Chapter 281 Shi Qian steals the royal horse! [Ask for monthly ticket]
“You must keep this thing away and don’t lose it.”
Li Yu buttoned up the foam box and planned to leave it with Professor Zhou first and then take it away after the mobilization meeting. Put it in the safe and give one to Liu Beizi and Liu Xie when the time comes.
The Jade Seal can only be used by the emperor to absorb telekinesis. Now among the B&B forces, Liu Xieshou and Liu Bei are both emperors and can use the Jade Seal of the Kingdom.
Although Li Shimin is the famous Taizong of Tang Dynasty in later generations, he has not yet ascended the throne, so it is useless to give him.
As for Mu Guiying, you can take it away and play with it if you want. Anyway, the empress is here, so she can do whatever she wants.
After placing the jade seal, Li Yu tasted the various snacks and snacks brought back by Zhou Ruotong. Needless to say, it deserves to be the capital, and it is indeed richer in variety than here in Yinzhou!
"It's almost time to leave, right? Don't be late."
Zhou Ruotong looked at the time, fearing that the head teacher would have objections if he was late.
Li Yu hugged her and kissed her:
"Don't worry, you won't be late!"
"Bad guys will do bad things...well...well..."
Zhou Ruotong found that the smelly guy's hands were actually on his body during the kiss You walked away and couldn't help but pat him.
Li Yu laughed twice:
“Your clothes are too slippery, I can’t hold them.”
"Okay, let's go to the parent-teacher meeting first, and then I'll let you hold me when I get back, okay, hubby?"
You've already called me hubby, can I refuse... Li Yu kissed him twice more, and then brought him with him After preparing snacks and snacks for Diao Chan, we went downstairs together and drove to the Moral Education Bilingual School.
When they arrived at the school gate, they found that many parents had specially dressed up and dressed up, obviously taking this mobilization meeting very seriously.
Li Yu parked the car at an empty space nearby. After getting off the car, the two of them walked into the school gate together carrying large and small bags of food. They found Diao Chan first and delivered the food to the dormitory.
“There is still a lot to eat, I can’t finish it.”
The little girl was very happy to see Li Yu. She held Zhou Ruotong's arm and chattered about her recent campus life.
“Every year during the graduation season the school holds a theatrical performance, and the head teacher asks everyone to sign up for the performance.”
Li Yu asked:
“What are you going to perform? Guqin? Guzheng ? Or dance? "
"I won't perform. If I perform once, I will be indispensable for any activities in the future. I will even arrange to serve tea and water to the leaders who come to inspect... I just want to do it now. Study and do nothing else.”
For those who love learning, all time-wasting behaviors are boring and meaningless.
Zhou Ruotong smiled and said:
"Same as when I was in school, Xiaochan, you can do whatever you want, don't feel pressure, remember, no one has the right to force you, If someone bullies you, don’t bear it. We have everything.”
“Thank you, sister and sir!”
When we arrived at the dormitory, several roommates and parents were there, Diao Chan took it. Zhou Ruotong brought a box of pea yellow, mung bean cake and other snacks to each of his three roommates.
When leaving the dormitory, Diao Chan specially picked out a box of delicious-looking donkey rolls for herself.
I met Sister Zhou and Mr. Zhou today, so I should have some sweets to celebrate!
Out of the dormitory building, Diao Chan led the two of them to the stadium and the cafeteria. At the same time, he opened the donkey roll, pinched a piece and took a taste:
"Wow, it smells so good!"
Li Yu said:
"This is soybean flour. After frying, it has a strong aroma and a good taste. If you like it, I will buy some soybean flour online later and make some other delicacies for you."
Bean flour is a kind of The versatile ingredient can be used not only for snacks such as donkey rolling, but also for stuffing and dipping dishes.
Boil the glutinous rice balls and roll them in soybean flour, and they become a famous snack in Shanghai - Lei Sha Yuan.
Next time the little girl goes back, she can try to make some. She likes sweets so much, so she should like it very much.
Zhou Ruotong picked up a piece of donkey and rolled it, took a bite and said:
"I called Boss Lin last night. He worked overtime this morning to do it... Since giving birth to twin sons, Boss Lin is much more diligent than before."
Li Yu smiled:< br>
“I guess every morning when I open my eyes, I think about the fact that each of my two sons has to buy a house...House prices in Beijing are so high, it’s really stressful.”
After eating and rolling around, we came to the mobilization meeting There were already many people sitting in the auditorium.
After saying hello to the head teacher, the three of them found seats and sat down.
