Chapter 311 Cheng Yu: It’s rude to come and not return! [Asking for monthly votes]
“Is this naked kid me?”
Li Yu was shocked. He didn’t expect that he would have the opportunity to show his face in the book world, but this look makes me Yushu Linfeng His image as a handsome man has been completely ruined.
“Boom!”
Just as I was thinking, the empress gave me a slap in the head:
"You don't appreciate me sharing some merit, do you?"
Li Yu rubbed his head and said quickly:
"No, no, it's this image...don't hit, don't hit, This image is very good. The red bellyband matches your clothes very well. Mom, can you please stop spanking me?” After working hard with Zhang Daoling for a few days, I finally clarified the doctrine and listed you as the Holy Son. You are so picky, you damn kid. Believe it or not, I will ask them to replace the baby on the statue with a piglet. Son?”
"No, no, no, no, no, no, it's troublesome. Calm down, I'll make your favorite cold wrap later, and ask Guiying to give you some more, what do you think?"
The empress is furious at the moment. :
“I don’t eat cold wrappers!”
“But your daughter-in-law likes to eat it. She ordered this to be eaten in the afternoon.”
“That’s okay, Put more chili oil for me.”
Good guy, your son doesn’t listen to a word he says, and he immediately loses his temper when he mentions his daughter-in-law, right?
Mom, if you can’t quarrel with Professor Zhou in the future, what can you do if you target me all the time?
My parents, who wanted to work in the provincial capital, also liked Professor Zhou very much. Instead, my grown-up son became the object of dislike by both parties.
If everyone is like you, no one will write about the quarrels between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law anymore!
In the picture, Master Luo talked about a lot of teachings and rules, and after Xie Yingdeng agreed one by one, he officially accepted him as his second disciple.
After Xie Yingdeng completed the apprenticeship ceremony, he also met with his elder brother Gongsun Sheng.
Then the three masters and disciples paid homage to Nuwa Empress together.
Just after praying, a golden light fell from the sky, and the white jade whisk in Xie Yingden's hand was dotted with several golden threads.
Obviously, the empress strengthened him.
"Thank you Yingdeng from the small road, thank you empress, thank you Li Xianchang."
After doing this, Xie Yingdeng's apprenticeship ceremony officially ended. He followed Zhenren Luo and Gongsun Sheng outside the hall. Lao Luo looked up at the sky, and then said to the two apprentices:
"In the future, you two will follow Xuande. There are some things you need to know to make a successful career."
After saying that, he flicked his fly whisk and took the two apprentices to fly high into the sky, then flew southwest for a while, and did not stop until they reached the sky above Qilin Village.
Just as Xie Yingden was about to ask questions, a huge stone tablet fell from the sky and hovered steadily next to several people.
Then Zhang Daoling, who cannot eat spicy food, appeared gorgeously.
Zhenren Luo hurriedly bowed to him:
"Greetings to the Heavenly Master, these are two bad disciples."
Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng recognized Zhang Daoling's identity and hurried to bow to him.
Lao Zhang returned the gift:
"You're welcome, real person. The two disciples have a prosperous relationship with each other and will surely be among the immortals one day."
Xie Yingdeng looked up at the words on the inscription and read it softly:
"In the China ahead, evil spirits are forbidden... May I ask the Heavenly Master, what does this mean?"
"This This is the boundary monument that the empress asked Pindao to make. From now on, all the territories you establish in the human world will be bounded by this monument. The larger the area, the more prosperous the human race will be."
Just after Zhang Tianshi finished speaking, a man with a completely white beard appeared. The old monk floated in from a distance, and saluted everyone from afar:
"I pay homage to Master Zhang, I pay homage to fellow Taoist Luo, and I pay homage to these two Taoist talents. The poor monk Zhi is really polite."
After everyone greeted each other, Elder Zhizhen walked to the stone tablet, pressed the stone tablet with one hand, and put the other hand on his chest to chant silently.
