Chapter 452 Zhang Fei: Did I invent the board? [Asking for monthly votes]
"Don't worry, sir, I will definitely get to the bottom of the case and give an explanation to all the officials!"
Xuan Zan bowed respectfully, with excitement on his face.
As a general with strong martial arts skills, he was recruited by the county king as a county horse and married Bai Fumei. Instead of reaching the peak of his life, he slipped into the abyss.
The root cause is that he looks ugly.
The eight characters in the original work, "face like the bottom of a pot, nostrils turned to the sky", portray the image of Xuan Zan so vividly that after they got married happily, the princess died in depression, being so ugly by his appearance.
From then on, Xuanzan, who could have taken off with the help of the prince's power, became a role that his grandma did not love and his uncle did not love. He became a small officer in the Infantry Department of the Privy Council, serving as a defense envoy to Baoyi. Because he was so ugly that he killed the princess, so he got the nickname of Chou County Horse.
Now, the Xixia envoy caused a scandal, and Cai Jing urgently needed someone to deal with it, and then he thought of this ugly horse.
Xuan Zan’s sworn assurances made the Deputy Privy Council wave his hands repeatedly:
“Xuan Zan, why are you so confused? The prime minister asked you to investigate the case to get to the bottom of everything. Is it to take out the responsibility of the Xixia envoy! If you want to really investigate the case, who is not better than you, the Ministry of Justice, Marble, or the Yushitai? Remember, no matter what, take the responsibility of the Xixia envoy."
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Upon hearing this, a trace of disappointment flashed across Xuan Zan's face:
"Sir, the Xixia envoy has done such a disaster, and now it is just right to kill it to make a warning to others and to enhance the prestige of our country, why do you still need to pick it out? ?”
“Who knows the prime minister’s plan? Hurry up and do this without delay!”
After Xuan Zan left, the deputy privy envoy asked Cai Jing to reply:< br>
“Prime Minister, can Xuanzan really take on this important task?”
Cai Jing was practicing calligraphy. When he heard this, he said with a smile:
"We can move forward and retreat freely whether we can or not... If Xuanzan does things beautifully, it will take advantage of him being left out in the cold these past few years. , attack the royal power; if it is not done properly, help the prince to get rid of this scourge; if the officials have a problem, just come out and kill them to calm down the public anger..."
Cai Jing finished speaking leisurely and contentedly, and ended He picked up his writing brush and asked with a smile:
"How do I do with my handwriting?"
The Deputy Privy Envoy came over and read:
"The long clouds in Qinghai darken the snow-capped mountains, and the lonely city overlooks Yumen Pass in the distance. The yellow sand wears golden armor in a hundred battles, and the Loulan will never be returned until it is broken... Good words. If Wang Longbiao knew that his poems were written so mysteriously by the Prime Minister, he would definitely smile!"
"It's just graffiti. I can't afford such ridiculous compliments."
Cai Jing smiled and put away the words, preparing to frame them and give them away.
On the other side, in the Xixia Post House, as soon as Xuanzan took over the place, Shi Qian used a braised chicken head to quietly abduct the golden poodle.
“If your hair is dyed this color, your master obviously doesn’t like dogs. You’d better hang out with me from now on, and I’ll steal chicken heads to feed you.”
Shi Qian took the dog and found an inn with hot water for bathing. He gave it a bath first, washed away the gold powder all over its body, and then wrapped it in cotton cloth and dried it.
In order to change the image, Shi Qian also put a small knot on the dog's head to make it look lively and well-behaved.
After finishing these things, he took him to Fengming Restaurant, and happened to meet Shi Jin and Lehe who were returning from giving gifts:
"Why are you two worthy brothers back so early?"< br>
Shi Jin took the prepared gift back and muttered:
"Hundreds of officials have diarrhea in the court, and many people don't see guests... In the old days, if you let the Song Dynasty lose face like this, are you not afraid of being wanted by the whole country?"
"They took back the whole country first before mentioning this. Let’s have some.”
Shi Qian carried the dog to the backyard of Fengming Restaurant, made some chicken heads for the little guy to taste, and then talked about the news he had just heard while hiding in Xixia Inn. :
"Ma Xuanzan, the Choujun of the Privy Council, took over this case. According to my shallow understanding of the officialdom of the Song Dynasty, he should take the blame and take the responsibility for this matter... Do you think we should rescue Xuanzan?"
