Chapter 307 Mom, how about we kill Ran Deng? [Asking for monthly tickets]
Zhou Ruotong smiled and handed the watermelon juice on the table to Mu Guiying:
"Wear the dragon robe of whatever color you like, no need to worry."
"Xiao Fengyang said that the color of the dragon robe should correspond to the Five Virtues and cannot be worn randomly."
The theory of the Five Virtues has been around for a long time. The Qin Dynasty advocated the virtue of water, so the dragon robe is black. Yes, in the Han Dynasty, the virtue of water was first adopted, and later it was changed to the virtue of fire, so the Han Dynasty was also called Yan Han, and the dragon robe was mainly black mixed with red.
In the Sui and Tang Dynasties, when native virtues were advocated, dragon robes became bright yellow.
The Song Dynasty advocated the virtue of fire, so the imperial uniform of the official family was changed to mainly red.
Li Yu felt that Mu Guiying's worries were always in strange directions. He didn't even have a single stroke before he began to worry about the color of the dragon robe. Can he consider some practical issues?
Zhou Ruotong still has a way:
"A saint can change the heaven and the earth. Whatever color you like, let the empress change the heaven and earth into whatever color you like. How simple!"
Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:
"Yes, this is a good idea!"
The big deal was decided, the girl took two sips of the cold watermelon juice and talked about the time when the fourth prince left. Equipment taken away:
“He brought a bunch of books, a large-capacity outdoor power supply, a set of solar power panels, a gift pack for beginners, and a hundred kilograms of gunpowder. He promised to get people there as soon as possible. Send me some oil.”
Good guy, if you give me so much, aren’t you afraid that he will betray you?
Li Yu asked:
"How to guarantee his loyalty?"
"It's simple. He swore a poisonous oath in front of the master's statue. If he breaks it, he will suffer the pain of being cut into pieces. The entire Xixia royal family will not die well."
The second half of this oath is obviously revenge on the family.
This guy won't take the opportunity to find a way to fulfill the oath, and then drag the entire Xixia royal family to hell, right?
If this is true, it can be regarded as "a family must be neat and tidy" in the physical sense.
Lu Bu said with a smile:
"If you dare to swear a poisonous oath in front of the master, senior sister is sure... No, you should not call me senior sister, but your majesty, senior sister. If you can have a responsible person... The emperor’s senior sister, Lu is so lucky!”
Mu Guiying laughed:
“Junior brother, no matter how much you praise us, we can’t lose any more than two thousand grassland horses! Mukezhai never does business at a loss, and you are no exception!”
"Senior sister, what you said is out of context. Zhang Liao has just captured three thousand war horses, and he plans to give them all to Muke Village... You are so business-like, which makes it difficult for us. Let's just say two thousand horses."
As soon as he heard that there were three thousand horses, the leader of the village immediately changed the topic:
"I just said that my junior brother is handsome again today. When we go back and catch Empress Xiao of Daliao, what if If you are pretty, let me give it to my junior brother as a bed-warming maid."
Lü Bu refused immediately upon hearing this:
"No, no, no, I'm not a man, I always miss you when I'm older..."
The pair of junior fellow apprentices shamelessly blew rainbow farts at each other, and Lu Bu also promised to help Mu Guiying bring Sun Shangxiang here:
"Now that Xuande is no longer in the Three Kingdoms world, maybe Sun Shangxiang will be in the future." If you are alone, it is better to send her directly to Muke Village, so as not to stay in your parents' home and be disliked by others."
In fact, I had thought about sending Sun Shangxiang to Qilin Village before, but now this famous Gongyao Ji is here. She must be two or three years old at most, or even younger. By the time she reaches adulthood, Xuande will be over sixty, and there is no match for her at all.
So let’s go to Muke Village and become a feminist.
Anyway, with your empress taking care of you, wouldn’t it be nice to be a female general who conquers the north and south?
Mu Guiying said:
“You can bring her here as early as possible, at the age of six, seven or eight or nine. I have to accumulate experience in raising children. What if I don’t have experience in bringing up little Nezha in the future? ?”
Why are you still obsessed with Nezha?
Li Yu didn't care about the girl's crazy words, but looked at Zhou Ruotong and asked:
"What do you want to eat at night?"
"It's alright... Guiying, what do you want to eat? I'll satisfy your request."
Zhou Ruotong likes the pistachio-like Mu Guiying very much. With her around, he won't have any worries.
After hearing that he could decide what to eat for dinner, Mu Guiying became excited:
“Catch the mutton. Someone passed by with a large group of prairie sheep two days ago and said it was for the Pan family in the capital. I thought it was from the Pan family, but it turned out to be Pan Renmei. I immediately led someone to rob it. I will go back and pick up two skinned sheep later, so that everyone can taste the taste of fresh prairie sheep."
