Chapter 312 Rules for Appointment of Administrators! [Requesting monthly tickets]
"Brother Qin is about to meet Chai Shao, right?"
Li Yu recalls the plot of "The Legend of Xing Tang". After he recognized his uncle Qiu Rui in Tongguan, The group came to Lintong Mountain. Qi Biao and Li Bao entered Pangu Temple and saw the statue that Li Yuan had set up for Qin Qiong, and then met Chai Shao.
Although Chai Shao's parents were dead, he was the son of the governor of Yingyang after all. He was very familiar with Chang'an and set off with Qin Qiong and others without saying a word.
The group saw lanterns in Chang'an, went to Prince Yue's Mansion, and got acquainted with Li Jing and Pharmacist Li, who worked as an accountant in Prince Yue's Mansion.
Then there was Xiong Kuo Hai, who was selling bows to fish for Yuwen Chengdu. Qin Qiong's divine arm bow that couldn't be pulled was easily broken by Yuwen Chengdu, and the title of "No. 1 in the world" that the old ambition yearned for was not obtained.
While Brother Qin and the others were enjoying the lanterns and playing, at the same time in the palace, Yang Guang also officially killed his father and usurped the throne, and even slept with his father's concubine while he was busy.
The first half of the novel is almost all about Qin Qiong’s travels in the world, but the lantern festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month is mixed with court coups and changes in the throne.
This is the first crossover between Jianghu travel and court hegemony in the book. The villain Yang Guang and his general Yuwen Chengdu also appeared one after another and officially came to the forefront.
But Yuwen Chengdu is quite sad. He has always been loyal to Yang Guang, but he didn't expect that his father would turn against him.
Yuwen Chengdu couldn't accept this situation where loyalty and filial piety could not be balanced at all, and he died at the hands of Li Yuanba more for relief.
In other stories of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, Yuwen Chengdu is quite bad, but "The Story of Xing Tang" depicts him as a hero who has a different stance from the protagonist group, and is worth winning over.
Looking back, Brother Qin can try to bring him over from the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, and by the way, let everyone see this invincible Tianbao general with golden helmet and gold armor.
When the time comes, he goes to Water Margin and tells Yue Shijie to send him off. Xuande pulls him to sleep for two nights. Isn’t this just an extra iron man?
Based on Yuwen Chengdu's ability, Yue Shijie should have no rivals in Water Margin, and he can even deal with the golden marbles from the Kingdom of Jin.
But this time in Chang'an, Chai Shao took Qin Qiong to kill Yuwen Chenghui, Yuwen Chengdu's third brother, and formed a relationship. It is not clear how it will develop in the future.
Li Shimin took a sip of herbal tea and said:
“After the eldest sister left the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, the person engaged to Chai Shao became the second sister who was a concubine. I don’t know if she will lead an army in the future. "
Li Fengyang left, but the engagement between the Li family and the Chai family was not terminated, but a daughter was replaced.
As the Duke of Tang, Li Yuan had many concubines and many children even if he was demoted.
In fact, even after being named the Supreme Emperor by Li Shimin, Li Yuan was not idle. He worked hard and gave birth to more than a dozen children, making great contributions to the prosperity of the Li family.
His children totaled more than forty.
Qin Qiong felt that the bitterness of the herbal tea was quite distinctive, and poured herself another half cup:
“Brother Yu will persuade Li Jing to go to Taiyuan in advance to join Fengming Village, and find a way to get acquainted with him. Yuwen Chengdu and Xiong Kuohai will not get involved in the struggle in the court. "
Unfortunately, there are no Wang Bodang and Xie Yingdeng this time, and only Qi Biao and Li Bao, two Lezi people whose fighting power is almost zero. .
Fortunately, Chai Shao is good at martial arts, so he can help.
In the original work, after Chai Shao killed Yuwen Chenghui, he was quickly captured by Yuwen Chengdu's troops. Wang Bodang also killed a general, and then he was chased around like a dog chasing a rabbit. , and then met Xiong Kuohai, who was looking for Yuwen Chengdu with an iron rod to fight for his life.
The group of people fled in all directions, and finally climbed over the wall and arrived at Qiu Rui's palace, finally escaping.
Lu Bu suggested:
"Second brother, don't bother this time. Just leave Chang'an through the west gate as soon as you finish killing the people, so as not to be chased around again, or go to your uncle's house in advance. Visit, and after killing the people, go into the palace and hide.”
Qin Qiong nodded:
"Don't worry, Marquis Wen, we won't be so reckless."
After drinking the herbal tea, it was almost dinner time. Several people came to the kitchen and saw the table The hair on the table was full of blood, and I felt that today's herbal tea was in vain.
