Chapter 319 Cheng Yu’s actions are so perverted that even a pervert would feel perverted! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Pay attention to safety, don’t let Zhujiazhuang sneak attack.”
Last time Hujiazhuang moved, Zhujiazhuang and Liangshan carried out sneak attacks in tandem, and now Lijiazhuang has moved, Xie Yingdeng reduced Zhu Biao to a state of residual health again, and the opponent would most likely not give up.
Fortunately, Liangshan has too much time to take care of himself this time and will not come for a sneak attack. He only needs to be prepared for Zhujiazhuang.
Li Shimin handed Yue Fei a small crispy ice cream cone:
"Where's the gasoline? Did Mr. Xie use it?"
"Yes, one pot was used in the granary, and the other pot was used to control objects. It was sprinkled on the Zhujiazhuang Ancestral Hall. Now the fire is soaring into the sky, it should be able to burn A lot of houses and food were lost.”
Burn what you can’t take away. You can’t take advantage of Liangshan.
Yue Fei finished a small crispy cone and did not stay any longer. He brought some food to Xie Yingdeng, Sun Li, and Li Ying, and then hurriedly left and returned to the world in the book.
Lü Bu brought two roast chickens to Wei Xu, an elbow to Cao Xing, and five or six kilograms of braised beef. He planned to eat and drink with a few core personnel and make arrangements for Jiuyuan. After making arrangements, he officially entered the grassland, joined Zhang Liao's troops, and started this outing.
With two top strategists here, coupled with modern equipment such as drones, we should be able to achieve good results.
Remembering that Jiuyuan is a mixed area with both grassland and Han people, Li Yu explained:
"Don't let the Huns tip off the news and assemble large troops."
"Don't worry, dear brother. When we distributed food in the afternoon, we already made everyone swear in front of the statue of Zhang Tianshi that if we tip off the grassland people, they will die without a burial place."
Good guy, you No wonder it would expand business for Lao Zhang.
Many people would definitely die if they swore this time. Lu Bu was worried that it would affect the status of the empress, so he moved out of Zhang Daoling.
Anyway, Lao Zhang’s current status is not ordinary, so it is easy to take the oath.
Once the Huns near Jiuyuan want to inform, they will be punished by heaven. This is just the way to scare those with ulterior motives in the city.
You can't just give benefits, you should also deter. Now that every family has food, there is a high probability that the rogues in the city will cause trouble, and the thieves around will probably come to snatch them.
Lu Bu said:
"The city defense army has been replaced by our people, and two thousand people are left to provide support. We will try to clean up the thieves and grassroots bandits near Jiuyuan so that the people in our hometown can live a peaceful life."
After the food is distributed , many people in Jiuyuan enthusiastically signed up to join the army. Lu Bu and Xun You discussed and selected thousands of young people who were good at riding horses to take away, and left two thousand troops to protect the safety of Jiuyuan.
Those who have not joined the army can be transformed into warriors by being put on the grassland for a round of experience, while the veterans who stay in Jiuyuan can accumulate experience in urban security and prepare for future transformation. .
With the expansion of territory, the demand for grassroots officials is huge, and literate veterans in the military are a good choice.
After the Central Plains is pacified, it will even be necessary to establish a police force specifically responsible for urban security to thoroughly improve the public security environment for the people and pave the way for the implementation of compulsory education in the future.
After several days of running around, Lu Bu finally caught up with Zhang Liao and others.
After the two sides met, several nearby tribes enthusiastically sent a thousand sheep, set up bonfires, and took the initiative to "sing and dance". Lu Bu asked them face to face to break away from the belief in Changshengtian, and these people did not refuse at all. , focusing on a docile and obedient person.
The flying general who gained fame on the grassland back then has returned, and many tribes are trembling.
Near Bingzhou Grassland, Lu Bu's reputation is no less than Ma Chao in the eyes of the Qiang people. Many people regard Lu Bu as a god-like existence.
This time with a large army, these prairie people with sharp eyes can see clearly.
Immortality is too far away, but the iron hooves of the big man have already stepped on them. Their only choice is to obey, otherwise they will be like the previous tribes that disappeared, and the whole clan will become part of the Cheng family's art.
Lu Bu didn't talk nonsense to them. He promised that after joining the Han Dynasty, they would have equal status. By the way, he would open a market near Jiuyuan to facilitate transactions between the two parties.
Everyone who goes to the market to do business is protected by the Han government and the army. It is prohibited to pass off inferior products as good ones, and it is prohibited to defraud and abduct. Once discovered, whether they are grassland people or Han people, they will be dealt with according to law.
What the people here on the grassland have to do is to change their beliefs, abandon the Xiongnu writing, learn Chinese characters instead, and accept the restraint and discipline of Han officials.