Pan Renmei?
Isn't this the number one villain in "The Romance of the Yang Family"?
This guy killed Yang Linggong and Yang Qilang. He didn’t expect that there were people on the grassland specially giving him sheep, so he had to try this hand-caught mutton.
Lu Bu originally planned to go back. When he heard that there was something delicious, he hurriedly sent two boxes over and pretended to bring two carp weighing ten kilograms.
"Senior sister brought out two sheep, then I will pair them with two fish to make a splash!"
As soon as he brought the two fish into the kitchen, Mu Guiying brought two Only skinned whole sheep, the color of which is about one year old, is most suitable for making hand-caught mutton.
Li Yu put the sheep into water and soaked it to wash off the wool on the surface.
Then chop it into large pieces, put it in water and start cooking.
Then scrape off the scales of the two fish, take out the internal organs, wash off the black membrane in the abdominal cavity, and marinate them with onions and ginger.
Taking this opportunity, he washed the fish scales several times, drained the water, sprinkled dry starch and seasonings, mixed evenly, so that the fish scales were covered with starch, and then put them in a frying pan to fry.
Soon, a delicious crispy fish scale was ready.
After Mu Guiying took a bite, she immediately filled a small basin and carried it back to Muke Village. She first gave a bowl to Xiao Fengyang, and then gave the rest to the empress.
Hoho, it’s another day to be a good disciple!
After the mutton was cooked, Li Yu also made the two fish into braised big carp and spicy big carp. The two fish were paired with two pots of mutton. Today's dinner was delicious and solid.
Just as we were about to start dinner, Li Shimin, Yue Fei, Qin Qiong and Zishou all arrived.
“Come on, come on, let’s eat!”
Li Yu put some chive sauce on the plate, added a little green chili sauce, and placed it in front of Professor Zhou.
The perfectly cooked lamb dipped in chive sauce, you can’t get enough!
Zi Shou fell in love with this sauce after taking one bite:
“Not bad, not bad, very delicious. Can you buy me a few boxes, sir?”
Now Qin Qiong, who was on the way to Chang'an, also expressed that he wanted some. When he arrived in Chang'an, he would meet heroes from all walks of life. Then he would treat everyone to a meal of hand-caught mutton. It couldn't be more beautiful!
Li Yu said:
"No problem, I will buy more chive flower sauce online later. This thing is suitable for eating with meat. It is appetizing and relieves tiredness."
Qin Qiong ate mutton and talked. What I experienced along the way:
“Bandits are everywhere, and people are stationed on almost every hilltop. Fortunately, brother Xie Xian gave me his green forest token when he left. Otherwise, it would be impossible to reach Chang’an safely. It’s easy.”
In the original work, Qin Qiong was able to walk to Chang’an with a gift because of Shan Xiongxin’s reputation, and he met two treasures, Wang Bodang and Xie Yingdeng, on the way.
But now Wang Bodang is far away in Taiyuan as the mountain king, Xie Yingdeng and Shan Xiongxin went to Water Margin to talk about the world of mountains, and the bond between Qin Qiong and Lulin is not as deep as in the original work.
If Xie Yingden hadn't thought of this and given his token to Brother Qin in advance, there wouldn't have been many twists and turns along the way.
Learning that the mutton eaten today was from the robbery of Pan Renmei, Qin Qiong asked:
"The Pan family is domineering in the capital. What should we do if we send people to attack Muke Village?"< br>
Mu Guiying didn’t care at all:
"Then leave all the people and equipment to me. When I meet Pan Renmei in the future, I have to say thank you."
Good guy, you think of her as the captain of the transportation team, right?
As a native of the Song Dynasty, Yue Fei analyzed carefully:
"The Pan family is not doing well at the moment. The more traitorous ministers are like this, the more they know how to be patient and wait until they get the opportunity to hold back a big deal. Recruit... So Marshal Mu cannot take it lightly and must be on guard."
"Don't worry, Xiao Feifei, we plan to build more than ten blockhouses on the site of Muke Village, with masonry and concrete structures and built-in. The cannon, with a beacon tower on top, can be used for observation, archery, flying drones, and messaging, ensuring that Muke Village is impregnable and foolproof."
As long as a signal is sent from a gun tower, the men and horses of Muke Village can quickly kill them.
Relying on artillery and explosives, not only to completely annihilate the invading enemy, but at least to severely damage the opponent.
