Chapter 404 Lu Bu’s version of drinking down the Dangyang Bridge! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Silly boy, you don’t understand the operation of heaven at all.”
The empress had nothing to do and told her precious son about the operation mechanism of heaven.
Although the gods have transcended the mortal world, they still have to consume divine power and avoid three disasters to survive in the heaven.
It's okay for the gods with believers, and they can enjoy the human offerings and the power of belief, but most of the nameless gods have no offerings to enjoy and can only wait for rewards.
The Peach Fair is a reward meeting.
Everyone eats flat peaches in order to replenish the consumed divine power, avoid disasters, and maintain status.
Peaches are limited, so they can only find ways to please the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.
Li Yu asked:
“Do those gods who have faith in the world also need to fawn over?”
"Yes, more than 90% of the telepathy power of their faith must be taken away from heaven, and the purity of the telepathy power is very important. There are many believers in Guan Yu, so Buddhism, Confucianism and Taoism all make him a god and share a cup of telepathy power."
Good guy, so to speak, Heaven is just a platform to force gods to sign overlord clauses.
The empress said:
"Don't worry about others. When the peach branches arrive, cultivate them quickly. If there is a chance, I will also plant the willow branches in the Guanyin Jade Vase. I’ll take it over to you. There’s no harm in cultivating these spiritual roots.”
For someone of your seniority, wouldn’t it be appropriate to grab Guanyin’s willow branches?
Li Yu's mind unconsciously flashed into film and television plots such as Hongxing's Thirteen Sisters, and not surprisingly, his old mother got mad:
"Son, are you itchy? "
"No, no, no, it's just out of curiosity, nothing else."
The Queen said:
"No matter how active Guanyin is, she will always be Tathagata's subordinate. , I just asked Duobao to bring her willow branches... Just go back if you have nothing to do, so as not to make me angry.”
Li Yu raised his hand and asked the last question:
"If "Journey to the West" is turned back and the images of Guanyin and Taoist Cihang overlap, will he become a man or a woman?"
The Taoist Cihang in Fengshen is obviously a man and has a beard.
The Guanyin Empress in Journey to the West is a woman. When she was cleaning up the Inspiration King, Guanyin didn't even wash up and appeared with bare arms and bare feet. The old pig couldn't help complaining about Bi Mawen's inability to do things.
Sun Wukong also complained that "you deserve to have no husband in your life", which proves that Guanyin is really a woman.
The empress said:
"Innate creatures are not divided into men and women. They will even adjust their appearance according to the beliefs of the world. The appearance comes from the heart. People think that Cihang who is born as a daughter is more considerate of the people, so he can be born as a daughter." The image appeared. ”
Let’s go, does the people’s telepathy still have this effect?
Then if I let the people in the book world publicize that Zhunti is the manifestation of Hongjun's shit, will he really become a shit?
“Boom!”
The empress was so impressed that she said:
“You must always respect the saint at all times!”
“I know mom, I’m going back first. I’m going to make Mipi’er today. There is a little bit of rice milk, so I won’t give it to you.”
“Come back here, you stinky boy!” Yu stepped out of the statue's induction and returned, and she immediately threw a divine thought into the world of gods:
"Yunxiao, come to my place later to eat rice cakes."
When Yunxiao, who was busy studying cooking, heard this, he immediately bowed respectfully:
"I will obey the law!"< br>
After saying that, she said to Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao:
"My queen, call me if you have something to do. You guys should be good at home. If you are bored, go help the people dredge the river and don't make trouble."
Qiong Xiao was holding a game controller to play King of Fighters with Bi Xiao. Hearing this, he said:
"Don't worry, sister, we will be obedient... Bixiao is such a coward, he actually sneaked up and kicked me!"
But after Yunxiao's figure disappeared, the two put down the game controller.
Bixiao asked in a low voice:
“Isn’t it appropriate for us to do this?”
"There's nothing inappropriate. I didn't enjoy the pig's head last time. Is it normal to grab another one now? Don't worry, little sister, my cooking skills are not inferior to those of my eldest sister. I can definitely make the pig's head delicious."
The brainless and unhappy pair quickly reached a consensus, turned into a golden light and escaped, looking for ingredients suitable for grilled pig heads.
The real world.
Although he said he would not give it to his old mother, when Mi Pier was finished, Li Yu asked Mu Guiying to give it to him as soon as possible.
Worried about not having enough food, he specially made two flavors: red oil rice crust and sesame sauce rice crust. Each flavor filled a small pot, and there were also several cured meat buns and a box Soda.
