Chapter 282 Lao Guan, you thick eyebrows and big eyes actually framed me? [Requesting monthly tickets]
“They go to Mengzhou to kill people like this, isn’t it dangerous?”
When Mu Guiying heard that Zhang Qing and his wife were going to be killed, she clapped her hands and applauded, but she was worried about Qilin. The village intelligence department is not strong enough and wants to help.
Li Yu thought about the members of the Intelligence Department and felt that the problem was not big.
I won’t mention Yan Qing, he is the best in the world in fighting, no one is afraid of fighting alone, coupled with the desperate Saburo Tianhuixing Shi Xiu, his fighting power far exceeds Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang.
In addition, there are Shi Qian, who comes and goes, and Yue Fei, who has learned the Yuhuan Steps. It should not be difficult to get rid of the scourge of Cross Slope.
Before the fight begins, you can even ask Zhang San and Li Si to tease Sun Erniang a little bit, paralyzing her first, and then taking action.
Yan Qing chose this time to go to Mengzhou.
Although Shi En has joined Qilin Village, his revenge has not been avenged, so he must have been thinking about it in his heart. Before he raises an army, he should settle this matter first and let Jin Yan Biao concentrate on making achievements. .
More importantly, the people in the intelligence department have no connection with Zhang Qingsun Erniang.
If other people from Qilin Village were allowed to come over, Hua Monk Lu Zhishen and Zhang Qing were sworn brothers. If he knew that they would definitely stop them.
Wu Song was cared for by Zhang Qing and his wife in the original work. Although the plot in the original work has not happened now, it is not suitable to take action.
There are only Shi Qian, Shi Xiu, Yan Qing and others who have no contact with Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang. Now that the department has just been established, a team building is needed, which can be used to practice.
When you get back, you can also explain to Lu Zhishen that on the way to avenge Shi En, they ate at Cross Slope. It turned out that there was sweat medicine in the meal, which almost killed Yue Fei, so everyone had no choice but to kill Zhang Qing and his wife. .
Well, if you use Yue Fei as a shield, you will be in trouble!
Yan Qing dared to go to Mengzhou to kill people because Yue Fei followed him.
With Uncle Buddha here, there is no need to worry about any danger.
But this way of coercing Yue Fei to conquer the Buddhas is a bit rogue. I feel that sooner or later Duobao will be rewarded by Yan Qing and his brains will break.
Li Yu is not worried about everyone killing Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang, but Shi En’s hatred is related to Zhang Doujian and Zhang Tuanlian of Mengzhou Prefecture, a military division commander and a minister of armed forces, both of whom are high-ranking officials in the military. .
If someone kills people blatantly, it will easily lead to an investigation by the court... With Yan Qing and Shi Qian here, they should choose assassination.
What Li Yu is most looking forward to is Yan Qing's match against Jiang Menshen.
Chiang Menshen is known as the invincible sumo wrestler in Taishan for three years, with infinite strength and good at fighting, while Yan Qing is the best in the world in sumo wrestling, and later went to Mount Tai to defeat the one-foot-tall Lei Director Yuan.
Now that we meet Jiang Menshen, who is as good as Ren Yuan, the fight should be exciting.
In order not to miss this scene, Li Yu took out two sets of action cameras from the drawer and handed them to Yue Fei:
"Take a picture for me when Yan Qing beats Jiang Menshen. This kind of This rare scene must be kept as a souvenir.”
"Okay sir, Fei will take the photo exactly as it is."
After saying that, Yue Fei took the action camera and left the B&B, returning to Water Margin Yue World.
Li Yu finished sorting out the information at hand, and then, under Mu Guiying's persuasion, he took the game controller and started playing the game until after ten o'clock.
Back in the room, Li Yu finished washing and lay on the bed. He video chatted with Zhou Ruotong for a while, and by the way, he talked about Shi Qian stealing the imperial horse and Yan Qing going to Mengzhou.
Zhou Ruotong became interested as soon as he heard it, and planned to take time to come to the B&B to experience famous ancient horses.
After the young couple finished chatting, Li Yu found that it was already eleven twenty. He was about to go to bed, but suddenly thought that a certain money fan might be studying, so he clicked on Diao Chan's profile picture and sent her a message:
"Sleep, no more studying!"
Diao Chan, who was lying on the bed reading a book, sent a series of frightened expressions:
"Sir, are you really not a god?"
"No, but I know a certain little cutie is studying. Don't read after lights out. It's not good for your eyes. Go to bed early and sharpen your knife before chopping wood."
"I understand, sir, I'm going to bed now!"
Li Yu sent her a hug emoticon and said good night. The little girl was obedient and put down the flashlight and textbook, hugging the pig next to her. The pig hugged the pillow and kissed her twice, then hugged her in her arms and closed her eyes to sleep.
