Chapter 306: In China ahead, evil spirits are forbidden! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“With so many sweets, my old mother will definitely be very happy.”
Zhou Ruotong bought six cups of milk tea, and then went to the cake shop next door to buy a bunch of small cakes and the like. Not to mention eating these desserts, your blood sugar will spike rapidly just by looking at them.
She sat in the passenger seat and said:
“We can’t repay you with anything else, I can only satisfy my empress’s appetite.”
The two drove to Qianqiutan, a scenic spot. As soon as they opened the door and got out of the car, Li Yu heard his old mother's voice in his mind:
"You're here just in time, there's a good show to watch."
A good show?
Li Yu asked hesitantly in his heart:
"You won't take me to peek into Guiying's boudoir again, will you?"
Just when I thought of this, I got hit on the head:
“You dare to think like this in front of Tongtong, you brat is in need of cleaning up!”
Li Yu: “… ”
What is your logic?
Is it okay to think without being in front of her?
But when it comes to Queen Mu's boudoir, Li Yu's mind unconsciously flashes to those white and tender feet with red nail polish...
"I still think about it, right?"
Old The mother was so impressed that she lost her mind again, and then she talked about the so-called good show:
"When Zhang Liao arrived on the grassland, he happened to encounter a group of Huns who were preparing to go south to plunder. At this time, they were leading an outflank. ”
Holy shit, it’s Zhang Babai as expected. There was a fighter plane as soon as he arrived in the north.
Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong came to sit down in front of the statue and opened all the milk tea and desserts. After tasting them one by one, the empress shared the live footage of the Three Kingdoms world with their son and daughter-in-law.
On the vast grassland as far as the eye can see, thousands of Huns dressed as foreigners rode horses and headed straight to the Han residential areas in the south, preparing to burn, kill and loot.
The grasslands are barren and resources are scarce. If these foreign races want to survive, they have to keep going south. The rulers of the Central Plains need to constantly defend themselves against the nomads moving south.
Suddenly, a drone was seen flying from high altitude, and Zhang Liao's scouts were dispatched.
When there are no drones, it is very difficult to track the Huns in the vast grassland. But with drones, this aspect is much simpler.
The drone can rise hundreds of meters, using altitude and telephoto lenses to lock on to its target.
As long as traces can be found, these aliens who have brought trouble to the Han people will not be able to escape.
After some drone reconnaissance, Zhang Liao’s walkie-talkie soon heard a report from the scout:
“Report to the general, it’s a Xiongnu force, about three thousand people, moving forward. The direction is Jiuyuan County, and it seems that they are preparing to rob. "
Jiuyuan?
Upon hearing that his hometown was about to be plundered, Zhang Liao picked up the walkie-talkie, tuned to the public channel, and issued an order:
"According to the training formation, surround this group of Huns and annihilate them all... Remember, this battle No prisoners!”
The response from the officers of each team came quickly from the intercom.
Nowadays, the food pressure in the Guanzhong Plain is high, and the entire capital has been transformed into a cafeteria-style hot pot meal. Almost all the people have also invested in the work-for-relief model.
One more prisoner means one more mouth. It is better to eliminate them directly in exchange for military merit.
Cheng Yu agreed:
“Now that food is not abundant, it is true that we cannot raise captives, but when the food harvest is good next year, we can capture these foreigners to build bridges and roads...especially what the hussar general said Cheng was fascinated by the highway. He really wanted to go and experience the real world."
Based on the intelligence reported by the scouts, Zhang Liao said while making tactical arrangements:
"Mr. Zhongde is here. When we go back next time, we can talk to Brother Facai first. He comes from the real world and is more familiar with it... Cao Xing and others will ask about the various ecstasy projects in Langtaosha whenever they have time. Mr. Zhongde can also learn about it. ”
Through Sun Facai, almost all these young officers knew about the existence of Langtaosha, and they also heard about the various projects.
Ice and fire, chest thrust, oral blast, tropical style, jelly roaming, Bobo milk bath, etc. opened the door to a new world for Cao Xing and others. Sun Facai almost became the spiritual mentor of these young officers.
Cheng Yu said helplessly:
“Cheng also wants to make friends with Sun Xiandi, but he always dodges when he sees me, and keeps emphasizing that his meat is not delicious. ... This man-eating demon can never be shaken off."
Seeing this, Li Yu quietly asked in his heart:
"Mom, this guy doesn't eat people. Hobby? ”
"No, but it is indeed unethical to use human flesh as military rations. If you dare to do this again, I can't spare him!"
As long as the military rations are sufficient, Cheng Yu will most likely not use his brain.
