Chapter 539 Lu Bu: Sorry, my master, Saint Wahuang! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Daughter-in-law, come and try Yunxiao’s craftsmanship, it’s so delicious!”
Zhou Ruotong came back from get off work and as soon as he walked into the bicycle graveyard, Li Yu hurriedly filled a bowl A portion of rice, served with plum and vegetable braised pork made by Yunxiao, was delivered attentively.
"It smells really good..."
Zhou Ruotong took the disposable lunch box and praised Yunxiao's cooking skills while eating, especially the fatty meat, which was steamed to the right level. , you can even mix it with rice and eat it as a super snack.
At this time, most of the soldiers had already had dinner, and everyone sat together in small groups, chatting, gnawing watermelon, and eating to eat before working.
After a busy day, the pile of bicycles has obviously shrunk a bit. However, due to the long-term heavy pressure, the bottom basically needs to be repaired. The progress will not be accelerated, but will even be slowed down.
Remove some usable parts and keep them as spare parts. If they are completely damaged and cannot be used, they are kept together and transported back to Muke Village to be re-melted for steelmaking.
"Where is Guiying? Why didn't she come to such a delicious meal?"
"I went back to train the cavalry, but I haven't come here yet. I was about to let Brother Dao sway him."
Yunxiao finally made a move, and he had to let the noble Queen have a taste, so as not to complain in the future.
While chatting, Mu Guiying appeared in armor.
From the depth of winter to the scorching heat of summer, Mu Guiying couldn’t bear it even though her body had been strengthened:
“Wow, it’s so hot, I feel like I need to eat ten or eight snacks. Let's cool down...Sister Zhou, what are you eating? This big fat piece of meat is simply a girl's dream meat!"
Can you stop being so arrogant so that you won't be afraid of other girls following you? Do you cut?
Li Yu stood up and served rice to her. He originally planned to use a disposable lunch box, but the girl turned back to Muke Village and brought two stainless steel basins, one large and one small:
"The lunch boxes are so wasteful, I still I like to eat out of a basin... This basin is for Xiao Feiyang. Eat more when you grow taller, otherwise you will become thin and thin. "
Then you still call me Xiao Feiyang... Li Yu. He took Li Fengyang's small steel basin and filled most of it with rice, followed by various side dishes.
“Little Feiyang doesn’t eat hairtail, don’t serve it to her.”
“Why? Didn’t she like eating crispy hairtail before?”
Mu Guiying said gloatingly:
“Last time, the heat of the stewed hairtail fish in the cafeteria was not high enough. She took a big mouthful and it got stuck in her throat. She still asked the master for help, so there was no accident. From that day on, the little girl Feiyang refuses to eat all kinds of fish.”
“Ask your master to delete her fear of getting stuck in her throat. How can she not eat such a good thing as hairtail?”
Li Yu remembers that he didn’t like hairtail when he was a child, and his grandparents taught him the same way. Now he accidentally becomes the one educating others. Maybe this means growing up, right?
He sighed with emotion, served Li Fengyang a good meal, and Mu Guiying took it over there.
When she came back again, the girl said with a smile:
"Little Feiyang has already started eating. I heard that it was made by Sister Yunxiao, and I plan to give a panda to express my gratitude."
said After finishing, Mu Guiying held her own stainless steel basin, sucked a mouthful of fatty meat slices, and took two mouthfuls of rice, and then strolled to brainwash the one hundred soldiers who came out of Muke Village.
“You are from Muke Village, and every move represents the image of Muke Village. When you go to other worlds, you must publicize our goodness.”
“How to promote it? Ah village master?”
"You don't know how to do this? You are really stupid... Just say that we eat meat every meal until we vomit, and there is so much food that we can't finish it in ten years. People from all over the country heard that it was in Muke Village Go to work, and the matchmaker can level the threshold."
The soldiers: "..."
Is this still a bandit? It feels even more glorious than winning the top prize!
After some education, Mu Guiying said again:
"Work well here and you can tell me what you think. If you miss this opportunity, you may not be able to come to the real world in the future. ”
When the soldiers heard this, they immediately gathered together to discuss it.
Just when Mu Guiying thought they were going to the city to play or buy new clothes, the squad leader of this group of soldiers made a request on behalf of the brothers:
"The leader of the village , can we meet... Zhao Zilong?"
Mu Guiying:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You guys have been mumbling for a long time and just came up with such a request?
She said:
"No problem, General Zilong can be picked up later. If you want to take a group photo, you can chat, if you want to chat, we will accompany you the whole time... Do you have any other requirements?"
This is too simple. I spent half a day just for Zhao Zilong, which made Mu Guiying, who always likes to take advantage, feel a little embarrassed. I hope everyone can make another request.
It turned out that all of these people were die-hard fans of Zhao Yun. They chose to come to the real world to work this time because they also wanted to meet Zhao Zilong, the man with the white horse and silver gun.
The fanatical crystal powder belongs to yes.