In the next two days, Zhou Ruotong came to experience riding the Wuzui on the snow. He felt that this horse was not only handsome, but also big. It was almost catching up with Lu Bu's red rabbit horse.
She put on the saddle and rode outside. It was very stable and obedient. It must be because of the horse's temperament.
With Professor Zhou's encouragement, Li Yu also got on the horse and tried it. He felt that riding a horse and riding a motorcycle were indeed two different things. The field of vision was higher and broader. The condescending feeling really had a strong influence on the infantry. Psychological advantages.
After Zhou Ruotong enjoyed riding, Li Yu asked Wu Song to send Taxue Wuzui to Qilin Village.
As soon as he sent it over, Guan Yu couldn't help but get on his horse and gallop around the village. He even recorded a video to express his gratitude to Li Yu:
"Thank you, Mr. Li, thank you very much. Master Guan, I can’t thank you enough!”
After reading it, Li Yu forwarded it to Zhou Ruotong excitedly. He wanted to receive a wave of praise, but Professor Zhou made a proposition that hit his soul:
“What does master mother mean?”
Li Yu: "..."
Lao Guan, you are a thick-browed guy with big eyes. If you thank me, just thank you. Why are you secretly burying the hatchet?
He racked his brains and forcefully explained:
“This is a respectful title for the gods, no matter how great or holy, it’s all a long list of titles anyway. Laoguan regards you as You’re a god, don’t mind.”
Zhou Ruotong did not comment, but asked other questions:
"Did you buy safflower oil last time?"
"No, I wanted to buy it, but then we went to watch a movie. What's wrong, wife?"
"Go buy a bottle. You'll need it this afternoon."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
If I go to Jianmin Hospital now to get a medical certificate stating that I am allergic to being beaten, can I avoid this disaster?
I was careless, I was just watching Lao Guan's videos, why didn't I notice the master he called me?
Li Yu hesitated for a moment, and actually drove to the village clinic to buy safflower oil and some ointment for bruises. If he couldn't avoid the beating, he should make an emergency plan in advance.
Looking back, I have to let my old mother see if the luck given by the good-luck cat has been secretly used up.
Why did everything go wrong?
At noon, Xiuhe cooked several stir-fry dishes at the B&B, including bacon with garlic sprouts, sliced green pepper meat, leek eggs, garlic water spinach... But Li Yu didn't have any appetite. He put down his chopsticks after eating half a bowl of rice, leaving behind The price was all cheap for Mu Guiying who came to eat.
"Sir, do you miss Sister Zhou or Fairy Xiaochan? You don't even eat the food that goes with the meal. Marquis Wen is right. Many of the problems you modern people have are caused by eating too much."
Li Yu took a bottle of Coke and took two sips. Just as he was about to refute this point of view, he suddenly received a message from Zhou Ruotong:
"Come to the gate!"
What? It’s okay to hit someone, but you still want to hit me at the gate?
After all, I am also the owner of a B&B. If you hit me like this, the employees will look down on you... Forget it, as long as my wife is happy, it doesn't matter how I clean it up.
Li Yu was heart-broken, and left the restaurant with a look on death. He walked firmly to the door and saw Professor Zhou's car parked outside.
He walked over weakly and waved to the beautiful lady Zhou in the car.
If you want to be beaten, do it quickly. Don’t leave any marks. It will not be embarrassing if your own wife takes care of you!
The car door opened, and Zhou Ruotong, wearing wide-leg jeans and a short windbreaker, got out of the car, but as soon as she touched the ground, she frowned and staggered a little.
Li Yu didn't care about being beaten and hurried over to help her:
"Daughter-in-law, what's wrong with you?"
"The light in the tomb passage is broken. When I walked in the morning, I couldn't see the road clearly and sprained my foot... Where is the safflower oil I asked you to buy? Apply it to me. . "
Li Yu: "..."
Good guy, you thought you were going to beat me, but I didn't expect it was a sprained foot.
He put Professor Zhou's arm on his shoulders, put his other hand around his waist, and said as he walked in:
"It's sitting upstairs. I've been worried for a long time. So you're not going to beat me up?"
Zhou Ruotong was amused by this guy's expression, but when he thought of the title of the master's wife, he couldn't help but I hit him lightly:
“I’ll beat you when my feet are healed. Now I’ll give you a chance to make up for it.”
“Thank you, my wife!”
Li Yu helped Professor Zhou go inside while speaking words of persuasion.
When he got upstairs, he originally wanted to go to the study, but felt it was inappropriate. Just as he was about to go to his room, Zhou Ruotong took out the room card of 201 from his bag:
"Go to Xiaochan's room, I'll invite you in the afternoon I’m on vacation, so I’ll just take a nap.”
