Chapter 233 Jia Xu: Don’t make me flip the table! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Guo Jia thinks we should go, and we can try to trick Li Ru.”
Good guy, when others encounter the Hongmen Banquet, the first thing they think of is to stay away, so make sure you stay away first. Let’s talk about safety.
Sick leave, personal leave, cold, fever, headache, brain fever, any reason will do. Anyway, Li Ru has no mandatory orders, just invitations. He will postpone it for a few days, and then kill Dong Zhuo. .
Anyway, Lu Fengxian's reputation for filial piety has spread far and wide recently, so he sent someone to give Li Ru some small gifts, saying that he could not drink alcohol during his filial piety, and he could also excuse him.
Unexpectedly, Guo Fengxiao, who likes to take an eccentric approach, actually figured out a way to go to the mountains with tigers, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains.
But the good thing about this method is that it can find out the details of Li Ru.
Maybe it’s really just drinking and catching up on old times, nothing else.
After Lu Bu talked about Guo Jia's views, he also talked about the opinions of other counselors:
"Xun You feels that he shouldn't go, so he can just make up a reason to decline. The matter is serious and there is no need to take risks. .”
Now is the time to hold back your ultimate move. Dong Zhuo may be dead by the end of the month. It would be unwise to take risks at this time.
Although Xun You's army is a perfect match, he is actually a conservative person at heart. Especially now, there is no need to take such a risk. It's okay to drink normally. If he really ambush 500 swordsmen and axes, no matter how powerful Lu Bu is in combat How many to kill?
“What did Zhong Yao say?”
“He suggested going, but you should take Dian Wei with you as a guard. With Dian Wei here, even if there is danger, there is a high probability that the two of them can fight a fight. Bloody Road."
I never expected that Guo Jia and Zhong Yao, two intellectuals, would be so passionate and adventurous.
On the contrary, Xun You, who was famous for his marching and fighting, was conservative.
The three counselors all gave their opinions, and the next one was Lao Jia, the chief counselor.
"Mr. Wenhe didn't suggest me to go at first, but after thinking about it for a while, he asked me to take Dian Wei, Xu Huang, Wei Xu, and Cheng Lian with me. Each of them brought a bag of explosives. When there was danger, he lit explosives and threw them over. Cao Xing gathered his cavalry in the camp. When he heard the explosion, he rushed over and destroyed Li Ru's house first! "
Li Ru probably never thought about it, but After inviting Lu Bu to his house for a drink, Jia Xu actually had a plan on how to destroy his family.
It is indeed the scariest thing for people who lack a sense of security to act.
In addition to tying down Li Ru's mansion, Jia Xu also made a series of follow-up arrangements, such as the two sides converging to kill Dong Zhuo as soon as possible, Zhong Yao drafted a declaration to kill Dong Zhuo, Liu Xie issued an edict, and Guo Jia's people all The city collected intelligence, and Xun You and the cavalry were responsible for the specific actions to kill Dong Zhuo...
As for Jia Xu himself, he would bring all his family members, including Cai Yong and Sun Facai, to the camp and command the Bingzhou army as quickly as possible. Take over Chang'an city defense quickly.
Another person was sent to inform Zhang Liao and Xurong of Tongguan. The two of them sent one person to lead half of the troops back to defend Chang'an. Zhang Ji and Dong Cheng each led their troops to respond.
Let the young emperor Liu Xie issue an edict, ordering Huangfu Song who was stationed in Xiliang to lead an army to directly attack Xiwu where Fan Chou was stationed. After obtaining food and money, he then sent his troops to defend Chang'an and forced Li Jue and Guo Si to surrender. .
In short, if Li Ru dared to act recklessly this time, he would just flip the table and stop acting.
Although their own side was not ready, Dong Zhuo's side was even less prepared. If they were killed, they would never have imagined that killing Lu Bu would have such a big chain reaction.
After listening to Jia Xu’s plan, Li Yu once again felt so damn relieved to have him in his camp.
The other person just touched the chess piece, and he has already calculated all the possibilities after twenty moves. As long as you dare to make a move, we dare to follow it.
“Be careful when you go there. If you really want to ambush five hundred swordsmen, how big of a room will you have?”
Although in the novels of the Three Kingdoms, people are often invited to drink, and five hundred swordsmen and axemen are ambushed in the back hall. The plot of The Hundred Swordsman is very difficult to operate in practice.
How should five hundred people stand and how to maintain silence for a long time when the situation is deadlocked? It is quite difficult to implement these in practice.