Today's mobilization meeting includes all classes in the third grade of junior high school. It can be regarded as a large-scale parent-teacher meeting.
The principal encourages everyone not to be intimidated by the results of the first test. As long as you are willing to work hard, there is room for improvement.
The dean also specially listed the comparison of the scores of some outstanding graduates in the past with their first-time test scores and their admission scores. Some actually improved by nearly a hundred points.
Seeing the comparison pictures on the big screen, both students and parents are full of confidence.
The mobilization meeting is very effective... Li Yu originally wanted to hold a similar mobilization meeting for the administrators of the B&B, but he also felt that everyone is usually energetic enough. If they mobilize again, they can cultivate several Asians. It's okay for the governor to say, what if a few war madmen are cultivated? It's better to forget it.
After the dean finished speaking, student representatives and parent representatives came to the stage to speak.
Li Yu looked at the two women at home and asked:
“Why are there none of us?”
Zhou Ruotong said:
“The first few days The leaders of Tianjin School asked the parents group, but I did not participate.”
Well, that’s it.
Fortunately, Lu Bu's children did not go to school in the real world. Otherwise, with his eagerness to be pushy, he might not have to find ways to do things in school every day.
After the mobilization meeting, the total score of the first basic test appeared on the big screen.
The first place is a student specially poached by the school. There is a high probability that he will become the top scorer in Yinzhou's high school entrance examination this year.
But the second place was Zhou Xiaochan, and the parents were puzzled. He was nearly 30 points ahead of the third place. Oh dear, this school picked the top students from other junior high schools again?
For the sake of admission rate and publicity, private schools poach some top students from other schools every year to show off.
If you get the top prize in the high school entrance examination, there will be a lot of publicity.
Everyone is accustomed to this kind of operation.
Leaving the auditorium, Diao Chan’s class teacher came over, hoping that after the high school entrance examination, Zhou Xiaochan could cooperate with the school to do some publicity and get some money.
Hearing the words “get money for money”, Diao Chan couldn’t help but ask:
"Teacher Sun, how much money can you have?"
The head teacher Sun Guilan said with a smile:
"It depends on your scores and ranking. If you rank first in the school, it will cost you 20,000 to 30,000 yuan." There is a lot of money, and if you can enter the top ten in the city, you will get more money... If you get the top prize, you don't have to worry about tuition and living expenses for the three years of high school. "
Oh, you can make money again. Money... The little girl was cheering in her heart, planning to go to the school supermarket to buy a small flashlight later, and then study for half an hour after turning off the lights at night.
The school leaders spent a long time mobilizing and shouting slogans, but Diao Chan felt nothing.
But as soon as I heard that I could make money, my fighting spirit suddenly rose!
Farewell to the class teacher, Diao Chan sent the two of them to the school gate.
Zhou Ruotong said:
“Don’t light up when you hear money. We are not short of money. Just study at your pace and pay attention to your health.”
“Well. Well, I will, sister, please go slower on the road.”
Diao Chan sent the two of them off and hurried to the school supermarket.
Turning to look at the girl's retreating back, Li Yu said:
"It's over. Let this little money fan know that if you get high marks in the exam and get money, you will definitely study hard."
Zhou Ruotong took his arm and felt that this was not a bad thing:
“Take the initiative to learn a good habit, I hope Xiaochan can continue to maintain it.”
The two drove back to Guanlan Mingshu Community. Li Yu took courage and felt for the first time the true meaning of the idiom "moving like a rabbit taking off."
But the price was huge. He received several punches and had two more bruises on his waist.
But Li Yu was immune to the pain. He waited until he drove out of Guanlan Mingshu Community, with the children's song still echoing in his mind:
"White rabbit, white and white..." ..."
It should be pretty white, right? It's a pity that I can't see it through my clothes.
Just as he was thinking about it, Zhou Ruotong called:
"Have you left the community?"
"Well, I'm going to find a pharmacy in front to buy a bottle of safflower oil... What's wrong, wifey?" "
Hearing the words "safflower oil", Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but laugh:
"Smelly guy, if I let you do evil, I should break your hands and feet and treat you as a vegetable. Wait... I wanted to go to work, but suddenly I wanted to be lazy. Let’s go to a movie.”
After 0.01 seconds of long consideration, Li Yu immediately agreed:
"No problem, I'll go back and pick you up right away!"
The young couple went to watch a movie, grabbed a doll, and started to walk together. After dinner, we walked around People's Park for a while after dark, and then sent Professor Zhou back.
"Drive slowly on the road. You didn't go back all afternoon. Is everything going to be okay?" "They called me if anything happened... I left my wife."