Li Yu took the room key, helped her walk over, opened the door first, and then carefully helped Professor Zhou to the bed and put a quilt on it. Have her lie half-lying against the bed.
Then he squatted down and began to untie Professor Zhou's shoelaces.
"I'll just come. The sprained foot is not a broken leg, so there is no need to be so careful."
Although he had been kissed and hugged many times, Zhou Ruotong was somewhat uncomfortable with Li Yu taking off his shoes suddenly.
"Lie down and don't move."
After Li Yu finished speaking, he took off Professor Zhou's shoes, looked at the cute Crayon Shin-chan socks on his feet, and couldn't help but say :
"I'm going to get a fungal infection later. It was definitely you who stepped on it."
Zhou Ruotong didn't expect that this guy knew his secret, so he blushed and said:
"Go, go, you have a fungal infection!"
Li Yugang was about to tease again, and found that the ankle of his left foot was swollen. He carefully took off Professor Zhou's socks and touched them lightly:< br>
"Does it hurt?" "It's okay. Bring me the safflower oil and I'll apply it."
"No, just lie down and I'll give it to you." You apply medicine.”
Professor Zhou's feet were white and tender, and his toes looked crystal clear. Li Yu carefully observed the swollen position, took the safflower oil, poured a little into his palm, and then rubbed it with his hands to pre-dissolve the safflower oil. Apply the heat evenly, then cover the swollen area of the ankle with both hands.
"Hiss..."
"Does it hurt, baby? Just bear with it, you'll be fine soon."
Li Yu applied it on Professor Zhou's ankle Safflower oil was carefully placed on the bed. I was worried that the safflower oil would stain the sheets, so I put a bath towel on my ankles.
After doing this, he pulled the quilt and put it on Zhou Ruotong:
"Lie down and don't move this afternoon. Just tell me what you want to eat and I'll prepare it for you."
After saying that, Li Yugang was about to wash his hands. Zhou Ruotong suddenly raised his hand and pulled his collar. drop down.
When Li Yu bent over, the beautiful woman raised her head and took the initiative to kiss Li Yu. She didn’t let go until both of them had difficulty breathing:
“Thank you, husband~~ ”
Li Yu waved his hand:
"We are husband and wife, so we're going to talk about it... You haven't eaten yet, right? I'll go to the kitchen and make you some food. Just lie down and don't move. I'll be here soon."
"Yes. , I don’t move.”
Li Yu went to the bathroom to wash his hands and left room 201 in a hurry.
It was the first time that someone took care of him like this. Zhou Ruotong felt warm in his heart, especially when his feet touched by Li Yu felt warm and comfortable.
Li Yu soon came with a bowl of rice, topped with bacon, garlic sprouts and other dishes.
Mu Guiying, who was eating, was followed behind:
"Sister Zhou, what's wrong with your feet? Do you want me to go to Master to get some medicine?"
"No, just take a rest and you'll be fine . ”
The girl pulled up a chair and sat beside the bed very quietly, holding a small bowl of rice and began to accompany the patient.
Li Yu moved the small table where Diao Chan was studying on the bed, helped Zhou Ruotong lie down, and helped her roll up her sleeves:
"Are you going to eat by yourself or should I feed you?"
"I'll do it...you're so careful, I even suspect that I'm not sprained my foot, but paralyzed."
Li Yu Passing the bowl and chopsticks to Zhou Ruotong's hands:
"Then I will serve you forever."
Mu Guiying, who was cooking rice on the side, suddenly felt that today's meat slices were no longer fragrant.
Damn it, is this what modern people call spreading dog food?
Sir, you are so unethical!
After eating, Li Yu took the dishes to the kitchen, applied safflower oil to Zhou Ruotong, and gave her an ibuprofen for pain relief.
After doing this, just as he was about to let Professor Zhou sleep for a while, Mu Guiying walked in holding a PS5 and two game controllers:
"Sister Zhou, I'm here to accompany you... …”
Soon, the two beautiful girls were sitting on the bed, holding the game controller and playing the game. Li Yu muttered helplessly:
"No matter how good a person is, he will be dragged into the water when he meets Mu Guiying..." "
"Sir, are you praising me for my affinity? "
You are right to think so... Li Yu did not disturb the two of them, but went to the study to continue sorting out information. .
While he was busy, Li Shimin sneaked into the study:
"Sir, the student has arrived at the left-behind residence. He also took out the snacks and snacks given by the husband to share with his family. Everyone is very happy... We are a good family, but in the end we have reached that point. Is the imperial power really so terrible?"
No, it’s more terrifying than you imagine... Li Yu put down the mouse and said:
“Once people taste the taste of power, they will become addicted to it, even more addictive than drug addiction and gambling. Big, this is unsolvable and can only be avoided as much as possible."
Once you become the emperor, you will be the enemy of the whole world.
