Chapter 406: Conferred by the late emperor? Then I will send you to see the late emperor! [Asking for monthly tickets]
Directly north of Taiyuan, Yu Fuluo, the Xian King of Zuo, looked back proudly:
“You go and fight for life and death, I will withdraw first!”< br>
Since Qiang Qu was assassinated, Yuvluo, unable to frighten the doubts within the royal court, led his troops to Luoyang, intending to let the court comment.
But when he arrived in Hedong County, Dong Zhuo's chaos began.
Yuvluo keenly realized that this was an opportunity to improve his political status, so he quietly brought all his men to the east of the river and settled there, intending to wait for the Central Plains princes to fight for their lives and fish in troubled waters.
It doesn’t matter how high you can climb, as long as you can get an official position in the court.
With the official position, and then returning to the Bingzhou grassland, why don’t the tribes of the royal court surrender obediently?
Yu Fuluo's plan clicked, but what he didn't expect was that Dong Zhuo did not fight against the Eighteenth Route Lords for long before he withdrew westward to Chang'an. Cao Cao of the Eighteenth Route Army wanted to pursue him, but was beaten by Lu Bu I have to look for teeth all over the place.
Yufro, who originally wanted to fish in troubled waters, realized that the gap was too big. When he wanted to return to Bingzhou, he found that the grassland was occupied by other tribes again, so he had to stay in Hedong County.
It just so happened that the governor of the county, Wang Yi, believed in the etiquette of a state. He not only deliberately accepted Yu Fuluo, but also allowed the Southern Huns to burn, kill and loot in Hedong County.
Many women from Hedong County were kidnapped like cargo by Humphrey's men.
At the beginning of the autumn harvest some time ago, Wang Yi gathered the Bai Bo Army, King Zuo Xian and the powerful families in Hedong together to talk about the possibility of the imperial court attacking Hedong.
Everyone present was filled with indignation and planned to show some disgrace to the court. Hufro originally wanted to play a few games to increase his reputation.
But when he heard that the coach was the famous murderer Lu Bu on the Bingzhou grassland, Yufro immediately had the idea of running away.
However, this guy's acting skills are good. While expressing his willingness to serve Wang Yi, he cried out that he had no money, no food, no iron, no salt, and could not restrain his subordinates.
Wang Yi was greatly moved and immediately allocated a lot of money and food.
Yu Fuluo also secretly sent troops to grab food. Once he encountered resistance, he used the excuse of "the imperial army is attacking, and you don't contribute food to fight, and you want to surrender."
In addition to money and food, he also robbed a large number of young women on the pretext of intermarriage.
When the news of the imperial army's expedition came, Yu Fuluo immediately set off back to the grassland with tens of thousands of his men and the looted baggage.
I have earned enough, you Han people, please continue fighting!
With the money, food, salt, iron and women in his hands, Yuvrou felt that by returning to the grassland this time, he would be able to unify the Southern Huns, and even rebuild the Huns Empire and restore its former glory!
He was so ambitious that he regarded himself as the son of Changshengtian, and clamored to surpass all the shanyus and kings of the Huns!
But this is destined to be a wish that cannot be realized, because although he escaped from Lu Bu's clutches, he plunged into the pocket arranged by Cheng Yu...
"What's the situation on the left wing?"
"Mr. Zhongde, there is a forest above the valley on the left, which is perfect for hiding. All gunners are in place."
Hearing the report on the intercom, Cheng Yu picked up the telescope and looked to the left He looked sideways and ordered:
"Cut down the trees and build some horses to prevent King Zuo Xian's people from escaping."
"Obey the order!"
Cheng Yu asked again about the ambushed soldiers and horses on the right, and after confirming that they were all ready, he picked up a piece of crispy pot helmet and started to eat it with pickles.
The weather outside the Great Wall was dry and windy, and Cheng Yu, who was only in his forties, looked as old as an old man in his fifties or sixties.
But he didn't care about this. He grabbed the pot helmet with his rough hands and walked to Zhang Liao with the map while eating:
"Everything has been arranged, what else does Wenyuan want?" Did you tell me?"
"No more...Mr. Zhongde, don't bother eating pancakes, eat some meat."
A flat stone was roasting on the bonfire, and Zhang Liao sat cross-legged on the grass. , waiting for the stone slab to heat up, he used chopsticks to pick up a few slices of sliced mutton and spread them on it.
"It's sizzling..."
The mutton suddenly curled up against the hot stone slab, and the oil seeped out, exuding a rich fragrance.
Zhang Liao turned the meat over to make sure it was done, then picked it up, dipped it in chive sauce, and put it on Cheng Yu's pancake:
"It's delicious when you eat it this way."
