Chapter 302 Shan Xiongxin: I want to protect Sanniang’s smile! [Asking for monthly votes]
“Let Mr. Zhou come forward later and settle the marriage with Old Madam Hu.”
Since the two men are interested in having a concubine, let’s strike while the iron is hot and settle the marriage. , adding another piece of firewood to Brother Shan’s life.
Wu Song picked a pitted banana, peeled it and took a bite:
"Master has decided that when the army returns, he will arrange for Yide and his wife to have a fight with Shan Er Ge Hu Sanniang The collective engagement was lively and lively.”
This arrangement is quite good. We have just defeated Liangshan, and we really need to celebrate with a big banquet.
Yue Fei asked:
"If the adoptive father is the parent of Brother Shan and Zhao Fujin, then who will be the matchmaker?"
"Old man Chai Huangcheng, the master told him this When this happened, the old man was so happy that he took the initiative to pay for the entire engagement party. "
Tsk, no one has the emotional intelligence of Zhou Tong.
Although Liu Bei is the best choice to be a matchmaker in Qilin Village, he is still young after all, and the emperor personally protects the matchmaker. If something happens in the future, he will easily be blamed.
Chai Huangcheng, on the other hand, belongs to the royal family of the former dynasty and is also older. Such a highly respected person said that a matchmaker is the perfect match.
People are most afraid of being useless when they get old, so they must be more involved in village affairs so that they can continue to shine.
While chatting, Xiuhe sent a message:
“Boss, the braised mutton is ready, you can come and eat.”
Li Yu replied with the OK emoticon, stood up and said:
“Let’s go, let’s eat first, and wait for the news over there. I didn’t eat much at noon, so I’ll eat more later.”
Recruiting four talents, seriously injuring Qin Ming and Hua Rong, and getting rid of Li Kui and Zhu Gui, Liangshan's book strength was greatly reduced, especially Song Jiang, who had completely lost his right-hand man who helped him do dirty work.
If my guess is correct, Hua Rong will not be able to survive tonight, and Qin Ming will most likely have a hard time surviving.
This is the result of rashly attacking Qilin Village. I hope Song Jiang and Wu Yong can be honest for a while, otherwise they will kill these two guys next time they go there.
Arriving at the door of the restaurant, Li Yu caught a glimpse of Qin Qiong walking from the direction of the stables.
As soon as they met, the Duke hurriedly asked:
"How is the situation? Brother Yu is not in a hurry, for fear of any accident."
Yue Fei cupped his hands and said:
“Don’t worry, second brother Qin, Taoist priest Xie has helped second brother Shan to avenge his great revenge!”
An arrow was shot into the lung, using a blade arrow. This kind of injury would be very troublesome to deal with in the real world, let alone ancient times.
Especially the blade on the arrow, which keeps cutting the lungs.
After listening to Yue Fei's narration, Qin Qiong felt relieved:
"Well done to Brother Xie Xian. Such a person who deliberately hurts the lives of others deserves to be tortured like this!"
If the lucky cat hadn't blocked it, Shan Xiongxin, who had finally found his direction in life, would have died under Hua Rong's arrow. For Qin Qiong, this would be a huge blow.
If Shan Xiongxin could not be saved, he would still be able to live for another ten years.
Now I save him from the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, but he is shot to death by Hua Rong with an arrow. Isn’t this harming Lao Dan!
If it’s a battle in a battle formation, it doesn’t matter if you’re not as skilled as others. If you don’t get rid of people like this who sneak in cold arrows, you may not know how many people will suffer in the future.
When he walked into the restaurant, Xiuhe had already filled a pot of mutton with red soup and thoughtfully brought it to the small private room.
There are also about ten kinds of hot-pot dishes that can be eaten with it.
Yue Fei had never eaten red stew before and asked curiously:
"How to eat this? Hot pot?"
Wu Song had just eaten with Hao Zhenzhen in the city a few days ago, laughing. He said:
“This is a dish that combines mutton stew and red oil hot pot. It was very popular in the past, but now it is a bit outdated and can only be eaten in some old restaurants.”
A few People wash their hands and sit down, scooping up the mutton from the pot and eating it.
The mutton stewed in red oil stock is delicious and spicy, appetizing and satisfying.
Qin Qiong took a bite of a piece of sheep spine and said about Li Kui:
"It would be easier to kill a person who kills people like this... The man in Cangzhou Prefecture was hit with an axe." The small government office that was split into two parts finally escaped the disaster. "
Every time Li Kui killed people, he killed people indiscriminately. For example, when he robbed the execution ground in Jiangzhou, the whole street was bloody. into a river.
