Chapter 537 Brother-in-law, can you buy me a hydrogen bomb? [Requesting monthly tickets]
In mid-air, in order to prevent the equipment from being damaged due to uneven force, Wukong specially turned the golden cudgel into a wide and large flat plate, like a semi-trailer car, completely supporting the equipment stand up.
While flying towards the Tang Dynasty, he was secretly proud:
"Xiao Erlang is not here, all the merits are attributed to Lao Sun alone, and I don’t know how many can be written on the salt bag. If you can, write all the words [Monkey King and Monkey King Sun Wukong in the Water Curtain Cave of the Flower and Fruit Mountain]..."
Just as I was thinking happily, a handsome man with a dignified appearance appeared in front of him. He is tall and tall, has a face like a crown of jade, wears golden armor, and has a vertical eye on his forehead. He is none other than Zhenjun Erlang who just left the Buddhist scripture-seeking team not long ago.
Around Erlang Shen, there were also six immortal cultivators dressed as military generals. When they saw Wukong, the six of them quickly bowed their hands and saluted, each of them mouthing sweeter than the other:
"I have seen the great sage brother!"
"See the Great Sage, our brothers are polite!"
"Brother the Great Sage has worked hard for the world, which is really a blessing for our human race!"
"How can such a small thing cause such a big trouble? Brother Sheng, our brothers can just help carry it, and Brother Monkey King can just rest.”
"..."
You little Erlang, you actually dare to cut off the beast...Wukong looked at Erlang Shen, his merits were about to be robbed!
Erlang Shen shrugged, holding a python that was still dripping blood in his hand:
“There are pythons doing evil in the Qizhou area. They have eaten people in several villages. Our brothers have just destroyed this python. Snake, is about to ask the local mountain god for his sins."
When he heard that there were monsters that can eat people, Wukong became angry:
"What are you asking? Just beat him to death. If there is a man-eating monster, don't report it. Death is not a pity!"
Erlang Shen said:
"It seems that it was reported, but the Heavenly Court did not deal with it... Recently in the Three Realms The chaos is getting worse, and the demons in the world are starting to stir up."
"Xiao Erlang, where is Li Shimin now?"
"Beside the salt pond...Zhang Tianshi and Taibai Jinxing are also there. , what is the instruction of the great sage?”
Wukong said:
"Send this python over and improve the food for the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty... Let Li Shimin re-canonize the mountain god land. From now on, the city god, land god, mountain god, and river god all need to be canonized by the Tang emperor. Otherwise, it will be regarded as an evil spirit."
Erlang Shen felt that once he did this, the gods in the mortal world would most likely panic:
"Is this the arrangement of His Royal Highness?"
“Of course!”
Since it is His Royal Highness the Son's plan, when you see Li Shimin later, you will have a good talk with him.
Kang Taiwei, one of the Six Friends of Meishan, raised his hand and asked:
"I dare to ask the Great Sage, if the land of the canonized mountain god still cannot stop the demons and monsters, what should we do?"
"Ha, don't worry about this. The generals they canonize are all generals who sacrificed their lives for the country. Warriors who crawled out of the mountains of corpses and seas of blood are not something that mere demons and evil spirits can contend with."
This kind of canonization after death is impossible. Immortals are called Yin gods. If there are demons who dare to jump out and oppose them, then the Tenth Palace of Yama in the underworld should come over and talk about it.
When the time comes, judges like Zhong Kui will also come to the underworld to stretch their arms and legs.
If it can't be dealt with, Ksitigarbha will probably come to the world in person with Queen Houtu's decree to slay the demons.
The group of people continued to fly forward, and soon entered the territory of Datang. They flew over Chang'an City, arrived at the Jiezhou Salt Pond on Hedong Road, and landed slowly.
Li Shimin and his civil servants and generals were already well prepared. When they saw Wukong, they bowed:
"I have seen the Great Sage!"