Of course, there will be a lot of friction during the specific implementation process, but as long as the grassland people do not make mistakes in principle, Lu Bu can turn a blind eye.
Anyway, as long as their thoughts are shaken, Zhang Daoling can carry out targeted killings without causing any adverse effects.
When the oath can be fulfilled, everyone will put away their little thoughts and will not mess around again.
Well, if Sima Yi becomes an official later, let him kneel in front of the statue of the empress and swear a poisonous oath. If he has a wrong idea, he will add some achievements to the empress.
The Oath of Luoshui completely destroyed the trust between people. Later emperors had no choice but to kill people constantly if they wanted to stabilize their status.
Now that there is a chance to reverse things, it is natural to change things.
"My dear brother, this is the golden sword presented by the leader of the Xiongnu tribe. I give it to you."
Lü Bu took out a scimitar inlaid with many precious stones from his arms and handed it to Li Yu, then took it from the basin Riti slipped up a big bone and started showing off with his mouth.
Li Yu took it in his hand and said with a smile:
“I wonder if I can be a prince-in-law with a golden sword with this sword.”
Just after he finished speaking, He was pinched by Professor Zhou next to him.
He quickly handed over the knife, fearing that someone would continue to twist it.
"This knife is indeed very beautiful...it even has a Xiongnu inscription. It should fetch a good price if sent to the auction house."
Zhou Ruotong put on his gloves and pulled out the scimitar. , look at it carefully, the more you look at it, the more beautiful it becomes.
It is indeed a treasure presented by the tribal leader, just like a work of art.
Li Shimin recalled the recent history he learned and said:
"It is said that the Huns are very stubborn and will not change their faith until death. Unexpectedly, here in Marquis Wen, they are as docile as sheep."
Lü Bu laughed:
"Mainly because of Cheng The way that guy Yu pursues art is even perverted. The Huns are not stupid, so they naturally know that the situation is stronger than the people. "
In the past, whenever the Han Dynasty was strong, the Huns would surrender. Slowly develop power secretly.
Now they most likely still have this idea, but they can't make any small moves. After all, swearing is equivalent to registering with Zhang Daoling and the empress.
Any violation of the oath will trigger divine punishment.
After being triggered many times, these prairie people naturally know how to choose.
Marquis Wen's policy towards foreigners is worth learning from... Li Shimin grabbed the ribs and dipped them in the light soy sauce, took a big bite, and then asked:
"Marquis Wen plans to Let the Huns join the cavalry force? "
"I won't consider it for the time being, but I will recruit a group of servants. If they perform well in the future, they will be incorporated into the regular army, with military pay and family pensions, just like the Han people. The treatment is exactly the same.”
As long as the Huns are willing to join in, Lu Bu is still happy to provide opportunities.
After all, compared to the foreign races further away, these Southern Huns, who had countless interactions with the Han people, were easier to transform, and they were also natural cavalry.
However, we still have to fight during this period. They must be subdued and frightened in order to implement the Han policy.
With Xun You and Cheng Yu here, they naturally know how to grasp the balance.
Cheng Yu won the reputation of Demon King Cheng on the grassland because he liked to set up temples. It is said that when the Hun children cried, they would stop crying immediately if they shouted that Demon King Cheng is here.
"Tell Lao Cheng, don't go too far. Your Majesty is watching."
Li Yusheng was afraid that Cheng Yu would go from one extreme to another, so he quickly reminded Lu Bu to watch this guy, he is too good at playing. Condemned by God.
Lu Bu put down a clean fan bone and said:
"Don't worry, dear brother, Mr. Zhongde knows what to do. It's just his first time to participate in a foreign war, so he is a little excited. That’s all, but he was still very calm when making plans.”
After talking about the trends in the Three Kingdoms world, Lu Bu asked about Water Margin and Yue World:
"Have Pengju and the others returned to Qilin Village?"
Li Yu used chopsticks to poke out the bone marrow, sucked it and ate it:
"Not yet, but they have already followed Yide's cavalry. When it happened, Zhu Biao wailed at home for two days, and finally chose to commit suicide, ending his short life. "
One eye was blinded, and his thigh was pierced by a sharp arrow. Even if he could save this kind of injury. Will be disabled.
Forget about riding horses or anything like that. There is a high probability that he will have to deal with wheelchairs for the rest of his life. Zhu Biao is so young that he naturally cannot bear this kind of torture.
What's more, there are no qualified doctors in Zhujiazhuang, and there are no strong painkillers. He couldn't bear it and could only collapse and die.
This is what happens when Shan Xiongxin is intercepted for no reason.
When Lao Dan was alone, he might not be able to take revenge, but now that Lao Dan’s younger brother has gone to the book world, he naturally has to help the boss regain his position.