Cheng Yu was not in the mood to eat at all, and ate pancakes just to fill his stomach, so as not to delay his business:
"For Cheng, the rolling heads of the Huns are more attractive."
Zhang Liao: "..."
Can't you stop for a moment in your pursuit of art?
However, we are about to attack Taiyuan County. If we build the Jingguan here, Taiyuan might not be able to do so, which is a good thing.
Zhang Liao continued to grill the meat, and cut the French bread in half. He grilled the cut of the bread on the stone slab, rubbed some grease on it, then sandwiched the roasted mutton with the bread and stuffed it with two wild vegetable leaves. I held it like this and took a bite, and I immediately felt so satisfied:
"I heard that this kind of food is called hamburger, and there happens to be a place in Germany also called hamburger..."
Cheng Yu's eyes flashed:
"If you like to eat it, it means you are destined to burgers... If you have a chance in the future, lead your troops to conquer the German burgers. "
I want to say that if you like New Orleans barbecue and Mexican chicken tacos, you should also go to America... Zhang Liao was very curious about Cheng. What was Yu's life like before? This surging fighting spirit was much higher than that of the generals.
It is also interesting to say that our military generals basically focus on playing it safe. On the contrary, it is the literati such as Cheng Yu, Guo Jia, Zhong Yao and others who are ready to fight for life and death.
Soon, the two of them had eaten and drank enough. Zhang Liao picked up the walkie-talkie and asked the scout:
"How far are King Zuo Xian's men and horses?"
"General Qi, there are still twenty They were carrying a lot of luggage and thousands of women, and they were walking very slowly."
Hearing the answer on the intercom, Zhang Liao's voice immediately became colder:
"But women? A daughter of the Han family?”
"Yes, tie your hands and tie them up one by one with ropes."
Zhang Liao grew up in the border gate. When he heard this, he unconsciously flashed back to the abducted villagers in his mind.
He tuned the walkie-talkie to the public channel and began to issue combat orders to the entire army:
"All enemy chiefs above the commander in chief, try to capture them alive, I will personally send them on their way... Gunner Be prepared in advance and don't take aim at our own family... Fire-breathing soldiers, use all the gasoline and burn these sons of bitches to death!"
After giving the order, Zhang Liao looked at Cheng Yu:
"Mr. Zhongde, can I help you with this Beijing View?"
Cheng Yu was immediately overjoyed:
"With Wenyuan's help, this Beijing View will definitely be famous in the world." Shiye!"
Looking at this scene in front of the statue, Li Yu had already sentenced Wang Yi, the governor of Hedong, to death.
Damn it, the great Han Dynasty Tianwei was destroyed by these idiots and rotten scholars. It was strange to fight against the imperial army. The grassland people have been wreaking havoc on their own territory for a year, and they don't even dare to let out a fart.
For such an idiot, it would be easy to kill everyone.
The empress did not expect such a big reaction from her good son, and comforted her softly:
"Everyone will pay the price for their actions. In the late Han Dynasty, the Huairou sect was only a minority, so it was nothing to worry about. "
The original Huairou sect in history included Cai Yong, Liu Yu and others. Now Cai Yong has not only become a staunch war sect, but also has the tendency to upgrade to a genocide sect.
After Wang Yi was questioned, Liu Yu was the only one left.
The royal family guarding Youzhou is a good person, but when it comes to ethnic issues, he insists on a soft policy. In order to make the foreigners happy, he even deliberately suppressed Gongsun Zan. I really doubt whether the blood flowing in his body is the blood of the old Liu family.
Li Yu was very concerned about the safety of Zhang Liao and Cheng Yu:
"Isn't Changshengtian going to take action?"
The Empress raised the scene of the Three Kingdoms world above the clouds , you can see the stone monument rising at that time, which is already thousands of miles away:
"He can't enter the range of the stone monument, don't worry."
As long as the gods don't interfere, there is nothing to worry about in this war.
Three Kingdoms World, after Zhang Liao gave the order, he calmed down and began to have people use air pumps to inflate the pressure tanks one by one.
These days, he and Cheng Yu have figured out a lot of ways to use gasoline. The simplest one is to rely on air pressure to push the gasoline dozens of meters away to form a line of fire.
In addition, there are the viscous substances left after refining gasoline. These are mixtures of heavy oil, asphalt, diesel, kerosene, etc., which are suitable for making incendiary bombs with strong adhesion.
In fact, Zhang Liao and the others actually made some simple versions of incendiary bombs, put the sticky substances into plastic bags, and dropped them from a drone.
The incendiary bombs dropped in mid-air can stick to armor, horses or various baggage. Once they burn, it is impossible to put them out.