But what readers can’t accept the most is that in order to earn money from Zhu Tong, he went up the mountain and chopped the young Ya Nei into two pieces with an ax. This kind of dehumanizing behavior, Li Yu couldn’t see anything cute or cute anyway. Frankly.
He had the same idea as Qin Qiong. Master Lu acted too quickly and took advantage of this black guy.
As for whether Liangshan will be strengthened in the future, this matter is actually not very important. If not, just continue to transfer experts from other worlds.
Both the world of the Sui and Tang Dynasties and the world of the Three Kingdoms were in a stage of excess talent.
Especially in the Three Kingdoms world, it was destroyed because the three parties were very strong. If some generals could be taken away, it would not lead to a separatist situation.
In the future, when fighting against the Liang Shan Navy, we can bring over several famous naval generals from Soochow, such as Gan Ning. This dignified general took over a group of fishermen. It shouldn’t be difficult, right?
On the other hand, there is no need to increase the number of knights. Zhang Fei has a lifetime of combat experience and is at the peak of his life at the age of twenty. Putting it in Water Margin and saying that Yue Shijie is a bug-like existence.
In the original work, he was able to make Lu Bu's mentality break down even with beatings and scoldings. Now that all aspects have been strengthened, basically none of the generals in the Water Margin story can surpass him.
Even if I can barely keep up with my martial arts, what about my eloquence?
The first victim, Qin Ming, was already lying on the bed counting stars. As for Lin Chong, there was a high probability that he would be fine for a while.
I don’t know who the next victim will be, but I am looking forward to Mr. Zhang showing off his power again.
Qin Qiong finished chewing a bone, then picked up a piece of mutton ribs, and said while eating:
"If there are not enough military generals in Qilin Village in the future, you can send my cousin Luo Cheng there... In another world, maybe I can have new adventures."
Li Yu thought of Luo Cheng and Shan Xiongxin's failure to deal with it, and thought it would be better to be cautious:
"Forget it, Luo Cheng, just follow Li Shimin. , maybe we will need to rely on him to conquer the North in the future, but other heroes can be dragged out. "
For example, Yuwen Chengdu, the eldest son of Yu Wenhua, died. It is a pity.
He was sent to the Water Margin to say that he could continue to fight in the Yue World, and no one there mentioned that his father was a rebellious traitor who sought power and usurped the throne. At the same time, he could violently beat foreign races and create new glory.
While eating, Li Shimin's little friend pushed the door open and walked in:
"It's better to come early than to come by chance. Sure enough, there is something delicious... Sir, Second Brother Qin, Cheng Yaojin has already When I arrived at Fengming Village, I kowtowed to Uncle Wang and bowed down to him on the first day.” Such an honest child with a simple mind will most likely be fooled by him.
Qin Qiong said with a smile:
"It's fast enough. Have you seen Cheng Cheng win gold?"
"I have seen it. When we met, he said he would try riding for me, and then he snatched the BMW that my father gave me and taught me. How can I explain to my parents about losing my horse when I go back... He is really a born bandit!"
This behavior cannot be attributed to Mu Guiying's long-lost brother, right?
But Cheng Cheng has a history of stealing gold and horses. When Luo Cheng’s Western Region White Dragon was grazing in the wild, this guy secretly threw his horse aside and rode the Western Region Little White Dragon away. , and said he picked it up.
No wonder they all ended up in Wagang Village. Such people are simply tailor-made bandits.
Li Yu asked about the situation in Fengming Village:
"How many people are there?"
"In the early 1000s, children gathered together to attend classes, and women were responsible for canteens, schools, etc., and all the strong laborers went there. Open up wasteland, burn kilns, repair houses, and build fortifications.”
Although it is just a fake bandit nest, it must be well defended to prevent nearby officials from thinking it is a soft persimmon and coming to suppress the bandits.
Yue Fei gave Li Shimin a piece of crispy lamb ribs:
"Is the food enough?"
"Enough. Wang Bodang used a vanity mirror made of glass to exchange for 10,000 stones of food from a wealthy family nearby. In addition, he also gave some weapons as a copycat. It’s considered to be initially armed.”
Good guy, you actually learned the way that the village leader used modern items to exchange for food from wealthy households. Do you bandits have your own lessons in this area?
But in this way, there is no need to worry about any food crisis over there.
