Chapter 457 The Administrator of Journey to the West! [Ask for a guaranteed monthly ticket]
“Mom, didn’t you say last time that Journey to the West cannot be opened too early?”
While being excited, Li Yu thought of what the empress had said before, that Journey to the West would not open too early. Sooner or later, Cihang and others will obtain the Buddhist Golden Body of Journey to the West, so they have to delay opening it.
Now it can be turned on. Did Laojun and Zhen Yuanzi make some extraordinary arrangements last time?
The Empress said:
"The Nine-Rank Lotus Platform can suppress the golden bodies of all Buddhas. Although the time is not long, it is enough to survive the great catastrophe of becoming a god."
Tsk, your gods' concept of time is really uncomfortable.
When the old mother just said that the suppression time of the Nine-Rank Lotus Platform was not long, Li Yu thought that it would be about twenty or thirty minutes, or ten minutes, but what he said after that was enough to survive the Great Tribulation of the Gods.
The Great Tribulation of the Gods did not last for a day or two, but lasted for twenty-eight years.
This little time is not long in the eyes of gods. No wonder it only goes out once every hundreds of thousands of years... Hiss, don't fight, don't fight, I was wrong!
After being beaten, Li Fuyu obviously behaved a lot:
“Isn’t the Nine-Rank Lotus Platform a magic weapon? Can it still suppress the Buddhist golden body?”
The Empress said:
"The lotus platform is the treasure of suppressing the religion. The luck, disaster, cause and effect, merit, etc. of the entire Buddhist sect are all suppressed by the nine-grade lotus platform. It is possible to make the golden body temporarily ineffective."
With nothing to do, the old mother did some science research on the meaning of the town’s teaching treasure.
For a sect to gain a foothold, ability and strength alone are not enough, especially in the world of gods, where every one is an innate being, and everyone is burdened with unimaginable vastness of cause and effect.
When these people with cause and effect come together, they will lead to greater cause and effect, and even lead to the reorganization of the world.
In order to prevent this kind of thing from happening, it is necessary to use an innate magic weapon that can suppress luck to suppress the cause and effect, so that the people in the religion can work hard under the leadership of the leader.
When the sect gets on the right track and starts to earn merit, it can offset the cause and effect suppressed by the magic weapon and allow the sect to develop smoothly without causing disaster.
In the world of Fengshen, each sect has its own treasure to suppress the religion.
The Western Sect has the twelve-level lotus platform held by the Taoist Taoist Jie Yin, the Human Sect has the Tai Chi Diagram, the Chan Sect has the Pangu Flags, the Jie Sect has the Killing Immortal Sword Formation, and even the Nuwa Empress has a unique mountain and river chart in her hand.
Each sect has different ideas, and the treasures of suppressing the religion are also different.
For example, the Human Cult does not like to be involved in cause and effect, so it uses the Tai Chi Diagram, the number one magical weapon in the Conferred Gods, as a treasure to suppress the religion.
In addition, the first defensive artifact in my hand, the Black and Yellow Exquisite Tower of Heaven and Earth, also has the effect of suppressing luck.
A sect with only two people has two top-level magic weapons that can suppress luck, as well as countless innate spiritual treasures and acquired magic weapons. What is low-key luxury? That’s it!
The Pangu Banner of Chanjiao is said to be the transformation of Pangu's Sky-Opening Axe. It can not only defend, but also has super strong attack power. It also has its own merits of opening the sky. No matter who it fights, it will automatically stand on the moral high ground. This is a perfect fit. Explain the teaching style of behavior that always involves moral kidnapping.
Relatively speaking, Jiejiao's Zhuxian Sword Formation is almost uninteresting.
Although the four swords together have the best attack power in the world and require the action of four saints, they only attack and have no defense. They have no merit in the world and cannot suppress luck. , very similar to the position of uncle Jie Jiao who does not love or love his grandma.
The Western sect is in a poor position and can only recruit disciples by making wishes on cakes. When there is nothing to do, it tells some false and empty stories to give the followers blood. In this case, a lotus platform emerges from the mud and is not stained. It is more in line with the image of the sect.
“Mom, besides suppressing luck, what else can your map of mountains and rivers do?”
"Imprisonment!"
The old mother explained the purpose of the magic weapon in a concise and concise manner, but unfortunately she couldn't use it on her son. Otherwise, he would be locked up for three to five years every time he was naughty and he would definitely be obedient.
After talking about the magic weapon, Li Yu asked:
“If the world of Journey to the West is opened, who will be the administrator?”
“This is not a question of who should be the administrator, but who should be the administrator? Who can do it?”
In fact, the empress really hopes that the gods can become administrators, so that Yunxiao can become the administrator of the world of gods and enter and exit the real world freely.