Lehe took out his mobile phone, looked at the ranking of Liangshan 108 heroes and said:
"Dijie Xingchou Jun Ma Xuanzan, ranked 40th, has strong martial arts, is good at using steel swords, and is proficient in bows and arrows. He has an irreversible relationship with Da Dao Guan Sheng... This is a talent. If he really takes the blame, let's save him. , maybe we can let Guan Sheng recognize his ancestor and return to his clan in advance."
Dadao Guan Sheng has a transcendent status in Liangshan. In addition to martial arts, the most important thing is the identity of the descendants of the Guan family.
He is dressed in a parrot green robe, has a face as heavy as a jujube, and holds a long knife. Except for his beard, he is simply the same as Guan Gong in this world.
When "Water Margin" was written, Guan Yu was already a god among the people, but no one among mortals could bear Guan Gong's loyalty and bravery, so Shi Naian split the image of Guan Yu.
As a descendant of Guan Yu, Guan Sheng inherited Guan Yu's martial arts, courage and strategy, while Zhu Tong, the beautiful beard of Tianmanxing, inherited Guan Yu's loyalty and virtue.
This split falls on the image and is the beard.
Except for being slightly shorter in height, Guan Sheng's appearance and appearance are exactly the same as those described by Guan Yu. Only his beard has become a "thin three-willow mustache", while Lao Guan's original "two feet long beard" , growing under the chin of the beautiful bearded male Zhu Tong.
As for Guan Sheng's martial arts, it goes without saying. He is recognized as the best among the Five Tigers, especially the knife-drag tactic for which he is famous. Coupled with Guan Sheng's explosive power at every turn, he is simply invincible.
The book does not specifically describe how Guan Sheng's divine power broke out, nor does it describe the process in detail, but overall it seems that this kind of divine power seems to be possessed by Guan Yu.
I wonder if going back to fight Guan Yu will invalidate Guan Sheng's divine power.
After all, summoning the ancestor's possession in front of the ancestor is somewhat funny.
In the real world, Li Yu called Zhou Ruotong and asked about Mu Guiying's household registration.
"The household registration book has been processed and the ID card is also being processed... Are you in a hurry? If you are in a hurry, I will have someone send it to the B&B first."
"If you are not in a hurry, I will just ask Ask...where are you now?"
Zhou Ruotong's voice was filled with comfort:
"I'm taking a walk along the Erhai Lake. I'll take a look at all the popular attractions here. Then I'll set off for Beihai and charter a boat to Weizhou Island so that the little cicada can feel the vastness of the sea."
Li Yu I was so excited when I heard it:
"I have to go there if I have the chance... By the way, wife, Zhao Yun may be coming soon. He wants to keep Zhao Feng and his family in the real world. Is there no problem with the household registration?"
Zhao Yun’s brother is named Zhao Feng, and he is in his thirties.
If he settles in the real world, Li Yu plans to let Zhao Feng take care of the scrapyard and gas station. As for Zhao Feng's children, they can go to school in the village first and then go to the moral education school later.
As long as their family of three can adapt to the real world, their life will definitely be better than the world in the book.
If Zhao Feng is good at martial arts, he can even work part-time as an actor in a scenic spot. It would be quite appropriate to cosplay Changshan Zhao Zilong with White Horse and Silver Spear.
Zhou Ruotong said:
"When they come, I will have someone handle it... In the original work, Zhao Yun's brother died of illness soon. When he comes to the real world, he must be treated. ?”
“No, just treat it in the book later.”
In fact, it doesn't matter where Zhao Feng's illness is treated, but if the treatment can make Zhao Yun owe a favor and inspire surging fighting spirit, then it would be great.
Zhao Zilong, who is always at the peak of his full power state, comes to the world of Water Margin and talks about the mountains. He is absolutely a person who can kill people and kill Buddhas.
Zhou Ruotong said:
"When they come, Xiaochan and I should go back, just in time to meet Changshan Zhao Zilong."
Hang up the phone and Li Yu found Mu Guiying, who was lighting the fire in the oven, asked:
"Your household registration is ready... Now that I won't go back for two days, do you still have that strong feeling of wanting to leave?"
Mu Guiying nodded:
"Yes. Ah, I have to go back after eating, otherwise the feeling will become more and more intense and uncomfortable."
Eh?
Doesn’t it stand to reason that you can stay here if you have a household registration?
The household registration book has been processed, but Mu Guiying actually still has the idea of going back. Does it mean that he has to get access to the household registration book in person?
Li Yu carefully recalled the process of Wu Song obtaining the household registration book. It seemed that after leaving the police station, something broke in his mind, and then he was completely freed from the fetters of the world in the book.