But the disadvantage is also obvious. It needs to be ignited separately. The dropped incendiary bomb cannot ignite by itself.
Zhang Liao became furious when he thought of thousands of women being kidnapped:
“If there is a chance, I will personally kill Wang Yi, the governor of Hedong!”
Cheng Yu, who is keen on killing people, did not agree this time and raised objections:
"You can't kill him casually. Killing him will help his reputation. Maybe someone will write an article in the future, saying that Wang Taishou is a loyal and good official... He must be tried through formal procedures, and then invite the great scholar to write an article to impeach him. The crime will be punished by death. "
What Confucians care most about is their reputation after death. Now they will be punished by death and be infamous for thousands of years, so as to serve as a warning to others.
The reason why the Zhao father and son who caused trouble in Chang'an last time said everything in the end was because Jia Xu and Guo Jia manipulated their posthumous names.
This method should naturally be used to deal with Wang Yi.
It can even be made into a documentary and played in turns in Hedong and Wang Yi's hometown, so that the people can see his ugly face. After the pressure tank was inflated, Zhang Liao asked people to prepare sand and dry powder fire extinguishers for emergency fire extinguishing. Then he and the soldiers quietly waited for the arrival of King Zuo Xian's troops.
Not long after, a large number of Huns hurriedly arrived at the grassland from the direction of Taiyuan.
Yu Fuluo rode a handsome white horse and saw the grassland in late autumn. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath:
"I will live forever in the sky. I, Yu Fuluo, have finally gone home. "
Although I had a good time eating, living, and playing in Hedong, and I had the pleasure of bullying the Han people, I always felt insecure about making trouble in other people's yards.
Now that he returned to the grassland, Yuvrou's anxious heart finally settled in his stomach.
For the prairie people, returning here is like the fish returning to the sea, where they can swim as much as they want!
The surrounding Huns made strange screams, and then issued an order to put all the Han women at the back of the team to avoid being snatched away by other southern Huns.
Since the death of Qiang Qu, the Southern Huns royal court has been divided into several parts. Everyone is hostile to each other, plunders each other, and there are serious internal conflicts.
This time I came back with a large amount of supplies and young women, not only to recruit various ministries, but also to guard against being attacked.
The prairie people who keep their word are all too aware of the trustworthiness of similar people.
Yu Fuluo pointed at the mountain col ahead with his riding crop and said:
"Set up camp here first, and then send people to contact various ministries and give them a chance to apologize. If they unite, they will Go to Taiyuan.”
Even if you return to the grassland, you have to be careful and keep an eye out.
And since you want to claim that you are the son of Changshengtian, you must have the posture of Changshengtian, let the leaders of all tribes come to worship and kowtow repeatedly, and then you will show mercy and destroy the divided southern Xiongnu royal court. Pocket it.
Humphrey's plan was so perfect that even before it was implemented, he was so moved that he even planned to go to the Holy Mountain to worship and tell all the chanyus about his feats.
But as soon as he arrived at the mountain col, he keenly felt that something was wrong.
There is a strange smell in the air, and there are piles of sand on the ground not far away. In the woods on both sides, there is not a single sound of birds, and the entire col is eerily quiet.
Just when Yuvro felt something was wrong and was about to lead his troops to leave, the artillery on both sides rang out.
“Bang!!!”
The shells screamed and quickly smashed into the Huns' ranks, and then exploded suddenly, killing and injuring them all.
It didn't mean that Fulo had reacted. The hay behind the sand pile was lifted up. A row of soldiers wearing high-temperature protective clothing jumped up from the ground, grabbed high-pressure nozzles, and sprayed gasoline forward.
After spraying gasoline, replace it with a flamethrower, and spray fire forward like lighting a birthday candle. The Huns who had just been doused with gasoline suddenly burned and turned into "torches" that kept screaming. .
The flames were rolling, the horses were neighing, mixed with the screams of people, the whole scene was like purgatory on earth.
Just when Yuvro was about to break out, a group of heavy cavalry rushed down from the side hillside and directly overwhelmed the Huns' rear army. A group of sword and shield soldiers quickly rushed over and rescued the captured Han woman. .
Zhang Liao stood on a nearby hillside. Seeing that the Han prisoners had escaped, he issued an order to the drone unit:
"Throw incendiary bombs, be careful not to drop them on our own people."
Soon, there was a roar, and a large drone flew over the battlefield. The thick oil poured down and poured on many Huns.
With the help of the burning gasoline, these people also quickly caught fire.
When the drone showed its power, the artillery on both sides also covered it with full firepower, launching an indiscriminate attack on the Huns in the mountain col.