After Mu Guiying asked everyone what they thought, she heard that both Liu Xie and Li Shimin had recruited a lot of people. As the spokesperson of Muke Village, she also stood on a nearby iron shelf with a basin and asked loudly:
"Brothers, our Muke Village plans to conquer the grassland and regain the sixteen states of Yanyun occupied by foreigners. If you are interested, come with us. There is nothing else in Muke Village. It has bright armor and fine steel. We have everything you need!”
There is actually no shortage of people in Muke Village, but since Little Crab and Little Taizong have already recruited, as the future Queen, it would be unfair for us not to recruit.
After shouting like this, many soldiers of Water Margin said that Yue Shijie was really moved.
Mu Guiying was very happy:
"You are discerning, tell me, why did you choose our Muke village?"
"My ancestors were beaten before, and I am ready to fight back."
"I want to ask my ancestors face to face , why the good farmland was replaced by a mountainous area, and there were floods every year, and the good farmers were forced to become long-term workers in other people's homes."
"I want to clean up those who drove my father-in-law and mother-in-law out. Bastard of the village!”
“I want to save my grandfather”
"What's wrong with Grandpa Qin?"
"I don't know who I listened to. When I was eight years old, I insisted on becoming a eunuch from the palace. As a result, I bled to death... If I were here, I could stop him. You’re doing something stupid.”
Everyone sitting around, whether ancient or modern, had their CPUs burned out.
A soldier from the Three Kingdoms raised his hand and asked weakly:
"Your great-grandfather died as a eunuch, so why are you your great-grandfather, your grandfather, and your father?"
"Hey, that's right... Saying that, then I have to ask to see whose father my great-grandfather is."
Good guy, it was originally a national hatred, but I didn't expect it to be involved. Family ethics case.
Many people who are going to the Three Kingdoms immediately plan to follow them to Muke Village. The matter of recovering the Sixteenth State of Yanyun can be put aside. Let's solve this family ethics case first.
Soon, more than a hundred people went to Muke Village, proving once again that eating melons, watching operas and joining in the fun is a fine tradition of the Chinese people since ancient times.
Mu Guiying showed off a bowl of rice and sent a message to Zhao Xue, asking the family to follow Diao Chan to the bicycle cemetery to attend tonight's Zilong fan meeting.
In order to prevent everyone from having any accidents on the road, Li Yu also specially asked the scenic spot to send a scenic spot commuter car to pick him up and drop him off all the way.
Mu Guiying had eaten and drank enough, and was just about to ask everyone if they were still eating, when Lu Bu came to eat the leftovers:
"We are worthy of being the disciples of the Holy Mother of the Human Race, we are all like this You can live a good life... Senior sister, many of us over there haven't eaten rice yet. Can you give it to me this time?"
Mu Guiying waved her hand and said:
"Take it away. , If you don’t have enough to eat, I will sponsor you ten tons of rice tomorrow.”
"Okay, then I will return you a hundred dark horses."
Mu Guiying was a little puzzled:
"Why are you giving dark horses? Have you started charging based on color for your horses?"
"The white horse must be kept to give Zilong a gift. Now the whole army is raising white horses for Zilong, so I can only give the dark horse to senior sister."
"It's okay, it doesn't matter whether it's a white horse or a dark horse. A good horse is one that can chop off the heads of foreigners... When will Junior Brother go to fight against Dawan? I am also planning to use Dawan horses to form a royal guard.”
Dawan is the area in present-day Turkmenistan, the hometown of the Akhal Tejin Horse.
Mu Guiying has been coveting those horses for a long time, but relying on the men and horses of Muke Village, he didn't know the year of the monkey, the horse and the month of Dawan, so he could only use the brains of the Three Kingdoms world.
Now that Zhu Jun has gone to the Western Regions, he will rebuild the Protectorate of the Western Regions, establish relations with Western countries, and continue to implement the Han-style foreign policy.
Lu Bu said:
"Don't worry, we plan to build a relay base station every few hundred miles to connect the walkie-talkie network to the Western Regions, and then contact Lao Zhu and Dawanma Done in minutes.”
Lu Bu put all the leftovers on Zi Shou's electric fifth wheel and took them to the oil base of the Three Kingdoms World.
Not long after, Diao Chan came with Zhao Yun and his family.
While passing by Shitouzhai Village, the little girl also bought twenty boxes of old popsicles to relieve summer heat and quench thirst. There are twenty pieces in a box, enough for everyone to taste one.
When everyone received the old popsicles, Mu Guiying began to introduce Zhao Zilong:
"This is the Changshan Zhao Zilong that you have been thinking about so much. He is currently studying in a B&B. After celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival here, he will go to the Water Margin to talk about the world of Yue, and follow the emperor's uncle to conquer the four directions."
First time meeting Zhao Yun. , soldiers from several worlds all gathered around.
Zhao Yun raised his hands and said hello to everyone:
"Zhao Yun of Changshan, I have met you all. The heat has been scorching for days recently, everyone has worked hard!"
"It's not hard or hard, there are good things here. You can eat, have gods cook, and learn a skill, it’s not hard at all.”