Lu Bu said with envy:
"I had known that I would let Xie Yingden go to our world of the Three Kingdoms. With such a brother to protect me, I won't be afraid even if I meet the Greek gods in the future."
Mu Guiying, who had been addicted to eating meat and couldn't free up her mouth, muttered:
"There is no need to be afraid if there is no Xie Yingdeng. No matter how the Western gods jump around, the master can turn them into ashes. Maybe Taoist Master Lu will still be able to turn them into ashes." Will you make a biological battery based on Western gods?" Hearing Mu Guiying mention Lu Yue, Li Yu asked:
"Is there another party in the Queen's Cave?"
< br>"Well, but I don't know who it is specifically. Master doesn't let me participate, not even as an observer, for fear that I will take the credit."
Is that because you're afraid that you'll take the credit?
Li Shimin thought about Mu Guiying's big mouth and felt that the empress was right not to let her participate, otherwise this girl would be known to everyone in a short time.
After eating and drinking, Lu Bu took away all the remaining big bones and went to have dinner with Zhang Liao, Cheng Yu and others.
Li Yu wiped his hands, looked at Zhou Ruotong and asked:
"Have you eaten enough, wife?"
"I'm full. If I eat like this, I will get fat sooner or later."
The food in the world of the book is relatively poor, and he has recently been on an expedition to the grasslands, so Li Yu arranged for stewed big bones and other delicacies, which were prepared in time. Replenish physical energy for Lu Bu and the others.
"Don't worry, you will definitely not gain weight if you exercise so much."
Leaving the restaurant, Mu Guiying looked around at the guests having dinner and asked with some confusion :
“Sir, why hasn’t that big bearded man come to dinner recently?”
"I bought a new car, and I was busy kissing my girlfriend. I haven't had a meal here for many days."
Zhao Dahu is living a very leisurely life now, forging iron in Longwang Village during the day, and occasionally broadcasting live broadcasts On the market, we learned about forging knives, closed the shop on time in the evening, and drove Wen Jing to the city for a date.
Watching movies, playing escape rooms, catching dolls, eating Western food, whatever young lovers do, these two masters of theory have tried it all.
Now the two are getting more and more sticky, and they even regret their decision to get engaged at the end of the year.
Hearing the word engagement, Mu Guiying asked gossiping:
"Sir, when will you and Sister Zhou get engaged? We are still waiting for the engagement banquet."
Li Yu shrugged:
"It depends on your opinion, Sister Zhou. I am always ready to entrust the rest of my life to her, it just depends on when she scans the code to receive it."
Zhou Ruotong said while eating the fruit plate brought by Li Shimin:
"This time. After wishing my grandma a birthday, if the family has no objection, we will get engaged.”
Upon hearing this, Li Yu hurriedly asked:
"What if you have any objections? Are you going to leave me?"
Zhou Ruotong inserted a grape with a toothpick Feed it into this guy's mouth:
"If there is any objection, we will continue to be engaged. I made this decision not to ask for their opinions, but to issue a notice... If the family understands, we will have a fun meal together. , If you don’t understand, let’s prepare a big table of food to celebrate.”
Anyway, I have been appointed as my daughter-in-law by the empress, and I have also met Li Yu’s parents. After returning this time, I will let Li Yu, who is proficient in the Book of Changes, The old man checked the auspicious zodiac and made preparations for the engagement.
The engagement banquet will be held in the capital at that time, saving the elders in the family from traveling back and forth.
We will hold another one when we return to Yinzhou, specially inviting Lu Bu and other characters in the book, so that we can have some fun and avoid being disturbed by outsiders.
Li Yu naturally has no objection to Zhou Ruotong's arrangement:
"Just tell me how much money you need to pay, we are not stingy people."
Bring some cultural relics then. When they go to the capital, each of the elders of the Zhou family will be given one piece each, and cultural relics will be used in advance to turn the elders into their own. If the relatives of the Zhou family are picky, they don't need Li Yu to open his mouth. The four kind and kind brothers can handle it.
After hearing Li Yu’s thoughts, Zhou Ruotong chuckled and said:
“Be careful, my dad, they will treat you as a cultural relic dealer and send you to the police station. They hate dealers who sell cultural relics the most, especially those who sell cultural relics abroad. "
After eating the fruit, Zhou Ruotong was ready to go back. He has been busy recently and planned to take a bath and rest early.
Li Yu walked her to the door and asked seriously:
"Do you need me to rub your back?"
Professor Zhou was immediately amused:
"The abacus beads made my face look bad...be good and don't lead them to play games!"
"Don't worry, wife, it won't happen!"< br>
After Zhou Ruotong left, Li Yu, Mu Guiying and Li Shimin came to the study room. They sat in front of the TV and played games for a while, and then started working on their own.