Wukong quickly returned the gift:
"Your Majesty is the direct disciple of His Royal Highness the Holy Son. I cannot bear your gift... The equipment has been shipped, Lao Zhang, you are responsible for installing it."
< br>"Okay, Great Sage, leave everything to me."
Wukong put the equipment on the ground, took back the golden cudgel, and said to the six friends of Meishan:
"Don't you want to Do you want to earn merit? Come and carry the equipment with me.”
When the six people heard this, they immediately flew up and followed Wukong away.
God Erlang threw the python in his hand into a nearby open space, and it immediately turned into a big snake a hundred feet long:
“This snake harmed the people of Qizhou and has been killed by this god. Your Majesty, please re-consecrate the local mountain god, land city god and water god to avoid this situation happening again."
Li Shimin did not expect that such a situation would still happen in the territory, so he quickly thanked:
"Thank you Erlang Xiansheng. The true king eradicated the demons and benefited the people of Tang Dynasty! ”
"You're welcome. This is the arrangement of His Royal Highness the Holy Son. I'm just passing on a message... This snake is dead and its soul has been dispersed by this god. The flesh on its body is of great benefit to mortals. Your Majesty, please improve it for the soldiers." Let’s get some food.”
After finishing speaking, Erlang Shen raised his hand, and the gallbladder of the dead snake flew out automatically, hovering in front of Taibai Jinxing:
“If the Immortal is not busy, you can give it to me. His Royal Highness, the Holy Son, will make some medicinal wine. This matter should not be difficult for the Immortal."
Taibai Jinxing did not expect that Erlang Shen would take the initiative to give him the opportunity to curry favor with His Royal Highness, the Holy Son, and quickly used the magic weapon to kill the huge snake gallbladder in front of him. Collected it:
"Thank you, True Lord. I have decided to collect some heavenly materials and earthly treasures and brew a jar of good medicinal wine for His Highness the Holy Son."
At this time, there were enough manpower to carry the equipment, and Erlang Shen had nothing to do. He used his magic power to level the land around the salt pond, creating an additional salt field of nearly 100,000 acres.
Fang Xuanling, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, raised his hand and asked:
"I dare to ask the immortal, the salt field is so large, if all the salt fields are mined, what should we do if there is no salt available in a few years?"
Erlang Shen pointed to the west direction:
“There are still a large number of undeveloped salt lakes in Tubo territory. If you feel that the salt is not enough, just lead your army to occupy it... The gods are only responsible for people’s livelihood. You are not responsible for the war. If you lose, remember not to harm the people, otherwise His Royal Highness will be unhappy.”
Qin Qiong said:
"Don't worry, Immortal, if we lose the battle, we will wipe our necks and commit suicide before waiting for the Holy Son Palace to issue an edict to blame!"
Zhang Daoling will refine it if he has nothing to do. He took out the cement and said with a smile:
"General Qin is in another world, but he is a brother to His Royal Highness the Holy Son. Even you say so, the soldiers of the three armies must do their best to kill the enemy bravely."
“Don’t dare to slack off when it comes to your responsibilities!”
While they were chatting, huge waves suddenly rolled up in the middle of the salt lake, and a deafening dragon roar came out.
Erlang Shen, Zhang Daoling, and Taibai Jinxing all showed their weapons and attacked. Qin Qiong and Yuchi Gong guarded Li Shimin, while Wei Zheng drew the eight-sided Han sword given to him by Li Yu to prevent any unexpected events.
Soon, a little dragon was captured by Erlang Shen holding the dragon's horns before he could cause trouble.
This is the Dragon King of Yanchi. He found that the landscape of Yanchi had changed, and he felt offended. He wanted to show off his power, but unexpectedly he kicked the iron plate and offended the most untouchable people in the Three Realms.
Wei Zheng took out the merit book of the underworld and began to check the flood records here.