Lu Bu was very calm about this:
"Don't worry, dear brother, we will be careful! Everyone should check their lighters before going. In addition to explosives, they will also bring a few fireworks bombs. Use them together. "
According to the knowledge of ancient people, if you just get a fireworks bomb and blow it up in the room, they will really tremble with fear.
When they intercepted Cao Ah Man before, not many people were actually killed by artillery fire, but the shock brought by the cannon fire scared most of Cao's soldiers out of their courage, and they knelt down and kowtowed like pounding garlic.
After Lu Bu finished speaking, he went back and drove the electric fifth wheel over and transported a truck of compressed biscuits back.
If they really want to take action, these biscuits can keep the Bingzhou Army's combat effectiveness for at least two days... Two days is enough to take care of the entire Chang'an City.
Li Yu left the warehouse and returned to the restaurant. Most of the people had already eaten. Only Mu Guiying was still holding rice and showing off the spicy hotpot made by Xiuhe.
Diao Chan held a bottle of Hans Chalet and sat browsing short videos on her phone.
Seeing Li Yu coming over, Mu Guiying took a chopstick and put the bean skins covered in red oil into his mouth, and said with emotion:
"How do modern people's brains grow? There are more evil ideas than one."
Oh, it seems that the network staff have given good suggestions.
The two apprentices of the empress are also quite interesting. Lu Bu knew that his strategy was not good, so he tried his best to find counselors for himself.
But Mu Guiying couldn't find a suitable adviser, so he simply placed his hope on the keyboard warriors. He now had his own staff, and there were quite a few of them.
Mu Guiying took a mouthful of rice and then talked about her gains from the Internet.
This girl asked a question in the afternoon: "How to prevent ancient literati from getting together to commit corruption?" There have been more than a hundred answers so far. Although most of them are jokes and clever tricks, some people have actually given their answers based on reality. Some practical suggestions.
Some people also listed the precautions for being an emperor in ancient times. For example, in the Tang Dynasty, it was necessary to prevent Jiedushi from rebelling, in the Song Dynasty, it was necessary to prevent border troops from being corrupt, and in the Han Dynasty, it was necessary to prevent relatives from interfering in politics... Mu Guiying saw this He nodded repeatedly and was deeply inspired.
Li Yu took out a bottle of salt soda from the freezer, opened it and took a few sips:
“Modern people receive more information every day than ancient people in their lifetimes, so they can naturally summarize some useful information. The historical laws. But don’t be led astray by netizens. You must learn to think from a dialectical perspective.”
“Thank you sir for reminding me.”
Mu Guiying cooked a small pot of rice and emptied the spicy pot. Feeling that it was not enough, she added some rice to the pot and stirred it up to wipe away the red oil in the pot. The rice also turned into red oil. Bibimbap.
Should I say it or not, the female bandit is quite good at living... Li Yu asked:
"There is no food in the kitchen? How about I fry some more for you?"
If the empress knew that her precious apprentice was having such a rough time eating, she might be devastated again.
Mu Guiying took a mouthful of rice:
"No, no, there is a small pot of spicy hot pot in the kitchen, but I plan to bring it back to my father. His two concubines quarreled and annoyed him so much that he didn't eat for a whole day. I have to persuade him."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Good guy, I originally sympathized with Mu Yu for it was not easy to develop Muke Village to what it is now, but I didn’t expect that he actually had a concubine, or two...
This is what makes people yearn for it. Ancient life?
I really want to experience it critically.
After Mu Guiying finished eating, she helped Li Yu clean up the kitchen, took the remaining pot of spicy hot pot, and hurriedly left the real world and returned to Muke Village.
Li Yu tidied up the kitchen and went upstairs with Diao Chan.
"Sir, are you going to teach Sister Zhou how to learn Oracle again tomorrow?"
"Yes, if the paper you write can make money, we will have another income."< br>
What Professor Zhou wants is knowledge, what the B&B wants is money, the best of both worlds.
Diao Chan said:
"Can you bring a cup of broken silver and a cup of raspberries when you come? It's very sugary and icy. I want to see the empress."
I really like that kind of thing. The warm feeling, I will try it again at noon tomorrow.
“Okay, I’ll buy it for you tomorrow.”
The next morning, Li Yu accompanied Zhou Ruotong to continue to maintain cultural relics, but when he learned that most of the cultural relics in the Yin Ruins Museum were fakes At that time, I couldn’t accept it.
"The Municipal Museum, the Provincial Museum, the National Museum...all reach out for cultural relics from here. No matter how many cultural relics there are, there will not be enough."
