Chapter 536 Liu Xie and Li Shimin’s on-site recruitment! [Requesting monthly tickets]
In front of the statue, Li Yu woke up and was surprised to find that all the fatigue on his body had been wiped away:
“It’s so magical, like running to the spring in the game, so fast. Restore blood and mana, eliminate negative status, if you carry a big bag and swing a sledgehammer, you can't earn double wages?"
Just as he was thinking about it, the old mother gave him a headache:
"You brat, can you be of some use? Go back after you have had enough rest. You will make me angry day by day."
Li Yu's move of raising his hand to cover his head made Zhou Ruotong couldn't help but laugh. He knew without asking that it must be this stinky guy who made his mother-in-law angry.
The young couple were holding hands and were about to leave when the empress said in Li Yu’s heart:
“Yunxiao was heartbroken when he saw you cooking. I am going to cook for you, find a chance. Thank you, don't always pretend to be stupid... Once the software becomes unresponsive, it will be abandoned. The same goes for people. "
"Mom, I won't be able to adapt to you being so fashionable."
< br>"Then I'll play with you a few more times until your brain breaks down?"
"No, no, no, I will find a way to thank Yunxiao tomorrow and let her be ready to bring tea and water to Tongtong and call her sister."
"Boom!"
Clear brain collapse After the bullet hit his head, Li Yu finally stopped his chaotic thoughts.
Stepping out of the scope of the statue, Zhou Ruotong laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up straight:
"How does it feel to have a brain breakdown? I haven't experienced it yet?"
Li Yu rubbed his head and muttered:
"What a shame, how about I give it to you now?"
Noticing Tong Baobao's intimidating eyes, Li Yu hurriedly Changed the topic:
"Let's stay in a B&B tonight. I'll cook tomorrow. Just tell me what you want to eat. I can prepare it in advance."
"Preserved egg and lean meat porridge, it's been a long time." Haven’t eaten yet.”
"Okay, I'll go to the kitchen later to cut some minced meat and marinate it, and fry some fried dough sticks tomorrow morning... Before the Mid-Autumn Festival, Lin Xu and his family will go back to their hometown to celebrate the festival. At that time, I will ask Dundun to give you the bracelets and rings. They are all full of lucky points. With my treasure money and millions of lucky points close by, I should be safe."
Zhou Ruotong took Li Yu's arm and said:
"That's it. It’s just a trip. You are so nervous. If I really don’t come back, can’t you just let yourself go?”
“Without you, I still have a shitty self.”
Hearing these words, Zhou Ruotong felt sweet and couldn't help but kiss him on the face.
Back at the B&B, Professor Zhou went upstairs to take a shower and prepare to have an early rest tonight.
As soon as Li Yu was going to the kitchen to marinate lean meat, he saw Zishou's tall figure wandering back and forth at the door of the backyard, occasionally rubbing his hands, looking in a dilemma.
This situation reminded Li Yu of his roommate in college who was about to borrow money.
He walked over and asked:
"What's wrong? What trouble have you encountered?"
Zi Shou didn't say anything and looked around cautiously. His height of nearly two and a half meters and the furtive expression of a cat gave him an indescribable sense of humor.
After confirming that there was no one around, Zishou said:
"Empress Yunxiao said that you are working too hard to cook. From tomorrow on, she will be responsible for cooking for everyone... When she said this , the empress had a distressed look on her face.”
Before coming to the B&B, Zishou went to the bicycle cemetery and felt really tired. If he hadn’t been worried about damaging the bicycle, he would have even wanted to take Wu Wenhua with him. Came over.
Yunxiao actually feels distressed? It feels like her humanity is getting stronger and stronger... Li Yu said:
"Then you have to be a little tired and transport the food prepared by Yunxiao to the real world."
"Don't worry, sir, I will ensure that everyone has enough to eat...Well, there are many people in Chaoge City. I haven’t seen any bicycles before. Can I transport a few to show you the world?”
Li Yu nodded and said:
“Okay, no problem, just tell Erlang. "
When Zi Shou heard this, he confessed to Li Yu, then hurriedly left the B&B and returned to the Fengshen World. He told Yunxiao about Li Yu's arrangement, then passed through a door and came to the bicycle cemetery.
Many people had already taken a bath by now, and Wu Songzheng taught everyone to spray toilet water to repel mosquitoes.
Zi Shou said:
“Brother Erlang, sir, you asked me to transport some bicycles to open the eyes of the people of Chaoge City. Is it okay for me to transport five thousand bicycles?”
