. How to answer... There are thousands of keyboard warriors, it’s time to show off their strengths on paper.”
Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:
"Sir, are you looking for a group of aides for the emperor? Will my identity be exposed?"
Li Yu smiled:
< br>"No one knows who you are, so you can ask whatever you want. Even if you ask a very tricky question, people will just think that you are too idle or just to accumulate material for writing a book. No one will really think that you are an ancient person." People."
"Is this possible? Then I'll ask a question first."
Li Yu reminded:
“Don’t post selfies to let them praise your beauty. If netizens see your appearance, just wait for their 24-hour private messages to harass you.”
< br>“Oh, okay!”
Mu Guiying really wanted to try posting a selfie, but since her husband wouldn’t let her, forget it.
Listen to Master over there, listen to Master over here, and you won’t get beaten on both sides, Oye!
In the evening, Li Yu went to the warehouse again, checked carefully, and confirmed that there was no blood, then he put away Wu Song's swords to prevent others from seeing them and causing misunderstanding.
After walking around the warehouse and about to leave, the tall Zi Shou suddenly appeared:
“Sir, that saint appeared in my dream again, it was still like a cloud and mist, I couldn’t see it clearly. , I cursed a few times, but he didn’t respond.”
No response?
Has the saint become so free from desires and desires?
Li Yu asked:
"How did you scold me? Tell me."
If a saint really reaches the point where he has no desires or pursuits, it means he has transformed into the Tao, otherwise he will be emotionally certain. There will be fluctuations, and there may be irritations.
This is the case for a certain old mother who likes to talk about her brain.
Zisou scratched his head, a little embarrassed to say bad words in front of Li Yu, but he still told everything that happened in the dream.
The language of swearing is really lacking... Li Yu didn't expect that the dignified King Shang would basically curse at me with innocuous words such as "I will execute your whole family and kill your descendants", and he didn't even say hello to his mother.
Of course, these innate creatures have no mother to speak of, so scolding them is in vain.
It's time to give Zi Shou some extra lessons. There are a lot of people who come out of the B&B, and their eloquence is not too bad, especially a certain general named Lu, who is the chief linguist of the B&B.
Now that I need to scold the saint, I naturally have to send the strongest combat force to teach Zishou a lesson and let him feel the charm of language.
It's a pity that Sun Facai can't come, otherwise if he were to scold him, even Tiandao might not be able to bear it.
"Prime Minister Shang Rong and Uncle Wang have already set off for Huoyun Cave. I am worried about their safety, so I specially asked Huang Feihu to lead the army to protect them. The Grand Master recently contacted Jie Jiaoxian who serves in the DPRK, communicated with them in advance, and informed Mr. Kong Xuan The troops were transferred to Chaoge City and he was named the general protecting the country. "
As the first person among the saints, there is no doubt about Kong Xuan's combat effectiveness.
A master of this level would be a bit unqualified to serve as the commander-in-chief, so he should be promoted. No matter where there is a situation in the future, Kong Xuan can be sent to support him.
“Biyou Palace issued a new canon, urging the immortals to abide by the laws of the world and not to harm human beings. It is said that some Jiejiao immortals broke away from Jiejiao and went to make a living on their own.”
The opportunity for the leader of Tongtian to become a saint is to teach without distinction, so he recruits many disciples. But now that Tongtian has become a Taoist, Duobao has the final say in Biyou Palace. Naturally, he can re-standardize the canon and eliminate the cause and effect of interception in advance. .
As soon as the canon rules came out, the Jie Jiao immortals who originally enjoyed the shade under the big trees left Jie Jiao one after another, which made Duobao and others heave a sigh of relief.
There are not so many causes and effects, and it will be more convenient for Jiejiao to transform.
"The Grand Master said that some laws will be gradually promulgated next, some for the human race, some for the demon race, and some for all kinds of immortals."
Since we embrace the human race, we have With the hope of a comeback, several members of the Jiejiao core changed quickly. They planned to stabilize the situation first, and then take the protection of the human race as their own responsibility and kill the immortals who harmed the human race.
