Chapter 308: Light-out Plan! [Asking for monthly tickets]
As soon as Zishou sat down in front of the statue, his head tilted and he fell asleep.
The empress said:
"It is not difficult to kill Ran Deng. What is difficult is that Zhunti and Yuanshi will most likely interfere, so Zishou cannot be known, lest the saint reads his thoughts."
Unexpectedly, in addition to curing mental illness, the old mother is also good at curing insomnia. Later, she can surround the statues and charge money.
"Boom!"
The empress gave this guy a headache:
"Let's get down to business!"
After a moment, Li Yu shook off the confusion in his mind. The thought became serious:
“What is Ran Deng’s current strength?”
According to the plot of the original work, although Ran Deng does not have the Dinghai Pearl that can evolve into the twenty-four heavens, it does still have the golden bowl, the Universe Ruler, the glazed lamp and one hundred and eight rosary beads.
During the Battle of Juelong Ridge, Yun Zhongzi borrowed a lamp-burning golden bowl to knock off the Nine Heavens Fierce Crown that Wen Zhong was wearing. The Grand Master was killed on the spot and burned alive.
The Qiankun Ruler is Ran Deng's main weapon and once attacked Zhao Gongming.
The glazed lantern is even more interesting. This thing seems to be the original body of the lantern... The wick of the lantern became the Taoist, but the flame of the lamp later became a spirit and became the Taoist Ma Shan.
This guy followed Yin Jiao to attack Xiqi. He could not be killed by a knife or burned by fire. It was not until he burned the lamp and sacrificed it with the glass lamp that Ma Shan turned into a flame again.
As for the one hundred and eight rosary beads, they have conquered the Winged Immortal, the golden-winged roc who was reincarnated as Yue Fei.
Remembering that Yu Yixian and Kong Xuan had fought before, Li Yu asked curiously:
"Mom, aren't they brothers? Why don't they feel like they know each other in the original work?"< br>
"They are said to be brothers, but they were born countless different societies. It is normal for them not to know each other. However, when the fight was being fought, Kong Xuan had already understood something. He never revealed his true body, and did not even use his magical powers until the end. "Kick the Winged Immortal into the dust"
It is estimated that after Kong Xuan was subdued by Zhunti, the two brothers met in the Western Sect, and then they had the opportunity to explain their origins clearly. The Winged Immortal changed his name to the Golden-winged Dapeng King, etc. After Duobao was listed on the market through a backdoor scheme, he became the superior uncle Buddha again.
The empress added:
“I just deduced that Ran Deng not only had these magic weapons, but also secretly went to Wuyi Mountain, killed two loose immortals, Xiao Sheng and Cao Bao, and took away Xiao Sheng’s treasure money. ”
What?
Did Luobao’s money get into Ran Deng’s hands?
In the original work, Zhao Gongming was invited by Wen Zhong to help the Shang Dynasty, and then entered the moment of the God of Wealth's personal show:
Jiang Ziya was killed with a whip; then he tied up Huanglong with a dragon rope; and then beat Guangchengzi, Chi Jingjing, Daoxing Tianzun, Lingbao Master and Yuding to death.
As for Ran Deng, whose character was not that good despite repeated defeats, he was chased and beaten by Lao Zhao.
I chased them all the way to Wuyi Mountain, where two Sanxian immortals named Xiao Sheng and Cao Bao were playing chess. They recognized Ran Deng and expressed their desire to help.
Zhao Gongming didn’t take these two little Kalami seriously, so he used the dragon rope to tie them up, and then continued to chase Ran Deng. Xiao Sheng suddenly offered up the treasure money, which was useless. The dragon-binding rope that could not be used was immediately taken away.
Lao Zhao was furious and offered another twenty-four Dinghai Pearls, but the treasure money was still taken away.
The God of Wealth lost all his magic weapons, so he had no choice but to grab the magic whip hanging on his mount and fight.