Li Shimin, who was counting bicycles not far away, heard this and couldn't help complaining:
"Why does the world need five thousand bicycles? Twenty bicycles are enough. You have a bunch of them over there. God, just let them compete with each other and name it the merit car, which will kill two birds with one stone.”
The little kid has so many clever ideas... Yuwen Chengdu took the special wrench on the bicycle, removed a twisted handlebar, replaced it with a new handlebar, and said while working:
"Give it to Feng Isn’t it good to give Mingzhai 5,000 and give Chaoge City 5,000? I heard that Lawyer Cao has gone to the next city to negotiate the acquisition. If the deal is completed, there will be a lot of shared bicycles there.”
< br>Rather than rotting in the suburbs, these rags should be brought to the world of books to shine.
And the bicycle can not only be used for riding, but can also be disassembled and used for other purposes, such as a push shovel for loosening soil in the fields, a spinner for spinning, a tricycle, etc.
Li Shimin didn’t expect Yuwen Chengdu’s elbow to be turned outward. He wanted to complain, but he was worried that this guy would smear black engine oil on his face, so he had to agree:
"Okay, anyway, our Sui and Tang Dynasty world can't be less."
The little guy pulled on his Crocs, brought a braised wild duck from the Sui and Tang Dynasty world, placed it in front of Brother Dao, and said to please:
"Thank you for your hard work, Brother Dao. This is for you. I hope you can make our world in the Sui and Tang Dynasties have good weather... Forget it, let the weather be good around Taiyuan County. It will be like other places. It will always be good. My Yang Guangbiao The pot will become the emperor of the ages, and I have no chance."
As he was thinking, Liu Xie came and brought some dried meat to Li Shimin:
"This is General Wenyuan. The trophies sent from Jiuyuan, air-dried beef and air-dried mutton, taste ordinary, but they are of great significance. Please don’t dislike them, brother Shimin.”
When Li Shimin heard that it was brought from the grasslands of foreign tribes, he immediately pinched the dried meat and tasted it:
"In terms of taste, it is far inferior to Mr.'s craftsmanship, but you can say that it is a trophy from attacking foreign tribes. , Hehe... This thing suddenly became delicious."
Liu Xie shared some with everyone, so naturally he would try more of the dried meat he snatched from the aliens.
Li Shimin also said that he would do the same thing when he conquered Jieli Khan in the future, and he would also treat everyone to meat.
Water Margin said that the one hundred soldiers in Yue Shijie felt stimulated listening to everyone's conversation.
The Han Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty had nothing to say about foreigners, but the Song Dynasty was really annoying towards foreigners.
Li Shimin felt that he had fanned the flames, and quickly said:
"Do you want to fight foreigners? If you want to, come with me. I guarantee that within five years, you will be able to drink and eat meat on the grassland. , Carrying the heads of foreigners in exchange for titles!”
The hundred soldiers of the Song Dynasty originally planned to go to the world of the Three Kingdoms. When they heard this, they were immediately moved.
Liu Xie was not to be outdone:
"When you go to our place, you can go fight against the foreign tribes at any time. You don't have to wait for a year. Now Zhang Liao, who is in charge of Zhan Zhan Tadun in the northern grasslands, has already made a great name. General Huangfu Song is also in the Xiliang area and is unwavering. We are carrying out the policy of genocide. When we take action, we will go to the Western Region, the Northeast, and the Southern Xinjiang to sweep away all the foreign races... What do you think, do you want to go? "
After all, we are the emperor, There was an undeniable sense of majesty in Xiao Liu Xie's voice, which instantly stole Li Shimin's limelight.
Not only did Water Margin say that people from Yue World wanted to go to the Three Kingdoms World, but even the hundred people from Muke Village were clamoring to go to the Three Kingdoms World to kill foreigners.
On the other hand, people in the Three Kingdoms world are relatively calm. After all, genocide or something like that is just a basic thing for them, and it is not a big deal.
When they came out of the world in the book, they read out their lifetime memories, and also remembered Liu Guan, Zhang, Zhao Yun and others who were famous throughout the Three Kingdoms.
Now that the emperor's uncle is starting a business in another world, there is no need to say that he must help out!
At around ten o'clock in the evening, Lu Bu transported 3,000 bicycles to the oil base, and then sat down to eat roast chicken and drink beer with everyone, and brought a new message to Liu Xie:
"Cheng Yu and Dian Wei arrived at Yanmen. They killed too many foreigners along the way, and the loot was too much to handle. The people along the way also gave food and drinks, and welcomed them along the way. Shi Tao and the others shed tears several times. He said he had never seen such harmonious military-civilian relations. "
In fact, Cheng Yu's policy is very simple, which is to kill foreigners until they are no longer visible.
