Chapter 405 Bad news: King Zuo Xian ran away! Good news: Bao Chengyu is in his hands! [Asking for monthly tickets]
“Sister, you came just in time, we picked up a pig!”
Qiong Xiao’s eyelids were quick, and when he saw the frost on Yunxiao’s face, he immediately fell from the sky obediently Come down, the word "pick up" is deliberately emphasized.
After playing the game, I went out for a walk and happened to pick up a big fat pig. I took it home and used it as food. Is this reasonable?
The sudden appearance of the fat pig alarmed all the immortal cultivators in Chaoge City, and there were figures in the air.
Lu Yue seemed to be doing an experiment, still holding a beaker in his hand; Our Lady of Jinling looked deserted, calculating the origin of the pig; Our Lady of Turtle Spirit opened her mouth, obviously shocked by the size of the pig; even the one who was talking to Kong Xuan and Yuyi Xian Zhao Gongming, who was drinking, also flew to the sky with his "briefcase" to join in the fun.
Yunxiao glanced at Qiongxiao:
"Really picked it up? Why do I think you deliberately knocked out his body?"
This is half a city in the sky. The size of the wild boar obviously carries the aura of a cultivator, and there are many wounds on its body, including traces of gold scissors.
You can guess with your toes that these two gluttons must have wanted to eat grilled pig head, and then they had a different idea.
Yunxiao doesn't mind killing some animals and eating them, but they have to be smart.
This kind of animal has no concept of right and wrong. If it remains in the world, it will most likely harm the people and harm the human race. It is better to eat it, which will also eliminate the harm to the world.
But you cannot eat those that have opened your intelligence. These animals are actually like humans and can talk and communicate, and some can even take the form of humans.
Catching and killing rashly will contaminate the cause and effect.
Now that the gods are about to be crowned, everyone is desperately trying to cut off the karma on their bodies. Many of the masters of Jiejiao who died in the original work immediately escaped to the world after the restart. , just to avoid contamination with cause and effect.
These two stupid sisters are so good. Just for the sake of some food, they actually beat the immortal cultivator out of his body alive. Isn't this just looking for trouble?
Qiong Xiao lowered her head, flattened her mouth, pinched her ears with both hands, and said aggrievedly:
"I didn't eat enough last time. I'm sorry, sister, I got into trouble again." , just hit me.”
Yunxiao was very happy with this girl’s rogue behavior:
“Okay, okay, a person who is billions of years old is still pretending to be a little girl... …My queen just gave me a bracelet today. I didn’t expect you to cause such trouble. One peck and one drink, it’s all determined.”
After saying that, Yunxiao flew into the air, took off the bracelet from his white jade wrist, pinched the green wooden spirit bead with his fingers, faced the fat pig in the air, and said in his mouth:
"Here! ”
The Wood Lingzhu suddenly shot out a beam of green light, completely covering the entire pig.
The wound on the pig's body healed quickly, and then it woke up from the coma with a "ouch" and immediately transformed into a Buddha with a human body and a pig head.
The moment he turned into a human form, he opened his mouth to curse, and then he noticed that there were six or seven peak-level Da Luo around him. He immediately put away his curse words and saluted everyone:
"The little demon Zhu Zizhen pays his respects to all the great immortals. Please forgive me for any conflict."
Look, it is obvious that he is the victim, but he must apologize first, and his attitude must be as sincere as possible.
The law of the jungle is evident in the world of gods.
Fortunately, Yun Xiao was sensible, so she put the bracelet back on and said to Zhu Zizhen:
"My little sister is naughty and kidnapped fellow Taoist, please don't care about me..." You said your name is Zhu Zizhen? But you’re from Meishan?”
Unexpectedly, this female fairy was so sensible. Zhu Zizhen was so excited that he almost cried:
“The little demon is indeed from Meishan. He became brothers with several like-minded people and called himself the Seven Monsters of Meishan... I wonder how the immortal knew about the little demon?”