Zhang Liao's men quickly completed the encirclement. The group of Huns were obviously panicked. They were clamoring for counterattack while planning a breakout.
But under the surveillance of drones, their movements were clearly observed.
Li Yugang wanted to watch the ancient cavalry battle scene up close. The old mother in charge of the live broadcast suddenly pulled the camera up to the sky and did not stop until it was above the clouds.
"I'm so excited about it. Mom, what are you doing?"
As soon as Li Yu finished speaking, the picture in his mind turned. On top of the clouds in the distance, stood a person whose appearance he couldn't see clearly. A huge shadow, dressed in eye-catching alien attire.
The empress’s voice sounded in my mind:
“This is the projection of the Immortal Sky, an evil spirit, actually worshiped as a god by the grassland people.”
My day, The other party didn't respect martial ethics, so they actually sent out gods.
Is this preparation to intervene in the war on the ground?
"Where are the gods here? Where did they die? Why don't they show up?"
Li Yuzheng was puzzled. The screen turned 180 degrees, and a long man wearing a gorgeous Taoist robe appeared. The bearded man stood quietly on the clouds, facing the shadow of Changshengtian from a distance.
The Empress introduced:
"He is Zhang Daoling. He was meditating in the cave just now. He noticed the movements of the Changsheng Heaven and hurriedly descended to the earth."
The Han Dynasty was divided, and the artifacts were covered with dust, which gave the alien gods the idea of getting involved in the Central Plains. However, as soon as they took action, the Heavenly Master Zhang Daoling appeared magnificently.
Although Lao Zhang is only responsible for doing odd jobs in the empress’ cave, after all, he is a heavenly master who came out of the human race, and he is more than enough to deal with the Changshengtian.
Li Yu originally wanted to watch the cavalry fight, but he didn't expect that there would be gods confronting him in the sky above this small siege.
He picked up the milk tea that he had given to his old mother and took a big sip:
"If the gods fight, will it affect the human world?"
"No, your people will just worry about it in the grassland. I will handle the matters at the level of gods."
As soon as the empress finished speaking, a bald monk with golden light all over his body suddenly appeared next to Zhang Daoling. :
"Brother Taoist, do you need help?"
"No, it's just a shadow... A large number of souls will enter the underworld in the future, are you okay there?"
“Don’t worry, Taoist brother, no matter how many souls you have, they can be purified and transcended.”
Listening to the conversation between the two, Li Yu asked doubtfully:
“Who is this monk?”
“Duobao’s disciple, Ksitigarbha! He was burned by Cihang Samantabhadra. Deng and others pushed him aside and took the initiative to help Hou Tu guard the underworld and get close to the human race, so there are many Ksitigarbha temples in the world. "
Holy crap, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva!
I didn’t expect that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who is so popular in the temple, is actually a handsome bald man wearing white monk robes. If this photo is released, won’t there be a large number of female believers?
After Ksitigarbha appeared, the shadow of Changshengtian flashed and disappeared.
Zhang Tianshi waved his fly whisk, and from the endless sky, a huge stone tablet suddenly fell, with eight complicated characters carved on it, but for some reason, Li Yu could actually read it:
" In China ahead, evil spirits are forbidden! "
Well, the gods of China are gods, and the gods of foreign races are evil spirits. Yes, this is very characteristic of the Chinese nation.
The stone tablet landed firmly on the place where Changshengtian stood just now.
Jizo floated over, raised his hand and touched the stone tablet, and the big characters immediately turned into gold.
The Empress said:
"Every time your troops on the ground move forward, this monument will automatically move forward. How much territory can be occupied depends on the efforts of the people."
Good guy, can this still happen?
After Ksitigarbha added gold to the words on the stone tablet, he raised his head and saluted:
"Greetings to the empress, Empress Houtu asked the monk to say hello to you. If you need help from the underworld in the future, please ask the empress to give you orders. Everyone in the underworld will obey the orders!"
Soon, a yellow clay doll fell from the sky:
"This thing can allow Hou Tu to leave the underworld for a short time, so it must be handed over to her."
Ksitigarbha took it with both hands and saluted again:
"Young monk obeys the order! ”
The majestic Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is actually just a junior monk to my old mother. There are indeed benefits to being senior and older... Hey, it hurts, it hurts, don't hit, don't hit!
Ksitigarbha did not stay long and disappeared into the clouds holding the yellow clay doll.
Zhang Daoling looked down at the Han cavalry who were fighting, and couldn't help but admired:
"This general is young, and tens of thousands of cavalry can actually use his fingers like arms. In the late Han Dynasty, It's really an era of great talents... Xiaodao went down to have a look and asked for your grace. "Go, your grandson has done a good job. After a hundred years, he can enter the Lishan Laomu Temple to enjoy the incense."
