Chapter 468: Kill the Dragon King and canonize the Water God! [Asking for monthly tickets]
"Tell me, what's the matter."
Li Yu opened the refrigerator in the study, took out a cup of cream ice cream, opened it, scooped a spoonful of it, and put it in his mouth. It's cool, has a delicate texture, and has a rich milky aroma. It's very delicious.
Xuan Zang said:
"Senior brother wants to try to bring Tingting over, but I wonder if His Highness the Son agrees."
Listen carefully?
Hearing this name, Li Yu remembered the description of Tingting in the book:
“Tiger head, one horn, dog ears, unicorn body, lion tail, bear paws. The appearance is like a tiger. Not a tiger, like a lion but not a lion, like a unicorn but not a unicorn, like a dog but not a dog..."
If we could come to the real world, it would be the turn of biology experts to go crazy.
Lu Bu pulled out the picture of Di Ting and said to Xuanzang:
"Does Diting look like this... This is not a species that exists in the real world. Even if he comes, he will probably die on the spot."
Xuan Zang took a look, shook his head and said:
"Diting usually is A big white dog that only transforms into a mythical form on formal occasions, with a tiger head and one horn. "
Damn, this guy actually has two faces, it sounds interesting.
Li Yu said:
"You can try, but you may not succeed."
Everyone who comes to the B&B is a mortal. Although Yue Fei's spear and horse were transformed into dragons, they cannot be transformed back into gods before they become gods. The original appearance is equivalent to ordinary things.
Relatively speaking, Diting is a serious mythical creature and has become a god. According to what Brother Dao said before, there is a high probability that he cannot be brought here.
After communicating, Xuanzang quickly returned to the world of Journey to the West, planning to give it a try.
In order for Di Ting to appear less obtrusive, he also specially picked up a set of red large dog leashes, which matched Di Ting's white fur.
Entering the Zen room, senior brother Jizang was sitting cross-legged on the futon, holding a tablet in his hand, playing the pushing box game on it seriously. While playing, he sighed:
“The mystery of this game actually has hidden meanings. Buddhism."
Xuan Zang: "..."
Just say it clearly if you want to play games, as for this kind of excuse?
Although he has been designated as the successor of Buddha, he is still so unclear.
He took out the traction rope, unpacked it and said:
"Let Di Ting hear it, I will take it to the real world to try."
As soon as he finished speaking, Di Ting felt like snow all over his body. It appeared, tilted its head and looked at the leash, and said:
"You actually have such beautiful clothes?"
The dog leash comes with a leash. , bright red, very beautiful, I fell in love with it at first glance.
Xuanzang said:
“Brother Dao from the B&B doesn’t like this kind of thing, so he never ties it up, but if you go there, it’s better to wear it so as not to scare the guests there.”
< br>These words made Di unhappy:
“Am I ugly?”
“I’m not ugly this way, but what if I can’t hold back my magic power and show up in a mythical form?”
Di Ting had nothing to say, and Xuanzang put on the vest and buckled the leash. Everything was ready, one person and one dog began the test in the real world.
Xuan Zang held the rope and strode towards the door of the Zen room.
When he crossed the threshold, he was thinking about the B&B, and his whole body disappeared into the air in an instant, along with the traction rope and traction vest in his hand. Only the white Tingting remained in place. .
It had already thought about how to greet everyone at the B&B, but failed in the end:
“Master, am I not qualified to go to the B&B?”
"Uncle Buddha's horse often goes there. In theory, you can do it. If you wait a little longer, there will be a day when you can go play in the real world. Maybe Xiaotian can go there too."
"Don't mention it, we have broken off our friendship. Ever since you and Empress Houtu chose to go against the will of heaven, I will no longer play with the Green Lion, White Elephant, White Deer, and Xiaotian. However, the Green Niu invited me to be a guest at the Bajing Palace. , but it is too old, and there is a generation gap when talking about it.”
Not only do gods have circles in heaven, but mounts also have their own circles.
Di Ting is a white dog who has become a god. He still has the unique social gene of dogs in his bones, so he likes to make friends.
But ever since Tathagata decided to take his disciples to hang out with the empress and strive for a good future, fewer and fewer friends are listening.
Ksitigarbha said:
"How about I send you to the world of gods and let you play with Qingluan Black Tiger?"
Qingluan is Yunxiao's mount. Last time he went to the Sea of Blood At that time, it was eager to try, but Yunxiao was worried that it would be invaded by the filth of the blood sea, so he did not take Qingluan there.
Di Ting thought for a while, shook his head and refused, saying:
“Forget it, I’m just going to be a follower. It’s boring... It’s all your fault for not living up to expectations. If you were a saint of heaven, I wouldn’t have to. I feel so wronged.”