The clans desperately want to allocate more assets to squander, or dream of sitting on that throne one day.
Relatives hope that through marriage, they will become the mainstay of the court, gain power, and be able to come and go at the drop of a hat to the courtiers.
The Honorable Group hopes to fight again, make new achievements, and raise their title to a higher level to seek more benefits for future generations.
The courtiers hoped that the emperor would rule from the top and delegate power to the princes.
The princes and princesses are fighting for power and want to beat the dog’s brains out.
Even the eunuchs around me are restless. As flattering as they are in the palace, they are arrogant and arrogant outside!
In this case, the emperor could only keep power firmly in his own hands, but the consequence of doing so was that he would get lost in power and either could not bear the pressure and die early, or he would take the wrong route, causing the courtiers to become disloyal.
It can be said that we are walking on thin ice, every step is difficult.
But only by becoming an emperor can you realize your ambitions and live your life in this world in vain.
Li Yu looked at Li Shimin and asked:
"If you were an ordinary person who could be manipulated and controlled by others for the rest of your life, would you be willing?"
Xiao Shimin opened his mouth but did not respond.
If you don’t speak, it means you are unwilling to give in, and you will naturally reach that point in the future.
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
“There have been so many emperors in the five thousand years of history. They have tried all possibilities, but they can do both. Yes, almost none... The best way is to seek help from the gods, visit Lishan Mother more often, and spread the word more, and she will naturally help you."
Although the old mother has already guaranteed it, it is safe. For the sake of safety, let Li Shimin increase his favorability.
When Shi En begged Wu Song to beat Jiang the Door God, he first gave him wine and meat, and showed all kinds of compassionate care, until Wu Song couldn't bear it anymore and then told the truth, which led to the famous scene of drunkenly beating the Door God Chiang.
Now that the old mother is asked to take action to save her family, it is naturally even more so.
"The students will remember the teacher's teachings and start to publicize the kindness of Lishan Mother when they return, so that all the refugees nearby will build temples and worship devoutly."
After Li Shimin finished speaking, he took something from his arms. The book "The Legend of Xing Tang" was published:
"The student has already read this book. If the eldest brother and the third brother are really as miserable as the book says, then the student will give up."
Li Yu took the book and asked with a smile:
"What do you think of Xu Shiji?"
"He is a good person, but when I read it as a whole, it feels like they just changed the characters in the book. They treat Shan Xiongxin, Qin Shubao, and student Li Shimin as playthings. In their eyes, they all seem to be coaxable... By the way, sir, why haven't students heard of Shan Xiongxin? "
"Qin? Didn't the second brother tell you? Shan Xiongxin went to Water Margin to talk about Yue Shijie."
Li Yu briefly told the story of Qin Qiong's rescue of Shan Xiongxin, and heard Xiao Shimin sigh:
"If my brother treats me like this, the student would be willing to give up the throne, but... there is no family affection in the Tian family!"
To be able to say such vain words at a young age, he is destined to be the emperor. This person, who has a small mouth and doesn’t understand the tricks of power, can’t his loyalty soar?
Li Yu pointed to the computer next to him and said:
"Did Yue Fei teach you how to turn on and off the computer last time?"
"I did, Brother Fei taught me. I have a lot of knowledge, and the students just want to come here to consolidate it.”
"Then you practice. After I'm done, I have to wash some fruit for your wife. She's lying on the bed and can't move."
Li Yu organized the copied information, saved it, and put it under the fruit plate. Lou washed some fruits and sent them to room 201.
Seeing Li Yu come in, Mu Guiying said with a wink:
"There are still things in the village, so I will go back first and come back to accompany Sister Zhou in the evening."
< br>After saying that, she packed up the game console and hurried to the study.
Li Yu fed Professor Zhou some fruit, then checked his ankle and found that the swelling had disappeared a lot, and he was relieved.
"Daughter-in-law, what do you want to eat tonight? I will start preparing it for you later."
Zhou Ruotong pinched a grape and put it in the guy's mouth, and said softly:< br>
“Anything is fine, I like whatever you do.”
Can you do this kind of self-proposed essay?
The two chatted for a while. Seeing that Professor Zhou was a little sleepy, Li Yu helped her get the quilt she was leaning on, lowered his head and kissed her:
"Go to sleep for a while, and send me a message when you wake up."
After saying that, Li Yu left room 201 and wandered to the study. As soon as he entered, he saw a pile of gold and silver jewelry and various cultural relics on the table.
Li Shimin raised his hand and said:
"Sister Mu said that Master's wife is ill, so the students sent some gifts, and I asked Master to accept them!"
Damn it, you’re just giving these gifts to me because you’re so weak, you’re so good at getting things done, aren’t you?
Master will fully support you in the next speaker election!
(End of this chapter)