Chapter 320 Ruan Xiaoqi: I want to learn how to roast chicken! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“You can go find San Ruan and talk to their brothers.”
After Li Yu finished speaking, he pointed to the two boxes of liquor in the corner:
"Bring two boxes of Yanghe when you go, and let Gongsun Sheng have a heart-to-heart talk with them. They are all a small team that deceived Yang Zhi in Huangnigang Pit. They should have a lot of intimate words."
< br>The seven people who were so high-spirited back then have now become like this.
Chao Gai became a fisherman, Gongsun Sheng joined Qilin Village, the three brothers saw through Song Jiang's hypocrisy and ruthlessness, and Wu Yong and Song Jiang wore the same pants.
As for Liu Tang, he followed Song Jiang like a fool.
As a fellow bandit, Mu Guiying still sympathized with Chao Gai:
“Sir, if Song Jiang had not gone to Liangshan, would Chao Gai have been able to lead the heroes to become bigger and stronger? ?”
Li Yu smiled and shook his head:
"No, Chao Gai's leadership and political skills are very weak, and he is not suitable to be the boss at all. In fact, he was the one who caused Song Jiang's harm... He was so good that he had to send a letter of thanks, and even sent Liu Tang, who had the most obvious physical features. If Song Jiang hadn't felt that Liu Tang was behaving strangely and inquired about it privately, Liu Tang might have been arrested by the government at that time. "
After Wang Lun was eliminated, Chao Gai took office as the lord of Liangshan, but he neither In terms of pioneering and innovation, he has not made any substantial changes. He is still following Wang Lun's old path. At best, he has added the requirement of daily physical exertion.
I feel that if Chao Gai became a fitness coach, his business would be very prosperous.
Yue Fei had studied the leaders of Liangshan quite deeply. He took a mouthful of fried rice and said:
“It can be seen from the seizure of the birthday card that Chao Gai has no leadership ability and no No matter how flexible you are, if you use a fake name but don’t disguise yourself, you will be recognized; if you use Bai Sheng, you will lose money due to gambling.”
When Mu Guiying, a professional bandit, heard this, he immediately muttered:
"All the minions under me know how to disguise themselves and change their names. He actually didn't even know this and still wanted to rob. No wonder he was caught." ”
He kept saying that he wanted to rob Tian Xingdao of ill-gotten wealth. After he got it, he did not distribute it to the people, but instead affected many people.
One hundred thousand gold and silver is sitting in Liangshan and sitting on nothing without any long-term plan. Such a boss is really unqualified.
Although Song Jiang is not authentic, after this old boy became the lord of Liangshan, he first replaced the Juyi Hall with the Zhongyi Hall, and also banned the Sifang Restaurant from robbing merchants. Instead, he continued to help passers-by. Liangshan’s reputation was so great It's getting better little by little.
According to Chao Gai's method of disaster, even if Liangshan becomes bigger and stronger, it will still be completely unpopular with the people, let alone doing justice for heaven, and may even attract divine punishment.
After the midnight snack, Yue Fei carried two boxes of wine and a bag of braised pork back, preparing to fly Gongsun Sheng to Liangshan.
Mu Guiying asked:
"Will Sanruan join Qilin Village?"
Xiao Shimin analyzed with his hands behind his back:
"No, at least not for now. There is a high probability that they will return to Shijie Village, or wander in the waters of Liangshanbo. They will leave Liangshan first, and then contact Qilin Village when they have the opportunity."
Mu Gui Ying was a little puzzled:
"So troublesome? Are we giving them too much face?"
"It has nothing to do with face. It's because they look too mean to join Qilin Village directly and will be punished. They are despised by the moral principles of the world, but with Gongsun Sheng’s relationship, San Ruan will naturally come over when they are needed.”
Li Shimin drank the jasmine honey tea in his hand and continued:< br>
"Sir, as you said just now, remind San Ruan that he came first to weaken Liangshan, and secondly to prevent them from dying inexplicably. Now that there is no water war in Qilin Village, there is no need for the leader of the water army, and he will not be able to play any role if he comes. , it’s better to form a good relationship. If they are used in the future, it’s not a matter of Uncle Liu Huang’s words.”
San Ruan directly joined Qilin Village. It was these three brothers whose reputations were damaged in the world, but If he just left Liangshan, it would be Song Jiang who chilled the hearts of his brothers.
Mu Guiying heard this with half-understanding:
"It's so troublesome. It would be great to just start killing. You men are really not happy at all."