When Zhang Daoling heard this, he quickly bowed and saluted:
"Thank you, empress!"
Being able to enjoy incense with Mother Lishan is pure merit, without any catastrophe of cause and effect, and is even worse than obtaining the status of a god. People are happy.
After Zhang Daoling's figure disappeared, the screen flashed. The Huns cavalry had been cut and surrounded, and now only the stubborn resistance was left.
Taking this opportunity, Li Yu asked:
"Isn't the underworld in charge of the Ten Palaces of Yama? Why is Empress Houtu there?"
"The system is different. The underworld has always been Houtu's territory, but later the Six Paths of Reincarnation and the Tenth Palace of Yamas were added to share her responsibility. It’s just work, but Hou Tu is still the absolute master of the underworld.”
After being surrounded and divided, some of the Huns soldiers surrendered, some begged for mercy, and some tried to exchange their lives, but Zhang Liao was Duan Shui. The master treated them all equally and killed them all without leaving a single one.
After the battle, start cleaning the battlefield.
The Huns' swords, horses, armor, rations, etc. were all collected.
After counting, nearly 3,000 war horses were harvested, and Zhang Liao directly added them to the army. Some of the light cavalry responsible for quick attacks became a configuration of one man and two horses.
While the army was resting, the energetic Cheng Yu led a team of men and began to play with the Jingguan.
The old mother was worried about scaring her precious son and her gentle and considerate daughter-in-law, so she canceled the broadcast directly.
Li Yu took another sip of milk tea:
"If they go deep into the hinterland of the grassland, will they be targeted by Changshengtian?"
"As long as the alien gods dare to take action against mortals, they will destroy themselves."
After chatting for a while, the young couple said goodbye to their old mother and drove back to the B&B.
As soon as he arrived in the study, Zhou Ruotong sat in front of the computer and looked up information about Ksitigarbha. Li Yu went to the kitchen and made two cups of watermelon juice, adding some crushed ice.
He carried it to the study, saw what Zhou Ruotong was checking, and said with a smile:
"These settings on the Internet may be somewhat different from the real myths. How about I ask Lu Zhishen to sort them out? Share? ”
They said they asked Master Lu to sort it out, but in fact they asked Elder Zhizhen for a copy. After all, as an Earth Immortal, Elder Zhizhen should be very familiar with these materials.
Zhou Ruotong said:
“I saw a saying on the Internet that Tathagata originally planned to make Ksitigarbha Ksitigarbha his successor, but he encountered resistance and Ksitigarbha also hid in the underworld. He claimed that hell is not empty and he vowed not to be a Buddha, so he survived by chance. I don’t know whether it is true or not.”
It’s hard to say, after all, the Tathagata will be ignored, and it is normal for Ksitigarbha to hide in the underworld.
However, although Ksitigarbha is only a Bodhisattva, his strength is not inferior to that of any real Buddha. Therefore, if he really wants to go crazy, there are not many Buddhists who can suppress him.
While they were chatting, Lu Bu came to the study:
“Xian brother, just now Zhang Lu said that there was a great victory in the grassland, is this true?”
Li Yu said what he just saw The broadcast said:
"More than 3,000 people were killed and nearly 3,000 horses were seized. It is estimated that after rest, they will go deep into the grassland to find the gathering points of the herdsmen."
One listen Lu Bu was overjoyed at these words:
"I was still worried that they would miss out. Who would have thought that I would achieve such a success just after entering the grassland? I am so gratified... I didn't expect that my master would be able to broadcast those scenes. In the future, if there are people who pretend to be rewarded, I can let the master decide. ”
Eh? This is really a solution.
In the past, when calculating military exploits, one had to either escort prisoners or accumulate heads. Neither was a good idea for cavalry traveling long distances.
Especially prisoners, taking them with you will not only increase the food burden, but also reduce mobility.
If anyone pays attention, it will be clear at a glance who has killed more people and who has killed less people. If someone overreports, just go back in time and check.
In the future, the old mother can be more involved in this kind of thing, which should be beneficial to seizing the power of war.
Even when discussing merits and giving rewards, you can also bring out the statue of the empress. This can not only serve as a witness, but also deepen the cause and effect of the war on the empress.
After talking about the grand occasion on Zhang Liao's side, Li Yu talked about the confrontation at the level of gods.
When Lu Bu heard this, he said with enlightenment:
"No wonder Zhang Lu, an old boy who was eating hot pot with us, suddenly fell asleep on the table and fell asleep. When he woke up, I’m so excited that I have to spend my own money to build the Lishan Mother’s Palace, and nothing can stop me.”
