Chapter 303: Jiutian Xuannv gave in? [Requesting monthly tickets]
“What are you carrying in your hand?”
As soon as we arrived within the scope of the statue, the empress’s gentle voice rang in my mind.
Li Yu explained in his mind as he walked:
“I didn’t bother to buy you food today. I made some spicy cakes by myself. I cut the dried chilies into sections and boiled them until soft. Coated with starch and fried..."
"Yes, the crispy ones are quite delicious."
Arrived in front of the statue, Li Yu did not directly report the leader of the village, but chatted about business first:
"It's so easy to get rid of After losing several important leaders in Liangshan, is Jiutian Xuannu planning to let Fang La's people go up the mountain?"
The empress did not answer, but directly shared a picture in Li Yu's mind.
The endless water pool turned golden under the reflection of the setting sun. The originally beautiful scenery was ruined by a floating corpse on the water.
It was getting dark now, and Li Yu didn't dare to look:
"Who is this, mom?"
The empress was amused by this guy's timid appearance:
"Look at your courage, you don't even dare to look at the floating corpse? This is Liangshanbo, and he is Li Li, the last one on your must-kill list... He suddenly fell into the water today and died unfortunately."
My day , what does this mean?
Hearing the name Li Li, Li Yu couldn't help but stare at the floating corpse.
It should have just been soaked in water for a short period of time, and the skin has not yet turned white, which is common, and there is no giant look that must be seen in forensic movies and TV dramas. It does not look scary.
And Li Li's expression was quite peaceful, without any sign of pain.
The dignified Jieyangling tyrant actually died in such an inexplicable way. Did he slip and fall into the water or commit suicide?
But if they were killed by suicide, Song Jiang and the others did not know the existence of the must-kill list, which makes no sense logically.
The screen turned, and a scribe in his thirties appeared, asking Yan Qing who was left on the list. Next to him were Xie Yingdeng, Shi Wengong and others.
If you ask this scribe, he should be Zhu Wu, right?
Li Yu speculated:
“Did Zhu Wu’s words be heard by Jiutian Xuannv?”
“Yes, they must have changed their strategy and asked you to Kill the enemy, or even take the initiative to get rid of the person you want to kill, and reduce the hatred of Qilin Village towards Liangshan.”
Lower our hatred?
Is Jiutian Xuannv giving in?
The Empress ate the spicy cakes and explained patiently:
"She did this mainly to express a signal that she would not actively harm the human race. If I am not wrong, those in the future will People who are full of evil will not be able to go to Liangshan."
Is this a plan to eliminate some dross, cut off from Qilin Village, and exchange for time to focus on development and continue to complete the plot of the original "Water Margin"?
It's really hard for Qilin Village to keep holding on to Liangshan for doing this.
After all, Xuande has always emphasized putting the people first. As long as Liangshan doesn't have so many evil-doers, it really can't keep chasing them.
It has only been a few years since Jin Bing went south, so it is better to focus on business.
But who is Song Jiang, the Xuannv of the Nine Heavens?
So actively trying to bring him back to heaven, he even did not hesitate to tear down Fang La's plot.
I always feel like there are melons here that can be eaten... Li Yu listened to his old mother's chewing sound, and took out a piece of spicy cake and put it into his mouth, and then started eating:
"Deng Fei didn't eat it. Extraordinary, right?”
“No, he’s quite a young man. He’s on his way to Qilin Village right now. He should be there soon.”
Okay, the one in the study room must be here. The kill list can be destroyed.
Don’t dare to write this kind of list indiscriminately in the future, lest the administrators secretly write it down and treat it as some top directive to implement.
This is the disadvantage of being a myth, it seems that everything you do has deep meaning.
Fortunately, the beauties from various book worlds are not listed, otherwise the B&B would definitely be a mess now.
Putting away his thoughts, Li Yu asked again:
"After Liangshan recruits troops, will they attack Qilin Village?"
"There is this possibility in the future, but there are other possibilities. It’s possible, you don’t need to worry about this, the imperial court has sent people to Jeju Prefecture to prepare for the conquest of Liangshan, so don’t pay too much attention to it for the time being.”
It is said to be a conquest, but there is a high probability that it will send a wave of equipment and then return without success.
I am still waiting to plunder a wave of food when Liangshan attacks Zhujiazhuang. I wonder if there will be such an opportunity.
Go back and ask the Intelligence Department to pay attention to the battle situation over there, and take action when it's time to take action. Anyway, eight rounds after the two B&Bs, it's not a trivial matter to grab some food and transport it back to the real world.