Li Shimin: "... ”
My sister, not all bandits have empresses as their backers.
However, it should be said that Mu Guiying was not taken care of by the empress when she was a bandit. The main reason why Muke Village has stood still for so many years is that she has quick eyesight, can skate and kneel at the speed of light when encountering a master, and is very obedient. Smashing them out in baskets, such bandits can naturally survive for a long time.
After Li Yu finished cleaning up the kitchen, the three of them went upstairs.
Mu Guiying patted her flat belly and said:
"I feel decadent after eating and drinking every day. Tomorrow I am going to ride a motorcycle and patrol the territory of Muke Village. By the way, let’s confirm the location of Muke City.”
In ancient society, if you wanted to build a city, you had to dig a river first, and burn the excavated soil into bricks. All kinds of building materials were transported in through waterways. When the city was built, the dug river also became a moat.
Now that Mu Guiying wants to build Muke City, he must follow this point. Fortunately, now that he has excavators, he can even transfer excavators from other worlds if necessary.
Materials such as bricks and stones can also be transported from Muke Village to Muke City through waterways.
The city Mu Guiying wants to build is mainly made of steel concrete. In addition to its military role, it also has flood control, disaster prevention and other functions. The city walls can also run balancing cars and scenic commuter cars, which are fully functional.
Such a high standard has allowed the amount of work in Muke City to reach astronomical figures, and can even be said to be the project of the century.
However, if it can be repaired, Muke City will be the strongest and most difficult to break through in the book world. If you put artillery and flamethrowers on the city wall, it will be even more invincible.
If you want to build Muke City, you must first build a medium-sized hydropower station and set up a cement factory, and then you can continuously supply cement.
As for the steel bars, this can be purchased from the real world for the time being.
Many steel mills are trying to hide their output, and B&Bs secretly help them digest some of it. Isn't this the best of both worlds?
Mu Guiying walked to the door of 201 and said to Li Yu:
"Don't call me tomorrow morning. I'm going to sleep in and go back."
Li Yu was speechless:
"Are you addicted to mobile games again?"
"No, no, I'm just watching some short videos. Good night, sir, and good night, little Taizong!"
After the girl returned to the room, Li Shimin sighed like a young adult:
"I can't even imagine how terrifying it would be for the eldest sister to turn into Marshal Mu in the future. After all, there was Chai Shao in the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties. If she goes to Muke Village, she won't become an old girl who can't get married, right?"
Li Yu flicked him on the head:
“Stop worrying about these things, go to bed quickly, and run with me tomorrow morning.”
“Yes, sir!”
Back in the room, Li Yu washed up and chatted with Professor Zhou and Baby Chan as usual.
"Sir, what should I do if I don't do well in the exam this time?"
"Then let's experience your sister Zhou's money-making ability. She has made arrangements anyway, so don't worry."
" Husband, you have to put away that golden sword. I checked the inscription on it just now. It seems to be a gift from the Chanyu of Qiangqu. It is very rare... I don’t know when Lu Bu will conquer the royal court of the Xiongnu. "
“Daughter-in-law, in the middle of the night, can we talk about some private topics that cannot be made public?”
Zhou Ruotong sent an emoticon of banging his head:
"Why are you so full of unhealthy thoughts? Stop being lascivious!"
"You are too beautiful, I can't stop you~~~"
During a busy two-line chat , Mu Guiying came over to join in the fun again:
"Sir, sister Zhou just shared a group chat with me, called a loving family, do I want to join?"
"Join in Well, no one is talking in the group anyway.”
Soon, the original world of three people became a family of four. Mu Guiying, who was laughing and joking, joined the group chat. When she found that there were only four members in the group, the girl generously handed out a red envelope worth 100 yuan.
Diao Chan had the fastest hand and clicked it immediately, getting forty-six yuan, Zhou Ruotong got thirty-two yuan and eighty-seven cents, Mu Guiying got twenty-one yuan and twenty-seven cents, and only Li Yu got it. Eye-catching 0.01 yuan.
“Hahaha, sir, you are so unlucky, it’s your turn to post!”
Mu Guiying thought it was very funny, and immediately asked Li Yu, who was the least lucky, to post another one.
Li Yu was not polite and gave him one hundred yuan.
The four of them fought for red envelopes for half an hour, and in the end, Li Yu lost more than 2,000 yuan.
“It’s eleven o’clock, go to bed quickly!”
I thought I could win with the blessing of the lucky cat, but in the end I failed miserably. As expected, women are tigers, even good luck The lucky cats all stayed away.