"In the third year of Zhenguan, there was no wind in the salt pond and the waves started to rise. Dozens of people on the shore were swept into the water and died on the spot."
"In the fifth year of Zhenguan, the salt pond flooded, hundreds of families downstream were displaced, and tens of thousands of acres of fertile farmland were lost. It became a saline-alkali land and could not be cultivated. "
"In the eighth year of Zhenguan, the salt pond was flooded and floods continued until the Mid-Autumn Festival in August. Thousands of people had no harvest and died of hunger everywhere."
< br>"The tenth year of Zhenguan..."
Before Wei Zheng finished reading, Li Shimin was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, and even spoke in Shaanxi dialect:
"Bao She, burn him to death!"
Beheading him is too cheap. Burning him to death is the biggest punishment for the Dragon King.
After scolding, Li Shimin personally flipped through the merit book and said with emotion:
"There are many such water gods and dragon kings in China who are causing trouble. Master's method That’s right, all water gods are canonized by the imperial court, and those who are not canonized by the imperial court are evil spirits and should be punished by everyone.”
Zhang Daoling said to him:
"Since your Majesty has arrived at the edge of the salt pond, it is just right to canonize the water god here."
Thinking of the dead and injured people, Li Shimin took a deep breath:
"Who does the Heavenly Master think is better to canonize?"< br>
"The Yanchi will be the lifeblood of the Tang Dynasty from now on. Your Majesty can choose one of the children who died in infancy to be canonized as the Salt Lake Water God. This will not only benefit the people, but also allow him to see his children often."
"That's so true. Okay, thank you Heavenly Master for your guidance!”
While they were chatting, Wukong brought another batch of equipment with the Six Friends of Meishan. He saw a struggling little dragon lying on the surface of the salt pond, and many soldiers were collecting firewood on the shore. He asked curiously:
" What are you doing? Are you going to bake the loach?"
Wei Zheng handed the merit book to Wukong and told him what happened. Wukong thought of the "Three-Body Problem" he had just watched and gave a very sincere answer. Suggestions:
"Use a slow fire!"
Soon, all the equipment had been shipped, and there were also several cars of blue iron sheets used to build factories. As for wind turbines and the like, It won't be delivered until the evening.
Wu had nothing to do, so he cleaned up all the mud and other things at the bottom of the salt pond, expanded the depth, flew to the Tubo area, found a salt lake with a relatively high concentration of salt water, and directly poured half of the lake water into the salt pond. With this operation, the salt production of the salt pond will double this year.
In the real world, Li Yu is sitting under the shade of a tree, eating the lunch sent by Zi Shou - mutton braised pancakes.
Stewed pancakes are not uncommon, a very common delicacy in North China, but Yunxiao made more than 300 people in one go, which is a bit impressive.
There is no place in Fengshen World that wholesales shredded pancakes. If Yunxiao wants to make this delicacy, he must first bake the pancakes, then cut them into strips, and finally cook them with the mutton.
The shredded pancakes must be soft while maintaining a chewy texture, and with the addition of mutton, bean sprouts, Shanghai greens and other side dishes, it can be considered a qualified mutton braised pancake.
Lu Bu grabbed the bottle and drank half a bottle of beer. He touched Zishou with his elbow and said:
“With so many braised cakes, how big is the pot used by the Empress of Yunxiao? Huh?”
Zi Shou took a bite of the braised pancake and took a big bite of the pork head Wu Song bought, then said:
“Pot? Madam Yunxiao never uses a pot for cooking. .”
"No, what does she use for cooking without a pot?"
"A pile of ingredients turned over and over in mid-air by itself, and it didn't take long for it to be ready. During this period, Empress Yunxiao should be hoeing the ground and reading books. I also played a game with Empress Qiongxiao and others without any delay."
Lu Bu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
How can gods cook so elegantly?
If I didn’t have another mission, I really want to wipe my neck and join the master to become a god. Then we will also use our magical power to make a little fairy fried rice. Don’t you want to make Zhang Saner cry with greed?