If Mu Guiying wants to stay here, he probably has to get his household registration in person.
At that time, being recognized by the real world will also cut off the connection with the world in the book. If you go to Muke Village in the future, you must come back after more than two days, otherwise you will be rejected by the world over there. .
Li Yu told Brother Dao the general rules he had summarized. Brother Dao immediately ran around for fun, then returned to the study and fell asleep.
Mu Guiying followed and looked at it, and said with envy:
"I really envy Brother Dao, he upgraded after just sleeping. It would be so easy if I could upgrade like this."
You can directly Isn't it easier than sleeping to be instilled with all kinds of knowledge by your empress?
Li Yu envied the Queen in his heart for a while, then put the charcoal in the oven, turned up the heat, and prepared to cook grilled fish.
Today the two of them went fishing by the river and pulled up a black fish. Li Yu cleaned it up and marinated it with onion and ginger water, intending to make it into a grilled fish.
But now that the charcoal fire is lit, the meat skewers must also be brought along.
Just eating meat skewers is a bit greasy, so you also need to grill some vegetables such as eggplants, peppers, and leeks. In addition, you have to get some oysters and various seafood to try, as well as staple foods such as steamed buns and toast.
Anyway, I scraped together a lot of ingredients.
When Wu Song came, he also brought a box of chicken wings. He planned to learn from Li Yu how to make spicy grilled wings and honey grilled wings. He went back to make them for Hao Zhenzhen to try.
"Brother Li, Zhenzhen has been curious about what we are doing these days. Can you briefly reveal some of the content?"
Wu Song was very entangled. Facing Hao Zhenzhen, he felt that he had met someone who could be with him for a lifetime, but I felt a little guilty for hiding my identity from my lover.
From his point of view, keeping secrets is right, but from Hao Zhenzhen's point of view, it is also very sad that a man who has been in love with her for a lifetime has concealed his identity for a lifetime and never had a heart to heart until his death.
Li Yu understood Wu Song’s approach:
“You have to make sure that Sister Zhen won’t be mentally stimulated when she hears this and can protect this secret, otherwise we will be very passive. ”
Wu Song cupped his hands and said:
"Brother Li, don't worry, I will swear on my own life that Zhenzhen will never tell anyone!"
Li Yu had already guessed that such a day would come when he told Zhou Ruotong honestly. , but knowing this matter to a limited extent, Wu Song will feel more calm when facing Hao Zhenzhen. If something happens in the world of the book, he doesn't have to rack his brains to ask for leave.
In the future, no matter what new category of clothing the Hanfu Factory wants, they no longer have to beat around the bush and just get it directly from the world in the book. You can get as much as you want.
Not long after, Yuwen came over from Chengdu. He also bought a few barrels of draft beer from the village. As soon as he put them down, he studied with Wu Song how to open them.
Li Yu grabbed a handful of meat skewers and grilled them on the charcoal fire, then placed the grilling net and placed the oysters one by one on the grilling net.
While he was busy, Lu Bu came to the real world and discussed with Mu Guiying about transporting grain:
“Senior sister, our granary over there has been completed, and it is urgently needed for the world to transport food. Support."
"We will start after dinner."
Lu Bu built a very large granary in Huguan County and installed some solar power panels and a small set of small granaries. Electric mills and large ovens are used to grind the dough on site and then process it into shelf-stable flatbreads, which will be distributed to the people in the form of catering.
In the troubled times, Shangdang County was an area that was seriously affected by the Black Mountain bandits. What the court has to do now is to ensure that everyone does not go hungry as much as possible.
As for other aspects, forget it for now.
The food crisis will not be resolved until Shangdang County starts growing food next year.
Li Yu asked:
“Have you started attacking Changzi County?”
"Gongda will arrive the day after tomorrow. There are many families of Black Mountain bandits in Changzi County, and Zhang Yan's wife and children are also there. I have asked Zhang Xiu to lead the cavalry to patrol back and forth outside the city. A part of Tunliu's army is also stationed in Changzi County. Around the county, prepare for a general attack. "
Once Changzi County is captured, the army can march eastward and directly capture Shexian County.
At that time, Zhao Yun could lead Ma Chao, Zhang Xiu, and Hao Zhao through the Hebei Plain and go straight to Changshan County to pick up his family.
If we hurry up, we might be able to cooperate with Gao Shun to take Jingxing Pass.
The war on Shangdang's side is over. Lu Bu has arranged his work and will go south to Hanoi County to build a signal tower and build a pontoon bridge to turn the natural chasm of the Yellow River into a smooth road.