Lu Bu said warmly:
"Don't throw away the collected soldiers, armor and weapons. They are all good things if you get them from our Three Kingdoms world."
"Don't worry, junior brother. , all reserved for you, as long as you have war horses, these are not a problem.”
Now Muke Village still needs war horses. When Muke Village opens up the connection with the grassland and Xixia, there will be a steady stream of war horses. When Lu Bu wants to change his troops, armor and weapons, he can only rely on the output of talents.
Just as he was talking, Mu Guiying discovered that Li Shimin had a braided red rope tied around his wrist. He immediately felt like Conan was possessed by him and felt something was wrong:
"Little brat, your wrist is "What's wrapped around you?"
Li Shimin quickly pushed his sleeves down, and when he saw everyone looking over, he said with some embarrassment: "Two days ago, I brought some food to visit Changsun's house. Changsun Wugu forced it on me and refused to let me take it off. I had to wear it even when taking a shower.”
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You haven’t spoken since you walked in, just waiting to spread this handful of dog food, right?
A ten-year-old kid, instead of studying hard, actually imitates adults in falling in love. If he is trapped in love and resorts to drinking to drown his sorrows, shouldn't he be sent to the pediatrician for emergency treatment?
Zhou Ruotong said:
"Don't leave your studies behind. Take a look and see if Changsun Wugu has asthma. If so, we will buy you some medicine here and take it with you. ”
"Thank you, Master, I promise you won't delay your studies!"
After everyone finished chatting, Zi Shou talked about the world of gods:
"That Qiong Xiao is so annoying, he has been there for two days in a row. They all deliberately blocked the solar power generation panels, resulting in a serious reduction in power generation, and the grand master refused to listen. "
Are you so naughty?
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"You can think of other ways to attract her attention, such as playing games under her clouds and deliberately turning up the sound. She will definitely be fooled."
Although Sanxiao is already a Daluo Jinxian, he has never seen her before. Items that live in modern society will definitely attract their attention once they are taken out.
Especially Qiong Xiao, who is very arrogant in the original work. As long as she is cultivated into an Internet-addicted girl, let alone solar power generation panels, she will even have several top-level combatants.
Well, as long as Qiong Xiao ends up, Bixiao Yunxiao will definitely not stay out of it, and Zhao Gongming, the sworn brother of the three, will definitely end up as well.
One game console deceives four masters. Is there any better deal than this?
After hearing this plan, Li Shimin asked innocently:
"Sir, why are you so professional at coaxing girls?"
Li Yu: "..."
< br>Child, don’t leave after school. I’ll give you a small stove!
Zhou Ruotong looked at this guy with interest:
"Shimin is right to ask, why are you so professional?"
"It's all theoretical knowledge I learned online, but I haven't practiced it... Eat, eat, today the fish is particularly tender, and the braise is also very good. , try them all."
Lu Bu quickly agreed:
"Yes, yes, this fish is very good, the meat is both meat and thorns, it is super delicious."
< br>Damn, why does your attempt to smooth things over sound so much like Gonghuo?
Zhou Ruotong liked to see Mr. Li being defeated, but after all, the students were here and she had to save face for the stinky guy. She smiled and said:
"There is also a brand-new handheld machine in the study. Go over, if Qiong Xiao wants to play, teach her.”
“Thank you, Master!”
Pull Sanxiao into your camp, if nothing else, at least you can play anytime and anywhere during the day. The sun and solar power panels can also be turned on to generate electricity.
Well, this is a typical low investment and high return, you can’t miss it!
After the meal, Zishou took the half-pot of leftover mutton and the brand new handheld console in the study and went back first, planning to use the game console to make a nest and catch Qiong Xiao.
Li Shimin wanted to play here for a while, but Li Yu stuffed him with a whole set of test papers for the first grade of junior high school. He curled his lips and almost cried.
This is the price of teasing the teacher!
Yue Fei talked about the changes in Qilin Village. People from the Intelligence Department have spread all over Hebei. The newly joined Shenjuzi Ma Ling also followed the Intelligence Department and became the leading party.
This general with comprehensive COS Nezha will become Liu Bei's correspondent in the future, specializing in long-distance communications.
As for Gongsun Sheng, although flying around saves time, this kind of nuclear weapon is too wasteful to send messages. It is better to use it as little as possible for non-important things.
And he had just finished watching "Water Margin" recently and was about to leave for Mangdang Mountain to invite Fan Rui and the others to join Qilin Village and win over the experts in advance.