Soon, the words on the stone tablet slowly shone, and eventually turned completely golden.
Seeing this, Li Yu raised his little hand:
"I remember last time Ksitigarbha lit up with just a touch of his hand. Why is Zhizhen so slow? The gap between the two Is it so big?”
The queen patiently explained:
"Their status in Buddhism is different, and the power of Buddhism they can mobilize is also different. It is already rare for people to have the realm of Xiao Luo and Zhi Zhen."
After the stone tablet was lit, Zhen Luo said He smiled and invited:
"It's the first time that Master Zhang came to Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue. He also asked Elder Zhizhen to sit with him and talk about it in his humble abode. There happened to be some fairy tea given by the empress. Let's taste it together."< br>
After saying that, he waved his fly whisk, and Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng, who were curious about the fairy tea, fell from the clouds and fell straight towards Qilin Village.
Damn, this trick to trick the apprentice, why did I suddenly think of Xiao Guiying who was thrown into the sky since she was a child?
Li Yugang was about to make a joke, but thinking that the empress could sense all thoughts, he quickly calmed down and sang "Only Mom is Good in the World" in his heart.
Zhang Tianshi is still very enthusiastic towards his own people:
"Excuse me, Pindao just ate a few spicy wings in Muke Village, and he really needs to drink some tea to relieve himself... I will go to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties later, and the stone tablets will be installed, and I can go back to the trail to rest for a while. "
Good guy, did Master Mu trick Lao Zhang into eating spicy food again?
However, the great Heavenly Master does not dare to eat spicy food. Lao Zhang needs to exercise more. Look at your good grandson Zhang Lu, who is not afraid of spicy food at all when he walks in spicy butter hotpot all day long.
After the three of them walked away, the empress transferred the scene to Qilin Village. Gongsun Sheng and Xie Yingdeng had arrived safely on the ground and were chatting with Qiao Daoqing, who was in charge of building the magic array.
The opportunity for Lao Qiao to become a disciple has not come yet, but he is already a registered disciple of Zhenren Luo, and he must be informed of some necessary rules.
After talking about the rules emphasized by the master, Qiao Daoqing chatted with Xie Yingden about the skills of controlling objects through space, and also shared the illusion skills he had mastered.
Gongsun Sheng, on behalf of Zhenren Luo, shared the Five Thunder Tiangang Zhengfa with the two.
When we get here, the broadcast is over.
The empress reminded:
"In the afternoon, I made a few cold wraps without adding pepper. Guiying enjoyed bullying Zhang Daoling all day long. The whole cave was restless, and you didn't say anything about it."
< br>I care?
As soon as she threw the knife, she had to kneel down and beg me not to die. Do I dare to care?
Li Yu said:
"Guiying is just playful, not as unbearable as you said. Besides, with you as her backer, she has already made up her mind. If it were me, the Seven Fairies and Yaochi Fairies, etc., would all have to line up to rub me. "Thumping on the shoulders and legs."
"Boom!"
The empress gave this guy a blow and said:
"Let's go, don't let me worry about you. In our family, Tongtong and Xiaochan are the only ones who are well-behaved and sensible. "
Okay, okay, they are so good, but Guiying and I are so bad... Li Yu sat up from the steps and asked in his heart. Road:
"What else should I eat besides cold skin wrappers? How about some red bean soup?"
"Okay, remember to put some tangerine peel, I like the taste, and give me two watermelons by the way... Really I want to go to the real world and have a lively meal as a family, but unfortunately, I probably won’t have this opportunity.”
“Don’t be so depressed. Everything is possible. Maybe you can do it in two years. Carrying a broomstick, he chased me all over the world."
"Okay, Mom, wait for this day to come soon!"
Back at the B&B, Mu Guiying had already changed into her clothes. Wearing hot pants and looking for clothes online with her long white legs raised, Li Yu said to her:
"Don't let Zhang Daoling eat spicy food in the future. He is also a sage of the human race after all. Give him some face."
