Chapter 467 Lu Bu: Brother Sanzang, you have to practice martial arts! [Asking for monthly tickets]
As soon as Xuanzang appeared in the warehouse, he met Qin Qiong who was also delivering supplies. He quickly put his hands together and said hello:
"I have met Mr. Qin! ”
Qin Qiong was startled by the sudden appearance of the monk:
“Do you know me?”
"Just now, the young monk met another Mr. Qin in Taiji Palace. You look much better than him."
Qin Qiong then realized:
"You are Tang Seng Tang. Sanzang? The administrator of Journey to the West? "
"A great blessing has come from heaven. The young monk is now the administrator of His Highness the Holy Son. Please take care of me."
"Welcome. Real world, haven’t you had breakfast yet? Let’s go for a walk.”
Xuanzang's first task today is to deliver the message, and by the way, he will ask Li Yu some questions, such as how to completely reverse the secret of heaven and so on.
Since Mr. Qin invited him to have breakfast with him, he naturally could not deny his kindness. After all, he is the oldest among all the administrators and can be called the big brother of the B&B.
The two came to the restaurant, and a group of sleepy guests who were having breakfast immediately brightened up:
"Wow, I finally saw someone cosplaying Tang Monk."
"What a handsome Tang Seng, brother Yudi, can you add me on WeChat?"
"No wonder the male demons choose to eat meat when they meet Tang Monk, while the female demons choose to get married when they meet him. If I were a female demon, I would also choose to get married."
"Shall we eat after we get married?"< br>
"Brother Yudi, do you need a little girl to help you practice?"
"..."
Listening to the bold and aggressive words of these Hanfu female demons, Xuanzang He could only lower his head and lower his eyes, saying Amitabha repeatedly, as if he would not look at anything inappropriate.
The more he reacted like this, the more everyone thought he looked like a cosplayer. Several people didn't even bother to eat, so they ran over with their skirts in hand to take photos with Xuanzang.
Qin Qiong looked at this scene with a smile. Once upon a time, he had been surrounded by people like this.
Fortunately, the guests in the B&B were dressed in all kinds of costumes. Some people came here two days ago to film a short play on fairy tales. So when they saw Xuanzang, everyone did not find it strange, but thought it was normal.
Qin Qiong served herself a bowl of vegetable and lean meat porridge. Remembering that the monk was a vegetarian, she served Xuanzang a bowl of white porridge, a sesame pancake and some cold side dishes.
When everyone had enough teasing, Xuanzang finally got away and sat down to eat with Qin Qiong.
"Are you used to the food in the B&B?"
"For the young monk, it is too delicious, but it affects the practice."
The more delicious it is, the easier it is to arouse desire, and some If you lose desire, it will be contrary to Buddhism.
The entire teaching of Buddhism is very simple, which is to eliminate the seven emotions and six desires and annihilate all desires. In this way, you can achieve the state of incorruption of the body and long-lasting spirit, which is the so-called bliss.
Qin Qiong took a sip of porridge and said:
"Although your Buddhist sect emphasizes the elimination of desires, the responsibility for national justice and the rise and fall of the country must be shouldered. You cannot escape, let alone turn a blind eye."
Tang Monk has no objection to this:
"What Mr. Qin said makes sense. If war breaks out, monks cannot ignore it."
The Tang Monk in the original work would most likely not have said such a thing, but after Ksitigarbha's Education, and a preliminary understanding of the entire journey to the west story, Xuanzang was completely enlightened.
He took a bite of the sesame pancake, ate the cold shredded bamboo shoots, and then said:
"On this journey to the west, the young monk will record the local customs, mountains and landforms along the way, so that I, the Tang Dynasty, can use it to regain our homeland in the future."
Recovering our homeland with a simple sentence made Qin Qiong very happy:
"Xuan Zang is interested... By the way, when you have time, can you learn how to use blood pressure monitors, blood glucose meters and other equipment, and take the time to check me over there?"
"No problem. , little monk, please remember.”
While the two were eating, Li Yu and Mu Guiying had just finished their morning exercises and were getting ready to get dressed and get out of bed.
"What shall we eat later?"
Mu Guiying took out a new set of underwear from the closet, asked Li Yu to button it up for her, and then began to make plans for this morning's meal.
Li Yu looked at the time and said:
“Let’s go have Cantonese-style morning tea. After eating, we will buy groceries and go back... I don’t know if Xuanzang will come for dinner. I have to prepare more today. A few vegetarian dishes.”
“Okay, husband, I will go shopping with you so that Xiao Sanzang can fully experience the diversity of vegetables in the real world.”