Ksitigarbha:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Okay, okay, you are still complaining, right?
In the real world, Xuanzang looked at the empty leash and dog vest, knowing that the test had failed. As a mythical beast, Di Ting could not come to the B&B at the moment.
It seems that there is a long way to go to make friends with Brother Dao... He returned to the world of Journey to the West from the warehouse, preparing to give the red vest to Diting, and then go to the real world to report to Li Yu. Suddenly, the cry of the little novice monk rang outside. Voice:
“Look, there is a scribe chasing a dragon in the sky with his sword raised.”
Xuanzang walked to the courtyard, looked up at the sky, and saw Wei Zheng chasing a dragon in the air. One person and one dragon were panting. It seemed that they had been chasing for a while.
Ksitigarbha also came to the courtyard at some point, looking up at the sky as well:
"The Holy Son actually came up with the idea of consecrating the water god to the human world. This move is a brilliant one. In the future, you can seamlessly escape from the control of Heaven, and Heaven has also lost its direct management of the human world."
While watching, a shining golden dragon claw suddenly appeared from the clouds, grabbing the escaping ones. The Dragon King of Jinghe held down, and Wei Zheng raised his sword and cut off the Dragon King's head.
The huge head fell from the air and was caught by Qin Qiong.
It's a pity that Lu Bu is not here, otherwise Gao Luo would have to go to the B&B and let Li Yu marinate it, and then show everyone how to drink the faucet like a sheep's head.
Xuan Zang looked a little confused:
"Why did the five-clawed golden dragon suddenly appear?"
"That was the telepathy power of Yuxi. In the early dynasty, Li Shimin decreed that Jing Now that Wei Zheng cannot catch up with the Dragon King of Jinghe, the jade seal on the imperial edict will naturally play its role. "
The result of the Dragon King's execution has not changed, but the process in the middle has completely gone in the opposite direction.
In the original work, Li Shimin originally came to help the Dragon King and deliberately kept Wei Zheng to play chess. At 3:30 noon, Wei Zheng suddenly fell asleep. Seeing that he was sweating, Li Shimin quickly took a fan to fan himself. Unexpectedly, he helped the Dragon King chase the Dragon King in the sky. Wei Zheng.
Now, although there is no fan to help, the power of the imperial edict is greater, and it directly turns into a five-clawed golden dragon to help Wei Zheng hold down the Dragon King, allowing Wei Zheng to behead him.
Xuan Zang proclaimed the Buddha's name and said:
"Yesterday I wanted to intervene in this matter, but I found that there was nothing I could do."
Ksitigarbha glanced at him:< br>
"Don't meddle in other people's business. If you rashly get involved in this kind of cause and effect, it will entangle you for the rest of your life... After the Dragon King of Jinghe is reincarnated, he will become the main force in massacring the Li Tang royal family. If you interfere, you will be responsible for this cause and effect."< br>
Xuan Zang became interested:
"Huang Chao?"
"No, he is someone who supports Wu Zetian. There is another reincarnation of Huang Chao, and the cause and effect of generations continues to accumulate. , it completely exploded when it arrived at Huang Chao... This is the reason why gods cannot interfere with the cause and effect of the human world at will. If the gods conflict, just kill them until both body and spirit are destroyed. But mortals will be reincarnated from generation to generation, and if these causes and effects accumulate enough, they will explode. Daluo Jinxian will not be able to bear it at that time."
After finishing speaking, in the name of studying Buddhism, he took Xuanzang's tablet away and prepared to go to the underworld to study it.
Xuanzang knew that he wanted to play games and couldn't help but said:
"Li Shimin, the king of the Tang Dynasty in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, was very proficient in games. If you encounter a level that you can't play, you can ask him for advice."
< br>"What's not fun? I really want to ponder Buddhist principles. For example, in the third level, you need to take a step back before you can take a step forward. How consistent is this with Buddhist principles?"
Ksitigarbha's figure just disappeared, Di Ting took the red traction vest and leash in her mouth and hurriedly went to the underworld.
Just as Xuanzang was about to return to the meditation room to continue studying Buddhist scriptures, someone came from the palace: "Your Majesty invites the Master to attend the canonization ceremony of the Jing River Water God."
"Little monk, come over now."
When he arrived at Tai Chi Palace, Xuanzang wiped the sweat from his head and felt that the living environment here was indeed not very good.
The summer is hot and humid, and there is no wind. Even people who are not sick will develop rheumatism after living there for two or three years, let alone Li Shimin, who is already in a sub-healthy state.
When Xuanzang arrived at the Tai Chi Palace, incense and candle offerings had been placed outside the Guanyun Palace.