Hearing this, Wen Zhong, who felt that he was embarrassed to show up because he was younger, knew that it was time for him to show up.
He rode Mo Qilin and first bowed to his master, the Holy Mother Jin Ling and all his uncles and uncles, and then asked Zhu Zizhen:
"I wonder if you have ever heard of it? Merit? ”
Zhu Zizhen nodded and said:
"I heard that a few days ago, our brothers were still discussing how to obtain merit. I wonder if this immortal..."
Hearing Zhong, the chief HR of Dashang, immediately He introduced himself:
"I am the Grand Master of the current Dynasty, Wen Zhong, and I want the heroes of the world to help our king. If fellow Taoists are willing, Chao Ge is willing to send you merits and provide guidance on the way to practice Taoism. "
He briefly introduced the elders around him, and then said:
"The elders of the sect are not only the solid backing of Chaoge City, but they are also willing to give everyone guidance. If you need advice on major issues, Empress Nuwa can also come and answer your questions at any time... What do you think, do you want to join us?"
Zhu Zizhen picked his ears and couldn't believe it.
Today, he was sleeping in the mountains. Suddenly, two clouds floated over. They grabbed him and beat him severely until he showed his original shape. He thought he was going to die, but he was not only rescued but also beaten. , and even got the opportunity to serve as an official in the court.
Zhu Zizhen knelt down and bowed to everyone without saying a word:
“Little demon Zhu Zizhen, thank you all the immortals for giving me the destiny to seek immortality.”
After thanking him, he sincerely asked:
"Can the sworn brothers Xiaoyao join the court together as officials?"
Yun Xiao, who is familiar with "The Romance of the Gods" said:
"Yes, but Meishan is a long way away... Please ask Yuyi Xian and my brother to go with Zhu Daoyou and pick up everyone in Meishan."
She originally wanted Yuyi Xian to go alone, But considering that this guy is a bit unreliable, I'd better let the elder brother go.
Although the eldest brother is unreliable, as long as he doesn't encounter a saint, there is no problem in escaping.
Zhao Gongming held a plastic pot and said:
"No problem, Xiao Diao Diao, let's go, let's set off now."
Yi Yixian said speechlessly:< br>
“Can you please call Dapeng King? Xiao Diaodiao, this sounds like a curse.”
After all, he showed his true form, let Zhao Gongming and Zhu Zizhen sit on his back, and flew quickly towards Meishan.
I didn’t expect to be able to ride on Da Luo. Zhu Zi was so nervous that he even forgot to breathe. However, Zhao Gongming, who often hung out with the Winged Immortal, poured out a large bowl of white wine from a plastic pot and was about to drink it. After drinking it all, I thought that Zhu Zizhen was beside me, so I handed it over:
"Little fat pig, we are destined to meet each other, come and taste this fine wine."
"Thank you, fairy." Long reward!”
Over Chaoge City, Yunxiao saluted everyone, and asked Madonna Jin Ling and Madam Turtle Ling to have a facial mask session in the afternoon, and then pulled Bixiao back to the small courtyard.
The matter was perfectly resolved, and Qiong Xiao returned to her usual smiling appearance:
"Sister, what is the magic weapon on your wrist?"
"A bracelet given by the empress, It uses the Five Spiritual Beads as the core, integrates the Nine Palaces and Bagua Array, and supplements it with various innate spiritual objects. It took ten years to obtain it. It is very precious."
Bixiao came over to take a closer look:
< br>“Ten years? Didn’t you just leave for a few hours?”
Yunxiao explained patiently:
"My Lady's cave is a world of its own, and it can last for a hundred years... Guiying asked for a reward for her husband, but I didn't expect that My Lady would also prepare it for me. I was really touched. "
Qiong Xiao rolled her eyes:
"That Guiying... her husband is the husband, the Holy Son of the Wa Palace"
I thought. Here, Qiong Xiao, who often hangs out with the common people, immediately understood.