The two went to have breakfast, buy groceries, and return to the B&B. They found Xuanzang sitting in the study room, receiving training on modern medical equipment from Qin Qiong, Li Shimin, and Yuwen Chengdu.
“The blood glucose meter is very easy to use. Just collect a little fingertip blood. Look, it doesn’t hurt at all and it’s easy to collect it.”
Li Shimin grabbed Yuwen Chengdu’s hand. After finishing the demonstration, change your fingers and prepare to explain how to use the uric acid meter.
"Little brat, you can't even grab a sheep and pull it hard. Believe it or not, I will throw you on the roof?"
Uric acid meter and blood glucose meter are the same, they only need The test can be completed by collecting fingertip blood. Li Shimin had already pricked him once, and now he wanted to prick him a second time, but Yu Wen Chengdu threatened him.
The little guy immediately smiled and said:
"You don't want me to see my sworn brother clearly. You won't let me prick my finger. How stingy!"
Yuwen Chengdu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Are you pricking your finger?
Obviously just want to avenge private revenge!
Xuanzang asked:
"What if His Majesty and Duke Qin over there don't allow the pricking?"
The ancient emperor had a dragon body, and if he pricked out blood, he might be criticized. How can an official be impeached?
Xiao Shimin quickly figured out a way:
"Simple, I will write a note in the name of my husband later and stamp it with the jade seal. If anyone has any opinions, Let him yell at the note and someone will take care of him.”
Hum, although the gods will not take action against mortals because of karma, but if they scold the Holy Son of the Wa Palace, it is estimated that all the gods in the heaven will be willing to bear this karma to please the empress.
Maybe you can enjoy the scene of a person being killed countless times in a row.
Mu Guiying pinched Li Shimin's face and said:
"As expected of the young Taizong who dared to kill his brother and imprison his father. His methods are ruthless. Aren't you afraid that Wei Zheng will make you cry?"
Li Shimin quickly begged for mercy:
"Third Master, please forgive me, I was just kidding. I'm quite courageous over there, pricking my finger is nothing... Not to mention Second Brother Qin, he managed to survive so many injuries in the war, and it's just a prick. Not to mention the fingers."
After hearing this, Mu Guiying took the blood collection pen and said:
"You said it so righteously, why don't I give you an injection?"
Xiao Shimin hurriedly hid next to Li Yu:
"Sir, I replied to the letter over there. He spoke like my father. He made me a lot of requests and gave me instructions. Pay attention to Jieli Khan and be careful when regaining Hebei, otherwise Hebei will eventually become a serious problem. ”
Damn, he is indeed Li Shimin. Even in a world where gods and demons are rampant, he still has keen judgment and observation.
At first, Li Yuan ordered the execution of Dou Jiande, which led to another rebellion in Hebei. But after all the hard work, the whole of Hebei was already alienated.
Middle-aged Li Shimin's judgment was correct. The Anshi Rebellion was actually a rebellion carried out by An Lushan under the recommendation of a powerful family in Hebei.
Otherwise, An Lushan would have died within a year of raising the army, but the Anshi Rebellion lasted for eight years.
As for the counter-rebellion eight years later, Hebei was not completely taken over. Instead, it was nominally under the jurisdiction of the Tang Dynasty, and in fact taxes were no longer paid.
Hebei became independent from the Tang Dynasty.
The Jiedu envoys in other places took a look and followed suit, and the entire Tang Dynasty gradually entered the era of feudal rule.
Li Yu said:
“If it’s okay, please communicate with you over there. You are taking the path he has already taken, which should give you a lot of inspiration.”
Dialogue with myself in another time and space, I don’t know if this is a kind of self-reflection and self-analysis.
While they were chatting, Wu Song moved a large box, which contained the latest modern medical equipment and health care equipment such as blood glucose meters, blood pressure meters, uric acid meters, oximeter and massage machines.
Qin Qiong called and asked for these, and Wu Song went to the hospital early in the morning to get a complete set.
Xuan Zang bowed politely and thanked:
"Thank you Wu Dutou!"
"It's a trivial matter, Master Sanzang, don't be polite."
In fact, Xuanzang did not have the title of Master Tripitaka at this time. He waited until he decided to go to Lingshan to obtain the Tripitaka Buddhist scriptures of "Heaven", "Earth" and "Ghost" to save the souls who could not be reincarnated, and then sworn to his brother Li Shimin before giving him the title. His name is Tang Sanzang, also known as Master Sanzang.
But don’t call him Master Tripitaka right now. Even if you call him Jin Chanzi or Zhan Tan Merit Buddha, he will readily agree.