In addition to the braised pancakes, Yunxiao also cooked an appetizing pot of spicy and sour egg soup, which is a perfect companion to the braised pancakes.
Zi Shou ate two pots of braised cakes and was finally full.
At this moment, Xuanzang also transported all the equipment to the world of the book. Zishou quickly returned to the world of Fengshen and brought a bowl of plain noodles made with various mushrooms and tofu:
"Master Xuanzang, this is the lunch that Empress Yunxiao made for you, please accept it."
"Please tell your majesty, Zishou, to tell the empress, I am very grateful!"
His Royal Highness the Holy Son is amazing, and the four Holy Sons and Concubines are not simple either. They are such an enviable family!
Xuan Zang thanked Li Yu again, then sat down and started eating noodles.
Wu Song drove the semi-trailer out, and the convoy transporting equipment rumbled away.
Lu Bu finished two pots of braised cakes and drank a large bowl of egg soup. He patted his belly with satisfaction and said:
"Your Majesty Zishou, what are you having for dinner?"
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If it's delicious, come here and have a meal. If it's not, I won't come. I have to sort out the oil base affairs quickly and then go to Jiuyuan to set up water pumps.
Zi Shou said:
“It seems like you want to eat pickled pork with pickles and steamed buns. Last time the empress did it, Immortal Zhao Gongming ate more than a hundred steamed buns. Several gods can’t beat him.”
Good guy, how many years has it been since the God of Wealth had good food?
Lu Bu set a timer on his tactical watch:
"I'll come and try it in the evening. Besides braised pork with pickled vegetables, what else is there?"
"Yellow braised crispy pork, yellow braised chicken nuggets, crispy hairtail...the hairtail was caught by Zhao Gongmingxianchang. Last time There were too few transparent shrimps when catching them, and there was a group of hairtails floating around that were annoying. Zhao Xianchang got angry and took them to Chaoge City. "
My uncle's level can be done in the real world. Ganhai broadcast live... Li Yu took a bite of the braised pancake and said:
"Tell Yunxiao, there is no need to prepare steamed buns. I will buy a few extra large rice cookers and steam some rice, and I will give everyone a try of rice this afternoon." "
Lu Bu quickly asked:
"What should I do if the steamed buns ordered by my siblings are delivered? It would be a waste to throw them away..."
When the guy opened his mouth, Li Yu knew what he meant:
"I want it." Don't you want to take it away? "
"Okay, then I'll take it away... It's not because I care about those thousands of steamed buns, it's just because I don't want to waste food, don't you think so, Chengdu? "
< br>Yu Wen Chengdu laughed dumbly, always feeling that sooner or later he would be made shameless by the manager of the B&B.
Zi Shou returned to the world of gods and conveyed Li Yu's arrangement.
Yunxiao said:
"Let Mr. bring the rice over and let me steam it. I just watched a video on safe use of electricity. The bicycle graveyard is so messy and using electricity is very dangerous. , it’s better not to put your husband in danger.”
How about you two write a love letter, I feel embarrassed to spread such words... Zishou muttered silently, and came to the real world to convey Yun Xiao’s words. Once, and then asked weakly:
"Sir, can you buy more rice? I'm worried that it won't be enough for Zhao Xianchang to eat alone."
This is too simple, Li Yu waved his hand:
"I will buy a few tons later, enough for you to eat... I will get you some upland rice seeds later, and you can plant some rice too, so that the people can Let’s also try the taste of rice.”
After eating and drinking, Li Yu drove to buy five tons of rice and asked the store owner to drive it to the gate. Wu Song and Yuwen Chengdu rushed to the electric fifth wheel. Let Zishou be sent to the world of gods.
After Yunxiao received the rice, he specially brought some ice spring water from Tianshan Mountain. He was afraid that the water quality was too poor and he would bury the rice sent by Li Yu.