In order to make it easier to steal food, Li Yu even planned to modify a set of automatic loading equipment on the rear eight wheels.
This thing is like a water pump. Once it is inserted directly into the granary, the grain will be continuously sucked into the bucket. Those who collect grain in the village do it this way. It is simple and trouble-free.
After talking about this, Li Yu asked a certain bandit in a subtle way:
"What is Guiying doing?"
The picture in his mind turned, and a girl wearing little yellow duck pajamas appeared. Mu Guiying was sitting on the edge of the bed, her trouser legs rolled up, painting her feet with nail polish.
She practices martial arts all year round, her muscles are tight and her skin is white.
The white and tender feet are painted with bright red nail polish and they look quite beautiful.
Sitting next to her was Li Fengyang, who was also wearing pajamas. She was holding a strawberry bear doll and watching Mu Guiying apply nail polish with a look of disgust on her face:
“It’s such a gaudy color. If you see it during dinner, sir, I can spit it out."
Li Yu: "..."
Don't talk nonsense, isn't this pretty? How can it be gaudy?
Mu Guiying said while applying it carefully:
"I treat all your attacks as jealousy. I am thirteen years old, but I have no height and no figure. It is normal for me to be jealous of a young girl like me... You really don't want to try this color? It's very beautiful."< br>
"I still like transparent colors. This kind of gaudy color is suitable for you old women."
Just after finishing speaking, Li Fengyang covered his head.
Obviously, an old mother who was peeking at the screen was stimulated by the word 'old woman'.
Li Yu thought the two girls were playing games, but luckily he was cautious and did not report them directly.
The empress said:
"I confiscated the game console, and by the way, I blocked their thoughts on the game console. From now on, they can play it for up to one hour a day. They cannot become addicted. This thing can change the secretion of dopamine. It is no good if you become addicted. .”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
My dear mother, can you stop using such professional words?
The old human mother who always felt so good became a medical expert.
I thought that only parents in the real world like to control their children playing games, but I didn’t expect that the ancestors of human beings were also like this. It belongs to the same line.
Li Yu looked around and found that the room was quite elegantly decorated, but there were too many bright yellow decorations. There was a 100-inch TV set next to it, and "Tom and Jerry" was playing.
A man who wants to be an emperor still watches such childish cartoons.
Continuing to look, Li Yu found several sets of underwear hanging on the hangers in the corner, and quickly shook his head to make the pictures in his mind disappear completely.
Good guy, I accidentally peeked into Her Majesty the Queen's boudoir.
If this spreads out, she won't be allowed to chase me and throw the knife?
The Empress said:
"Xie Yingdeng will officially worship Ronaldinho as his disciple. There is nothing going on there. Let Xuande develop with peace of mind. Find out the situation as soon as possible and occupy Hebei. Don't always Living in a quiet place in Qilin Village."
"Don't worry, Madam, I know what to do."
Although Qilin Village is a good place, only by jumping to a wider world can the situation be stirred up. Transform into a dragon.
Xuande should know this very well. Now that the army is strong and the horse is strong, it is really time to stretch his muscles.
Taking advantage of the old mother's good mood today, Li Yu asked:
"Mom, how is Zhuge Liang doing now?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a ten appeared in his mind. The next-year-old kid was standing by the lotus tank, laughing and having a water fight with several children.
In this period, Zhuge Liang also had his uncle Zhuge Xuan to rely on. He smiled heartily and happily, and his little face was full of lively and cute innocence.
Li Yu really wanted to take a picture of this scene. He was so happy when he was a child, but when he grew up, he dedicated his life to death because of the kindness of three visits to the thatched cottage, and contributed his last bit of strength to Ji Han.
Before he died, he did not forget to find a successor to inherit the emperor's uncle's legacy and continue the Northern Expedition.
Thinking of the relationship between Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang that has passed down through the ages, Li Yu asked:
"Should I send Zhuge Liang to the World of Water Margin?"
"No need. If he goes, his eyesight will be completely darkened, and he will have to familiarize himself with everything all over again, and Wen Huanzhang is a character created based on Zhuge Liang. If he goes, the functions will overlap, and it is better to assist Liu Xie. "
Well, I also want the prime minister to follow the emperor's uncle to fight for wealth, to make up for the regret that in the original work, he was tied up from beginning to end and couldn't let go.
However, staying in the Three Kingdoms World can also lead a fight for wealth.
There is no need for the Prime Minister to participate in the war at all. After all, in the original work, he was also specialized in internal affairs at the beginning. It was because of the lack of manpower in the military in the later period that he bit the bullet and took the lead.