Since you want to eat, you naturally want to eat the whole meal.
"No wonder the master said that he has a filial and good son when he met God. My husband really has nothing to say to the master."
Mu Guiying muttered and planned to go to the empress. Help Li Yu find some good things.
The dust-repelling bead from last time was good. There are also other water-repelling beads, fire-repelling beads and the like. I got them all. Although they are useless in the real world, they look good.
The girl came back soon and placed five beautiful beads of different colors in front of Li Yu:
"Master is very stingy. He gave you so much food but didn't give you anything good. In front of Sister Yunxiao, I asked for the Five Elements Spirit Pearl for you. Praise me!"
Diao Chan on the side held it. He took a bite of the steamed bun with cured sauce and said:
“Isn’t it useless in the real world?”
Mu Guiying said with a smile:
“As long as it looks good, you can look back. Make it into a bracelet.”
Li Yu looked at the five shining spirit beads. Each one had a different color. They were indeed very beautiful and much stronger than the magical objects sold in the temple.
He touched it with his hands. The red fire spirit bead was slightly warm, the black water spirit bead felt moist, the cyan wood spirit bead seemed to contain vitality, and the khaki earth spirit bead had a heavy feel to it. The heaviness and the golden light of the Golden Lingzhu look precious.
It would look really good if it could be made into a bracelet.
Li Yu looked at it and saw that there were no holes on it, so he asked Mu Guiying:
"Is it troublesome to make the bracelet?"
Mu Guiying took a big bite of the pork bun with cured sauce and said happily:
"It's not troublesome, Zhang Daoling can make it... But if he does, five beads alone don't seem to be enough. I'll try again." Search around and try to find a few more beads."
Don't just grab them randomly... Li Yu said:
"I don't have the habit of wearing bracelets. You can do it, don’t be in a hurry.”
After lunch, Lu Bu came over from the Three Kingdoms World. He had successfully arrived in Shaanxi County and planned to transport the materials for building the bridge and build the last pontoon bridge before crossing over. Zhongtiao Mountain gave the officials of Hedong County a surprise.
Of course, before that, Dayang County must be captured first and all obstacles cleared.
Soon, the materials for building the floating bridge appeared on the edge of the Yellow River in the north of Shaanxi County. Song Xian was busy while showing off in front of Gao Shun:
“Assemble these boards together, and then After installing the buoyancy box, you can put it in the water and install it section by section. It is very convenient."
Gao Shun listened with interest and suggested to Lu Bu:
"Okay. Form a pontoon bridge force to build pontoon bridges for the army. ”
Lu Bu patted his head and said:
"I really forgot about this. There is indeed a pontoon bridge unit in the real world. Let's wait until later. In the future, we will also set up a pontoon bridge unit to open roads across mountains and build bridges over water. The army created all conditions for marching. "
The soldiers of Dayang City on the other side did not come out to harass, and the nearby river was relatively narrow, so the construction of the pontoon bridge was quickly completed.
Lu Bu drove the forklift into the real world, carried Fang Tian's painted halberd, and led the red rabbit horse back.
At this time, Gao Shun had already assembled his troops. Lu Bu led everyone across the Yellow River, and then took the lead to the foot of Dayang City. He raised the Fangtian painted halberd and shouted to the soldiers on the tower:
"I am Lu Bu, the hussar general of the court. Who dares to fight to the death with me?"
Before crossing the bridge, they agreed to fire two cannons into the city to shock them, but Lu Bu suddenly remembered Zhang Fei and shouted I couldn’t help but cosplay the famous scene at Dangyang Bridge.
Well, San'er has a loud voice and scolded Xia Houjie to death in three sentences. So if I scold him in three sentences until the whole city surrendered, it can be considered a kind of transcendence, right?
I'm sorry San'er, Abba can only miss you in this way.
Lu Bu was full of energy and had a loud voice. Although it was not as "loud as thunder" like Zhang Fei, his voice was still very loud, so that people in the city could hear it.
"Lü Feng is here first, who dares to fight to the death?"
Seeing the crowds of people on the city wall and the soldiers whispering to each other, Lu Bu hurriedly said another sentence.
The commotion on the city wall became more serious, and some soldiers even turned around and ran away.
Beside the pontoon, Song Xian looked at all this with envy. He felt that he should work hard to make progress in the future and become a powerful general in the future, so as not to be scolded every day:
"Except Handsome but good for nothing!”