"He complained in front of the master?"
"What do you think can be hidden? An all-knowing and all-powerful saint?”
Mu Guiying sat up straight with some embarrassment:
“That’s a joke, I won’t do that next time... Lao Zhang does the same, no. Just eat it if you like it. Who can do anything to him? I guess he was bullied a lot in heaven before, so he is so scared.”
Bullying in the workplace is a no-no... Li Yu saw Zhou Ruotong sitting on the sofa, holding an order for wholesale supplies from the purchasing website with his mobile phone in hand, so he didn't bother him and strolled to the kitchen to make cold skin.
In the evening, Mu Guiying first sent back a basket of cold wrappers and a pot of tangerine peel and red bean soup, then sat in the restaurant and had dinner with everyone.
After the meal, Li Yu took two glasses of watermelon juice with ice and sat on the observation deck with the two beauties to enjoy the breeze. He was worried that the little girl would not live well, so he said:
"The weather has been bad these days. It’s hot, should I give Xiaochan a blanket?”
Zhou Ruotong bit the straw and said:
"Send it to her. There is no problem with her grades now. As long as she performs normally, she should be able to get good scores in the entrance examination."
Then she can stay in Yinzhou to attend high school... Li Yu thought about the hard work of three years of high school, and was a little reluctant to let the little girl endure this hardship, but she had to do so.
The gentler the person, the more stubborn he is. It would be great if he could be like Guiying.
When it comes to schooling, Mu Guiying asked: "This year's school in Shanzhai is basically on the right track. It will be fully opened next semester. As long as it is school-age children, both men and women will be recruited. This will not be too big." Radical, right?”
Zhou Ruotong said:
"No, this is how it should be. Get rid of the feudal ethics. Anyway, women are in charge of your Muke village. We will try our best to promote equality between men and women in the future."
" "Yeah, don't worry, Sister Zhou, we will let every girl go to school."
In the next few days, the B&B was relatively peaceful, but the world in the book was quite exciting.
Zhang Liao, Cheng Yu and others encountered another group of Huns who were preparing to go south to clear grass in the valley. It was getting dark. Without saying a word, they fired a volley of fireworks, disrupting the opponent's formation. .
Then the heavy cavalry charged, and this group of foreign cavalry became overwhelmed.
After the siege, the horses were counted and more than 2,000 horses were seized. Zhang Liao calculated the amount of feed he had brought. If all horses were equipped with two horses, the feed would not be enough.
At this time, Lu Bu drove over, built a gate on the spot, and led the extra horses into the real world in groups of ten, and then let Mu Guiying transport them away.
The two of them spent the whole day moving back and forth, transferring 3,500 high-quality grassland horses to Muke Village.
In order to express her gratitude, Mu Guiying specially brought several corn tortillas made in the car village. They can be used as dry food, or they can be roasted and eaten. If conditions permit, they can even be put into a pot to make porridge. .
Li Yu also sent hundreds of kilograms of barbecued meat and a large cart of high-protein feed, as well as probiotics and other medicines suitable for horses.
Since the larger the area, the more the stone monument will move forward, then don’t stretch it, go straight into the hinterland of the grassland, and do the feat of sealing the wolf to stay in Xu again.
At the end of the Han Dynasty, although the Central Plains was divided into pieces, it still had an overwhelming advantage over the foreign races.
Especially the Huns, the Han Dynasty was beaten and maimed countless times in four hundred years. Although they were not exterminated, they were no longer the same as they were in the early Han Dynasty.
And Zhang Liao and others are fully equipped, and with the empress watching over them, Lu Bu can drive over at any time if there is a problem.
What supplies are needed can be directly transferred from the real world. In this case, Zhang Babai and Cheng Yu, who is eager to make achievements, are naturally full of confidence. Not only do they want to seal the wolf as a Xu, they even want to directly slaughter the entire Xiongnu royal family.