Then he entered the martial arts temple and became one of the ten wise men of the martial arts temple.
Becoming a military strategist by working part-time, it is indeed an awesome life that needs no explanation.
Now that the prime minister is given a powerful court and abundant resources, I wonder what miracles he can create in the world of the Three Kingdoms. I really look forward to it!
After watching Zhuge Liang, Li Yu chatted with his old mother for a while, and then went back with the remaining spicy cakes.
"This stuff is good. Make more next time and ask Guiying to take it back to me." Good guy, you are addicted to it, right?
Li Yu agreed:
"Don't worry, I'll make it for you when I have time. I'll make a few more flavors by the way."
You can add some fragrant fried shrimps, peanuts, cashews and other ingredients to the spicy cake to go with wine. Nothing better.
Back at the B&B, Li Yu came upstairs and found Li Shimin's little friend wearing headphones and watching an online class. There was a notepad in front of him, which recorded various knowledge points.
Look, this is a good kid who is proactive and makes people worry-free.
Li Yu brought him some fruit, sat in front of another computer, and looked at the territorial map of Hebei during the Northern Song Dynasty.
At ten o'clock, he and Li Shimin went back to their rooms to rest.
The next morning, the master and the apprentice got up and ran together. Li Yu told Zhao Dahu about making the sun and moon swords.
The lengths of these two swords are different. The left hand is shorter and lighter, suitable for straight stabbing. The right hand is longer and has a thick blade, more suitable for chopping.
I don’t know if Mr. Zhou is good at double swords. If Hu Sanniang can be given a few pointers, this female general’s horseback skills will be even more outstanding.
Big Beard filled a bowl of noodle paste that Xiuhe learned to make online, pinched two fried dough sticks, and said while eating:
"This is a rare thing. Do you have any photos? If so, I'll refer to it. Although you can search it online, the layout of the blade may not be reasonable. I'm worried that it won't be easy to use."
"Yes. I’ll take a picture and send it to you later.”
When Erlang goes to Qilin Village again, or when Yue Fei rushes back, just ask Hu Sanniang to take a picture. It’s very simple.
Li Yu soaked the fried dough sticks in the noodle batter, added some chili oil according to his own eating habits, and had a satisfying breakfast.
After eating and drinking, he led Li Shimin to wash the car when Yue Fei drove Lu Bu's off-road vehicle into the real world.
"Brother Fei, have you eaten? There is noodle batter in the kitchen. The fried dough sticks will be delicious when soaked in it."
Yue Fei pushed the door and got out of the car and said:
"Not yet. I went back yesterday. He drove back with his brother-in-law and Master Lu first. Now that he has just arrived at Qilin Village, the car is full of mud. Let’s wash it off later to avoid Marquis Wen’s disdain.”
Li Yu saw that the little guy was dusty. He waved his hand and said:
"You go to eat first, and I will wash the car."
He took out the car washing tools and started cleaning the off-road vehicle, which looked like it had just been unearthed from Yin Ruins, with Li Shimin.
I don’t know how bad the road conditions were in the Northern Song Dynasty. Except for the places where the windshield wipers could scrape, the rest was all mud.
Li Yu even wondered if Zhang Fei drove on the muddy road deliberately to take revenge on Lu Bu.
Anyway, with Lu Zhishen following him, he could be lifted out even if he got stuck in the mud.
“Hey, washing the car looks so fun.”
Watching the mud rushing down from the car body bit by bit, Li Shimin was quickly fascinated. The more he watched, the more he felt relieved. He ran over to take action before it was finished.
When Yue Fei finished his meal and came to the door of the warehouse, the clothes on little Taizong were already wet.
Damn, car washing is indeed a speed bump for men. Even a ten-year-old child can become addicted.
Li Yu asked the little guy to go upstairs to change clothes, as he would go to the city later.
After the car was washed, he asked Yue Fei to go back again and obtained Hu Sanniang’s height, weight, measurements and other data through Zhao Fujin.
These are girls' privacy. Zhao Fujin specially put them in an envelope and wrote a master's letter on it, obviously not wanting others to see it.
Li Yu put it in his bag, and after Yue Fei and Li Shimin had changed their clothes, the master and apprentice drove the Maxa Ruitian straight to the city.
After meeting Professor Zhou, Li Yu handed over Zhao Fujin's letter.
"Hey, Hu Sanniang is 1.76 meters tall? No wonder she is called Yizhang Qing. Brother Shan and Er Ge are 1.9 meters tall. The height of their children will definitely not be lower."