Although the current Fengming Village is just on the right track, it is supported by the talents of Muke Village. Not only has it held a grievance meeting to let everyone vent their dissatisfaction, but it has also shown several movies, which enriched the their spiritual and civilized life. "I tried to mention Xie Yingdeng in front of Wang Bodang, but he completely forgot who this person was, and asked me if Xie Yingdeng was a boy or a girl, and whether he was good-looking... Except for me and Brother Qin, it seemed that the whole world didn't know who this person was. Remember Xie Yingdeng again.”
Not everyone has the talent of Xie Yingdeng. After thirty years of casual reading, Xia Ju became a god.
Naturally no one will notice that part of the memory has been erased.
Everyone chatted while eating. After the mutton was finished, they turned up the heat and started cooking vegetables.
Li Shimin picked up the hot noodles from the pot, dipped it in the sesame sauce and garlic paste, slurped it down, and asked about his eldest sister Li Fengyang:
"Is she okay over there?"
Thinking that Mu Guiying took away the game console and never came back, Li Yu said speechlessly:
"The monarch and his ministers are probably addicted to the game. I won. I’ll go find the empress later and ask. If you really want to play games day and night, I’ll intervene.”
With the empress here, it’s easy to interfere with these two girls.
Wu Song added some sesame paste to his mixing bowl, took out a peeing beef ball from the pot, and talked about Jade Unicorn Lu Junyi:
"Senior Brother Lu exchanged two thousand sets of crossbows from the Daming Palace Armory, and there are also ten thousand arrows. The Daming Palace Guards also said that they can help purchase weapons from the Ordnance Department, but he will have to take a commission."
Damn it, this is really an era where everyone except the common people is getting rich, and the dignified guards are actually acting like salesmen in modern society, and they are openly asking for commissions.
Li Shimin commented:
“This can give a glimpse into the darkness of the officialdom of the Song Dynasty. If the boy guessed correctly, he would have to hand over part of the money he received and pay it back during the holidays. We have to take care of the ministers of the DPRK.”
Wu Song nodded and said:
"That's right, the guard left was related to Cai Jing and Grand Master Cai. Most of the money received will be distributed to Grand Master Cai's son-in-law Liang Zhongshu. At the end of the year, people will be sent to Tokyo to seal a generous gift to Grand Master Cai's son. , otherwise this lucrative job would never fall into his hands."
With such officials, how could the Song Dynasty be undefeated?
However, it is precisely because of the corruption of officials that it has become much easier to raise troops in Qilin Village. In particular, strategic materials such as armor and weapons can be purchased from various arsenals.
【No guns, no cannons, the Song Dynasty made them for us! 】
If we really want to pacify the Central Plains, we must give Zhao Ji a best assist award.
Without the overtime work of the ordnance departments across the Song Dynasty, Qilin Village did not have enough armor and weapons to defeat the Song Dynasty official army and various foreign races.
After eating and drinking, Qin Qiong was so excited when she heard that Hu Sanniang was interested in Shan Xiongxin:
"Erlang, record a video for me, and I will say a few words to Brother Shan."
Wu Song quickly took out his phone and turned on the video mode.
Second Brother Qin cleared his throat and said to the camera:
"Brother Shan, Sanniang Hu's destined husband was killed by you. If you are a man, you will take care of her for the rest of your life. If you dare to let me down, I will take the lead in kicking your ass... You are not young anymore. Hurry up and start a family. We are here They are all waiting to give gifts, so don’t be a chauvinist. If you don’t understand anything, ask Yide for advice. He is well versed in emotional issues. "
Second brother, you have really found a good teacher for me.
It is also interesting to say that Zhao Dahu, the emotional master, not only has several apprentices, but also has successors for generations to come. The master's family is prosperous!
And Zhang Fei, a tough guy, has become a new generation of emotional master since he got together with Zhao Fujin.
Sure enough, all the emotional bloggers on the Internet are fake, and the real masters are fools like Zhang Fei and Zhao Dahu.
Wu Song originally planned to go find Hao Zhenzhen after dinner, but Brother Qin was so enthusiastic that he had to go to Qilin Village again and play the video to Shan Xiongxin.
At the same time, he also added a little bit of drama to himself:
"The second brother said that he can't kick you, so he plans to let me do it for you."
Single Xiongxin was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that Qin Qiong, like an old woman, would actually try to push for marriage.
In other aspects, he might not be afraid of Wu Song, but as for fists and kicks, as long as Wu Erlang is willing, Lao Dan really can't escape.
Soon, Wu Song returned to the real world and brought a video of Shan Xiong's letter.