"General Wenyuan, will the Huns let the civilians go when they go south?"
After a day's rest, Cheng Yu, who came to the border for the first time, ate crispy corn tortillas. While drinking strong tea with milk, I asked about border issues.
Zhang Liao recalled the scenes he had experienced since he was a child, with a wry smile on his face:
"How is it possible? Usually women kidnapped and men killed children who were higher than the wheel. Also kill.”
"Why limit it to the wheel?"
"The children above the wheel are already sensible and can hold grudges, so they have to be killed; while the children below the wheel have no memory and can be taken back as slaves, or even Trained to be an undercover Han soldier."
After hearing this, Cheng Yu took a deep breath:
"In this case, Cheng will visit the civilian tribe encountered this time even if the empress blames them. One or two, use practical actions to tell the aliens on the grassland that it is disrespectful to come and go without reciprocating!"
Zhang Liao has been used to seeing the aliens wreaking havoc since he was a child, and said with a smile:
"Mr. Zhongde, don't worry, Liao will act with you. If there is any blame, I will bear it with you!"
Zhang Wenyuan is only in his twenties now, which is the age when he is full of blood. Since he has to retaliate in kind, To retaliate against a foreign race eye for eye, then we must help out.
Of course, the most important thing is to find the Huns' settlements so that the explosives can be used.
Otherwise, keep it with you so that it doesn’t happen one day.
After resting, the group got on their horses, and based on the information they got from the Huns yesterday, they headed straight to a settlement in the distance. It was said that there were countless cattle and sheep there, which was just the right time for the troops to rest and prepare. I used the barbecue ingredients I brought and let everyone try the roasted whole lamb on the grassland!
After learning about the trends in the Three Kingdoms world, Li Yu poured Lu Bu a cup of Cantonese herbal tea:
"How did you know that Zhang Liao and the others won the battle?"
"Master gave me a dream, He asked me to go to the grassland quickly and gave me a place. I hurried slowly and finally didn't delay anything... Isn't this herbal tea too bitter? "
Li Yu said with a smile:< br>
“It’s okay if it’s bitter. After drinking it, you’ll get rid of the dampness and feel full of energy.”
Lu Bu took another sip suspiciously and talked about the developments in the court:
"The imperial court has sent people to Jingzhou with the imperial edict. Once they pick up Zhuge's family, they will quickly come to Chang'an. Zhuge Xuan will probably be If he is appointed as one of the Nine Qings, or the governor of a nearby state, Zhuge Liang will stay in the Beigong as his companion."
First let Liu Xie get close to Brother Liang, not to mention kowtow, at least he must be his companion. The relationship is good.
When Sima Hui arrives, teaching will officially begin.
“Have other talents also issued edicts?”
"Fat, Zhou Yu, Lu Su, Zhang Ren, Tai Shi Ci, Liu Ye, Tian Yu, Mi Zhu, Jian Yong, Xu Chu, Chen Deng, Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Zi Long, Chen Qun, Zhang Zhao, Huang Zhong, Gan Ning, Yan Yan, Ling Tong, Xu Shu, Pang Tong... Anyway, we are like scumbags, casting a wide net, no matter whether they are in office or not, even those under ten years old, we have issued edicts."
Hey guys, isn't this a common way of expressing love through group messages?
Li Yu thought of Kong Rong and Kong Wenju who had helped rescue Guo Jia in front of Hulao Pass, and asked Lu Bu:
"Kong Rong was not invited?"
"Invited But he is now surrounded by the Yellow Turban Army. Even if he receives the edict, he may not be able to break out of the siege... Without Xuande to rescue him this time, I don’t know how he can escape the siege of the Yellow Turban Army in Beihai.”
It's a pity that it's too far away, otherwise we could rescue him and reproduce Xuande's demeanor of keeping his word!
Li Yu took a sip of the bitter herbal tea and said:
"The flow of time in your Three Kingdoms world may speed up, so be mentally prepared."