Li Shimin obediently served rice to everyone. While everyone was drinking beer, he secretly opened a bottle of Coke for himself and said with emotion:
"The world in the book is preparing to celebrate the Spring Festival and have Lantern Festival. , the real world has just begun to enter midsummer, and I need to put some clothes in the warehouse to prevent me from coming over in cotton-padded clothes and getting prickly heat.”
Li Yu agreed:
"I will free up the two tin rooms and convert them into changing rooms for you."
As for Mu Guiying, there is no need for it. This girl will change into it in advance every time. Clothes in the real world are protected by the empress anyway, so they won't be cold or warm. Even if you walk barefoot in the snow in the winter, the snow will automatically become warm.
I have a saintly master to support me, but I am so unreasonable.
Qin Qiong picked up a piece of squid roll and put it in a bowl, and said to Li Yu:
"Brother, please give me a mobile phone and a solar charger later. I will give them to Li Jing when we get to Prince Yue's Mansion... Mere acquaintance is not of much use. You have to rely on the public relations of technological items across the ages to gain Li Jing's friendship."
Li Yu naturally would not refuse such a request:
"Okay, just take a newbie gift pack with you when you leave later."
Lu Bu He took a mouthful of rice and muttered:
"I would say, just start the army when you are ready. Anyway, after Yang Guang in "The Legend of Xing Tang" came to power, he didn't do many personnel things. He spent the whole day Either drinking and having fun or carrying out large-scale construction projects will waste money and waste people. If you do it in advance, you can also make the people suffer less. ”
Li Yu also planned this, just so that Li Shimin could be the founding emperor of the country. As for whether he could convince the public, this problem was not big.
With yourself as your master, whoever is disobedient should let him feel the value of the four words "destined destination" from all aspects of psychology and physiology.
My old mother is so protective of her shortcomings. As her own son, it’s normal for us to carry forward our protective style, right?
After the meal, Lu Bu filled up the car with gas and hurriedly left the real world, planning to return to Chang'an overnight.
This is the disadvantage of being an administrator. If Liu Xie was the administrator, then it would not be Zhang Wenyuan who would lead the troops to gallop on the grassland this time, but Lu Fengxian.
The so-called military training will also be changed to conquest.
Jia Xu, Xun You, Xun Chen and other counselors all followed the army and pacified the grassland in one fell swoop.
After everyone left, Li Yu cooked a few pieces of chicken breast in broth, prepared a leg of lamb, and found Brother Dao with it.
“Woof?”
When Gouzi saw Li Yu’s playful smile, he knew that this meal was not simple.
Li Yu came over shamelessly, put his arms around its neck and asked with a smile:
“I have nothing else to do with you, I just want to have a relationship with you, and I want to ask you two small questions. "
He brought the small blackboard over in a familiar manner. As usual, there was a check mark and a cross, and asked Gouzi to do multiple choice questions.
“If I get a higher level in the future, can I set up an administrator for Sun Facai?”
Although Fa Xiao has become more and more integrated into the world of the Three Kingdoms, what if I can be an administrator for both sides? Running would make you happier, right?
After walking for so long, it’s really time to come back and take a look, and go to Langtaosha to relive old dreams.
I just don’t know whether the three technicians No. 17, No. 85 and No. 29 he is thinking about are still there. I heard that every Spring Festival, technicians leave their jobs and return to their hometowns to go on blind dates. If there is a suitable candidate, they will marry. marry.
Gouzi raised his fleshy paw and pressed it on the cross involuntarily, interrupting Li Yu's fantasy.
"Holy shit, isn't it? No matter how high your level is, he won't be able to come back?"
"Woof?"
The dog was a little anxious, and he patted the cross mark with his paw, and then patted the check mark. Li Yu was stunned for a long time before he reacted:
"Yes, it's the administrator. I will change the level in the future." He can't be an administrator, right?"
"Woo!"
Gouzi nodded twice to confirm the result.
Damn it, if you can't be an administrator, then you can't be one. You don't have to worry about him letting Cai Yan down.
Li Yu asked again:
"Can you set Liu Xie as the administrator now?"
Brother Dao was stunned for a moment, then raised his paw and pressed it on the cross. He was still humming, but it was a pity that Li Yu couldn't understand it and didn't know what this guy wanted to express.
Seeing that Li Yu didn't understand, Gouzi raised his paw and drew a vertical line on the small blackboard.
Li Yu, as if he was playing with the I-guess-your-drawing, seriously speculated:
"What you mean is that you are still one lever away from upgrading?"
Gouzi: "..."
It's hopeless, bury it!
In order to allow Li Yu to communicate normally, Gouzi flipped through a book and found the number "1". He pressed it hard with his paws, and then Li Yu realized:
" 1? You mean there is only one rule left to upgrade?”
"Woo!"