Zhou Ruotong put her arms around Li Yu's neck, leaned on her feet and kissed him on the forehead:
"Go ahead, give me a call when you get to the B&B."
If you are so reluctant to leave, I actually don't have to go back... Li Yu muttered in his heart. He really wanted to ask Ying to stay to protect Professor Zhou, but he was worried that his legs would really be broken.
Back at the B&B, he first sent a message to Zhou Ruotong, and then asked about the situation of the B&B.
Confirming that nothing was wrong, he first put the imitation jade seal in the vault, and then went to see the empress with the snacks brought from the capital. Then he returned to the study and met Mu Guiying who was addicted to games.
"Why did you start again?"
"What do you mean? I've only been here for five minutes, okay? Today I opened up a new piece of farmland, and by the way, I brought a dozen nearby villages under my control. Only then will I be rewarded. Come and play in the real world for a while.”
After working hard for several days, she was scolded by her husband just as she was about to play games to relax... Mu Guiying held the game controller on the coffee table to her in aggrieved tone. Li Yu:
"Combining work and rest, sir, would you like to play two games with me?"
Li Yu handed her the snack in his hand:
"You go ahead and play. I have to sort out some information. These are the snacks your sister Zhou brought from the capital. Try them. If you like them, buy more next time."
"I knew you were the most handsome. , I wish Mr. Zhou and Sister Zhou Fairy will be together forever and grow old together.”
When he sees something delicious, Mu Guiying spreads his good words for free.
She tasted the snacks one by one, and then she remembered about Yuxi:
"Did Sister Zhou bring Yuxi over?"
"I've brought it here. It's in the vault. Should I give it to you now or wait until you become emperor?" People know that I am destined by destiny... Yes, use an excavator to dig it out, hahaha, I am really a genius!"
Li Yu: "..."
You have the power of kingship granted by God! This set is very easy to play!
With nothing to do, he led Mu Guiying to the vault and opened the foam box.
"Wow, six jade seals, it's so surprising... Sir, I want to hold these six jade seals and proclaim myself emperor at the same time. What should I be called the emperor?"
Li Yu thought for a while, Gave a very appropriate name:
"Six Imperial Pills!"
Looking at the six jade seals one by one, Mu Guiying picked the one that looked more pleasing to the eye. , holding it and stuffing it into his arms, intending to take it back and study it.
After leaving the vault, the two of them were about to go upstairs when they heard a neighing sound coming from the stable.
Without saying a word, Mu Guiying took out three flying knives and held them in his hands, and deliberately blocked Li Yu behind him to protect him:
"Who is it? Tell me your name quickly!"
< br>The stable light turned on, and Yue Fei’s figure appeared:
“Marshal Mu, don’t worry, it’s me!”
Seeing that Li Yu was also there, Yue Fei quickly saluted and said:
"Meet Sir, Shi Qian stole a BMW from the palace, named Taxue Wuzui. I thought that Sir should like it, so I sent it here specially."
Taxue Wuzui?
Isn’t this Zhang Fei’s horse?
Mu Guiying put away the throwing knife and asked doubtfully:
“Isn’t it possible that Mr. Zhang’s horse was stolen?”
"This is not my brother-in-law's horse, it belongs to the palace. We read "Water Margin" and felt that it should be the horse that the imperial court rewarded Hu Yanzhuo. The siege of Liangshan has not started yet, so this horse has not been given to General Hu Yan. ”
Li Yu walked over and found that it was indeed not Zhang Fei’s horse.
Especially the panic of coming to a strange place. If it were to be replaced by the Yide horse, there is a high probability that it would have started to quarrel with the yellow gelding.
In the original work of "Water Margin", Hu Yanzhuo rode the Snow-Taking Wuzui gifted by the emperor, but failed one after another. When passing by Peach Blossom Mountain, the horse was stolen by Li Zhong and Zhoutong.
Unexpectedly, even though the whole world has been changed by magic, Taxue Wuzui's fate of being stolen has not been changed.
There are not many famous horses in the Water Margin story. If Song Jiang's Zhaoye Jade Lion ranks first, this Snow-Taking Wuzui will be second.
It would be a waste to keep such a good horse in a B&B. Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"Feed here for two days first, and then send it to Yunchang. There is no red rabbit horse. When the time comes, let him ride this horse first.”
Lao Guan’s size and weight are really too much for ordinary horses, and only such a tall and famous horse can move him.
Remembering that Professor Zhou had never ridden Tuxue Wuzui, Li Yu planned to let her experience it tomorrow... Well, I didn’t want to kiss him.