“For the trouble of Brother Qin and Master Li, Shan didn’t expect that it would be a blessing in disguise. Sanniang is indeed a good person. Yesterday, she learned how to make sour soup noodles from Zhao Fujin. The noodles are very smooth and the side dishes are great. It's also very fresh, and the old vinegar adds a lot of color... If it weren't for the addition of half a pack of salt, it would be really flawless."
Seeing this, Li Yu and the others were all happy.
It seems that Hu Sanniang is not good at cooking, but she can make a woman who doesn't know how to cook take the initiative to cook. It seems that this long-legged female general is really into it.
“My parents died young, my brother also passed away, and I came to this world again without any relatives. I never expected that I would be favored by Sanniang... In fact, I have quite low self-esteem, and I am always worried about my match. I don’t like her, but every time I see Sanniang’s smile, I feel that this smile needs to be protected by someone in this troubled world.”
Damn, Brother Qin was planning to find an emotional expert as a teacher for you. Unexpectedly, Lao Dan, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually taught himself to be a professor early on.
Just like "this smile needs someone to protect it", this marriage must also be settled.
“Old Master Hu is sensible and Hu Cheng is humble and polite, which makes me feel at home again. However, I don’t know what Sanniang’s attitude is yet. I hope Mr. Li can help me buy some gifts to express my feelings. Shan plans to express his sincere feelings to Sanniang, hoping that she will allow me to take care of her for the rest of her life. "
Damn it, go and start a class, I will be the first to sign up... I originally thought that Lao Shan was really inferior. I still want to give you a few words of advice.
Seeing this, Li Yu was already stoned. This guy was just here to spread dog food.
Not only Qin Qiong, but also other people in the B&B were within the range of Shan Xiongxin's dog food.
In short, Lao Dan went crazy today.
“I’ve said so much eloquently, that’s all for now, I have to go outside the village to accompany Sanniang on horseback riding... By the way, Mr. Li, Sanniang likes the sun and moon swords, can you please invite Brother Dahu? Help me make a pair? I’ll give you the money!”
Tsk, tut, in the end he even stuffed a handful of dog food into Zhao Dahu’s mouth, old Dan, you are no longer the simple-minded person you used to be. All in all!
After watching the video, several people were silent.
After a while, the eldest brother Qin Qiong opened his mouth:
“I underestimate this guy.”
On the other hand, Li Shimin, as Shan Xiongxin’s enemy, knows him better:
“ After all, he is the boss, and he can command the existence of the green forest in the world. He can deal with a woman who is just in love... By the way, sir, what is the gift to express love? "
What? Want to send a copy to Changsun Wujia in advance?
Li Yu scratched his head and recalled the interaction with Professor Zhou. It seemed that apart from cultural relics, he really didn't give anything to express his love. He did have some actions. The purple twist marks on his waist were the best proof.
How about buying a big diamond ring?
But this thing is the result of marketing and does not hold its value very well.
Then buy some pure gold and silver jewelry?
This is pretty good, but it’s also available over there, so it’s not that rare.
Li Yu sent this video to his mobile phone and then forwarded it to Professor Zhou:
"Daughter-in-law, Brother Shan is planning to confess his love to Hu Sanniang. What gift would be better?"
>Straight men don't understand this, so ask the chief military advisor of the B&B to ask. Professor Zhou should be very clear about luxury goods and the like.
Sure enough, in less than five minutes, Professor Zhou called directly:
“Buy a watch, which can not only express your feelings, but also be used in actual combat; famous brand perfume, no matter ancient times Women, even modern women, can’t get enough of fragrance...Forget it, let me take the responsibility. Just let Zhao Fujin get Hu Sanniang’s height, weight, measurements and other data.”
Worried that Li Yu, a straight man with cancer, would not be able to catch girls, Professor Zhou finally decided to take action himself.
Li Yu didn’t refuse:
“I’m not busy tomorrow, why don’t we go to a luxury jewelry store to buy something together, and give you a gift by the way.”
He These words aroused Professor Zhou's vigilance:
"Why do you want to give a gift if you are so good? You are not planning another bad idea, are you?"
"No, no, no, I just want to express my love for Baby Tong. I'll go find you tomorrow morning and we'll talk about it when we meet."
Hang up the phone, Li Yugang went to the scenic spot to find his empress and complained about the two A girl addicted to games, Li Shimin on the side suddenly said weakly:
"Sir, I have been here for so long and I haven't been to a luxury jewelry store yet. Can you take me to have a look?"
When did you learn this way of speaking from Mu Guiying?
Thinking that nothing will happen tomorrow, Li Yu said:
"No problem, I'll take you for a walk together."
After that, he took some food and strode towards the scenic spot...
(End of this chapter)