Xiao Sheng repeated his old trick and tried to take it back, only to realize that this thing was just a weapon, not a magic weapon, and the money lost in the treasure could not do anything.
Lao Zhao seized the opportunity and beat Xiao Sheng's Tianling Gai into paste with a whip.
Randeng, who was hiding in the dark, took the opportunity to sneak attack Zhao Gongming with the Qiankun Ruler. Zhao Gongming escaped on a black tiger and went to Sanxiao to borrow gold scissors, while Randeng shamelessly asked Cao Bao for his second son back. Fourteen Dinghai Pearls led Cao Bao back to Xiqi.
But not long after, Cao Bao, the savior, was deceived by Ran Deng into throwing himself into the Ten Jue Formation and died.
I thought it was shameless enough to trick the benefactor into dying in the original work, but I didn't expect that now that the world of gods has been restarted, Ran Deng would actually take the initiative and kill Xiao Sheng and Cao Bao in advance to take possession of the treasure money.
It’s so damn dark... Li Yu asked:
“Isn’t he afraid of being contaminated by Karma?”
The Empress said:
“Randeng found it Xiao Sheng and Cao Bao first promised a great opportunity, and then tricked the two into exploring a smoky place. After they were poisoned and died, he showed up to clean up the smog and avenge the two, and then he picked up the lost money. "< br>
Damn, this Lao Deng is pretty good at hiding cause and effect.
Xiao Sheng and Cao Bao died due to the miasma of smoke. If he eliminated the miasma, the cause and effect would disappear with a peck and a drink.
But even if he has the treasure money, he still has a chance to kill.
As long as you don’t use magic weapons during the fight, as long as you arrange it properly, you can kill Ran Deng with weapons. The only thing you have to worry about is whether he will be resurrected.
Throughout "The Romance of the Gods", death is not the end at all.
Otherwise, Jiang Ziya would not have died several times and been rescued, and would still be alive and kicking after becoming a god.
What’s the point if you kill Ran Deng and then be revived soon?
The empress smiled softly:
“Do you still remember the doll I gave Houtu?”
I know, your skill at making clay figures has obviously improved a lot... Li Yu was thinking about it when he was hit on the head by the empress:
"Hou Tu specializes in dealing with souls. After he succeeded in killing Ran Deng, he took Ran Deng's soul to the underworld on the spot and used the sins of all living beings to annihilate his soul so that Ran Deng would never be resurrected. At the same time, it could also alleviate Hou Tu's pain."< br>
"Pain? What pain?"
"It was not easy for Houtu in the underworld. The sins and killings caused by birth, old age, illness and death in the world tortured her all the time, so she later arranged for the Ten Palaces of Yama and The Six Paths of Reincarnation Eliminates Sins. "
Without the Six Paths of Reincarnation, the sins after the death of human beings will be added to Houtu Empress. As time goes by, the accumulated sins will have no way to be eliminated, and there will be six paths of reincarnation. The sins are extremely evil. People directly cast themselves into the animal realm, and their sins are eliminated by themselves, thereby alleviating the pain of the Queen Mother.
No wonder there are so many temples of Houtu Empress in the world.
Such a deity who silently contributes to the world should be more popular!
"Mom, what can I do for Empress Houtu?"
"When she leaves the underworld one day, I will inform you in advance. Just make her some food. Even if you eat She has made a lot of offerings, but she has never tasted my son’s craftsmanship.”
How does it feel like when relatives come to the house and your parents are forcing you to perform in front of them?
Just a little food, of course it won’t bother us, and we will definitely let Queen Houtu experience various delicacies in the real world.
After chatting with Tu Niangniang, the old mother began to arrange the details of killing Ran Deng:
“Kong Xuan, Zhao Gongming, Jin Ling, Yun Xiao, and four people are surrounded. Killing Ran Deng is not a problem. Qiongxiao Bixiao and The Turtle Spirit Holy Mother and others from the Jie Sect block the rescue of the Chan Sect... If Yuan Shi shows up, I will personally stop him with the Duobao Kai Golden Body and the four great dharma bodies to cooperate with the Three Emperors to stop Zhunti."
