Chapter 456 Xixia people and dogs are not allowed to enter! [Asking for monthly votes]
Lehe knew that he could not persuade these two people, so he had to remind:
“Pay attention to safety, don’t look back, and you will need Qilin Village to come to the robbery field to rescue, in that case we It’s no different from Liangshan.”
Shi Qian waved his hand:
“Don’t worry, I just went out to make some noise and give the people some hope.”
Although the news of officials shitting their pants in the court was strictly sealed, it still spread quietly. The people were furious at the lawlessness of the Xixia envoys, but the most angry thing was the court's forbearance and retreat.
Damn it, a small country like Xixia, a small country, could actually sit on the head of the Song Dynasty and shit and pee.
It has been several days, and the turtle grandson Wan'er is still wandering on the street, entering and exiting various sensual places without hesitation. Xuanzan, who is investigating the case, is going to be imprisoned.
Encountering such a court is really frustrating.
Shi En asked while holding a tray of freshly baked crispy roast chicken:
"Do you need my help?"
Shi Qian tore off a chicken leg and saw the gravy flowing down, and praised:
"This kind of chicken looks delicious at first sight... No assistance is needed, We won't do anything dangerous."
He took a bite of the chicken and it was indeed delicious. The skin was crispy and the meat inside was plump and juicy... For chicken lovers, it was simply delicious. Dream love chicken.
If it weren’t for the action at night, Shi Qian would have really wanted to drink two taels of white wine and have a nice sleep.
While he was eating, the dog in his arms was attracted by the smell of the meat and struggled to take a bite, but was stopped by Shi Qian:
“It’s too hot, I’ll give it to you later.”
Shi Jin tore open another roasted chicken and asked while eating:
"Is this crispy chicken cooked according to the instructions given by Mr. Shi En?"
Shi En Nodded:
"Yes. Brush vinegar and caramel sugar on the surface, and the baked chicken skin will become crispy. The tutorial says that red Zhejiang vinegar is needed, but unfortunately we can't buy it here."
Although Shi En is not a chef, he is leisurely. I have nothing to do, I like to think about something to eat.
He felt that he was short because he didn't have enough nutrition. He just turned twenty-five this year while he was still young, so he planned to eat more, just in case his head grows longer, which would make him more impressive.
A few people were eating and chatting in the backyard. The signal light of the walkie-talkie next to them came on, and Li Si's voice came out:
"The Xixia envoy is here for dinner, can you accept it? ?”
Shi En thought for a while and said:
"Just say that the guests are full and we will not accept you. Later, we will hang a sign on the door saying "No Xixia people and dogs are allowed". The word "dog" must be crossed out. Go to death. "
Li Si was happy when he heard it:
"The people in the city are not allowed to come and watch?"
"This is the effect we want! ”
At the gate of Fengming Restaurant, the Xixia envoy with a party hairstyle led a group of guards to the gate. As soon as Li Si came out with a smile on his face:
"Sorry, our place is full today. "
A Xixia guard pointed at half of the tables in the hall and asked:
"Why do you say they are full when there are so many empty seats?"
"They are all reserved. Although the guests haven't arrived yet, the tables have been reserved. You can go to other places to spend money. We really can't accommodate them here."
The Xixia guard was about to get angry, but the Xixia envoy held back:
“Aren’t you afraid that I will sue the court and say that you are disrespectful to me, the Xixia people?”
“The envoy was joking. , how can we disrespect the distinguished Xixia people? We can’t wait to make you into dumplings and remember them forever. I’m really sorry today.”
“Is there room for you tomorrow?”
"I'm really sorry, all the seats for tomorrow are reserved, there is nothing extra."
"The day after tomorrow..."
"From tonight to New Year's Eve, our seats are all booked. As for the first day of the next year...I'm sorry, the reservations haven't started yet. If we can make reservations, we will "Notified in advance."
The Xixia envoy was used to being arrogant. Just as he was about to move out of Honglu Temple to threaten Li Si, several more guests came outside the door:
"Shopkeeper Li, and Are there any seats available?”
“Yes, yes, there are plenty of them. Here are four distinguished guests. The waiter will greet you.”
A Xixia guard grabbed Li Si's collar angrily:
"Looking for death!"
Li Si still had the same smile:
"The boss said it was full. There is nothing I can do..."
The Xixia envoy is no longer interested in eating:
"Let him go, let's go."