This is true, and maybe it will become the backbone of the next generation in the future.
Professor Li Yu and Professor Zhou took their two friends around the mall and bought gifts not only for Hu Sanniang, but also for Zhao Fujin and others.
In addition, I also bought a tactical watch for Li Shimin and Yue Fei, which has compass and other functions, and is more suitable for outdoor use.
At noon, the four of them had a barbecue. Professor Zhou went to choose underwear for Hu Sanniang, and also bought several sets of sportswear and casual clothes.
While the two little friends were going to the toilet, Li Yu touched Zhou Ruotong with his elbow:
"Daughter-in-law, has your cheongsam not arrived yet?"
The last time I promised to see the cheongsam photos, I still haven't fulfilled my promise. As a professor, I can't keep my word.
“The clothes didn’t fit me well, so I returned them. Then I found a high-end tailor shop to make a few sets. I can make them before the high school entrance exam. Don’t worry, I’ll let you see them when they’re done.”
< br>Then I will wait and see!
In the evening, Li Yu drove a few people back to the B&B. From a distance, he saw Mu Guiying sitting boredly on the steps of the gate, fiddling with something.
As the car walked in, Zhou Ruotong lowered the window and asked:
"Guiying, why didn't you call us when you came?"
"You were looking at the note on my phone."
Li Yu parked the car, opened the door and got out of the car. Only then did he notice that on the note on Mu Guiying's phone, he remembered the names of several games and also listed the goals of how long it would take to complete the level.
Tsk, if you were so active as an emperor, you might have already ascended the throne.
“I have never played any of these games, but here is a clear goal... Sir, do you think Master secretly deleted my memory and prevented me from playing the games?”
Not only did I delete it, but I also blocked your thoughts of playing games to prevent you from becoming an Internet-addicted girl.
Li Yu made up a lie:
"It seems that you asked me to delete the memory and play again, so that I can experience the freshness of playing the game for the first time."
"So that's the case, then I'm relieved!"
When entering the B&B, Yue Fei first sent large and small bags of things to Qilin Village, and then came over to have dinner together.
Li Yu told the story of Li Li's death:
"There is no need to focus on Liangshan from now on, but we must pay attention to the trends, lest Wu Yong is still evil and wants to do evil."
Although Jiutian Xuannv took a step back, Wu Yong's thoughts could not be guaranteed.
After all, during the conquest of Liao, this guy had the idea of joining Daliao and becoming a high official, and he simply ignored the hints in the heavenly book.
Yue Fei agreed:
"Don't worry, sir, we will be careful about Liangshan."
Zhou Ruotong did not expect that the plot of Water Margin would evolve to this point:
"Song Jiang will eventually take the route of recruiting security, and we should attack them The strength must be attacked, so as not to attack Qilin Village first.”
“Don’t worry, wife, everything has been arranged.”
In terms of Liangshan’s development speed, when they start to recruit troops. , Qilin Village should have pushed Daliao Ping.
When the time comes to occupy the entire Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures, bordering the grasslands to the north, and the Yellow River to the south, and then taking Xixia with it, the entire north will basically be in the pocket.
At that time, there was no need to attack Liangshan. The men and horses of Qilin Village would take the initiative to kill in the puddle and send them on their way.
When people gathered in Liangshan and were about to rely on the human world to cleanse the demonic energy, they suddenly wiped out this group of forces. I wonder if the Nine Heavens Xuannv will directly break through the defense.
Mu Guiying sincerely praised:
"Sir, you are so insidious. He is worthy of being an immortal like my master."
If you have the guts to mention this title in front of the empress, you won't be able to escape if you have a brain breakdown... Li Yu took a mouthful of rice and said seriously:
"As long as I am here, you will never be able to become the gods and purge the demons." The garbage dump is so angry that the gods have their own demands, but I also have my own persistence!"
Li Shimin, a sycophant, quickly handed over his hand and said:
"I am willing to follow my husband to revive the world and rebuild faith! "
Yue Fei also said the same thing, which made Li Yu feel a little embarrassed:
"There's no need for this. As a member of the human race, I just want to do something for the people..."
While eating, Lu Bu pushed the door and walked into the small private room:
"Brother, I have good news for you. Ma Teng and his family from Xiliang have arrived in Chang'an. I also met Ma Chao. The little kid talked so hard that he cried when I kicked him."
< br>Li Yu: "..."
How dare you say it when you bully a child?
But since it’s Ma Chao, let’s fight him. This cheater really needs to be dealt with...
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10,000 words have been completed today, please. Monthly tickets, brothers!
(End of this chapter)