Listening to these arrangements, Li Yu thought that Master Xuandu, my disciple, might show up, and reminded him:
"What should happen if Xuandu and others show up?"
" Zhen Yuanzi will take care of it, don’t worry... He has already visited the Fengshen World and found it... very friendly!"
kind?
So, Zhen Yuanzi is really the good corpse of the Tongtian leader?
The empress did not answer the question of her good son, but ordered:
"I will personally arrange the layout of this operation, and do not let Zi Shou know the slightest bit of news, even Wen Zhong You can’t know that under Da Luo, your life will be in danger if you get close, and it will be easy to be detected by the saint, so the more secret you have, the better.”
Well, it must be kept secret, no administrators can know this. Secret, when will you kill Ran Deng, and when will you make this operation of extinguishing the lights public.
However, if all our own masters are used, there will be no room for relief. I wonder if Yuanshi will directly kill Sanxiao, Zhao Gongming and others.
I hope he can save his face, otherwise none of the twelve golden immortals will survive.
Yunxiao himself can beat all the Twelve Golden Immortals into mortals. If he adds the old mother who protects his shortcomings and the Houtu Empress who briefly came to the human world to help, let alone the Twelve Golden Immortals, the entire Chanjiao They can all be destroyed, leaving Yuanshi Tianzun as the commander-in-chief.
After confirming the entire plan, Li Yu woke up Zishou and led him back.
“Did Qiong Xiao take the bait?”
"Less than ten minutes after the students started playing, Qiong Xiao turned into a human and came to watch. She wanted to snatch it away, but was blocked by the Ziwei energy in my body. Then she learned some manners and vowed not to block the sun in the future. "
Good guy, he is even more addicted to games than Mu Guiying. From now on, the second child in Sanxiao will most likely become an Internet addicted girl. I wonder if Yunxiao will have a headache.
“After learning how to play the game, Qiong Xiao removed all the clouds in the Tianshan Mountains and let the sunlight shine exclusively on the solar power generation panels... She also used her magic power to simulate electricity, but the voltage and current did not match. , destroyed a flashlight.”
Why am I not surprised that she can cause such a disaster?
Li Yu explained:
"You can find some immortals who are good at thunder and lightning to try, but before you try, you must let them understand what alternating current and direct current are, and don't mess around."
"Don't worry, sir, students will save it!"
Arrived at the door of the B&B, Zishou returned directly to Fengshen World. Li Yu went upstairs, finished washing and lay on the bed, only to find that there were several more unread messages on WeChat.
There is Professor Zhou, there is Diao Chan, and there is Mu Guiying.
He first replied to Professor Zhou with a message:
"I went to see my empress. I just came back."
After replying to the message, she clicked on Diao Chan's avatar again. This girl received the transcript of the second simulation. Zhou Xiaochan ranked first in the total score. Second place gained 3.5 points. Li Yu quickly sent a hug emoticon:
"Thank you for your hard work, baby cicada. Are you tired from studying recently?"
"It's really tiring, but Mr. This hug has driven away all the fatigue in my body!”
The little girl lying on the bed in the dormitory turned over happily, hugged the piggy pillow and kissed it several times.
Li Yu returned the hug again and clicked on Mu Guiying’s profile picture. What came to this girl was a photo. She was wearing slim-fitting yoga pants, sitting cross-legged on a yoga mat, with another person behind her. On the yoga mat, Zhou Ruotong is doing plank support.
"Sir, I secretly photographed Sister Zhou for you. Her legs are so long, I'm so envious!"
Your camera is almost hitting people's faces, what kind of secret photography is this?
But Professor Zhou looks really attractive in yoga pants. His calves are straight and his thighs are full. It must be very comfortable to sleep on.