As soon as they left, Zhang San walked out of it holding a wooden sign:
"Damn, hurry up and hurry up, still not in front of the Xixia people It’s a pity to hang this sign in front of me.”
After that, he took a nail and a hammer and nailed the wooden sign to the door frame, with a line of large characters written on it in thin gold:< br>
【Xixia people and dogs are not allowed to enter! 】
A group of guests who had just entered the door immediately gathered around and praised the sign.
Everyone was angry about the behavior of Xixia people. Now that I saw this brand, I instantly felt good about Fengming Restaurant.
A scholar asked:
"Why is the word 'dog' crossed out? Is it because it is not written well? I am not a talented student, so I am willing to write a new sign for the store!"
After he took the lead, others also took the initiative to ask for help in rewriting the store's sign.
Li Si explained:
“After the sign was written, the owner took one look at it and said, dogs and beasts were listed together, how innocent, so he crossed it out. Our Fengming Restaurant just does not accept Xixia people. , the dog is still welcome.”
Damn, this ridicule is not only full of laughter, but also overflowing.
The surrounding merchants saw that Fengming Restaurant’s business was actually better after they put up the sign, and they quickly followed suit. Even the coffin shop with paper figures selling ghost coins also put up a similar sign.
This matter spread quickly, Fengming Restaurant became even more popular, and the private rooms were in short supply, and they were all booked in the next few days.
When it was dark, some courtiers who were on duty came to drink and dine. When they saw the sign, instead of getting angry, they started to criticize it happily.
If this incident had happened during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Shi En and others would definitely have been imprisoned, or even executed.
But the Song Dynasty did not have such a trend and was quite open-minded.
For example, after Qin Hui framed Yue Fei, vendors in Hangzhou invented fried dough sticks, cypress wrapped with green onions and other foods. Even the courtiers bought and ate them, and the court did not see any literary inquisition.
When Cai Jing retired from old age and returned to his hometown, he transported several carts of gold and silver treasures, but the people along the way did not sell anything to him, so the traitor starved to death on the road.
The people have backbone, but they encountered a court that was not worthy of them.
Su Yuanjing had a banquet tonight. He came to Fengming Restaurant in a sedan chair. When he saw the sign, he just smiled bitterly:
"Let's tear it down tomorrow. Don't make too much noise. "
Li Si quickly accepted the order:
"Follow Taiwei Jun's order"
As one of the few good officials in the Water Margin story, Su Yuanjing had a close relationship with Wen Huanzhang. Shi En and others showed their kindness to him many times after they came to Kaifeng.
Now Su Taiwei is one of the patrons of Fengming Restaurant, but he does not take any shares and only comes here for meals occasionally, which makes the friendship between gentlemen seem as light as water.
After Su Yuanjing went upstairs, Shi En quickly went to say hello. After serving all the dishes, he also presented today's newly cooked roast chicken to the officials for tasting.
In the backyard, Shi Jin put on night clothes, put on a black backpack, took out his mobile phone and took a selfie of himself.
Shi Qian on the side asked:
"Choose a name for yourself, Weizhou Hero, Huayin Young Hero, Guanzhong Shuaixia, Fengming Hero, Tattooed Dragon Hero, Jiulong Hero... which one do you think is better?"
"I don't think you have any idea. That’s great. Don’t you have that kind of heroic title that makes people shine?”
“I can’t remember it for a while, so you can figure it out yourself.”
The same goes for Shi Jin. He couldn't use his real name, and he couldn't even reveal his surname, lest the court would arrest him and harm others, so he finally chose the title Weizhou Hero. I hope the court will not go to Weizhou to arrest people with great fanfare... Shi Jin dressed up properly, and followed Shi Qian's instructions, hanging weapons and equipment such as general thorns, flying claws, blow darts, and Sichuan crossbows on his body.
When everything was ready, the two of them took advantage of the darkness and left the backyard of Fengming Restaurant one after another and went straight to the Xixia Posthouse where the Xixia envoy lived.
When we arrived at the place, we first released the drone to check the defense situation. After the laxative incident, the defense level in the Xixia Post House was obviously much higher. Not only were there patrols from the imperial court in the yard, but also on the roof. There are even hidden whistles.
Damn it, if we use this kind of power to attack Xixia, the territory of the Song Dynasty will not be so small.
Shi Qian thought for a while, led Shi Jin to the Liao State Posthouse not far away, and stole a carriage from inside.
Shi changed his clothes, sat on the shaft of the carriage, and drove the carriage to the street in a swaggering manner. Shi Jin got into the carriage and made a torch with the small can of kerosene he always had.