Zhou Ruotong told Li Yu how to distinguish real cultural relics from fake cultural relics. By the way, I talked about the weekend arrangements:
"Grandpa's seventieth birthday is on Saturday. I have to go back to celebrate his birthday. I can't dig wild vegetables with you and Xiaochan."
Seventieth birthday?
Li Yu quickly said:
"I wish grandpa in advance that he will be as blessed as the East China Sea and live as long as the Southern Mountains... The house will definitely be lively by then, right?" Zhou Ruotong nodded:
"All the relatives and my grandpa's students will be there, it will be really lively... ...Li Yu, I want to ask, do you have anything from the Warring States Period?”
Warring States Period?
Where do I have this thing? It all belongs to a friend of mine... Li Yu subconsciously denied it, but considering that so many cultural relics were given to Professor Zhou, it is difficult to deny it now.
He thought for a moment and asked:
"Are you going to buy it as a birthday gift?"
He didn't deny it. It seems that the smelly guy does have cultural relics from the Warring States Period... Zhou Ruotong said frankly:
“My grandfather is obsessed with the Warring States culture and has given me many good things in the past. This year it is his 70th birthday and I want to give him a surprise.”
There are indeed things from the Warring States Period, but you may not be able to I can eat it.
The Warring States Period jade given by Jia Xu is of high value, and it will easily break the record if it gets it at the auction house. Although Professor Zhou's net worth is quite high, cash is not necessarily the case.
When Li Yugang said that the value was a bit high, Zhou Ruotong said:
“If I don’t have enough money, I will find someone to lend it to me. Even my father, uncle, second uncle and fourth uncle can provide part of the money. You won’t suffer a loss.”
Rare cultural relics have always been rare, and many collectors may not be able to gain anything even if they spend their money.
If Li Yu could come up with a relatively precious Warring States cultural relic, he would have to take it down even if he mobilized the strength of his whole family.
Li Yu made a gesture:
“I have a Warring States jade, as big as a record, but I don’t know exactly what period the Warring States period was. I am illiterate in this regard.”
Is the record that big?
Zhou Ruotong took a deep breath, feeling like he was dreaming.
I just asked casually with the attitude of giving it a try, but I didn’t expect that there are actually cultural relics of the Warring States Period. Could this guy be dressed up as Doraemon?
She had actually been preparing the old man's birthday gift a long time ago. She had asked someone to find a set of bamboo slips from the Warring States Period, but after identification, she found that they were counterfeit.
I had no choice but to try it with Li Yu, but I didn’t expect a surprise when I got there.
Li Yu opened the photo album on his mobile phone, took out the photo of the Warring States jade, and handed it to Zhou Ruotong:
"You take a look first, and if you like it, I will send it to you."
< br>Zhou Ruotong looked left and right, and even zoomed in to see the details, and then used mobile online banking to transfer seven-digit cash to Li Yu:
"This is the deposit."
Rich lady, are you hungry... Li Yu didn't expect Professor Zhou to be so cheerful and wanted to find all the cultural relics in the vault and exchange them for money.
He and Miss Zhou had a casual meal in the museum cafeteria, then drove back. On the way, he went to Heytea to buy broken silver and Zhizhi berries for the little girl, and then returned to the B&B.
In the evening, he brought the jade to Guanlan Mingshu Community. Zhou Ruotong had already put on gloves and was waiting.
Jade is delicate, especially the fragile jade bi, so it should be treated with care.
After looking at it carefully, Zhou Ruotong transferred all the pocket money to Li Yu:
"This is still a deposit. The specific price must be determined by my grandfather. Don't worry, our family will never run away."
I won’t sell it to you if I worry about you running away... Li Yu doesn’t care about cash. He actually wants to buy large equipment and even build a thermal power plant.
But these seem to be quite difficult, so I can only explore more in the future.
Zhou Ruotong wrapped the jade in layers of flannel and put it into a suitcase with a combination lock, and then stuffed the box into a safe.
After doing this, she breathed a sigh of relief:
"Old rule, I won't ask, and I won't let my family ask, don't worry."
I like people like you Dealing with smart people... Li Yu was grateful for Professor Zhou's understanding, but he felt guilty about treating him as a tool.
It’s a pity that the secret I carry cannot be made public. I’m sorry!
He took a sip of the soda water handed over by Zhou Ruotong:
"When will you return to Beijing?"
"It was originally scheduled for Friday, but this piece of jade is too precious. I will leave tomorrow and I will get the money for you when I get home."
Tonight Wu Song will return to the world of Water Margin to explore the new trends in Tokyo. Li Yu is worried about changes there, so he chats with Zhou Ruotong for a few words and then stands up to leave.