He multitasked three things and chatted with the three of them for a while. Worried that something might be wrong, he first ordered Baby Cicada to sleep, and then asked Guiying to go to bed early. Finally, he said good night to Professor Zhou, and then put down his cell phone to rest.
Early the next morning, Zhou Ruotong and Mu Guiying arrived at the B&B early, followed by a box of goods with wholesale fruits on it.
After unloading the fruits into the warehouse, Mu Guiying was worried that Lu Bu would steal her share, so she hurried back and turned on the fifth wheel to prepare to take the fruits away.
Li Yu took this opportunity to tell Professor Zhou about his plan to kill Ran Deng.
"What? Were you and your empress discussing this matter last night?"
Professor Zhou unexpectedly took Li Yu's arm:
"Sometimes I really don't know whether you are brave or timid. The deputy leader of Chanjiao, the future founder of Buddhism, is decided by your few words. Destiny. "
I don't want to either, but he is such a troublemaker.
Now in order to save Zhao Gongming and others, we can only act first and kill him.
Zhou Ruotong asked:
"Randeng is the wick of the wick. What should we do if we can't kill him completely?"
"It shouldn't be a big problem for Houtu Empress to take action. Even if she can't kill him, she can destroy his soul first, and then kill him." Bring the glazed lantern to the real world, let’s see how he jumps around!”
Zhou Ruotong didn’t expect that this guy could actually figure out this method, and said speechlessly:
“I finally figured it out! , Those who are missed will pay the price sooner or later."
From the study's must-kill list, to Dong Zhuo and others, and even the god Lu Dongbin, all have a bad end.
Li Yu hugged her waist and kissed her:
"Then I am thinking about you now, what should I do?"
Professor Zhou smiled softly:
"You What do you want to do? "
"Three children are allowed, how about we use all the quota, otherwise what a waste?"
Zhou Ruotong:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You are really a talent for being able to describe giving birth in such a fresh and refined way!
After breakfast, the administrators transported all their fruits away.
With Mu Guiying around, no one dares to leave the fruit in the real world for too long. Most of them are in the Three Kingdoms world, including the palace, Lu Bu family, Jia Xu family, Cai Yong family, Xun family, Ma family... …
Every family had to give some, so that half of the fruit was taken away by Lu Bu.
After transporting the fruits, Lu Bu had time to have breakfast.
He went to the kitchen and got a whole scallion pancake, rolled it with bacon sausage and some cured meat, carried it to the yard, and told Li Yu about Ma Chao.
“This kid talks energetically to everyone and is very conceited, but in front of Mr. Wen He, he is so well-behaved that he seems like a different person, which makes Ma Teng extremely happy.”< br>
Ma Teng has often suffered from headaches in the past because of his son, who was too high-spirited and strong in martial arts, but had shortcomings in his conduct as a person.
In fact, in the original work, Ma Chao is not completely brainless. For example, when he first fought against Cao Cao, once his plan to resist Cao Cao across the Weishui River was implemented, Cao Cao, who did not bring much food, really had no choice but to withdraw his troops. Even Tongguan, which Xu Huang had just captured, had to be given away.
But Han Sui, a guy who was not satisfied with half the bottle, had to imitate Xiang Yu and attack him halfway, so that Cao Ah Man could breathe.
If you can fight, you have the possibility of victory.
What Cao Cao is most afraid of is that the Xiliang coalition forces will remain stationary and stand ready. When the time comes, he will really be in a dilemma.
That’s why Cao Cao said, “If the horse doesn’t die, I won’t have a burial place.”
“Today, Ma Chao set off to Xiwu with Mr. Wenhe, his attitude was respectful and he held the disciple ceremony. Ma Teng also kept asking Mr. Wenhe to teach him more, and he would be beaten when he needed to be beaten, and scolded when he needed to be scolded.”
It feels like I have returned to the Wancheng period in the original work.
Zhang Xiu treated Jia Xu as a descendant, not only treating him as an elder, but also obeying his advice.