But even this simple idea made the people at the border enthusiastically shout. They shouted at the court a hundred times for probation, but not a single beating was real.
In order to prevent Wuhuan and other forces from counterattacking, Cheng Yu also specially ordered three thousand cavalry to be stationed at the junction of Daijun and Yanmenjun.
When I left, I left behind a lot of military supplies and solar panels, but there was relatively little food.
"If you have nothing to eat, go to the northern grasslands to hunt. The cattle and sheep raised by Xianbei, Wuhuan, Xiongnu, and Goguryeo are your rations!"
There are drones for reconnaissance, The cavalry left behind can easily find the foreign tribes, and then sneak over and eat some of them. Don't they already have all the supplies?
As for the opponent's counterattack, just hide in the city. From the pre-Qin period to the Qing Dynasty, the foreign tribes in the north were not good at attacking cities. Even Genghis Khan, who was regarded as a totem by the grassland people, never conquered the Southern Song Dynasty in his life.
As for the siege of Baishan Mountain in the early Han Dynasty, it also reflected the disadvantages of foreign races in attacking fortresses.
If the two sides interchanged, and the 400,000-strong Han army surrounded Shan Yu on Baishan Mountain, even if they did not send the famous generals from the early Han Dynasty to command, they could easily defeat Shan Yu's shit, and he would never be able to survive. Negotiation part.
Liu Xie said:
"When we come back, we will grant them the title of marquis, and we will have to increase the number of food towns. We will have to do a lot of financial bleeding again."
War is the fastest way to advance, especially foreign wars. As long as you can defeat a foreign tribe, you will have military merits, titles, status, etc., all of them will be there.
Li Shimin held a chicken wing and said as he gnawed:
"It's okay over there. In the Sui and Tang Dynasties, people wanted to be granted the title of Duke, with more food and greater influence. Every official recruits a bunch of godsons, and with a little organization, he can overthrow the imperial power... They say that it is easier to start a business than to keep it. This is true. "
In the kitchen of the B&B, Li Yu cut a piece of tenderloin. Marinate the meat with onions, ginger, peppercorns and light soy sauce, cover it with plastic wrap and put it in the refrigerator, then go back upstairs to rest.
Early the next morning, he got up early and started cooking.
Preserved egg and lean meat porridge, fried dough sticks, egg pancakes, fried cabbage angles, alkaline water rice dumplings, braised eggs, osmanthus cake... these are basically Professor Zhou's favorite foods.
After breakfast, Zhou Ruotong drove to work, while Li Yu and Mu Guiying went to the bicycle cemetery.
As soon as the two of them arrived, they saw Zi Shou driving the fifth wheel and pulling two large pots from the book world. Both pots were beef pimple soup made by Yunxiao according to the manual laborers.
The salty soup with steamed buns and a lot of meat will satisfy everyone.
Li Yu said:
"I never thought that a high-ranking female fairy would make such down-to-earth delicacies as pimple soup."
Mu Guiying smiled:
"Sister Zhou is not here at the moment, look. It’ll make you laugh.”
Everyone lined up to get a big bowl of beef pimple soup, unlimited steamed buns and pickles, and some flatbreads, which were delicious and generous.
Li Yu served himself a spoonful of beef pimple soup and tasted it, feeling that Yunxiao was already outstanding in seasoning:
"Zi Shou, go back and tell Yun Xiao that next time you can put some vermicelli in this soup to make it taste more flavorful. In addition, the amount of pepper can be larger, so that it will be more appetizing and go with the meal."
"Okay. Sir, I will go back and tell Lady Yunxiao.”
After a whole day of fighting yesterday, the number of bicycles has decreased, and the previous hills have become a lot bald.
Everyone is becoming more and more proficient in their crafts. Changing tires, handlebars, chains, and pedals no longer requires instruction, and they can all be done independently.
Li Yu thinks that at this speed, all the bicycles can be transported within a week.
With Yuwen Chengdu and Wu Song guarding the place, and Zishou delivering meals, there was no need for Li Yu to stay here. He walked around, drove to the wholesale market and bought hundreds of pairs of labor protection gloves, and met with Mu Guiying I went to a food factory and looked at the new packaging bag production line.
“Boss, these production lines are fully automated and require almost no manual intervention. Just fill in the purchased materials, set the size, specification, quantity and pattern, and then it will be printed automatically. ”
When Pu Yongliang saw Li Yu, he quickly came over to introduce the newly arrived equipment.
Li Yu asked:
“Did Lin Ji take over the business?”
"I got it. Boss Lin said that he might print some special packaging bags for the religious department in the future, so we shouldn't make a fuss."