Yuan Shoucheng and his nephew Yuan Tiangang, who entered Nuwa Temple early this morning, were also there, as well as several people from outside the country, including monks and Taoists.
Wei Zheng took an imperial edict and handed it to Yuan Shoucheng:
“Your Majesty canonizes Luo Shixin, who made great contributions to the Tang Dynasty in his early years, as the Jinghe River Water God, in charge of all matters of the Jinghe River, please help the Taoist Priest. Canonize and convey the will. "
Luo Shixin is the prototype of Luo Cheng in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Although Luo Shixin was added in "The Legend of Xing Tang", he was only as strong as the invincible general in history. Not the same person at all.
Yuan Shoucheng took the imperial edict and said:
"The souls need to be summoned first, and then canonized. A temple should be built next to the Jinghe River to enjoy the incense..."
As he was talking, General Qin Shubao, dressed in iron armor, strode from outside. With every step he took, the armor on his body would make a clattering sound. Although he was only one person, he carried the momentum of thousands of troops.
“The statue in the Jinghe Dragon King Temple has been demolished. The craftsmen are working hard to make the statue of Luo Xiandi. It will be ready in three days at the latest. The Taoist priest can call the spirits first and let me wait for these old brothers to meet. "
Yuan Tiangang's eyelids trembled. He didn't expect that General Wei would directly demolish the Dragon King's temple to make room for his brother. The general who crawled out of the mountain of corpses and sea of blood really had no taboos.
Yuan Shoucheng agreed and asked in a low voice:
"The Dragon King of Jinghe River has been beheaded. The Heavenly Court should choose another dragon from the dragon clan to assume the position of Dragon King. At that time, it will conflict with General Luo's position of Water God. What should we do?"
Wei Zheng took off his pendant. The sword was handed to Yuan Shoucheng:
"Place this sword in the Water Temple. If the Dragon King comes, let General Luo kill him!"
This is the confidence and courage of the Tang Dynasty. , no matter what monsters, monsters, dragon kings and lands you have, you have to listen to the Tang Dynasty and canonize a god. The emperor himself did not even come forward. Just a doctor Yushi and General Wei took care of the matter clearly.
Yuan Tiangang came to his uncle Yuan Shoucheng and asked:
"Uncle, this matter..."
This is obviously going against heaven. He wants to persuade his uncle to think twice.
The wisest thing now is to sit back and watch, there is no need to involve yourself.
But Yuan Shoucheng didn't even raise his eyelids:
"Catch the sword!"
Yuan Tiangang didn't say anything more. He took the Dragon-Slaying Sword with both hands and stood aside.
Xuan Zang looked at this scene and sighed softly.
Before starting to learn the scriptures, I have a feeling that the storm is about to come. I don’t know how many mistakes will be made if I officially embark on the journey of seeking the scriptures.
Nine-nine-eighty-one is difficult, I’m afraid it will increase the difficulty!
The ceremony was presided over by Yuan Shoucheng. Xuanzang just stood aside and watched the show without participating. In fact, he did not understand the process of summoning spirits. This was the responsibility of his senior brother Ksitigarbha.
While watching, a eunuch led two small yellow gates over and presented a tray:
"Your Majesty has given Master Xuanzang a token, which will allow him to freely enter and leave the Tai Chi Palace in the future."
The golden token was beautifully made. Xuanzang picked it up with both hands, thanked His Majesty, and stuffed it into his arms.
The eunuch waved the fly whisk and asked Xuanzang in a low voice:
“The box of honey the Master gave you today, your Majesty ate half of it. The more you ate, the more wonderful it became. Now that it has bottomed out, do you dare to ask the Master if there is any more?”
Xuanzang:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
It was for him to have a piece of it occasionally to satisfy his craving, but he ended up eating it as a meal... No wonder he was in poor health. Even a body as strong as Marquis Lu Wen couldn't bear this kind of eating.
Thinking of little Shimin eating two or three ice creams at one go in the B&B, Xuanzang felt that although he was not in the same world, Li Shimin seemed to be the same person.
He said:
"This thing is a gift from the gods. When your Majesty pays homage to Nuwa, you will get it."
When the eunuch heard this, he went back to resume his life.
In the real world, Xiao Shimin is sitting in front of a computer chair, happily eating chocolate crispy ice cream:
“I don’t know if I like sweets in Journey to the West. It’s summer here, so you can keep the Mi San Dao for a week at most. If you can’t finish it, it will be wasted.”
Yuwen Chengdu joked:
“You regret giving the whole box, right? ?”
"No, I just feel sorry for the food."
Li Yu looked at the direction of the door:
"Xuan Zang said that Dai Di had heard about it, but there was no one around. It doesn't seem to work."