The next morning, Li Yu was still thinking about more than two thousand yuan when he went for a run.
After he came back, he went to the gym to practice five sets of squats and vented his anger on the fitness equipment.
When I went to a restaurant with Li Shimin to eat, I met Yue Fei.
"Sir, after leaving last night, Taoist Gongsun and I went to Liangshan and found the three brothers sleeping on the boat in a reed swamp."
Sleeping on the boat. Great awakening?
These three guys really know how to enjoy themselves.
Think about that scene, the dense reeds, the fresh air, lying on the sparkling boat and falling asleep. This is simply a scene that only exists in dreams.
Li Yu filled a bowl of spicy soup with a few fried dough sticks and took it to the small private room, ready to listen to the whole process of Yue Fei and Gongsun Sheng's meeting with San Ruan.
Soon, Yue Fei and Li Shimin also followed. Yue Fei took a bite of the fried dough sticks and was about to start talking when Mu Guiying came over with rice in hand, wanting to hear the excitement.
"Taoist Gongsun and I landed on the bow of the boat, which shocked the three brothers. They found that we had brought wine and food, and the three brothers gathered around us again, while Ruan Xiaoqi ate Roast chicken, while asking if Mr. made it himself."
This guy is quite clever.
However, Chao Gai had already sent him an offer, so it was normal for them to know that the B&B existed.
Li Shimin was more concerned about the choices of the three brothers:
"What are their plans next?"
"The three brothers originally wanted to stay in Liangshanbo and fight with Song Jiang. I can’t let him go as he pleases, but after listening to the analysis by Daoist Gongsun and I, Ruan Xiaoer feels that there is no need to spend so much time and plans to go back to support his mother.”
It’s exactly what Li Shimin guessed, even if they don’t care about Qilin. Although the village is full of goodwill, he will not join immediately.
Mu Guiying broke off the fried dough sticks and dipped them into the spicy soup, and said:
"Little Taizong guessed it right, they are really going to leave."
Li Yu asked:< br>
"What are Xiao Wu and Xiao Qi's plans? Are they ready to leave?"
Yue Fei put down the fried dough sticks and said while peeling the tea eggs:
"Ruan Xiaowu is also preparing to leave Liangshan. He will no longer gamble. He plans to come to Liangshan every few days to catch some big fish and then sell them in the market."
At this point, Xiao Yuefei slapped his head, Suddenly thought:
"Xiao Qi wants to learn how to cook chicken from you, and plans to open a chicken shop in the village. He also said that he will share the profits with you when the business is good. All he needs to do is have food."
As expected of the leader of Liangshan who survived to the end, his mind is more lively.
Building a relationship with the B&B by learning how to roast chicken, once you come and go, you become one of your own.
Li Yu took the soaked dough sticks and ate them into his mouth, then asked:
"They are being wanted. Aren't they afraid of being put in jail when they return to Shijie Village?"
" The three Ruan brothers have no plans to return to Shijie Village, but are planning to take their mother to live on the other side of the Liangshan River. No one knows them in the village, so there is no need to worry about being reported."
It is estimated that the three brothers have already found a way out. , went to live by the Liangshan moor. The people from Liangshan came to find trouble, so they left along the dry road. When the government came to arrest him, they rowed into the depths of the moor.
You can advance, attack, retreat or defend, it's perfect.
Mu Guiying praised:
“These three little water thieves have quite some ideas, and this is all you talked about?”
Yue Fei shook his head:
“Of course No, in fact, before it was my turn to say much, the three brothers asked about the situation of Qilin Village. "
To them, Qilin Village is a mysterious existence. .
At first it was the fine wine there that attracted me, but since I tasted it for the first time, I can’t help but drool every time I think about it.
Then they learned that Lin Chong’s master had settled there. The three brothers thought that Lin Chong would follow him, and even made plans to get close to him and ask for a drink.
Unexpectedly, Lin Chong not only did not leave, but also made the relationship very tense.
Later on, there were all kinds of conflicts, especially when Yue Fei went to Liangshan. Li Kui said he was a brat and did not treat Yue Fei as a guest at all. Chao Gai and Song Jiang actually did not say anything to stop him.
At this time, San Ruan already felt that something was wrong. This beautiful child came all the way, but Lin Chong and Liang Shan did not treat guests at all.
No matter what, they represent the sect of Qilin Village, and they allow Li Kui to provoke him.