This can not only reduce cause and effect, but also accumulate merit.
For innate beings, the spiritual energy of heaven and earth is endless, and merit is not rare. However, as the spiritual energy becomes increasingly thin, merit and the power of belief become the only resources that can improve the realm.
Especially because merit can offset karma and disaster, it will definitely be the rarest existence in the future world of immortality.
So before the Conferring the Gods officially begins, we will plan a wave first so that the core strength of Jiejiao can feel the benefits of merit in advance.
Li Yu believed that Duobao, having been the Buddha for so many years, would definitely be able to arrange the affairs of Jie Jiao, so he did not ask any more questions, but chatted with Zi Shou about the arrangements at the mortal level:
"Have the weapons Lu Bu sent been distributed?"
"It's done. Huang Feihu is very happy. He said that the new equipment can improve the combat effectiveness of the army to a higher level. When he comes back from Huoyun Cave, he will start training using the military training methods of later generations to make the army more combat effective."
Before the story of Conferring Gods began, Zi Shou followed the path of working hard, but now that he has come into contact with the real world, he works even harder.
But this is not enough. When the slaves can be liberated, can the Shang Dynasty truly rise.
However, doing so would be tantamount to completely breaking up with the aristocracy. By then, not only Xiqi would rebel, but other princes would also probably cause trouble.
At the end of the dynasty, these are inevitable.
What Zishou has to do now is to stabilize the core areas around Chaoge. When these places complete their ideological transformation and the slaves are liberated, they will burst out with strong combat effectiveness and creativity.
"The supplies for you are ready. You can get them back. I'll call Lu Bu."
Because there are gods in the Yin and Shang Dynasty, there is not much support in terms of productivity. We still have to find a way to get the gods to participate in the production.
For example, those immortals who are good at making magic weapons asked them to get some magic weapons for purifying salt. Bai Huahua's salt can not only be sold, but can even be exported to the Three Kingdoms, Sui and Tang Dynasties, Water Margin and other worlds.
The salt blessed by divine power, the queen said it was good to eat it... I don’t know if I use such advertising slogans, I will suffer a few brain breakdowns.
The supplies Li Yu prepared for Zishou included salt, clothing, hygiene products, toiletries, etc., which were basically for the royal family and ministers.
Resources are limited, so we can only use them closely to support the people around us, and at the same time, we can also allow everyone to accept advanced cultural life bit by bit.
After the resources are abundant, we can then sink it to the people, subtly liberating the minds of the entire Shang Dynasty, and getting rid of some bad habits that are not suitable for development.
Zisheng drove his electric fifth wheel over and was loading it. Li Yu came to the kitchen door and found Brother Dao, who was guarding the dog bowl and waiting for dinner.
“Call Lu Bu over here for me and ask him for help if you need anything.”
Brother Dao lazily raised his eyelids, then put on airs without moving.
Li Yu patted its head:
“I cooked two rabbits today. If you don’t want to eat them, how about changing them to sorghum rice? I heard that carnivores will eat vegetarian food once in a while. You will gain a lot of merit, do you want to try it?”
Brother Dao’s eyes widened suddenly, and he stood up reluctantly, preparing to go to the study.
Li Yu squatted down and put his arms around its neck and asked:
"Is the Lucky Cat your friend?"
Brother Dao was stunned and nodded hesitantly. Obviously, he and the Lucky Cat have grudges, but overall they are still friends. Seeing this guy admitting it, Li Yu said:
“This time it protected Wu Erlang to get rid of the spies, and even caught a pig with its help. Thank you for me, otherwise it would have been impossible without it. With good luck, there is a high probability that it will not go so smoothly.”
Although Wu Song and Yan Qing are both top-notch, they are spy strongholds after all, and the son of the current captain stayed there and guarded them closely. Although it was possible for the two of them to break in, success would never be as smooth as Dove's as described by Wu Song.
Brother Dao didn't expect Li Yu to be so polite. He was startled for a moment, rubbed his head against Li Yu, and trotted to the study.
When Li Yu walked into the warehouse with a pot of braised pork, Lu Bu had already arrived and was tasting several new flavors of compressed biscuits.