After all, this is the dojo of His Highness the Holy Son. Even if the Buddhist boss comes, he is not qualified to put on airs. As a young monk, he must position himself correctly. After accepting these devices, Xuanzang tried them one by one and asked Li Yu for advice:
“I dare to ask His Highness the Holy Son, if you want to change the fate of the characters in the book, you can only bring Do people from the real world come in? ”
Li Yu said:
“It’s okay to transfer people from other worlds. You can also find my mother’s temple there and bring some loess from the real world. My mother will create a world that doesn’t belong to that world. People. "
As long as there are outsiders, the secret will be disrupted, and the shackles of the fate of all characters will be released.
Xuan Zang bowed:
"Thank you, His Highness the Holy Son, for clarifying my doubts. When I return to the world of Journey to the West, the young monk will go find the temple of Nuwa and pay homage."
Xuanzang was worried that staying at the B&B would make everyone's lunch uncomfortable, and he was also thinking about going there to check up on middle-aged Li Shimin, so he didn't stay long and went back carrying the big box that was comparable to a washing machine.
Wu Song said:
“After reading what was written in the book, I thought that Monk Tang could not carry his shoulders with his hands. I didn’t expect that his body was so strong.”
Qin Qiong held it A big washed peach took a bite:
“He is a strong man who spent fourteen years walking hundreds of thousands of miles, and encountered countless monsters and monsters. If his health is poor, how can he persevere? To the end?”
If you are a scholar after the Song Dynasty, it's hard to say, because since the Song Dynasty, scholars are really powerless, and they will even be laughed at if they have the strength.
But the people of the Tang Dynasty were different. They were martial at heart. Almost all adults could shoot a bow and arrow, and those with a little wealth could raise horses.
Whenever there is a war, these people take their hunting bows and their family horses to the battlefield.
Opening up new territories has been deeply imprinted in their genes. Especially the people in the early Tang Dynasty were not only martial, but also very confident.
Every time there is a battle, no matter how many troops the opponent has, they can rush over with just one order.
With the support of the Tang Dynasty, they will not be afraid even if they face mountains of swords and seas of fire, because they know that even if they die, His Majesty will avenge everyone, and the children will not starve and be bullied.
Such a fighting style not only whetted the court's appetite, but also raised Li Shimin's own threshold to incredible heights.
The Eastern Expedition to Goguryeo was obviously a great victory, but because he did not destroy the entire Goguryeo in one go, Li Shimin felt that it was not a victory, and was even embarrassed to go to Mount Tai to give a report.
From this point of view, Li Shimin should learn more from Song Zhenzong.
Not only did they go to Mount Tai to offer sacrifices, but they also went to Shanxi to offer sacrifices to Empress Houtu, and to Anhui to offer sacrifices to Taishang Laojun. Countless temples were built in various places to commemorate their great achievements.
As expected of a man who lives up to his reputation, he is really thick-skinned.
"The god of shamelessness in ancient Greece..."
Wu Song joked and went to Water Margin to talk about Yue World, intending to see the solidification of the signal tower in Handan City.
Qin Qiong used an electric five-wheeler to haul away several sets of solar water heaters and planned to install them for everyone so that they can take baths at home.
However, most people chose to wash in the nearby river. Wang Bodang even drove an excavator to dig a one-meter-deep pool for the children in the village to bathe and play.
After lunch, Xuanzang came back.
Middle-aged Li Shimin has high blood sugar, high blood pressure, and high uric acid... In addition to the three high blood sugar levels, he is also overweight. Coupled with his diet, his blood lipids are most likely not very good either.
But if you find the crux, you can carry out targeted treatment.
Li Yu said:
“There are two treatment options now. The first is to buy medicine from the real world, which may not necessarily cure, but can only relieve. The second is to pray to the gods to obtain Treatment, or directly make a wish to the gods and use overdraft of merits in exchange for a healthy body.”
Xuanzang wrote it down carefully and planned to explain it to Li Shimin when he returned.
After talking about this, Xuanzang took out Qin Qiong's data. Unlike Li Shimin, Qin Qiong's blood pressure was a little low. Unfortunately, he couldn't do a blood biochemical test, otherwise he could find the cause of the low blood pressure.
"Mr. Qin is very interested in these things. I heard that there was another one in the B&B. He was so happy that he couldn't help but ask me to bring a gold ingot."
After saying that, Xuanzang took out two gold ingots weighing about five or six kilograms from his arms.
Although the production is a bit rough, it bears the official seal of the Tang Dynasty. It is obvious that this is the year-end bonus or salary received by Qin Qiong.
Li Yu asked curiously:
"Didn't I bring you a piece? How come there is an extra piece?"