"More Brother Xie Xian, we will finally stop holding you back... Brother Fa Cai Xian has been thinking about the cement made in Muke Village for the past two days. He felt that it could not be done to this extent under normal circumstances. He even sighed repeatedly and said, 'It's not that our army doesn't work hard. But there are gods on the other side.”
With the blessings of gods, everything is easy.
For example, the hydropower station, Muke Village has been clearly managed after three times, five times, and two times, and has already entered the power generation process. However, in the Three Kingdoms World, it has just figured out the knowledge of construction mechanics.
Li Yu said:
“Don’t put too much pressure on Sun Facai, use his intelligence more.”
“Don’t worry brother, we will do it. ”
“How is Wubao cleared?”
"It is progressing steadily, almost every day or two, and time is wasted on the road. Several ministers in the court have written letters, saying that they are hurting the country and urging the little emperor to think twice before acting."
This It's good to be ready to exert force. We can't use all our military power to remove Wubao. We should increase military reclamation efforts, conquer Hedong, and bring the Yongliang area that is gradually out of the control of the imperial court back into the imperial court's territory.
Now that Zhu Jun is doing well, he may as well go to Xiliang when the time comes. The two veterans will cooperate, one is in charge of internal affairs and the other is in charge of military affairs. Maybe they can open up the western region channel and connect the Silk Road in one fell swoop.
The two were chatting when Qin Qiong, who had not seen each other for many days, walked into the study:
"I have arrived at Tongguan and just met my uncle Qiu Rui. Next, I will follow Qi Biao and Li Bao. My dear brother, I will go to Chang'an to look for Xiong Kuohai and others, and find all the heroes who will celebrate the Lantern Festival in advance."
The Lantern Festival is a big drama, and it is also a microcosm of Qin Qiong's Jianghu road.
But now there is no Wang Bo as Xie Yingdeng, and there is no master Shan Xiongxin in the Green Forest. Qin Qiong only has a handful of tokens for the world's Green Forest West Road, and he doesn't know if it will be useful.
"Congratulations, second brother Qin, come on, come on, have a sip of tea to quench your thirst."
Lü Bu poured Qin Qiong a large cup of herbal tea with ill intentions and asked with a smile:
“The world of Sui and Tang Dynasties has a surplus of talents. The second brother can bring out a few people, such as Xiong Kuohai, and ask him to help Xuande and change his fate of being crushed into a puddle of mud by a thousand-jin gate in Yangzhou.”
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Qin Qiong said:
"Don't worry brother, foolish brother will pay attention to it, but whether it can be done or not depends on his own will. You can't force it."
You really can't force it, in case it drags the family. If you talk about it, isn't this tearing people apart?
After saying that, Qin Qiong was holding the tea cup and was about to drink it when she saw Lu Bu with a smirk on his face. At this moment, Li Shimin walked in from the outside and handed the herbal tea to Xiao Taizong:
"People of the world, come and try this tea. Marquis Wen said it is very rare to relieve summer heat and quench thirst."
Li Shimin took it and took a sip, with surprise on his face:
"It's delicious. Brother Qin, you haven't tried it yet, right? It's so sweet and satisfying."
When Qin Qiong heard this, he immediately I poured myself a glass, drank it all in one gulp, and then I realized I had been fooled... This thing was so painful that my stomach trembled!
"Hahahaha, Brother Qin, you have been fooled!"
Lu Bu looked at this scene happily, thinking that this was really interesting for the monarch and his ministers. It is a pity that the little emperor is not here, otherwise it would be so funny For a moment, it must be fun.
Thinking of this, he asked Li Yu:
"Brother Xian, can you make the little emperor an administrator now? I think it's time for him to get close to Shimin Pengju."
< br>Oh, yes, Brother Dao upgraded this time, and I haven’t asked him about setting up an administrator yet.
Interrogate Gouzi later, and try to let the eldest disciple come to the real world to see it!
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