"Brother Xian, these compressed biscuits have a good taste, and there are nuts in them. They are delicious to chew."
Li Yu put the braised pork on the dining table in the corner of the warehouse and took two large Pack wide noodles and prepare to make the fried noodles that Lu Bu and Zishou love to eat in the warehouse.
He said while working:
"This is specially made in the factory. The cost is slightly higher. It only supplies the world in the book... How is Liu Xie doing now?"
There has been no news about the eldest apprentice for a long time. I wonder if he has been united by the palace maids. Bully.
As soon as Lu Bu heard this, he quickly took out his mobile phone from his arms:
"I found the little emperor for my brother, and specially recorded a video for you to see."
< br>When Li Yu heard this, he stopped what he was doing, took the phone and clicked on the video. The figure of his eldest disciple Liu Xie appeared on the screen.
"After several months, Xie finally got in touch with Mr. Xie. In the past few months, the world has been turned upside down and the artifact has been covered in dust. Fortunately, the soldiers such as Ting Hou fought bravely to kill the enemy, which gave the big man a glimmer of hope. Xie is grateful!"
< br>Damn, you still don’t forget to win people’s hearts at this time, are you really a ten-year-old kid?
Liu Xie in the video is still the same as before, neither humble nor arrogant, with a calm expression. This scholarly look is very similar to that of Yue Fei. It is a pity that the two cannot meet, otherwise I really want the two children to sit together Son, let’s see who is tighter.
“Since entering the customs, students have seen people dying of starvation and disease on the roadside. They feel pity, but they can’t do anything. They deeply understand the wise saying that “power comes from the barrel of a gun”... I have heard a few A man who is passionate about serving the country is planning an action to kill Dong. If it starts, the students are invited to participate and kill the traitor Dong together with the kings, so as to bring peace to the world. "
A man who is passionate about serving the country... Li Yu thought of Guo Jia. The way Xun You, Zhong Yao and others gathered together to puff out smoke, they thought it would be more appropriate to call it a hot-blooded smoke gun.
Fortunately, Jia Xu is more restrained and does not have any bad habits that affect his life span, otherwise the old smoker team will have another member.
The video is not long. After Liu Xie finished speaking, he bowed his hands to the ground. He was full of royal style. I remember that Liu Bei was so meticulous when he worshiped Yue Fei.
Li Yu returned the phone to Lu Bu:
“I called you here today because I want your godson to be scolded.”
Hearing this, Lu Bu held up his arms Up sleeves:
"Who are you scolding?"
"Saint!"
Lu Bu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Did Brother Xian think that I was too slow in capturing beautiful women and took the opportunity to hit me?
Do you want me to die young by calling a saint?
Li Yu didn't know what this guy was thinking, so he said to himself:
"Two days ago, a saint went to Zishou's dream and warned him not to go against heaven, otherwise he would be responsible for the consequences. The empress said it was a certain person. A saint took action, but it’s hard to say who it was. I thought the saint couldn’t hurt Zi, so I asked him to try to curse, but he didn’t know how to curse, and the situation was very embarrassing.”
Zi. If someone is being bullied, it's okay to hit them, let alone kill them, but it's not okay to curse them.
Thinking of him clumsily greeting the saint with limited vocabulary, Li Yu's head was full of black lines.
Let you irritate the saint, not tickle him.
When Lu Bu heard that the empress knew about this, his originally extinguished heart was suddenly ignited:
"Since San'er left, I have sworn not to curse others, but since Zi Shou needs guidance, my master has no objection. , let’s make an exception and give some guidance... Don’t say too harsh words, so as not to offend the saint, Master will blame you.”
Good guy, you are pretty good at your profession. confidence!
Li Yu put the water on the boil and was about to start cooking noodles when Zi Shou came back with the fifth wheel on.
Lu Bu walked over with a smile:
"Does Zishou want to learn to curse people? I have some experience on this matter, and I can share it with you."
Zisheng quickly raised his hands and saluted:
"Thank you very much, Marquis Wen, I am. Wang has always believed that he can do things without speaking, and he has never scolded anyone. He doesn't know how to anger people."