Although I really like spending time with Professor Zhou, even if I don’t talk about anything, I enjoy it, but after all, business matters are more important, and there are several worlds waiting for us to save.
When these things come to an end, let’s chat over wine with Professor Zhou!
Back at the B&B, Li Yu happened to meet Wu Song, who was wearing night clothes:
“Are Erlang ready to leave?”
“Yes, a few days have passed in the world in the book, and I plan to go Take a look.”
In order to prevent the guests of the B&B from seeing it, Wu Song did not go back through the front and back doors, but went to the warehouse.
Li Yu followed behind and said:
"If there is danger, come back quickly and don't linger."
"Don't worry, Brother Li, I have my own sense of discretion!"
Wu Song tightened his shoelaces and quickly passed through the middle of the warehouse. "Gate" returns to the world in the book.
About ten minutes later, his figure appeared again, with deep doubts on his face:
"Strange, the entire ruins of Zuixian Tower have been cleared, and No one was guarding it, and it seemed like it just passed by. Didn’t they see the corpses? ”
No, the oil-spraying method in the crematorium will leave corpses behind. In ordinary fires in wooden buildings like this, the surface of the corpse will be carbonized at most, and it will not be burned at all.
Li Yu scratched his head and suddenly had an idea:
“Could it be the work of courtiers who colluded with Xixia?”
Something happened to the stronghold of Xixia spies? , the most nervous ones are the courtiers. If the letter is exposed, not to mention the loss of their hat, they may even be executed.
So the officials in charge of the case cleaned up the ruins and the bodies inside to prevent anyone from finding clues.
Wu Song said:
"I'll go take a look again, and meet up with Uncle Liu Huang and the others."
"Okay, you go... By the way, ask Xuande Gaoyanei how to deal with it, Marquis Lu Wen I want to bring him to the World of Three Kingdoms to practice torture to extract confessions. You can ask if that's okay."
Wu Song rejected the proposal as soon as he heard it:
"To practice torture to extract confessions, you need to find people who are determined. Gao Yanei answers whatever you ask, but he has no technical skills at all. Let Guo Fengxiao find another partner. Gao Yanei is a piece of trash and is not worthy of traveling between the two worlds."
As expected, Wu Dutou is still a professional, and he even knows how to extract confessions through torture.
After he left, Li Yu returned to the study and sorted out the information on the Three Kingdoms world.
Jia Xu is already ready to lift the table. All the soldiers in the army should soon receive their assigned tasks. The Cai family’s courtyard wall will also secretly have a door that can directly enter the camp for convenience. Bingzhou army protection.
Sun Facai is the root of the chaos in the world, and Cai Yong and Cai Yan, father and daughter, one is the leader of the Confucian gentry clan at that time, and the other is responsible for the mission of promoting science and technology in the world of the Three Kingdoms, so the lives of the family of three must be protected Get up, don't be careless.
I hope Li Ru really went to Lu Bu to drink and chat, instead of ambushing the swordsman to assassinate him, otherwise the flames of war in the entire Three Kingdoms world would be instantly ignited.
Li Yu wrote and drew on the paper. Although Jia Xu's layout was good, he still wanted to wait.
In this way, we will be more calm, and Liu Xie can also participate.
At ten o'clock in the evening, Li Yu summarized the information of several worlds. Just as he was about to go back to the room to wash up and sleep, Wu Erlang returned to the real world again:
"Brother Li is really clever, little brother After meeting with Uncle Liu Huang, he asked about the situation. As expected, as Brother Li had guessed, several courtiers classified it as an ordinary fire. On the grounds that the Lantern Festival should be festive, they cleaned up all the ruins and buried them outside the city, covering up all traces. Stop.”
Damn, they can really do this kind of thing!
Li Yu asked:
"Did Xuande go to Anren Village?"
"Yes, he and Wen Huanzhang hit it off immediately, and even found a bit of Zhuge Kongming in Mr. Wen. , Now Wen Huanzhang is bidding farewell to his relatives and friends, and will leave for Qilin Village soon. "
Just kidding, Wen Huanzhang is the ontological projection of the author Shi Naian, so he will naturally set himself up to be more advanced.
Another character in the book who embodies ontological projection is Yan Qing’s friend Xu Guanzhong who is proficient in several languages. This person is projecting Shi Naian’s apprentice and the author of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" Luo Guanzhong.
Although the two characters are only briefly glimpsed, one is set to be taller than the other, and they are both great talents.
Now that Wen Huanzhang has obtained it, there is only one last thing left for Liu Guanzhang's trip to Tokyo - to steal the emperor!
(End of this chapter)