"The copycat has already taken shape. Senior Brother Shi is leading people to make traps and raise the security level... Ordnance purchased from Daming Mansion has also been shipped. Everyone thinks that this kind of purchase is very cost-effective and plans to Increase purchasing efforts. ”
Artificial gems, artificial crystals, artificial diamonds and other items that are worthless in modern society have become treasures that can replace a large number of weapons in ancient times. This transaction is indeed a good deal.
After Yue Fei left, Li Yu looked through Ma Ling's information again and felt that this guy looked very similar to Nezha. Not only did he have hot wheels, but he also had gold bricks specially used to knock down sap.
Look back and see how Ma Ling's gold brick is. If there is still room for upgrade, give it a makeover, or ask Wen Zhong to carve some formations on it to increase its lethality.
While watching, Zhou Ruotong walked in. Seeing Li Yu busy with business, he couldn't help but kiss the guy:
"Guiying and I went to the supermarket in the city. Tomorrow morning Come back, is there anything you need to buy?”
“No, there’s nothing missing here”
Li Yu turned the computer chair and hugged Professor Zhou’s long legs and head. It happened to be close to Professor Zhou's chest. He wanted to rub it to say goodbye, but he was worried that he would be beaten violently.
"Okay, I won't let you hug me next time when there is no one around. Let's go and wholesale some fruits by the way, so that people from a few worlds can take them back and try them."
"Thank you for your hard work, wife."
After Professor Zhou left, Li Yu sat in front of the computer and continued to sort out the information about the world in the book.
At around nine o'clock in the evening, he went downstairs to patrol, chatted for a while with the residents who were taking night scenes, and instructed them on the techniques of shooting the starry sky. He was about to go back upstairs to rest, but he left before Zi Shou suddenly appeared again, looking a little panicked.
Li Yu hurriedly greeted him:
"Why are you here now? What happened?"
Zi Shou said with lingering fear:
"Just now that illusory figure appeared again in my dream, saying that I would continue to have my own way. , the end will be miserable, and the tragic death of Yin Hong and Yin Jiao was thrust into my mind."
Hearing this, Li Yu led him towards the scenic spot:
"While your memory is clear, let me see who is causing trouble."
Zishou was still a little panicked:
“Sir, can we really change the plot of Fengshen?”
“You have no other choice, unless you want to follow the old path of the original plot and become a disaster for the country and the people. , all the people who have betrayed their relatives."
After hearing this, Zi Shou's mood eased a lot.
As soon as she came within the sensing range of the statue, the empress took the initiative and said:
"There are traces of the saint appearing in Zishou's dream. Let him continue to recall, and I will make some calculations."
Li Yu told this to Zishou, and the result soon came:
"Sure enough, it's Zhunti. He seems to be involved with Ran Deng. The two of them should have other plans." He got the title of deputy leader, and after Duobao was listed on the market through a backdoor, Ran Deng became an ancient Buddha, with a transcendent status.
Li Yu asked:
"Doesn't he want to mix with Chanjiao this time? How come he got mixed up with Zhunti?"
"It's normal. Ran Deng sees the hope of becoming a saint. As long as he replaces Duobao and becomes Tathagata Buddha, If you keep careful guard against the Mosquito Taoist priests and guard the Twelve-grade Lotus Platform, you may be able to cross that threshold."
Whether you follow the Chan religion or the Western religion, it is just a part-time job, but as long as you operate it properly, you can become the top leader of Buddhism. Supported by a complete twelve-level lotus platform, coupled with the blessings of the four great dharma bodies, the golden body is fully activated, and maybe he can be promoted from the peak Da Luo Jinxian to a saint.
At that time, there were hundreds of millions of Buddhist believers supporting him, and even the empress could do nothing to him.
Damn, this Lao Deng is quite good at abacus!
Li Yu thought that now that Ding Haizhu had returned to Zhao Gongming's hands again and that this was the time when Ran Deng was at his weakest, a thought suddenly came to his mind:
"Mom, how about we kill Ran Deng now!" "
This suggestion made the empress a little unresponsive:
"Kill? The list of gods has not been released, so killing is in vain."
Li Yu said with a smile.
"Kill him now and it will be over. He will not become a god, nor will he be reincarnated. The spiritual energy in his body will return to heaven and earth and completely dissipate."
This is the one who doesn't even dare to look at the floating corpse. Are you a stupid son... The queen didn't expect that this timid guy would come up with more bold ideas than the last.
Last time I planned to plot against Zhunti, this time I planned to kill Ran Deng.
However, the list of gods has not yet been released, so everyone should think that they will not take action. If they really get rid of Ran Deng at this time, maybe they can really succeed!
Thinking of this, the empress said:
"Come to my statue, let us sum it up!"
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(End of this chapter)