Lu Bu sat down in the carriage of the electric five-wheeler and started talking:< br>
“This is easy to handle, just pick the sore spot and say it. Just like I attacked San’er, pick the sore spot and attack fiercely. Even a saint can’t stand it.”
Zi Shou asked with some embarrassment:
“A saint has no father, no mother, and no family and descendants. How should we scold him?”
“Everything in the world can find its source. If there is no Having no father and mother can only mean that he is a beast... Well, you can make him the best shit-eating beast in the world in the name of the king, or find some lowly insects as the parents of a saint, and then trample him to death... If there is no source, let’s create one for him!”
Damn, you are really good at smearing.
This kind of disgusting way of scolding an immortal person might really annoy the saint.
As a king of Shang Dynasty, Zi Shou had a golden tongue. As long as he lowered his face and discredited him, the majestic innate saint might soon be of the same origin as maggots, mosquitoes and flies.
The Tathagata was eaten by Kong Xuan and came out of Kong Xuan's belly immediately. In order not to be involved in cause and effect, he also specifically recognized Kong Xuan as the mother of Buddha. Kong Xuan has since become Kong Xuan.
If Zi Shou arranges saints randomly, new causes and effects may occur.
Listening to Lu Bu's imaginative words, Li Yu really wanted to invite the empress over and let her experience Lu Fengxian's eloquence.
Lü Bu's mouth didn't stop until the noodles were ready. Zi Shou sighed repeatedly. He never thought that words could be so lethal if used well.
"It's a pity that Marquis Wen can't go to the world of gods, otherwise I will appoint you as a side by side and join hands with me to create a prosperous age."
Lu Bu will not give the saint a chance to find trouble and settle accounts:
" Ha, I just opened my imagination, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, you have to remember Zishou and talk about the pain points of saints. For example, others have become Taoists, why haven’t you become Taoists? Are you too stupid?”
A simple sentence, but it hurts more than Xiao Li's flying knife.
Zi Shou took a mouthful of oily noodles and felt that in just half an hour, he had been exposed to more swear words than he had been exposed to in twenty-eight years.
No wonder Brother Zhang Fei couldn't scold Marquis Wen. His eloquence was indeed good.
While eating, Li Yu was worried that Zi Shou would be overwhelmed by Lu Bu's swear words, so he specifically talked about the progress of Water Margin and Yue Shijie.
Hearing that Gao Yanei had been captured, Lu Bu rubbed his hands together excitedly:
"Can you get it for me? Fengxiao will explain the method of torture to extort confessions to the army officers in the near future. If Gao Yanei can be used as a teaching material, the soldiers will definitely learn more seriously. "
Damn, you really know how to use waste... Li Yu did not agree:
"Uncle Liu Huang should have some arrangements. Let him use it first. If he is still alive after using it, I will find a way to bring it to you."
Lu Bu took a piece of pig snout and took a bite:
"Then it's time for San'er to snatch his wife. I don't know if he can do it... I'll ask Erlang next time. If you need a mount, my red rabbit can participate."
Hmm. , although people can't go there, but they can let the red rabbits and horses go there to have fun.
Li Yu nodded and said he would take care of the conversation.
After the meal, Zishou learned some curse words for a while and rode back on the electric five-wheeler. Just as Lu Bu was about to leave, he suddenly patted his head and thought of something important:
"Li Ru asked someone to give it to me." Post, he wants to invite me to drink... Do you think he will get any information and ask me for equipment such as a walkie-talkie? "
Eh? Don't tell me, it's really possible.
Although the last battle to stop Cao Cao was fought happily, it was the Bingzhou Army and the Xiliang Army led by Xu Rong who participated in the battle. If someone reveals it, it will reach Li Ru's ears sooner or later.
Thinking of this, Li Yu looked at Lu Bu and asked:
"Mr. Wenhe, what do they say?"
There are a bunch of counselors with over 90 intelligences over there. Let's not waste our brain cells. Let's listen to everyone's analysis first!
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