When passing by the Xixia Post House, he raised the window, lit the torch, threw it into the wooden house near the gate, and shouted:
"Get out of Tokyo, get out of the Central Plains, Xixia dogs!"
The carriage passed by at high speed. Just as the soldiers at the door were about to give chase, they found that the house was set on fire and rushed to put out the fire.
However, the kerosene from the torch soaked into the house, and the fire quickly broke out, making it impossible to rescue. The soldiers around were busy carrying water, and there was a loophole in the guard.
Shi Qian casually threw the carriage into the street and found that the whistle on the roof had left. The two climbed over the wall and found the Xixia envoy who was about to go out to avoid the fire.
When Shi Jin was there, before the envoy could speak, he was struck in the back of the head with a knife, and he fainted immediately.
The two took advantage of the chaos to smuggle out the envoy who had offended everyone, found an abandoned yard, and tried all kinds of torture to torture the envoy.
While having nothing to do, Shi Qian also asked about Xixia's bribery list, and the names of many courtiers were clearly listed.
The increase in the New Year's Coin this time was originally a scene agreed upon by both parties, but the matter ended because the ministers had diarrhea for no apparent reason.
After taking care of this matter, Shi Qian found the secret passage of Song Huizong's private meeting with Master Li based on the original description of "Water Margin" and left some calligraphy treasures inside.
Early the next morning, outside Suizao Gate, many Tokyo residents were waiting to leave the city. Suddenly, they found a corpse hanging on the city gate. Judging from the dress, it was the Xixia envoy.
There are a few lines of large characters on the city wall next to it:
"Weizhou heroes, traveling here, encountered Xixia dog thieves, and taught them a lesson. If there are those who arouse public anger, I will I will take your head!"
After seeing this, the soldiers guarding the city quickly took brushes and other objects to erase these words.
The word Nai He was sprayed on with self-spray paint, and it is difficult to wash it off unless it is scraped off the wall bit by bit.
In less than two hours, the name of Weizhou Hero spread throughout Tokyo, and many people even came by carriage to pay homage to these handwritings.
The officials of Honglu Temple were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, not knowing what to do.
As for the person in charge of the case, Choujun Ma Xuanzan, he escaped because he was detained in advance.
After hearing about this incident in prison, Xuanzan was extremely happy:
“Zhongyuan Erlang, there is finally a brave person. It’s a pity that someone is in jail, otherwise he will definitely end up with that big man. The hero drinks three hundred cups!”
The death of the Xixia envoy caused an uproar in Tokyo, and even Cai Jing and others were afraid.
It is not that they are worried about the revenge of the Xixia people, but that this mysterious Weizhou hero can actually kidnap and kill the Xixia envoys in full view of the public. This will lead to the Taishi Mansion and the Taiwei Mansion, and the consequences will be Unthinkable.
Half of the officials in the DPRK and Central Government have stepped up security at their homes, and some have even moved directly to the military camps, highlighting a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death.
As for Huizong, he also silently strengthened the imperial guards in the palace.
The handwriting left by the Weizhou hero was actually found in the secret passage, which made Huizong, who was originally in high spirits, suddenly wilted and even felt a little scared.
He ordered the golden gun teacher Xu Ning to protect him personally, and also transferred many instructors from the Forbidden Army to be responsible for the security of the palace.
In the backyard of Fengming Restaurant, Shi Jin listened to these rumors and took a sip of tea happily:
"It's a pity that Brother Yanqing and the others are not here, otherwise we will definitely make a big mess if we join forces. "
If Yan Qing, Shi Xiu, Yang Lin and others were there, not only the Xixia envoys would be unlucky last night, but the commotion would be even greater, and the people would probably be happier.
Shi En came to the backyard muttering and said:
"Early in the morning, all the meat in the city was sold out. When the people heard about this, they wanted to have a good meal to celebrate even if they borrowed money... If it triggers a war, will we be tainted by the cause and effect?"
Shi Qian held the poodle in his arms and said:
"The Song Dynasty was corrupt, and Xixia was not much better. No one could start a war. The Western Army kept fighting just to get military expenses. ”
At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, not only the Song Dynasty was corrupted, but the Liao and Xixia were also like mud on the wall. No one could blame anyone. Therefore, when the Jin Kingdom suddenly emerged, these countries were completely defeated and unbearable. hit.