Then Tu Niangniang can serve as the administrator of Journey to the West, and come to the real world to order a cup of milk tea when you have nothing to do.
Even Empress Nuwa herself can serve as the administrator of the Yang Family Romance World. When you are not busy, you can come here to have a spa, go shopping with your daughter-in-law, etc. It is a pleasure.
Li Yu originally wanted to go back and ask Brother Dao, but thinking about the stumbling communication between a person and a dog gave him a headache. He thought for a while and said:
"How about I bring the dog here? Come on, if you can read its mind, it will save you a lot of trouble.”
"Okay, I'll give it a try."
The queen was very excited to suddenly come into contact with a creature in two higher dimensions.
Not long after, Li Yu led the reluctant Brother Dao to the statue. This guy had just been taking a photo with two ladies in Hanfu wearing silk stockings, and he even took the initiative to put his head on their legs. .
Unfortunately, just as he was enjoying it, he was ruthlessly pulled away by Li Yu. No matter how much he protested, it was ineffective.
“Mom, the dog is here, let’s start?”
"Okay!"
Li Yu squatted down and said to Brother Dao, who was full of emotion:
"There is a very important world rule that needs to be verified. Please cooperate well. When it is done, give me You stew big bones, if you agree, I will deduct 1!"
Brother Dao muttered unsatisfied, and Li Yu asked in his heart:
"Mom, what did Gouzi say? ”
"I'm scolding you, and the scolding is very ugly... A high-latitude dog who likes stockings, when it becomes the way of heaven, won't it create a world of stockings?"
Probably not... ?
Li Yu imagined a world full of beautiful legs in stockings, and found it quite exciting.
In order to prevent being lectured by his old mother, he quickly calmed down and asked Brother Dao:
"Can you set the immortal as the administrator now?"
"Woof woof woof!"
Brother Dao barked several times in succession. Li Yu didn't have a small blackboard in his hand, so he couldn't even guess.
Fortunately, there is an old mother, she said softly:
"Now you can only set it as a mortal, and you have to upgrade a few times before you can set it as a fairy... In addition to this, there are other Several sentences, all scolding you. "
Good guy, you still hold a grudge. Why don't you let Lu Bu wear stockings to make up for it?
When Li Yu thought of that scene, he felt that Gouzi would collapse the whole world... Forget it, it's better not to irritate this guy.
It takes a few upgrades to have hope, but Journey to the West seems to be hopeless.
Li Yu asked:
"As a mortal, can we only set Tang Sanzang, the most ferocious beast in ancient times?"
"Sanzang is Sanzang, and Jin Chan is Jin Chan. , Besides, the six-winged golden cicada can only be regarded as an ancient creature at best, not a ferocious beast, and it is several blocks away from the most ferocious beast in ancient times."
Isn't this just a joke... Li Yu asked:
"Which node of Tang Sanzang should be chosen as the administrator?"
"The great revenge was avenged. When I was reading scriptures in Hongfu Temple in Chang'an ...The date of the hundred chapters you gave me is wrong. I don’t know how old Tang Seng is in the world that opens up in the book.”
“Journey to the West” is one of the four great classics and was written in the Ming Dynasty. It has been published in many editions, and the most popular one today contains a description of the origin of Tang Monk's life experience.
But this description is not very clever, and the time error is large.
It is written in the book that in the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty opened a college to recruit scholars and recruit talents from all over the world. Chen Guangrui, who studied hard at home, went to Beijing to take the exam. Lord, went to Jiangzhou to take up his post, but was beaten to death and the number one scholar was faked.
The wife wanted to commit suicide, but because she was pregnant with Chen Guangrui's flesh and blood, she could only endure the humiliation and succumb to the bandits. Later, she gave birth to a child, and fearing that she would be killed, she put it on a wooden board and floated away along the river. This baby became Tang Monk.
Eighteen years later, Xuanzang grew up. After many twists and turns, he finally recognized his mother and avenged his family.
The body of his father Chen Guangrui has been kept by the Dragon King, and he also worked as an official in the Dragon Palace. Later, the great revenge was avenged, and he returned to the human world, and the family was happily reunited.
Chen Guangrui re-entered the court as an official, while Xuanzang entered Hongfu Temple and devoted himself to studying Buddhist scriptures.
This time period was actually the thirteenth year of Zhenguan.
According to what is written in the book, Tang Seng actually grew up to the age of eighteen in a parallel world.
Also in September of the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, Xuanzang presided over the Land and Water Conference in Chang'an. Guanyin came with Muzha to deliver equipment, and Xuanzang rode a white horse to the west to obtain scriptures.
The thirteenth year of Zhenguan has simply become the anchor of time, and the root of everything is here.