After watching the horse, the three of them went to the study room.
Mu Guiying took the snacks on the table for Yue Fei to eat, and at the same time took out the imperial seal and played it.
Yue Fei took a bite of a kidney bean roll wrapped in red bean paste and reminded:
"Marshal Mu, don't forget, if the jade seal can be passed down to the Song Dynasty, it should be engraved on the shoulder. If you want to imitate the real jade seal, you have to add some engravings."
Mu Guiying looked at Li Yu, and Li Yu spread his hands:
"I haven't seen what an engraved jade seal looks like. I can't let anyone process it... How about you wait a little longer? After the jade seals from the Sui and Tang Dynasties appear, you will know how to engrave them."
Mu Guiying threw the jade seal in her hand and said:
"Then I will take it away for a few days to play and experience the pain of being an emperor in advance."
You can't see the virtue of your smiling face. Any sign of pain!
Yue Fei was eating snacks and talking about the embroidered shoes last time:
"The imperial court was furious, and all the front officials were fined their salaries, including Xu Ning, the golden gunner who accompanied the imperial chariot. I wonder if we will have any intersection with him in the future."
There is a high probability that there will be intersection, I just don’t know if it’s my opponent.
This person is also unlucky. He is obviously a good teacher of the Forbidden Army’s Golden Gun class, but he meets a rotten gambler old cousin. As a result, his ancestral armor is stolen by Shi Qian, and his job is also lost. I accidentally memorized a bunch of murder cases.
With no choice but to drop grass in Liangshan.
When he was conquering Fangla, he was wearing an ancestral armor, which was so airtight that only his throat was exposed, but it was precisely this part that was hit by an arrow.
If An Daoquan was still there, he might still be alive.
Because Zhang Qing was also shot in the throat and was rescued by An Daoquan. Not only was he alive and kicking, but he even fell in love with Qiongying.
When Fangla was conquered, An Daoquan stayed in Tokyo and became an imperial doctor, and the unlucky Xu Ning became the first Tiangang general to die.
I really wonder if he has a good relationship with Yang Zhi in private, which is why he got the bad luck of Tianshuixing.
“Gao Taiwei has ordered the Jeju government to thoroughly investigate the Liangshan bandits. If necessary, troops can be mobilized from other state capitals. We must catch all the Liangshan bandits!”
This information was all found by Yan Qing in the brothel.
Officials in the Song Dynasty generally did not go home after work. They would first go to brothels and other sensual places to spend money and chat about the current situation.
Yan Qing, the diplomatic ambassador of Qilin Village, easily became friends with these people, and it was easy to obtain some information that was not secret.
"What was the queen's reaction?"
"It is said that he was furious and ordered Gao Qiu to capture Song Jiang to the capital and execute him in Ling Chi to set the record straight!"
In ancient times, women valued their feet as much as their virginity. Not only did Shi Qian steal the embroidered shoes, he also left a vulgar limerick that would break anyone's guard after reading it.
However, the standards of speech in the Song Dynasty were relatively loose. If this happened during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, everyone named Song Jiang in the country would be unlucky.
As for the Song Dynasty, Zhou Bangyan wrote erotic poems with connotations about Song Huizong and Li Shishi having sex, but he was not punished for his words, and the courtiers even sang about it.
Mu Guiying really wanted to participate in Yue Fei's actions in Tokyo:
"Whose name was the one who stole the horse today? Or was it Song Jiang?"
"No, I changed it to Fang La's name, and left a note asking Zhao Ji to send a few emperor concubines to warm Fang La's bed."
It's not easy to come to Tokyo, you have to name all the four major thieves. Again.
After listening to Yue Fei's introduction, Mu Guiying clicked his tongue and said:
"What a little Feifei, you dare to call the emperor by his name. Are you still the serious little researcher you were before?"
Thinking of his performance when he first arrived at the B&B, Yue Fei blushed:
"The boy just broadened his horizons and found the correct goal and direction under the guidance of the teacher... Fei would like to thank the teacher for his advice and guidance!"
Li Yu waved his hand and said:
"You don't have to be so polite, what are you going to do next?"
Yue Fei pinched a piece of chestnut cake and took a bite:
"Brother Yan Qing plans to make a fuss for a while and then leave Tokyo. , go all the way west to Mengzhou, avenge Shi En in the name of the Qilin Village Intelligence Department, and kill Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, and Sun Erniang, the mother-in-law on the must-kill list, demolish the cross slope, and clean up the harm to the people! "
Holy shit!
That’s a good idea!
That couple who make a living by selling human flesh should really be sent to hell!
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(End of this chapter)