“Wow, so much rice, did Mr. give it to you?”
Qiong Xiao is like an avid CP fan, eating endless candies every day.
Yunxiao said:
“This is to prepare dinner for the soldiers. Then make more and give it to everyone to try... Mr. once said that the rice can also be popped into some popcorn, etc. I'll try it later. If it's possible, Qiongxiao, please remember to go to Nuwa Palace and the Human Race Sage Hall to offer some, and don't eat it secretly."
"Okay, okay, I just want to hear what the empress has to say. Go as soon as you're done. "
Yunxiao waved, and the rice bag automatically opened, and dozens of kilograms of rice flew out, suspended in mid-air. Then, the ball of rice was wrapped by divine power, and gradually Heating, in less than ten minutes, they popped one by one and turned into perfect rice krispies.
At this time, a piece of malt sugar and two packets of white sugar flew from the kitchen, melted under the influence of divine power, and then mixed with the rice crackers.
Then, the popcorn deforms automatically and is squeezed into a thickness of three to four centimeters. When the temperature drops, the syrup solidifies, and the popcorn takes shape.
Yunxiao cut a small piece and tasted it, and said with some regret:
"There is still a bit too much sugar. I will have to practice more in the future."
She put all the The rice krispies were divided into evenly sized pieces, Qiong Xiao ate them, and then took the rice krispies for her use and flew out of the small courtyard where San Xiao lived.
First go to the Hall of Human Sages, place a few pieces in front of each sage, and then go to Nuwa Palace.
As soon as he entered the door, Qiong Xiao saw Lu Yue sitting cross-legged on the futon, as if he was using the quiet room of the Wa Palace to do scientific research again.
The Wa Palace is not limited by time and can accelerate or decelerate at will, making it very suitable for scientific research.
Qiong Xiao placed the rice krispies on the table and bowed respectfully:
"Hello, my dear queen, the well-behaved and sensible Qiong Xiao is here to bring you food!"
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As soon as she finished speaking, the gentle voice of the empress rang in her mind:
"Your sister's craftsmanship is good, I like it very much."
"As long as the empress likes it, my sister loves it. She is good at cooking, gentle and virtuous, and has a gentle temper. I hope that my brother-in-law will take more care of her in the future and not bully her."
The empress was stunned:
"You came to me just to sell me. Yunxiao? ”
"No, no, I'm here to report the progress to you. My sister secretly put on a ring. I heard from His Majesty Zishou that my husband happened to have a ring of the same style..."
"That's it." Yunxiao did it, tell me, what do you want your brother-in-law to do?”
“I really can’t hide anything from the noble sage empress. I hope that she will be as talented as jade, as gentle as jade, and as bold as possible. Brother-in-law, for the sake of my sister, please buy me a small hydrogen bomb, one with an equivalent of 5 million tons will be fine..."
Before the girl finished her request, the empress was speechless. Rubbing temples:
“Change your request, you can’t buy this in the real world.”
"Can the atomic bomb be used? I want to blow up the Kunlun Mountains. The power is too small and useless."
"All weapons are contraband. Your brother-in-law cannot buy them and there is no place to buy them. The Great Tribulation of the Gods" You don't have to worry about anything, just play the game with peace of mind."
"Oh..."
Qiong Xiao didn't expect that his plan was over before it was implemented.
She sighed slightly and was about to go back when Lu Yue, who was meditating beside her, suddenly jumped excitedly:
"Haha, I finally used my divine power to simulate the effect of atomic fission. I feel like I can create a beautiful big firework that will be watched by the whole city. It will definitely be very powerful..."
He hasn't finished speaking yet. This crazy scientist who was on the verge of committing suicide was taken into the map of mountains and rivers by the empress, and he began to think about his mistakes.
Qiong Xiao: "..."
Did I hear wrongly? Junior Brother Lu Yue actually discovered the atomic bomb?
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