Cheng Yu stood in front of a row of monitors, carefully watching the pictures from the drone, and conducted precise and targeted command of the entire army:
"Fenwei Camp, don't follow the heavy cavalry in the charge, first Take care of the stragglers on the periphery!"
"The Cavalry Archer Battalion, spread out and shoot, be careful not to be counterattacked by these bastards."
"The Heroic Battalion, continue to move forward, give them a try. The fire-breathing camp provides cover."
"Don't worry about the gasoline, our supplies will arrive soon, keep breathing fire and burn them to death!"
"..."
When he was eating just now, Lao Cheng was in low spirits, as if he was ill.
But now, listening to the miserable screams of the Huns and smelling the smell of burning meat in the air, Cheng Yu was in high spirits, as if he was twenty years younger.
Zhang Liao rode off the hillside and came to the group of prisoners.
The sword and shield soldiers were untying everyone. Many women didn't even have shoes. They walked barefoot and their feet were already bloody.
Zhang Liao summoned the medical soldiers:
“Hurry up and bandage them.”
A few of the soldiers hesitated:
“General, men and women are not intimate...”< br>
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Liao kicked him far away:
"My sisters have been bullied like this, why the hell are you asking me about the relationship between men and women? Hurry up, whoever brings this up again deserves to be singled out for the rest of their lives!"
After hearing this, the soldiers were speechless and hurried over to help. Some brought gauze and some handed iodophor. Even those who couldn't help gave water and food. When they saw the naked woman, He quickly took off his robe and put it on the other party.
Zhang Liao was not good at asking questions, so he simply got on his horse, rushed into the battlefield with a broadsword, and killed more than a dozen Huns in one breath.
In the past, when he killed people on the battlefield, he would kill them quickly and try to make the other person die as pleasantly as possible.
But today, Zhang Liao gave them wounds that were fatal but not fatal immediately, allowing them to live a little longer and feel the pain firsthand.
The Huns' position became more and more chaotic, the artillery fire stopped, and the heavy cavalry began to penetrate.
Zhang Liao put on his headphones and led a group of soldiers. Under the command of Cheng Yu, he collided with Yuvluo who was about to escape.
"Yu Fuluo, the Xian King of Zuo?"
"It is this king, which army are you from?"
Although Yu Fuluo wanted to escape, he saw Zhang Liao , or habitually put on the posture of the alien Zuo Xian King.
In the past year, every time his subordinates caused trouble in Hedong, as long as he put on this posture, Wang Yi, the prefect of the county, would become polite, even flattering and flattering.
Now, when Yu Fuluo used this move again, Zhang Liao didn't give him any face. He waved his sword directly and used the killing move against this foreigner who had brought disaster to countless people in the Central Plains.
Yu Fuluo was stunned, and quickly raised his sword to fight:
"I am the Xian King Zuo of the Southern Huns Royal Court personally consecrated by the late emperor. What should this general do if he does not kneel down and worship me when he sees me? Guilty?”
Zhang Liao raised his sword and made a huge gap in Yu Fulo’s weapon:
"The late emperor conferred the title?"
"Yes, the late emperor personally conferred the title!"
"Then I will send you to see the late emperor!"
Zhang Liao was not bad at martial arts. He has competed with Lu Bu many times and has rich experience in fighting against enemies.
Seeing that Yuvluo's weapon was useless, Zhang Liao seized the opportunity and attacked fiercely. He cut off Yuvluo's weapon with three swords, and then flew up with a knife and chopped off one of Yuvluo's arms.
"Ah!!!!!!"
Yu Fuluo's scream did not make Zhang Liao stop, and soon, the other arm was also cut off.
Zhang Liao waved his hand and ordered to the people around him:
"Pull to the back and execute him in front of those women, to avenge everyone!"
See left The wise king was carried away like a chicken, and the Southern Huns suddenly lost their fighting spirit. They all jumped off their horses and knelt on the ground to beg for mercy.
In the past, whenever they could not defeat the Han army, they would do this, and then their lives would be spared, and they might even be rewarded with a piece of good pasture.
This method has been tried and tested over the years.
But today, when they encountered the perverted Cheng Yu and Zhang Liao on the verge of going berserk, they made a miscalculation.
"For your information, General, King Zuo Xian's troops were struggling to the death, and actually resorted to the magic of touching their knees to the ground, intending to fight to the end. Please make your decision, General!"
Damn it, you guys! Literary people are really good at telling lies... After listening to Cheng Yu's report, Zhang Liao said on the intercom:
"Since you are stubbornly resisting to the end, then kill them all, leaving no one behind!"
"Here!"
(End of this chapter)