Hoho, I think I’m going to call you brother-in-law from now on!
Since he is a brother-in-law, he is one of our own?
The girl quietly let her clone go out and came to the Nuwa Palace in the city. She first paid homage to the empress, and then saluted the little kid wearing a red bellyband:
"Bye bye" Brother-in-law, I am weak, pitiful and helpless and have not eaten for three days. Now I really want to have a bite of the braised pig head you made. If brother-in-law can fulfill my wish, I will pay the price of losing ten pounds!”
Soon, the empress conveyed the request to Mr. Li through Mu Guiying to make braised pig heads.
After listening to this, Li Yu said with a bit of laughter and tears:
“To realize a wish at the cost of losing ten pounds, aren’t these two wishes?”
He thought for a while and planned to go after dinner. The meat joint factory buys some fresh pig heads, packs them all away, and then prepares the stew, letting Zi Shou bring it over to stew directly, and just eat it when it's ready.
If there is not enough to eat in a big pot this time, there is nothing we can do.
Zhou Ruotong is more concerned about the Seven Monsters of Meishan:
"Since they show up so early, they can be cultivated in advance."
Diao Chan asked:
"Are the Seven Meishan Monsters in Fengshen the same as the Seven Meishan Monsters in Journey to the West?"
Zhou Ruotong took a bite of the dish and said:
"It's different. The seven monsters in Fengshen are seven goblins, namely white ape, buffalo, dog, wild boar, centipede, white snake and goat. , among which the white ape is the most powerful... But the seven monsters in Journey to the West are actually Yang Jian and his six sworn brothers, known as the Seven Sages of Meishan."
According to the timeline, the Seven Monsters of Meishan happened in the late Shang Dynasty. As for Yang Jian's sworn sworn relationship, it was during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, that is, after the end of the Conferred Gods, Yang Jian had a falling out with his uncle, the Jade Emperor, and settled in the human world. Then he sworn sworn brothers with six people to solve the problems of the people.
At the time of the sworn vows, the Seven Monsters of Meishan had already been consecrated as gods and were being worshiped in heaven.
So, although the prototype of the story is the Seven Sages of Meishan from Journey to the West, after creation, they have become independent characters and have little connection with Journey to the West.
As for the image of the Seven Monsters, there is also a sense of reference.
Yuan Hong, who has the highest combat power, is actually a monkey. He can also perform eight or nine mysterious arts and can turn into white light to escape. His weapon is a stick of water and fire - this is simply a comparison to Sun Wukong.
The wild boar spirit Zhu Zizhen is the image of Zhu Bajie.
Buffalo Jin Dasheng holds a three-pointed two-edged sword and rides a unicorn. He is a complete replica of the Bull Demon King.
White Snake Chang Hao corresponds to Tang Monk's mount Little White Dragon, and it just so happens that this guy is also riding a white horse.
As for Wu Long, the centipede spirit, he is based on the Hundred-Eyed Demon King in Journey to the West who hurt Sun Wukong’s eyes, and was finally killed by the big rooster transformed by Yang Jian.
Coincidentally, in "Journey to the West", the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord is subdued by Bodhisattva Vilamva, who is also a chicken.
“In the original work, the Seven Monsters of Meishan didn’t appear until the end, but now that they appear so early in advance, they should be able to play a big role.”
Although they are the Seven Monsters, Yuan Hong and the others Firstly, he doesn't do anything wrong, and secondly, he does what he says and is very trustworthy. On the contrary, Xiqi's army would often fight in groups if they disagreed. If they were beaten to death, it was their fate. If they couldn't be beaten, they would continue to beat the crowd.
Now that we are starting over, Chaoge should pay attention to Xiqi’s bottomless operation.
After dinner in a hurry, Li Yu drove to buy more than 20 large pig heads. With the help of Yuwen Chengdu, Lu Bu and others, he quickly packed them up, then put the pig heads into the big pot and mixed them. For braised soup, add more rock sugar according to Lin Xu’s instructions.