Soon, Lu Bu took a deep breath and shouted for the third time:
"Fight and not fight, surrender and not surrender, but why?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, The city gate opened wide, and the guard general inside led a group of soldiers out, and actually surrendered to Lu Bu.
Gao Shun looked at this scene and said to the intelligence officer next to him:
"Send a report to Mr. Wenhe, General Hussars scolded him, and Dayang County surrendered! ”
Song Xian quickly added:
"This is a good omen!"
Well, I have to add this, the veterans in the court like to see it.
After successfully surrendering, Lu Bu asked about the situation in the city and arranged for Song Xian to lead the group to find Du Ji. Dayang City and Hebei County are on the same narrow strip of land on the north bank of the Yellow River. The distance is not too far, which is just enough for Song Xian to practice his ability to lead troops.
As for whether this group of surrendered soldiers would act randomly, Lu Bu was not worried.
Now that they are blocked at both ends, they can either jump into the Yellow River to feed the fish, or challenge the wall-like Zhongtiao Mountain, or else they must obey the arrangements.
As soon as Song Xian heard that he had arranged other tasks for himself, he said worriedly:
"General, without my protection, you have to protect yourself on the next journey."
Lu Bu: "..."
Are you the one who guarantees the title of co-author of the ceiling of our Three Kingdoms’ combat power?
He waved his hand:
"Come back as soon as you see Du Ji. I am too lazy to find another groom."
This time it is Song Xian emo's turn. I never thought that in the eyes of the general, I was just a horse feeder.
Before leaving, he gave Song Xian a set of walkie-talkies, two spare batteries, as well as headlamps, flashlights, compressed biscuits and other items. Then Lu Bu and Gao Shun entered Dayang City together.
Time is tight and the task is heavy. Let's quickly attack the big families in the city. After a night's rest, we will set off tomorrow morning.
Although Dayang City is located in a remote location, with the Yellow River just outside the door, there is a lot of money and food in the treasury. After Lu Bu entered, he immediately arranged for someone to send a batch to Zhong Yao in Luoyang.
Gao Shun began to be busy handling affairs in the city, while the soldiers trapped in the camp went deep into the homes of the people in twos and threes to ask if there were any unruly bullies in the city.
Lu Bu pulled out several exquisitely carved jade plates from the treasury and took them to the real world.
"Xian brother, I have captured Dayang City. This is the jade I found from the treasury. I will give it to you to collect."
Zhou Ruotong got off work early today. He saw these jade plates and carefully examined the patterns on them:
"The style of the Warring States Period. This jade plate has been around for hundreds of years?"
Things from the Han Dynasty are not rare, but the cultural relics of the Warring States Period preserved by the Han Dynasty people are a bit rare. The piece of jade that Lao Jia gave to Li Yu before was also from the Warring States Period.
Lao Jia raided several aristocratic families in Luoyang before he found one.
Unexpectedly, Dayang County’s treasury directly took out several pieces.
Li Yu sighed:
“This is the benefit of traffic congestion.”
Because there is little circulation, these items have been preserved from generation to generation.
If it were the place where the Fourth War occurred, even if there was such an item, it would have been lost in the war.
After sending the jade plate to the vault, Li Yu began to prepare dinner. Lu Bu had nothing to do and boasted about his great achievements in winning Dayang City with three drinks. Then he went shirtless and chatted with Yuwen Chengdu I tried some pull-ups.
The two felt that ordinary pull-ups were too easy, so each added a fifty kilogram weight to test their respective strength limits.
However, when Li Yu finished dinner, the two guys couldn't tell the winner, but they were sweating a lot.
Li Shimin on the side clasped his little hands behind his back and shook his head and commented:
"You are a reckless man, it is not enough..."
Before he finished speaking, Yuwen Chengdu raised him Put it on your shoulders:
"Little brat, are you afraid of being beaten when you talk like this?"
"Grandma Nuwa said, whoever dares to beat me will be the god of the latrine."
Yu Wen Chengdu : "..."
You are quite good at finding a backer.
He lifted Li Shimin and wiped the sweat from his body, then put the little guy on the ground:
"Your Majesty, I'm sure you don't mind me doing this."
Li Shimin opened his mouth, then went to change his clothes with a slumped face.
Wow, the big man has become shameless after staying in the real world for a while!
In the past, Yuwen Chengdu would never do this, but now, with more contact with everyone, he has become more and more cheerful and regards the B&B as his home.
In his eyes, Li Shimin was just a naughty younger brother.