As for the age at which Tang Monk set out, according to the hundred chapters, it should be eighteen years old, but the age is clearly stated several times later in the book, which ranges from thirty to forty, especially at the end of the study. One year, before meeting the Jade Rabbit, an old monk asked him his age, and Tang Monk made it clear that he was forty-five years old.
Calculated according to the fourteen years of Buddhist scripture study, Tang Seng should have been thirty-one years old when he set out from Chang'an.
People of this age group have both learning ability and strong business ability, so it is more reasonable for Li Shimin to arrange to host the Land and Water Conference.
Li Yu asked: "How about a different version of "Journey to the West"?"
The Empress did not agree:
"Let's just use this version. After it is turned on, time will automatically rationalize. Besides, the eighteen-year-old Tang Seng is better educated than the middle-aged Tang Seng in his thirties, and I can bluff you."
It's okay, even if we bluff. Can't help it, isn't there his sworn brother Xiao Shimin and the door god Qin Gongye? If it doesn't work, let Zishou carry him around and throw him around.
Let the ancient little ferocious beast experience the dizziness test in the recruitment exam.
As for whether to be obedient or not, this is easy. B&B is a place where even Tathagata Buddha has to stand up and offer a toast. When Sanzang comes, he naturally has to be obedient.
While chatting, the empress’s voice sounded in Li Yu’s mind:
"Brother Dao didn't expect that I could read his mind. He was a little scared. It was useless for me to comfort him."
Li Yu turned his face and found that the dog was looking at the statue in surprise and yelled. After a few words, he rubbed Li Yu's leg and ran towards the B&B.
“Mom, what did the dog say?”
“It said it doesn’t feel safe here and will never come again.”
Damn, communicating in front of the statue can reduce A lot of ineffective communication, saving a lot of time... The way Gouzi ran away quickly, how does it feel like a man deleting his browser history?
Is it because he is ashamed to let people know that he likes girls in stockings?
Li Yu had many thoughts and thought that he could threaten Gouzi with this matter in the future.
"You should go back too, son. Yunxiao came to chat with me. I will let Guiying inform you when I kill Taoist Mosquito."
"Okay mom, you and Yunxiao Do you want snacks? I can provide some.”
The queen smiled softly:
"Are you filial to me, or are you trying to make Yunxiao eat it?"
"Of course I am filial to you. Let Yunxiao make whatever she wants to eat. B&Bs do not support idlers!"
" I hope that when Yunxiao goes to the real world, you can still have such a tough mouth... Go ahead and make a few more things to make your mother look happy!"
Li Yu returned to the B&B and made some salt and pepper cashews and spiced broad beans. I also used the oven to make honey chicken wings, spicy steamed buns, French fries and dried pumpkins. I also took out some semi-finished purple potato balls, taro paste sesame balls, taiyaki, jujube cakes and other delicacies from the refrigerator, and processed them. Mu Guiying took them over together.
“Wow, there is so much to eat. I really envy myself for having a husband who knows how to cook delicious food!”
Mu Guiying pinched two balls and chewed them, her face filled with the happiness of eating delicious food.
Li Yu said:
"Go and deliver it to my mother. If you like it, I will fry something else later to make sure you still want to eat it."
"Okay, okay... By the way, husband, can you make some of the boneless hairtail you made last time? I haven't eaten it for several days and I'm a little greedy."
"Okay. , no problem, I will bring a box of fish over here and cook more so that you can enjoy it.”
When Mu Guiying excitedly went to deliver delicacies to her empress, Li Yu also brought a box of hairtail from the cold storage, changed the knife and processed it, and prepared to make boneless hairtail without spitting out spines.
Three Kingdoms World, Huguan County.
Lu Bu, dressed in camouflage uniform, was installing a signal tower with Song Xian and several soldiers.
This time it was a cylindrical signal tower, not a keel frame. It was easier to build. There was a real-world crane. Everyone just tightened the screws and it was half built in no time.
The length of the remaining half of the crane was limited. After thinking about it, Lu Bu simply connected the upper half on the spot and installed the signal module of the repeater station.
When everything was ready, he set up a table in front of the signal tower, placed the statue of Zhang Daoling on it, and prepared a few offerings.
While he was busy, Zhang Daoling's figure appeared from mid-air:
"Wen Houmo is ready. If you need help, just let us know. No need to be so polite."
Lu Bu laughed loudly and raised his hands to the sky:
"There is really no other way. The super crane is too expensive and it is not worthwhile to buy it...Thank you very much, Lao Zhang, I will give it to you in the real world tomorrow. Bring something good.”
"It's easy to talk about."
Zhang Daoling waved his whisk, and the upper half of the signal tower flew up and landed firmly on the half-built base.