Good guy, I got it wrong. Fortunately, the dog is smart enough!
Li Yu scratched his head, he was about to upgrade, but the rules of the world in the book were becoming increasingly difficult to summarize. He had been pondering the rules of the last official seal for a long time. Did the eldest apprentice also have to wait for an opportunity?
While Brother Dao lowered his head and ate, Li Yu sat cross-legged on the carpet and casually looked through Sun Facai’s past friend circles. Suddenly, he felt blessed and had an inspiration:
“Gouzi, Administrators can only be set as natives of the world in the book. Is this a rule? ”
Brother Dao tilted his head and let out a whine. Then he stopped eating meat, ran around like a man, ate all the meat like a wind, and lay down on the carpet to sleep. Li Yu reminded:
“Don’t forget that this is Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty Liu Xie. If you set the wrong administrator, you will have to be a vegetarian in the future.”
said Brother: "..."
Believe it or not, I will give you a paw first? !
It closed its eyes and fell asleep. Li Yu didn't bother him and went downstairs in a happy mood. As soon as he arrived at the kitchen door, he saw Mu Guiying sneaking around at the kitchen door and couldn't help but ask:
< br>"What are you doing?"
"I was scared to death. I thought Master came here secretly to beat me... I wanted to make something delicious for Master, but failed. She wanted to beat me. Me.”
Isn’t it too overbearing to show filial piety and get beaten instead?
Li Yu plans to stand up and say something fair:
"What did you do? Tell me and listen. If the empress goes too far, I will help you quarrel with her."
When Mu Guiying heard this, she said happily:
"Just I know your husband is the best to me... I wanted to make fried polenta today, but I didn't do it well. Then the master chased me and sent several caterpillars to chase me."
Frying. Polenta?
Pour the porridge into the oil pan, won’t the oil in the pan be completely destroyed?
Li Yu imagined that scene and couldn't help but have the idea of beating this girl up.
Food is so precious, but you still waste it here. If you don’t fight it, the people will be indignant!
Mu Guiying's eyes were quick to see Li Yu's reaction and he quickly hid aside:
"Master has separated the polenta from the pot. No food was wasted, just not I know how to eat those porridges, they are all made from corn grits."
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"Bring it over here, I'll process it for you."
Soon, Mu Guiying brought over a large pot of corn porridge, which was quite sticky.
Li Yu took two baking pans, brushed them with oil, filled them with a spoonful of polenta, flattened them, and put them in the oven. After a while, he took them out, and the original polenta became corn crispy rice.
Li Yu cut it into small pieces. Worried about the taste, he picked up a piece and fed it to Mu Guiying who was eager to try:
"How is it?"
"It's crispy and delicious, but it doesn't have much flavor. Can you add some other flavor?"
Li Yu added condiments to the polenta and tried to make some more. From the oven When it came out, some barbecue ingredients were added.
Soon, a basin of corn porridge turned into a basket of crispy and delicious corn crispy rice.
Mu Guiying sent it back happily, and came back after a while:
"Sir, it is indeed amazing. After the master tasted it, he kept praising us as good and sensible children. I plan to keep it to entertain guests!”
Good guy, are you planning to show off your son’s cooking skills in front of outsiders?
The two went to the study room to play games for a while. When it was almost ten o'clock, Mu Guiying went back to the room to take a shower, while Li Yu had a video call with Professor Zhou who was wearing a facial mask.
“The room upstairs is almost decorated. The armored door and password lock were changed in the morning. You can come and live here when you are not busy. But if you dare to play ball, drag chairs and move tables in the middle of the night... I will I’ll drive you away!”
Are you so afraid of being disturbed?
Li Yu took a bite of the cantaloupe cut by Mu Guiying and seriously suggested:
"Since you are so afraid of being disturbed, and my ability to stop you is also a bit weak, why don't you just come upstairs to sleep, so you don't have to worry about being disturbed by the noise, and I have someone to restrain me, wouldn't it be nice?"
< br>Professor Zhou laughed so hard that his facial mask wrinkled:
“Where did you come up with so many clever ideas all day long?”
“This is not a clever idea, this is looking for solutions, seeking common ground while reserving differences, How about my wife, is my suggestion worth considering?”
Professor Zhou pursed his lips:
"Anyway, just think of ways to cause trouble. It's time for my facial mask. Let's do this for now and talk about it later."
Huh?
You didn’t refuse?
According to the sixteen-character policy of "when the enemy retreats, we advance; when the enemy is tired, we harass", is it time for our side to take the initiative to attack?
I hope Professor Zhou will not get so angry that he gives me a concussion, otherwise I will be laughed at by Lu Bu and the others for the rest of my life.