After Yue Fei knocked Li Kui down a few times, Lin Chong's face was full of displeasure. Song Jiang also completely ignored Yue Fei and only expressed greetings to Li Kui, for fear that he would do something bad after falling.
This scene made San Ruan very chilled, and he felt more and more that Liangshanbo was not the copycat life he wanted.
This is how you treat your junior brother when he comes over, right?
If this continues, who will dare to take their family members to the mountain?
Yue Fei went down the mountain and beat Zhu Gui until his face was covered with blood. After hearing this, Sanruan, instead of condemning him like others, felt very relieved.
While Zhang Fei and the others ran over to avenge Shan Xiongxin, Sanruan also saw how powerful Qilin Village was.
They not only have cavalry, but also heavy cavalry. If they charge, Liangshan's minions will be wiped out by the opponent immediately.
That day, Liangshan suffered a complete defeat. Not only did they lose several leaders, they also lost their energy.
For the first time, San Ruan saw Song Jiang blatantly cross Chao Gai's command, and then push the four leaders from Huangmen Mountain out in exchange for a chance to survive.
They keep saying that brothers are like brothers, but their actions show no sign of brotherhood at all.
Today they can send out the four generals of Huangmen Mountain. Tomorrow the stakes will be high, so they may not know who they will send out.
When he thought about having to work hard for such a person in the future, Sanruan became a little uninterested.
Chao Gai and Lin Chong were equally decadent. One of them was scolded bloody by Zhang Fei, and the other was so angry at Song Jiang's actions that he didn't know what to say.
In short, the Liangshan elders are dead.
Two days ago, the government troops rowed large boats to attack Liangshan. The three brothers did nothing but help the government troops escape from the encirclement.
They were just trying to relieve themselves, but after hearing Yue Fei and Gongsun Sheng’s analysis, they realized that they might be in trouble.
This was just like Ruan Xiaoqi running around wearing a square-la dragon robe later. She just felt happy and didn't think about the consequences at all.
However, it was he who was dismissed from office by the imperial court and did not serve as an official. Instead, he saved his life.
If you really take up an official position, there is a high probability that you will be poisoned by poisonous wine and thrown into a smelly ditch, ending this short and confused life.
Li Yu said:
“When Sun Facai said he would open a roast chicken restaurant, I saved some procedures and ingredient lists for making roast chicken. Since Xiao Qi wants to try it, let’s give him a copy later. Let’s see. Can he follow suit and make it?"
Yue Fei took a bite of the tea egg and said:
"Okay, when we get the information, Taoist Gongsun and I will make another trip. ”
After breakfast, Mu Guiying arrogantly opened WeChat and checked her balance:
"I robbed more than 600 yuan. How come you are so lucky, sir? I can hardly stand it anymore."
Li Yu: "..."
I just robbed last night. It's the happiest thing, and it's still here to show off.
Mu Guiying happily went back to show off to Li Fengyang with a box of Kirin watermelons in her arms.
Yue Fei recorded the various processes of making roast chicken, got a new mobile phone, copied some video materials of making roast chicken, and prepared to give it to Ruan Xiaoqi for him to study carefully.
When Yue Fei left, Li Shimin sighed:
"Three Ruan people knew how to leave Liangshan, but Lin Chong stayed there. He is really a sad and deplorable character."
Li Yu took the A test paper was handed to him:
"Stop lamenting other people's fate, write out this paper first... By the way, Brother Qin will take his family to Fengming Village after a while, and he will take the test paper in advance. The house is ready so that they won’t have a place to live when they come.”
“Don’t worry, sir, we have already started preparing it years ago.”
After Li Shimin finished writing the paper, he had lunch with Li Yu, then came to the warehouse, wrapped himself into a small rice dumpling again, and returned to the world of the Sui and Tang Dynasties.
Li Yu had nothing to do. He was about to drive around the city and buy an ice drink to visit Professor Zhou. Mu Guiying hurriedly came to the real world on a motorcycle and saw Li Yu. Za Za Hu Hu said:
"Hurry, hurry, hurry, master asked you to quickly prepare a table of dishes to entertain Queen Mother Tu. He also asked you to use all your skills. She wants to show off her son."< br>
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
He is a saint after all. How can he be the same as the parents in the real world who love to show off their children?
I’ll go to the Q&A website later and ask a question:
[What’s it like to have a mom who loves to show off? 】
But complaints are complaints, Li Yu still went to the kitchen, first checked the available ingredients, then put on an apron, rolled up his sleeves, and started making a feast for Empress Houtu!
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