After everything was arranged, Li Yu asked Brother Dao to call Zi Shou over.
“Take this pot of pig head over, let Yunxiao fill it with water, and then simmer it for four or five hours on low heat until the pig head is completely soft before taking it out of the pot.”
“Okay. Yes, I’ll send it over right away.”
Zi Shou swallowed and thought he could try half a pig’s head today and scoop up a bowl of soup to mix with the noodles.
He didn't eat much of the pig head he took away last time, but it was eaten clean by two children.
Before leaving, Zishou revealed a piece of news to Li Yu:
"Mrs. Yin, the wife of Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, who is also the clan sister, is pregnant. I have ordered Huang Feihu to lead the army to pick up Chaoge. She gave birth and promised to adopt the child as her adopted son. Li Jing was very happy. "
Little Nezha is finally coming to this world?
Li Yu said:
"Take good care of Mrs. Yin, keep up with nutrition and so on. If you have nothing to do, go to the temple to worship the empress. The spirit beads are naughty. Is there a suitable teacher? ?”
"Qiong Xiao wanted to be her, but everyone rejected her."
It seems that the characters in the book also know that this girl is unreliable.
Since they have already considered this matter, Li Yu didn’t ask any more questions:
“You just have to look at the arrangement. If it doesn’t work, let the empress teach her herself...Forget it, she failed in education. Let’s let Duobao teach us.”
Lingzhuzi and Mu Guiying are more naughty than the other, but they are Duobao’s two apprentices, no matter whether the handsome man in white is better than Ksitigarbha or the ancient ferocious beast Six-winged Golden Cicada. , all gentle and elegant, with deep roots of wisdom.
After Zishou left, Lu Bu was thinking about the expedition tomorrow morning, so he also went back.
After Li Yu took a shower, he felt that it was getting late, so he went to bed with Professor Zhou to rest.
Tong Baobao and Chan Baobao are about to start their tour, so they must take advantage of this opportunity to be affectionate.
In Fengshen World, Qiong Xiao looked at the large pot of pig heads sent by Zi Shou, and couldn't help but rub his eyes, feeling happy.
Haha, calling brother-in-law really helps. I used to give one or two, but this time I actually brought a big pot. It seems that the eldest sister has a lot of weight in the brother-in-law's heart!
However, it seems that the eldest sister is not clear about how to apply the compress. It seems that a very smart fairy is needed to assist!
Soon, Qiong Xiao formulated a three-step strategy in her mind to try to make her eldest sister and brother-in-law succeed together!
If Yun Xiao knew that his sister, whom he had been with for billions of years, was bribed by a few pig heads, he would beat Qiong Xiao's pretty face into a pig head.
Yunxiao carefully recorded the number of pig heads and condiments in the pot, and also studied the color of the fried sugar, and then summoned a spring water out of thin air to fill the pot with water.
First bring to a boil over high heat, then turn to low heat and simmer.
Soon, the fragrance began to waft in the small courtyard. Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao thought it would take five hours to hear it, so they specially set a countdown over the small courtyard.
Wait until the countdown ends and start enjoying the delicious food!
In the world of the Three Kingdoms, when it was dawn, Gao Shun and the soldiers trapped in the camp had already gotten up, packed their bags, and started eating breakfast. During the meal break, Gao Shun also arranged for the troops stationed and the soldiers guarding the bridge. .
The floating bridge is of great importance and cannot be destroyed.
After taking Hedong County and returning to Luoyang, we will build a few more sets of pontoon bridges to connect Hanoi and Luoyang. The troops will be directed at Yuan Shao. Marquis Lu Wen can also go to his fiefdom Wen County to take a look.
After breakfast, everyone took a rest, packed their marching rations, and followed Lu Bu up the mountain.
After Zhou Yu's widening, the road up the mountain was obviously much wider. At four o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Bu and the others rushed to Wucheng and met Zhou Yu and Ma Chao, who had been waiting all day.