Lu Bu put the reinforcement screws into a bag, took the wrench, climbed up, fixed all the screws properly, and then reinforced the other screws.
After connecting the signal module and confirming that there was no problem, Zhang Daoling disappeared into the sky.
Song Xian led the soldiers and kowtowed in the direction where Zhang Daoling disappeared, his handsome face full of emotion:
"Damn, we actually asked gods to help us. Our backstage is really tough...General, if I encounter emergencies in the future, can I also ask Zhang Tianshi for help?"
"You can try, but there is no guarantee. Success, this thing depends on appearance, why can I succeed in several worlds? It’s just because of my outstanding appearance!”
Lu Bu wanted to pretend, but he didn’t expect Song Xian to take it seriously! :
“If it comes to appearance, shouldn’t all the gods and Buddhas in the sky be rushing to make friends with me? No, I’m a reserved person, and I can’t make friends with the gods casually. That would make me look too cheap. ”
Lu Bu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Can you, you idiot, change your place and make fun of the gods? We were talking about this on the signal tower. I had no place to hide when the lightning struck me... In order to prevent Song Xian from saying anything about being struck by lightning again, Lu Bu ordered:
"Go down and test the signal. By the way. What's the situation in Changzi County?"
"Okay general, I'll get down right away!"
Song Xian came down from the signal tower, unbuckled his seat belt, and held the walkie-talkie on the side. , tuned to channel 055, and asked Xun You:
"Mr. Gongda, how is the war situation on your side?"
"We have entered the city. Meng Qi and Zhang Xiu are clearing out the remaining Black Mountain bandits. Did Marquis Wen have any orders?"
"The signal tower is set up and I am testing the signal."
said After that, Song Xian contacted Hukou Pass, Lu County, Xiangyuan County and other places respectively. The signal was no problem, especially after increasing the power, he could even contact Guyuan County farther away.
Unfortunately, in high-power mode, the signal tower consumes too much power. To be on the safe side, use it sparingly.
When Lu Bu came down, good news came from Changzi County at the same time. All the Black Mountain bandits had been wiped out. Xun You took over the county and was collecting and sorting out various information about Changzi County.
Officials sent by the imperial court are already on the way. When they arrive, Shangdang County will officially enter reconstruction mode.
Building roads, suppressing bandits, digging canals, holding grievance meetings... After a series of actions, the entire Shangdang County will be full of vitality again.
Lu Bu wiped the sweat from his face, took a walkie-talkie and said to Xun You:
"Within two days, eliminate the banditry around Changzi County, then let the troops disperse and station, and the main force will gather in the direction of Lu County . Zhang Xiu, Meng Qi and Hao Zhao took the light cavalry to Changshan County to move... I will go to Lu County first and prepare the supplies and food needed there. "
Shangdang County. The war is basically coming to an end, and Lu Bu is about to begin his long-distance migration.
First go to Lu County, then return to Hukou Pass, go to Zhongdu County to build a signal tower, and then go to Hanoi and Luoyang...
Xun You said:
"If the general never returns to Huguan County, , can you transport two more emergency generators and two large barrels of diesel?"
"Okay, no problem, I have prepared emergency power supplies for you."
End the call. Lu Bu hurried to the real world and began to prepare the things Xun You would use. He also transported the watermelon to reward the army so that everyone could share a piece.
At the same time, at the Pubanjin Ferry from Guanzhong to Hedong County, Sun Facai drove his TX6 and carefully drove to the pontoon, preparing to cross the river.
Liu Xie, who was in the passenger seat, silently put on a life jacket and asked:
"Teacher Sun, if the car overturns, can we survive?"
"No."
“Then why don’t you let the army carry the car over?”
"This is the stubbornness of an experienced driver!"
While driving, Sun Facai explained to Liu Xie:
"If the car rolls over later, remember to go to the real world quickly... We have to ask Brother Yu to buy some sets of diving equipment and oxygen bottles later. If underwater rescue is needed, we won’t be blinded.”
He babbled to embolden himself and waited for the car to cross the Yellow River. Only then did I realize that my hands were sweaty and even the steering wheel was wet.
Officials from Hedong County led by Du Ji and Ji Ling came to greet them. Sun Facai didn't bother to respond. He took out a pack of cigarettes from the glove box, lit it, took a big sip, and then said:
"Damn, I almost lost half my life when I crossed the Yellow River. Fortunately, there were a bunch of good luck cat pendants hanging on the car."
He raised his hand and touched the pendants hanging on the rearview mirror. Only then did I realize that these more than twenty pendants were all broken into powder...
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On the first day of June, please give me a guaranteed monthly ticket. Brothers!
(End of this chapter)