Lin Xu actually got vaccinated in advance?
Yes, yes, it is worry-free to cooperate with smart people.
He made a tour and took away several boxes of new flavors of food. Mu Guiying also moved two boxes of seaweed biscuits to Zhao Xue before returning to the B&B.
"Husband, I am going back to the book world to train. By the way, I will learn how Zhang Daoling proposed marriage. Next time I will help you propose marriage to Sister Yunxiao. Are you looking forward to it?"
Li Yu was already familiar with this routine of giving propositions:
“Nothing to expect, as long as you are good, it’s better than anything else.”
These sudden love words directly shocked Mu Guiying was completely stunned. She was stunned for a long time before she said coyly:
"Tch, you know how to talk sweet words. My harem will be messed up by you...obediently wait for me to come back to sleep with you, otherwise Slap your ass!”
After she left, Li Yu also went back to his room and summarized the recent developments in each world.
On the Fengshen side, Bai He's act of taking the initiative to die gave Yuanshi Tianzun a strong sense of crisis, and he was eager to strengthen the way of heaven to resist the erosion of Brother Dao.
The way to strengthen the way of heaven is to transform the saint into the way, or to passively transform it into the way.
So even if he knew that he was being used by the empress, Yuanshi Tianzun would do his best to kill Zhunti and would not engage in any conspiracy.
As for the world of the Three Kingdoms, it is all about construction and development now. The focus of the future is Yizhou. I don’t know how Li Su is developing there. I hope he can seize the only chance to survive.
The future focus of Muke Village is to organize a campaign to conquer the north, sweep away the foreign races, and preferably occupy one or two states.
However, the disadvantage of Muke Village is that there are too few people, and it relies entirely on the people to come and defect. Some of them cannot keep up with the development, so they may not have the troops to conquer the state capital, but they can show their fist through this operation.
In the early Song Dynasty, the people were still very martial. Once a local force took the initiative to regain the Sixteenth Prefecture of Yanyun, it would have great appeal to the people across the country.
This is a good opportunity to show strength. As long as Mukezhai can seize it, it will get a chance to skyrocket in strength.
The Water Margin talks about the world of Yue, and the year has almost passed. It is time for Chai Jin to go to Daliao to beg for alms, and then take the opportunity to occupy Baozhou at the junction of Song and Liao. While eating aid from Daliao, he slowly Cannibalizing the surrounding land.
However, when Baozhou was actually captured, Zhao Yun had already arrived, and the four brothers could each develop their own territory slowly.
In addition to the border between Song and Liao, Guan Yu will most likely occupy Shangdang and drive Tian Hu towards Taiyuan.
Without waiting for Tian Hu to gain a foothold in Taiyuan, Guan Yu moves north and Liu Bei moves west, and the two brothers can attack together to flank Tian Hu.
It doesn’t matter whether it is eliminated or not, the main thing is to keep the status of righteousness.
The rest of the world of Journey to the West and the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties can be developed step by step, especially the world of Journey to the West. No matter how it changes, the Eighty-One Difficulties are indispensable.
At almost noon, Li Yugang was going to see what delicious food Yunxiao had made. The convoy delivering salt-making equipment called and just got off the highway, asking Li Yu to be ready to receive it.
Li Yu looked at the cement road in front of the B&B. If the semi-trailer was pressed a few times, it would be crushed, and it would be difficult to turn around and climb the slope...
He thought about it and suddenly felt that it was a bicycle graveyard. Shipping there is more suitable.
Anyway, it’s quite secluded, and it’s easy to get in and out of the semi. Wukong unloaded the car in Journey to the West, and Xuanzang just drove there. It’s much easier than coming to a B&B.
Li Yu told the other party the location of the bicycle cemetery, and then called Wu Song and asked him to come to the gate to greet the team.
Hang up the phone, Li Yu drove straight to the bicycle cemetery and saw a fleet of semi-trailers parked on the roadside.
After chatting with each other for a while, Wu Song drove in, and Li Yu asked Brother Dao to call Xuanzang over.
Not long after, Xuanzang drove a semi-truck and rumbled to the world of Journey to the West. Wukong, who was lying on a branch eating a banana, was stunned. He somersaulted over and surrounded the car. Looking left and right:
"Master, this is the salt-making equipment?"
"Yes, His Highness the Son bought it. Wukong quickly built a door in front of the car and put the After removing the equipment, I can only step on the accelerator and brake, but don’t know driving skills..."
Wukong waved his hand, and several big trees in front of him automatically turned into a door.
Then he held up his hands, and the large equipment on the car flew up. Haha, my chance to earn merit is finally here!
(End of this chapter)