"General Qi, the road down the mountain has been built, and the people in the town have been calmed down. After registration, no one is missing from each family."
No one is missing, just This means that no one is leaving, which avoids the possibility of tipping off.
Zhou Yu also knew that it was better to let these people return to their homes than to defend them to death.
After all, no matter how hard you guard, if someone wants to report the news, he will risk his life to set his own house on fire, and the rising smoke will definitely attract the attention of Anyi.
So after they arrived, they quickly held a complaint meeting. They heard that there were two bullies who had been causing trouble here for many years. Without saying a word, they caught the whole family and killed them decisively.
Then he announced the court's new policies and taxation policies.
When they heard that there would be no excessive taxes and miscellaneous taxes in the future, everyone was so excited that tears filled their eyes.
During the Western Han Dynasty, the emphasis was on light corvee and low taxes. During the reign of Wen and Jing, taxation even dropped to thirty to one tax.
But in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there were more and more aristocratic families to support, more and more expenditure items for the court, and naturally the taxes were rising. All kinds of exorbitant taxes and corvee made the people miserable.
The Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out under this premise.
Now the imperial court suddenly announced that taxes would be reduced and corvees would no longer be levied, which made the people of Wucheng extremely happy.
Don't talk about reporting the news now. Even if the county guard is his seventh uncle, he must stand firmly on the side of the court and eliminate relatives for justice!
After Lu Bu arrived, he met some scholars here.
Everyone has repeatedly confirmed, is it true that corvee will not be imposed?
“First of all, let me explain that the imperial court will not impose corvees, but it will provide money and food to mobilize people to participate in infrastructure construction, such as building roads, digging canals, building bridges, etc., so that everyone’s efforts will not be in vain.”< br>
Lu Bu drank tea and told everyone this seriously. He also said that after the war, people would repair the roads in Wucheng and help everyone dig a reservoir to solve the problem of difficulty in drinking water.
Due to its topography, Wucheng relies entirely on the weather. When it doesn’t rain for a long time, several nearby mountain springs will dry up, and the people can’t even get water.
Go back and bring the excavator to the entire small reservoir directly near the mountain spring for drinking and irrigation.
At dinner time, the villagers spontaneously killed chickens and sheep, and warmly entertained the Cavalry General.
While eating, Lu Bu took a long-distance walkie-talkie and contacted Zhao Yun through the relay station in Shaanxi County. After hearing the news that the Hedong army was conquering Puban County, he suddenly clapped his thigh with joy:
"Mr. Wenhe is really amazing! You must hold on. By noon tomorrow at most, we will be able to arrive in Anyi and seize the Hedong Administrative Office!"
Tongguan, in the temporary frontline headquarters , but Jia Xu was a little unhappy. He looked at the map on the wall and discussed a question with Zhuge Liang, Li Yan, Huang Xu, Han De and others:
"Where are King Zuo Xian's men?" ?”
The cavalry of the Left Route Army searched for two days in Hedong County, but still could not find King Zuo Xian's men, and there was no sign of King Zuo Xian among the coalition forces attacking Puban County...
At the same time, Taiyuan In the Bingzhou area to the north of the county, Zhang Liao, who was leading his cavalry all the way south to capture Taiyuan County, suddenly heard a scout's report coming from the intercom:
"General Qi, tens of thousands of cavalry are coming from the south." , look at the flag, it seems to be King Zuoxian of the Southern Xiongnu Royal Court!”
Zhang Liao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Didn’t Marquis Wen make great efforts to catch turtles in the urn in Hedong County? Why did this turtle grandson suddenly run back to Bingzhou Grassland?
Cheng Yu was extremely excited:
“I wanted to have a couple of snacks, but I didn’t expect to be served the main course directly...the fire-breathing hand is ready!”
King Zuo Xian knows the stuff, and he knows that we After developing a new weapon, I went up to the pole to experience it. Needless to say, I must treat you well!
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