Suddenly being entrusted by his grandfather in a dream, he was praised by the empress, and promised to enter the Lishan Laomu Temple to enjoy the incense in a hundred years. Zhang Lu was not so excited that he took off his clothes and ran wild. He was already restrained.
After talking about this, Lu Bu mentioned the installation progress of the hydropower station:
“The bottom facilities have been paved, and Cai Yan’s understanding of construction has become clearer, and she also asked me to Brother, please copy some construction videos to consolidate your knowledge.”
That’s no problem. There are a lot of popular science videos in the construction industry, so you can download more.
While the two were chatting, Zhou Ruotong came to room 201 and dragged two suitcases, one large and one small:
"Give the small one to Cai Yan. It contains some underwear and sun protection products, suitable for her to use outdoors... The big one is for your family."
After Lu Bu heard this, he quickly got up and left. A gift:
"Thank you, sister-in-law!"
The master's wife is really open-minded, she buys things at every turn, and she always uses a big box. She is so polite.
After thanking Lu Bu, he talked about his daughter:
"Since the last time she wore a dragon robe, she has fallen in love with men's clothing. She also secretly tied up her hair and went out to play pretending to be a man. She is getting more and more naughty."
He was always worried in the past. My daughter was introverted, but now that she is extroverted, she is even more worried.
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"Isn't Ma Xiu serving as Liu Xie's companion in the palace? Let my eldest niece go too, and maybe she can learn something about governing the country from her. "Where's the strategy?"
There is a love story between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai in ancient times. I wonder if Lu Lingqi's little friend disguised as a man can develop into a couple with little Liu Xie.
Just don't recreate Empress Lu's style, which almost caused the whole Han Dynasty to be in turmoil.
Hearing this suggestion, Lu Bu scratched his head:
"You can give it a try, but you have to discuss it with your sister-in-law first, lest she cry again and have to hang for her brother. Try your best to make her happy."
Li Yu asked:
"How is Sun Facai doing now?"
"It's very good. As soon as the inflatable swimming pool you bought last time arrived, we immediately took everyone to have a swimming trunks party. We also made a lot of beer. Even the little emperor splashed around in swimming trunks for a long time."< br>
Hey guys, I thought this guy wanted an inflatable swimming pool just to flirt with Cai Yan, but unexpectedly, he immediately started a water fight with his brothers, and even Liu Xie was pulled into the water.
If he continues to mess around like this, Liu Chan's reputation as Lord Anle will fall on Sun Facai.
But this is fine. People who are greedy for pleasure do not have great ambitions and usually have a happy ending. On the contrary, those career enthusiasts who work hard to succeed are often very miserable in their later years.
After saying this, Lu Bu talked about the movements of the courtiers:
"Zhu Jun has uprooted more and more Wubao, and the aristocratic families have begun to talk about it. It is estimated that the policy of exchanging land for Wubao will be introduced soon."
Li Yu explained:
"Pay close attention to the private contacts between the courtiers and don't let them make any big moves."
"Don't worry, dear brother, Fengxiao is worried about it. Almost every official with a thousand dan family has one." The servants he arranged came in. This guy was born to do this. While inviting people to dinner and drinking wine, he secretly inserted people into their homes. If it were announced, the courtiers would tear him to pieces. "
In the original work. , Guo Jia's school affairs office specializes in intelligence. Now it is just combined with real-world intelligence work and deepened.
He should know exactly what to do.
"How is Xun Yu lately?"
"He has made many fruitful suggestions in domestic affairs, and also dismissed some officials who were in office but did not carry out their duties. Several members of the Xun family have It’s quite impressive. Xun Chen has already rushed to Wuguan to establish a good relationship with Xu Huang and prepare for the capture of Wancheng.” To take action, it is time to use Hanzhong as a springboard to slowly plot Yizhou.
First occupy these territories, and then stabilize the situation in Xiliang. After a few years of rest and recuperation, the people of the Central Plains will automatically run to Guanzhong without attacking the Central Plains.
While they were chatting, Mu Guiying hummed "Mu Guiying Takes Command" and walked into the study. As soon as he entered the door, he announced:
"The fourth prince left Muke Village today and returned to Xixia to prepare to seize power...䱱People said that when he led Xixia to surrender to Muke Village, should I wear a black dragon robe or a yellow dragon robe? "
Li Yu: "..."
Shouldn't you be worried that he will break his promise and run away after leaving Muke Village?
Is it too early to consider surrender now?
(End of this chapter)