Li Shimin wanted to study, Li Yu looked up various information, and even Mu Guiying read the stories of the world in the book.
When it was almost ten o'clock, Mu Guiying, who had fallen asleep on the sofa at some point, suddenly sat up, looked at the time, and pulled on her slippers and came to Li Yu:
"Sir, tonight Do you have a midnight snack?”
“Are you hungry?”
“A little bit.”
Li Yu looked at Li Shimin:
"Are you hungry?"
Xiao Shimin originally wanted to say "not hungry", but when he saw the look in Mu Guiying's eyes, he wisely said "hungry".
The three of them came to the kitchen and started making food.
Li Yu took out the leftover rice from the afternoon, beat a few eggs, cut some ham into cubes, and made a pot of delicious and tempting egg fried rice.
Just as he was about to start eating, Yue Fei walked in:
"We have successfully arrived at Qilin Village. The emperor appointed Li Ying and Jiang Jing to be in charge of money and food, and Du Xing, the grimace, joined the intelligence department. Next, we will recruit troops, focus on development, and prepare for the attack on Hebei!"
Du Xing Among the three villages in Longgang, Qilin Village obtained all the resources of Hujiazhuang and Lijiazhuang. They also stole dozens of carts of grain from Zhujiazhuang and killed Zhu Biao, the third son of Zhujiazhuang.
Li Shimin served Yue Fei a bowl of fried rice:
"Didn't Luan Tingyu, the teacher at Zhujiazhuang, join Qilin Village?"
Yue Fei shook his head:
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"He wanted to join, but the old lady of Zhujiazhuang knelt down and begged him to stay and help. Luan Tingyu had no choice but to choose to stay in the village."
So...will this guy join Liangshan in the future? ?
I feel like this is Jiutian Xuannv who is causing trouble. You have to be careful and don't drag all the masters to the mountain.
The main goal of Qilin Village is to deal with foreign tribes such as Dajin, Daliao, Xixia, and Mongolia. It is not to break up with Liangshan. If Jiutian Xuannv has always been so ignorant of promotion, then Liangshan must be pacified first. , lest Liangshan's troops make a surprise attack when they turn back to fight.
Li Yu brought a plate of braised pork and a plate of peanuts and cucumbers:
"Is there any new trend over there in Liangshan?"
Yue Fei took a bite of beef tendon and said:
"The people of Liangshan huddled in the water, and the imperial navy prepared to conquer, but they were hit by Liangshan. The navy ambush almost surrounded and annihilated them. Fortunately, Ruan Xiaoqi rowed the boat and led the officers and soldiers out of the encirclement. "
Damn, he is indeed a man in a square-glazed dragon robe, so rebellious!
Li Shimin asked with great interest:
"Can Song Jiang tolerate this kind of thing? He won't secretly frame Ruan Xiaoqi, right?"
"It is said that Song Jiang has always had a dark face. Zhang Shun, Zhang Heng and others were furious and wanted to fight Ruan Xiaoqi desperately. He was stopped by Song Jiang, but the old and new factions in Liangshan will fight sooner or later. "
Judging from this situation, San Ruan is probably going to be framed.
The two brothers Zhang Heng and Zhang Shun are gangsters who seek wealth and murder in the Xunyang River. Mu Hong and Mu Chun are the tyrants in Jieyang Town. They are both bullies who lick blood from their swords.
San Ruan is an honest fisherman.
When Wang Lun was in charge of the Liangshan Bo family, he had no masters under his command. However, Wang Lun ordered that fishermen not come to Liang Shan Bo to fish, so San Ruan really didn't go.
In this case, San Ruan, no matter how cunning or clever he is, is no match for Zhang Heng and others.
If this continues, San Ruan might actually be killed by the people of Liangshan. Then Song Jiang will cry and blame himself, and the story will basically be over.
Thinking of this, Li Yu said:
"We have to find a way to inform the three Ruan brothers. Even if they don't leave Liangshan, they should be more cautious."
Although he has gone to Liangshan, he still has to fight for it. This is also a way to weaken Liangshan. At the same time, Sanruan's departure from Liangshan can also publicize Song Jiang's conspiracy to evade Chao Gai, further damaging Song Jiang's reputation.
The enemy will occupy the high ground of public opinion if you don’t occupy it.
Now that there is an opportunity to reveal the true face of Timely Rain Song Jiang, the B&B naturally has to add fuel to the fire!
Yue Fei thought for a moment, raised his hand to Li Yu and said:
"When the student returns, he will fly to Liangshan with Taoist Gongsun, secretly find San Ruan, explain the interests, and ask them about their future plans. ...What do you think, sir?”
(End of this chapter)