"One of the pieces is for His Royal Highness the Son of God. Mr. Qin said that when he was young, The family is poor, so they asked the young monk to bring him over to help support the family. Unfortunately, he is now old and can no longer fight as bravely as he did in the past. "
It is really late for a hero to be able to make the most powerful man of the Tang Dynasty say this. In other words, it can be seen that the health is indeed a little bad now.
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
"Well, when Li Shimin travels to the underworld, I will ask Cui Jue to add some longevity to the second brother Qin over there. After struggling for a lifetime, he should see more of the rivers and mountains of the Tang Dynasty and enjoy two more years of blessings."
< br>"Master Qin will definitely be very happy to receive help from His Royal Highness the Holy Son."
Li Yu then asked:
"Has the Dragon King of Jinghe been beheaded?"< br>
“Not yet, but His Majesty has already scolded the Jinghe Dragon King in his dream. I wonder if the plot of Wei Zheng killing the Dragon King in his dream will happen again.”
There is a high probability that it will happen. After all, the secret of heaven is not disturbed now. No matter how hard we try, the plot will return to its original trajectory:
Wei Zheng kills the Dragon King in his dream, and the wronged soul haunts Li Shimin.
This is the starting point of Journey to the West and the driving force behind Monk Tang’s Buddhist scriptures. Without this, the entire Buddhist scriptures project would not have been established.
“Have you found the Nuwa Temple?”
“Yes, there is one in Chang’an City, but it has been in disrepair for a long time. Today, the monk went in to clean it up. It was just finished. That Yuan Shoucheng suddenly left, saying that he would no longer set up a fortune-telling stall and would stay in the temple from now on."
As expected of a person who can discern the secrets of heaven, his eyelids are so vivid.
Li Yu said:
"You can bring a bag of loess in later. After offering incense in the temple, the secret of heaven should be disrupted."
Xuanzang immediately agreed.
After messing up Tianji, many things can change. Unlike now, no matter how tortuous the process is, things will eventually return to the plot described in the book.
Thinking of the conflict between his side and Heaven, Li Yu explained:
"After killing the Dragon King, let Li Shimin choose a person from the generals who died in the battle and make him the Jinghe Water God as a human emperor. Remember to use the legend Seal of the State."
In the original work, after the death of the Dragon King of Jinghe, there was no mention of his successor.
Taking advantage of this gap, let middle-aged Li Shimin directly canonize a new water god. If possible, we will have another big weapon against heaven.
Looking back at the water gods, mountain gods, land gods and other grassroots gods, they can all be canonized by themselves in the human world. An assessment system can even be implemented, and people will be replaced if they fail to meet the standards.
There have been countless loyal ministers and good generals throughout the dynasties, and it is time for them to show their remaining strength.
Moreover, this land was something they had fought for, and they had paid for it with their lives. Now that they are in charge of managing it, they must be particularly careful.
When the underworld is completely separated from the order of heaven, the city god system can also replace some inactive city gods. By then, the entire human world will be greatly changed.
While chatting, the two of them took shovels and came to the back door of the warehouse. They dug out a bag of loess, about one hundred kilograms, and Tang Monk carried it back.
Li Yu felt that with this power, no matter what difficult monsters he encountered on the way to learn the scriptures, Tang Monk could still join the battle group with a tin staff.
I wonder if Wufang Jiedi, who was secretly protecting him at that time, would exclaim:
"What? Tang Sanzang is warming up?"
Sending Xuanzang away, Li Yu went upstairs to rest for a while. , replenishing the sleep squeezed by Her Majesty the Queen last night.
When he woke up, he saw that Lu Bu had touched him at some point and was leading Tang Monk to step on his horse:
"Brother Sanzang, you were too weak in the original work. You need to practice your fists and kicks more, at least to be able to protect yourself... Or you can watch the TV series "Journey to the West". The Tang Seng in it is very powerful in combat. I like that version of Tang Seng very much."
Xuanzang said:
"But I'm not a monk..."
"You can practice even if you don't. Don't worry, we don't engage in professional discrimination."
Li Yu: "..."
I always feel that Xuanzang, the white lotus, will be led astray to Java by these idiots in the B&B... However, this doesn't seem to be a bad thing.
When Xuanzang saw Li Yu, he felt like he was seeing a savior:
"Your Highness the Holy Son, the young monk has something to report..."
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< br>The college entrance examination has begun, I wish all students good results! Let’s talk about my health. I haven’t recovered from my cold yet, and I’m very afraid of the cold. Now I’m wearing winter velvet pajamas, a turtleneck sweater and long johns underneath, a woolen hat on my head, and a scarf around my neck. I think it's just right, so I'm going to go to the traditional Chinese medicine hospital to get some traditional Chinese medicine to drink and adjust. The update speed has been slow recently, please forgive me, I'm really sorry!
(End of this chapter)