The Jin Kingdom in the later period was even more corrupt than the Song Dynasty, and was eventually taken away by Genghis Khan.
Shi Jin asked:
"Uncle Huang will not follow the old path of the Song Dynasty in the future, right?"
"No, our route is fundamentally different. The Song Dynasty is a class of scholar-bureaucrats. In power, they monopolize a large amount of land, but we are the people who are in charge and put the people first."
Lehe ate the steamed bun slices fried in the kitchen and said thoughtfully:
< br>"The Xixia envoy is dead, and Xuan Zan is not guilty of any crime. What do you think the court will do with him?"
Privy Council officials are also worried about this issue.
There is no rule of law in punishing crimes, because all the evidence shows that Xuanzan had nothing to do with the death of the Xixia envoy. He even avoided all suspicion because he was impeached.
But if Xuanzan is released, the courtiers will not agree. After all, he said everything during the impeachment. Even if Xuanzan is released now, he may not forgive everyone.
A Weizhou hero who comes and goes without a trace is already a headache. If another one is released to praise his martial arts skills, the city of Tokyo may become a river of blood.
There is no way to let go, and there is no crime to be beheaded. The county king has listed some crimes, such as stealing the princess's jewelry, seizing the princess's maids, etc. The meaning is obvious, just praise this person. Even if he doesn't die, he will have to be sent thousands of miles away, out of sight.
The people in the Privy Council received the benefits, so naturally they had to help the prince solve the problem.
This group of people thought hard, and based on the charges provided by the county king, plus some other reasons, they finally decided to sentence Xuanzan to fifty canes and exile him to the prison city of Xingzhou.
The good-looking county horse suddenly transformed into a sentenced prisoner.
Shi En was overjoyed when he got this piece of information.
Xingzhou, I happen to be passing through Handan. When the time comes, Guan Erye will show up in person. I don’t have to worry about the general being unmoved. Besides, even if we don’t go to Handan, Xingzhou still has Ma Lin, who can win over a desperate Xuanzan. , it’s not a trivial matter.
He wrote down the matter in a notebook, saved it as an electronic document, and then stored it in two different USB flash drives, and asked his men to leave the city and send them to Qilin Village.
You don’t have to worry about the U disk being cracked, and you don’t feel bad if you lose it. It can be used to transmit information.
In the past two days, when Shi Jin had nothing to do, he went to the teahouse and restaurant. He heard that the scholar told the story of the heroes of Weizhou, such as the heroes of Weizhou who outsmarted the Black Dragon Village, the heroes of Weizhou who bravely captured the murderous tiger, and the heroes of Weizhou. He was very happy to hear stories such as the Three Heroes' Three Attacks Shocking Guandong.
After the show is over, this guy will quietly find the storyteller, and add more details to the story to increase the authenticity... Well, these storyteller are all subordinates of the Intelligence Department, and were deliberately released by Shi En. .
The common people know very little about the heroes of Weizhou. Before their impression is established, they should publicize more positive stories to avoid the court throwing dirty water.
In fact, these storytellers were invited to the Yamen as soon as they started talking about the heroes of Weizhou.
But they swore that it was a made-up story and they did not know the Weizhou heroes at all. The government could not find any evidence and had to let him go.
From that day on, every time they tell a story, they will make a special statement that this story is purely fabricated. If there is any coincidence, please ask the Weizhou heroes to confront it.
However, the more this happens, the more people like to listen to the stories of Weizhou heroes. There are even boring literati who make up stories about Weizhou heroes bravely breaking into Yichun Tower, fighting against thirteen women at night, and being defeated by force. The white-haired Xiyu Ji and other dirty jokes made Shi Jin very angry.
He was just about to go find these scholars to reason, and he heard that many ladies and ladies in the capital liked to hear such stories, so he immediately gave up the idea of beating them up.
We are heroes, how can we bully the weak?
In the real world, Li Yu looked at the scene broadcast by his old mother in front of the statue, and said with a smile:
"Shi Jin has always wanted to be a knight, and now he finally got his wish, Shi Jin This guy really knows how to do what he wants."
The queen cut off the broadcast and talked about the upcoming annihilation of the mosquitoes in Fengshen World:
"His traces have been discovered. There are saints who want to erase the traces, but are blocked by Tai Chi Tu... Once you kill the mosquitoes, you can start the journey to the world of Journey to the West."
Li Yu: "!!!!!!!!!"
Hot, oh, oh, oh, is the world of Journey to the West finally about to open?
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