Although Zhang Xiu has gone to Hanzhong now, Ma Chao can be regarded as an enhanced version of him. The only difference is that Xiwu is not the place of the Fourth War. There is no need to make too many plans and plans, and you only need to teach Ma Chao how to behave and do things. .
After talking about the world of the Three Kingdoms, Li Yu sat in front of the computer and began to check Ran Deng's information, hoping that nothing would go wrong during this siege and everything would go well.
Kill Ran Deng, and Zhunti will most likely appear.
However, when the list of gods is not released, Zhunti will probably not cause trouble. At most, he will only fan the flames. After all, what he wants to do is to recruit talents from Western religions and prevent Duobao from becoming a Tathagata Buddha to pick peaches.
In the past, Zhunti and Chanjiao were on the same front, but this time they completely lost their comrades. Regardless of Jiejiao and Chanjiao, he probably wasn't a good person in his heart.
The two religions fought overtly and covertly, and finally picked the peach of the Western religion.
This is so insidious!
Li Shimin came to the study and said happily:
"Sir, we did some statistics today and found that no fewer than ten Lishan Laomu temples have been built around Taiyuan. Should we continue to expand, or should we wait and see what happens?"
"Don't worry about it, just let the believers develop slowly. , if necessary, even pour some cold water on the believers to prevent them from being too fanatical. "
Religious belief is just a spiritual sustenance, but it cannot be turned into Doraemon's pocket and by the believers. Wishing machine.
If no one wants to make progress and comes to beg the empress when there is a big or small matter, that is not looking for trouble.
After saying this, Li Yu changed the topic:
"Have you finished the papers you took away yesterday?"
Li Shimin: "..."
Teacher, do you think why I suddenly raised the Laomu Temple in Mount Li?
The little guy's mind was spinning very fast:
"My brother Xuanba was playing in the room last night and accidentally tore it into pieces. I will punish him severely when I go back."
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Li Yuanba?
This guy was only born when Qin Qiong came to Tongshan to rescue him. He is at most two or three years old now, right?
This excuse is exactly the same as when Li Yu was a child, when school started, he said that the dog at home had eaten his winter vacation homework.
It is indeed the nature of students to destroy homework... Li Yu took out another set of Mathematical Olympiad papers and handed them to Li Shimin:
"Those are basic questions, just tear them up. This The Mathematical Olympiad paper is a bit interesting. You can read more when you go back and bring it to me next time after you finish it.”
In order to prevent Xiao Taizong from repeating his old tricks, Li Yu specially reminded:
"If it is destroyed again, then the resources of the Sui and Tang Dynasties will be halved."
Li Shimin: "! ! ! ! ”
I won’t eat again.
Woooooooooooo, Master, help me!
After sending this little friend away, Li Yu stretched and closed the computer. As soon as he arrived outside the study, he saw Mu Guiying and Zhou Ruotong wearing hot pants and flip-flops, with fishing nets in their hands.
One of the two is 1.7 meters tall, and the other is 1.74 meters tall. As they walked past, it felt like the whole world was filled with long, white legs.
“Why are you two going?”
Mu Guiying pointed in the direction of the cable bridge and said:
“It’s hot, Sister Zhou and I are going to catch fish. Go, sir, come with us. I heard that some tourists caught a dozen fish yesterday.”
Is this a good way to divide people?
Sun Facai and I were almost like Africans at that time, but we didn’t catch a single fish.
While thinking about it, Li Yu glanced at the toenail polish on Mu Guiying's feet turning into a shiny transparent color, and blurted out:
"Didn't you just paint it red? Why did you change it again?”
Mu Guiying raised her white feet and said with a smile:
"It's too gaudy and doesn't fit in with my low-key and luxurious royal temperament... Oh no, how did you know I had painted red toenail polish? I changed it that night!"
I caught a glimpse of Professor Zhou's eyes There was murderous intent in his heart, Li Yu said: "..."
Is it too late for me to pretend to be dead now?
(End of this chapter)