Xiao Shimin changed into Astro Boy's short-sleeved suit and pulled on his flip-flops. He was just about to go to Li Yu's place to act cute and complain when Mu Guiying pinched his cheek:
< br>"Little Taizong, to what extent have your passes been repaired?"
"Your Majesty, Sister Mu, after we laid the foundation with concrete, we started laying stones. The cost of concrete is too high. That small pass It doesn’t need such a high construction level.”
Things like passes don’t need to be tall, as long as they are strong enough.
Now that we have cement, combined with Sui's wall-building technology, it will not be broken down in a short time.
In a few years, Fengming Village will definitely capture Taiyuan City, and even the surrounding cities will be included in it, and the passes in the back mountains will not need to be built so well.
Li Shimin said again:
"We are building a kiln for retorting coal. When the coke is made, we can support the Three Kingdoms world."
Mu Guiying patted it. His shoulder:
"Work hard, come on! Try to make coke before coal is popularized in the Three Kingdoms world."
With one sentence, Li Shimin was immediately discouraged.
He tried hard to export, but the discovery of the superficial coal mine in Chang'an suddenly wiped out the only advantage in the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties.
At this time, Li Yu walked out of the kitchen and said with a smile:
"Don't just think about this, just say what you need. It won't be too late to pay you back when you conquer the world."
When Mu Guiying saw Li Yu, she took out the Hermès bag that Zhou Ruotong gave her and took out a colorful bracelet with beads of various colors wrapped around a colorful string.
Li Yu was a little surprised:
"It's done so quickly?"
"Master stepped in, it's very simple to get these beads together."
After that, Mu Guiying introduced it as if she was offering a treasure:
“This translucent one that looks shrouded in mist is made by Sister Yunxiao by condensing the clouds from heaven and earth; these two pitted beads are from the bodhi tree. The seeds, Duobao, were taken from the first string of Buddha beads in Buddhism; the white one and the black one were sent by Laojun by Master Xuandu; there were also Jifu, Zhao Gongming, Zhen Yuanzi... Anyway, everyone gave one Stack beads.”
"Where's the rope?"
"The rope is made of Zhao Gongming's dragon-binding rope, Master's merit ivy, and Laojun's innate whisk. It can block the saint's blow."< br>
Li Yu: "..."
You plundered so many good things in my name, right?
We sent a lot of beads. Not only did I make one string for Li Yu, but I also made four more beads.
The empress gave one of the strings to Yunxiao, giving her an extra protective treasure. No matter how powerful it was, at least she could escape unscathed in front of the saint.
The remaining three strings were brought to the real world. Zhou Ruotong, Diao Chan, and Mu Guiying each had a string.
Li Yu put it on his wrist and said:
“Why do you suddenly feel like a middle-aged greasy man?”
You need to put a tea set on the table. With the words "Tiandao rewards those who work hard" hanging on the back, wouldn't he be a proper greasy little boss?
But if it's greasy, let's be greasy. This is a bunch of treasures put together and cannot be wasted.
Diao Chan happily took two photos and sent them to her circle of friends:
“Aren’t the bracelets given by the elders beautiful?”
Soon, the little girl’s classmates Asked about the price.
“Ha, this is a priceless treasure, you can’t buy it!”
Baby Cicada, who has always liked to evaluate, now has a treasure of immeasurable value for the first time.
Zhou Ruotong also wore it on his hand, but instead of taking a photo and posting it on WeChat Moments, he showed it to Gu Ying:
"This is a gift from my future mother-in-law, how do you like it?"
"It looks good. Do you have any extra? I want to buy a bunch."
"Don't think about it, there aren't any!"
"Tch, when I get to South Africa, I will buy a bunch of them locally immediately. They are more beautiful than yours."
Zhou Ruotong asked somewhat unexpectedly:
"Are you going to South Africa?"< br>
“Yes, my family said they wanted to buy some second-hand warship and transform it into a yacht. I went over to take a look, and then went to Shark Alley for some diving... Domestic diving is too unprofessional, and people often lift their masks. It’s so scary.”
While the two were chatting, they went to the world of gods. After returning with the newly obtained magic weapon, Yunxiao wanted to share the joy with his two sisters, only to find that the two troublemakers at home were missing.
She took a deep breath and was about to look for it when she suddenly realized that it was dark.
Looking up, I saw a big pig that covered the sky and sun, entangled by two clouds and transported to the sky above Chaoge City.
Yunxiao: "..."
I knew it would be bad if I left you two at home!
(End of this chapter)