Wu Song was unable to participate in the battle in the Three Kingdoms world, but he could provide some help within his ability:
"Marquis Wen, I ordered several carriages with shock absorption functions. Let Zhao Zilong take them back when the time comes, so as to save his family. It’s a long journey, it’s too bumpy and uncomfortable.”
“Okay, thank you, Erlang.”
In ancient times, carriages had wooden wheels, and they were wrapped with iron hoops, so the wheels didn’t lose weight. There are no shock absorbing accessories such as spring plates and suspension.
This kind of carriage is not only uncomfortable to ride on, but also damages the road and creates deep ruts.
The so-called "turning the other way" refers to this situation. In many ancient scenic spots in the real world, such as Niangziguan and other places, deep ruts can be seen. Even if the road is paved with stones, the traces of the ruts are clearly visible. .
There are even records in ancient documents of chipping away stones to make the ruts shallower.
Rome, which is also known as an ancient civilization, often claims that the streets have been paved with stones for thousands of years, but there is not a trace of ruts.
People have to lament that when it comes to telling lies with open eyes, Easterners are really inferior to others.
While eating barbecue, Lu Bu picked up a large glass of draft beer and drank it down:
"Even if we can't produce rubber later, we have to fix the shock absorption first to reduce the bumps under the car... If the scrapyard receives a similar axle, brother, please don't throw it away, we will take it and make it into a carriage."
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“No problem.”
When the scrap station business develops in the future, we can even purchase some obsolete trailers to build carriages for the book world. .
Of course, as the support increases day by day, the number of tractors can also be increased, especially the tractors with two-wheeled trailers. With hundreds of them, wouldn’t it be possible to establish a quick reaction force in the Three Kingdoms world? .
Although the speed of the tractor is a little slower, it is still much stronger than human power and animal power. The soldiers sat in the carriage, eating hot pot and singing songs while fighting the war, which is exciting just thinking about it.
After the meal, everyone was full and full, and Lu Bu and Mu Guiying began to pour food.
He had just returned to the world of the book after driving the eight-wheeler, and immediately recovered from his drunken state. His mother's voice rang in his mind:
"It is forbidden to drive after drinking in the future. "
Lü Bu felt excited and quickly assured his master:
"Master, don't worry. Even if the Holy Son pours wine into my mouth from now on, I won't swallow it!"
Empress: "..."
You blame my son for drinking. On the head, right?
After complaining about Lu Bu, the empress continued to chat with Yun Xiao, occasionally revealing some principles that only a saint can understand, so that Yun Xiao could take some time to understand.
Water Margin talks about the world of Yue, Zhending Mansion.
After finally waiting for the holiday, Zhang Fei got busy early in his residence. He fried whole chili peppers in warm oil and then marinated them in soup.
When the soup was fragrant and spicy and looked delicious, Zhang Fei directed two cooks who were good at making noodles to start kneading the noodles.
“Don’t forget what Mr. said about rubbing and waking up three times. This is the key to delicious food.”
Chai Jin walked in wrapped in a down jacket, holding two slaves in his hand. It’s not appropriate to come to Mr. Zhang’s place for dinner with wild game. It’s not appropriate to go empty-handed.
Shi Wengong and Lu Junyi each carried a can of liquor and came to join in the fun.
Lu Zhishen led Li Zhong and Zhou Tong, carrying two braised geese. Zhang Fei lived less than 200 meters away from Fengmingxuan, but Lu Zhishen showed off three goose legs on the road.
The last goose leg, Zhou Tong, was saved after some hard talking.
The taciturn Yang Zhi was already at the door. Seeing that everyone was bringing food, he went to a nearby meat stall and bought a skinned fat sheep.
It is said that this is frozen sheep from the northern grassland. It is cheap but full of flavor.
The so-called frozen sheep are sheep that freeze to death in wind and snow. In order to reduce losses, herdsmen pick them out of their snow nests and transport them to the Song Dynasty for sale, which can reduce part of the losses.
When everyone arrived, Zhang Fei took a clean big stone into the yard, took the noodles that the two cooks had mixed, cut out a strip, and hit it hard on the stone.
Sun Xin was eager to try it:
"Third Master, what kind of delicious food are you cooking?"
Zhang Fei proudly introduced:
"Pan Mian! It is said that I invented it. When the Cao thieves attacked Xinye, I was so anxious that I threw my noodles on the rocks, so I made Xinye Pan Mian... Today I will let you try it, invented by me, Zhang Fei, in Authentic Anhui Pan Mian, which is particularly popular in Hebei area! ”
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