Lu Bu was holding half an iced watermelon and showing off:
"Di Ting is also a god, so it shouldn't be so easy to bring... By the way, dear brother, we found coal near Gaodu County The quality seems to be pretty good. We can promote it later and use coal instead of charcoal.”
Now that the world of the Three Kingdoms has completely entered winter, you can really try it. At least it will give people who cannot afford charcoal an additional choice.
“How are the people in Gaodu County? Has order been restored?”
“It has been restored. Two more grievance meetings were held, and all slave registrations were converted to household registrations. After getting the land, I found out that there were lands owned by several Yingchuan families in Gaodu County, and I divided them all in a fit of rage.” The land of Song Dynasty was annexed by the Song Dynasty.
In the evening, Xuanzang never showed up, so Li Yu simply made a spicy hot pot and cut several kilograms of sausage into it according to Lu Bu's request to satisfy the general's appetite.
"When I arrive in Hanoi, I will go to Sima's family. Now Sima Lang should be serving as an official in Yanzhou. When the time comes, I will bring him over and let everyone in the Sima family swear an oath on the statue of Lao Zhang to save them from the original work and history. Those things."
Listening to Lu Bu's plan, Li Yu reminded:
"Be careful not to offend anyone."
"Don't worry about Xian. Brother, you won't offend... Of course, if you accidentally offend them, send their whole family away. It is a meritorious deed to stop Wuhu from messing with China, and there should be merit to stop Gao Pingling's coup, right?"
It stands to reason? It was said that it was possible to make money, but the Sima family usurped the Cao family. Now Ah Ma is still squatting in Chenliu sharpening his sword, annexing Zhang Miao's territory bit by bit.
In the original work, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao completely turned against each other. They attacked Hanoi County and killed Sui Gu who had surrendered to Yuan Shao.
But now Sui Gu has become a member of the imperial court, and Hanoi Zhang Yang has even gone to Jiuyuan to become a prefect. I wonder if the two will turn against each other.
Of course, regardless of whether the two are against each other or not, next year the court will most likely wipe out Jizhou, Yanzhou, Yuzhou and other areas, and by the way, take Yizhou into its hands.
In the next year, he concentrated on planning the area south of the Yangtze River.
In the fourth year, all the surrounding corners will be included in the territory, and the entire Han territory will be back under the control of the imperial court. Then you can go out and play the game of pushing boxes.
"The Northeast is full of fertile land, one of the four most famous black soils in the world, and can also grow sugar beet... When the time comes, people will be moved from the Central Plains and vigorously developed. As long as the Han people can settle down, it will be the territory of the Han people and the birthplace of any nation. It doesn’t work.”
While fighting Yuwen Chengdu for the fries in the pot, Xiao Shimin made his narrow-minded nationalist remarks.
Yuwen Chengdu said:
“Don’t worry about us in the Three Kingdoms world. There are at most a group of Xianbei in the Three Kingdoms, and they can be easily beaten away. In the northeast of the Tang Dynasty, there were Xue Yantuo and Goguryeo. If you fail later, I will ask Song Xian to write a jingle to tease you.”
When he thought of Song Xian’s eloquence, Xiao Shimin’s eyes lit up:
"You people pay attention to etiquette. It's wrong to curse people. I think it's better to let Song Xian come to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties and scold those fake heroes."
Li Yu was very happy to hear this.
Hey guys, are you treating Song Xian as a strategic nuclear weapon?
While everyone was having dinner, we visited the Westward World, Tai Chi Palace.
Li Shimin was sitting cross-legged on the couch wearing an undershirt, holding his mobile phone, and carefully looking at the documents saved by Xiao Shimin, and sighed while reading:
"When the country was first founded, I claimed to be a descendant of Li Dan, but was ridiculed. I didn't expect that boy over there to accept Empress Nuwa as my grandmother. It's really me, with vision and courage!"
After boasting, he told the eunuch on the side:
"Allocate ten thousand taels of gold each from the inner treasury and the clan and give it to Yuan Shoucheng to rebuild the Nuwa Palace in Chang'an... If anyone rashly touches this Money, annihilation of the clan!”
The little eunuch quickly bowed and accepted the order:
“I will do it now”
After the little eunuch left, Li Shimin stood up, drank two cups of herbal tea, washed his hands carefully, then opened a transparent plastic box as if it were a treasure, pinched out a honey three-knife and put it into his mouth to chew slowly :
“According to the data, the Xueyantuo Tribe in the Northeast can grow sugar beets, which is the main source of sugar in the real world... When the expedition team sets off, I will personally conquer the black land in the Northeast!”
A place where sugar can be grown, no matter whose territory it belongs to, is part of my Tang Dynasty!
(End of this chapter)