When he woke up in the morning, Li Yu went to the study to check on Brother Dao. He found that the guy hadn't woken up yet, so he didn't bother him and went for a run with Mu Guiying.
When I came back, the dog had disappeared.
It seems that he can’t wait to show off his good luck cat. The matter of setting up an administrator for Liu Xie can only wait a little longer.
For breakfast, she still had porridge. Mu Guiying added some corn crispy rice to the bowl and ate it with gusto. She even planned to make some other flavors of crispy rice to honor her empress.
Li Yu reminded:
"Be careful not to get burned. Ask me if you don't understand anything. Don't fiddle with it yourself."
"Don't worry, sir, there will be no problem."
After breakfast, Mu Gui Ying rushed back happily with some condiments, intending to show Li Fengyang what it means to "be successful in the court and in the kitchen".
As soon as she left, Zishou brought two sets of chimes.
These chimes have just been made. They are golden and come in groups of five, which correspond to the five tones of Gong Shangjiao Zhengyu. In addition to the chimes and matching stands, there is also an exquisite hammer.
Li Yu grabbed the hammer and struck it, and the melodious music began to float, and the sound was particularly beautiful.
It’s a pity that the baby cicada is not here, otherwise we would have played a piece of Han music to feel the charm of ancient music.
I don’t know if Professor Zhou is proficient in it. If we have time, we can study it together.
The two sets of chimes are different in size. Zi Shou introduced:
“The smaller set has a standard sound, and the larger set has a deeper sound, with different striking parts. The voice that comes out is also different. The sir is omniscient and omnipotent and must know everything, so I won’t say anything more.”
Li Yu: "..."
I don't know. If you say a few more words, I can fool Professor Zhou.
Oh, if God can give me a chance to choose again, I will never pretend to be a god again.
For the sake of character development, Li Yu did not ask these details anymore, but asked about the situation over there:
"Have there been any different changes in the past few days?"
"Officials are more active in their work... Empress Yunxiao and Empress Bixiao also appeared, as if they were studying cooking methods. The students were worried that it would affect their practice and did not dare to ask more questions."
Practice is nothing. , just thinking about food.
However, Sanxiao has no connection with the human race. If you can establish a connection with the human world through cooking and have your own "Tao", from this aspect, it is really a spiritual practice.
In order to help Sanxiao practice, Li Yu specially downloaded a bunch of various cooking videos for the three of them, as well as some food books such as "Suiyuan Food List" and "Cooking Encyclopedia" to help them Improve your cooking skills.
If the outcome of becoming a god is reversed and Sanxiao and others follow Duobao into Buddhism, I wonder if they will become a new generation of Bodhisattvas and Buddhas.
The entire Buddhist sect can be renamed Jiemen.
"Except for Sanxiao, is there any movement from others?"
"Taoist Duobao came to Chaoge and planned to establish a branch of Jiejiao in the city and let Shi Tianjun Become a high-level worshiper and follow Master Kong Xuan to conquer the immortal cultivators and Qi refiners who harmed the human race."
Shi Tianjun is an inconspicuous little player in Jie Jiao, but the Ten Jue Formation they figured out successfully stopped them. After defeating Xiqi's army, even the Twelve Golden Immortals were helpless.
At this time, Ran Deng jumped out to increase his presence. Everyone thought he had some good plan, but it turned out that he had to use his life to fill it.
This method not only shocked the Twelve Golden Immortals, but also the Ten Heavenly Lords in the formation couldn't stand it, and desperately urged those who were sacrificed to leave.
Now find something for Shi Tianjun to do, and at the same time tie up the national destiny of the Shang Dynasty. I don’t know if I can avoid this disaster.
In order to increase everyone's motivation, Li Yu suggested:
"At that time, the merits of the immortal cultivators in the court can be written down, and the common people can visit them to increase their merits."< br>
In the world of gods, magic, supernatural powers, magic weapons, Taoism, etc. are all illusory. Only merit is the most important. People with merit can not only eliminate disasters and avoid disasters, but even turn disasters into good fortune.
Now, it is time for the immortal cultivators to feel the wonders of merit and then bow their noble heads to the human race.
Zi Shou respectfully clasped his fists and saluted:
"Students will go back and make arrangements... By the way, sir, Yuyi Immortal came to Chaoge City yesterday. As soon as he arrived, he transformed into his true form to scare the people. Although There is no malice, but the people are terrified.”
Is there such a thing?
Remembering the original work in which Ran Deng turned rosary beads into snacks to coax the Winged Immortal, Li Yu said:
"There is a box of snacks upstairs. You can take it back for him to eat later, and then tell him that there are a lot of them in the Nuwa Palace, so he can just go to the altar table and get them."
As for the old mother With such a greedy temper, this guy dares to steal snacks, it will definitely be fun to watch!
(End of this chapter)