"Yes, life is much better than before. We have no regrets about meeting General Zilong!"
Everyone seemed to be attending an offline idol meeting for the first time, with excitement on their faces. Some people even forgot to eat the old popsicles and just stared at Zhao Yun.
However, after getting familiar with each other, this group of people surrounded Zhao Yun and asked a bunch of weird questions:
"General Zilong, after stabbing Ju Yi to death, why did Gongsun Zan Didn’t you reuse him?”
“They all said that you and Xia Houlan served as officials in Cao Ying. Is this true or false?”
"At Changbanpo, if Cao Gong recruited him face to face, would General Zilong agree?"
"Many people say that Gao Lan died because of your sneak attack. Under normal circumstances, you couldn't defeat him at all. Is it true?”
“If you were given another chance, would you marry that rich widow from Guiyang?”
“If Han De spoke with great respect and politeness when he saw you, Will you kill his whole family again?”
“…”
These questions made Zilong dumbfounded. He patiently answered them one by one, and even took out his mobile phone to take photos with everyone.
Li Yu’s family sat aside and watched this scene carefully.
Diao Chan held her cheek and asked:
"I heard that the food cooked by Empress Yunxiao is very delicious. Can I come and eat it tomorrow?"
Li Yu ordered it. Nod:
"Okay, you can just call the commuter bus then... Needless to say, the braised pancakes made by Yunxiao at noon and the rice for dinner are indeed delicious. It has been a long time since I have eaten such a smoky meal."< br>
A chef who does not use a pot when cooking, but makes a meal full of fireworks. It must be said that Yunxiao is getting more and more skilled in cooking with the help of his divine power.
If this could be performed once in the real world, Japanese and French Teppanyaki dishes that emphasize a sense of ritual would be pushed aside and not even qualified to be compared.
While we were chatting, the wind turbine was delivered.
Li Yu first asked Brother Dao, who was watching the show, to call Xuanzang over, and then began to deliver equipment to the world of Journey to the West.
With the generator, the industrial equipment over at the salt pond can run.
I don’t know how much merit project manager Zhang Daoling will gain when salt production officially starts. From the current point of view, there is a high probability that he will be in the first echelon of the merit list.
As long as you continue to maintain this strong enthusiasm for work, it is not a problem to go back and surpass Lu Yue.
Especially after Lu Yue came up with the idea of neutralizing Chao Ge, the top brother on the list is very likely to clear out a huge amount of merit and become the last in the Three Realms.
At 10:30 in the evening, all the wind power equipment was sent to Journey to the West. Li Yugang was going to take the whole family back to rest, and Zishou brought another midnight snack.
Dinner was more solid, but late-night snacks were relatively simple, consisting of three fresh wontons with steamed dumplings, and some hand cakes.
Zhou Ruotong stayed in shape and shared a bowl of wontons with Diao Chan. Mu Guiying ate dozens of steamed dumplings before finishing her midnight snack, but when she got in the car, she took two more Hand cake.
Looking at so much food, Lu Bu asked Chongzi Shou:
“Are these wontons and buns packed one by one?”
“No, She made it herself, and Empress Yunxiao has been sitting in the yard looking at her phone without moving at all.”
Tsk tsk, I’m really becoming more and more envious of gods. Everything is automated. If I can perform this in front of Zhang San, he can’t kneel down and call daddy?
Lu Bu poked his son with his elbow and said softly:
"Next time my wife cooks, remember to take a picture of it and show it to my dear brother, Xiangsi. The pain of planting is very torturous."
Zi Shou patted his head:
"I forgot. I will take more photos next time and let the husband take a good look. I am not busy anymore. Please take a photo of your husband and let Empress Yunxiao take a closer look.”
"That's right. As the saying goes, it's better to die than to ruin a marriage. We can't meet each other now, so we have to help."
Zi Shou licked the old popsicle:< br>
"There is nothing wrong with what you said. You are just burying Saint Zhunti like this. Aren't you afraid that he will deal with you?"
Lu Bu's expression immediately became serious, and he raised his hand to make a Taoist secret:< br>
“Excuse me, my master, Saint Wahuang!”
Are you a saint? Haha, what a coincidence, my master is also a saint, eh, why did I start putting my hands on my hips? Sorry, my arms are a bit disobedient, and my laughter is a bit loud, please bear with me.
When Xuanzang came over, Zishou brought him another piece of vegetarian dumplings, stuffed with carrots, fungus, and mushrooms. Xuanzang tasted it and cried out that he was guilty.
Lu Bu asked curiously:
"What's wrong? Did you eat a big elbow?"
"No, it's just too delicious. The young monk is a little scared."
"Eat what you have to eat. Maybe in the future, Empress Yunxiao will go to the Westward Journey World to help in a certain disaster. Then you can just thank her in person... Remember to call her the Holy Son and Concubine."
Xuan Zang put it in his mouth. Stuffed a dumpling:
“There are really a few disasters that require calling in people from over there, but it’s still early, let’s wait until the disasters begin.”
Nezha Yang Jian, Chapter of the Bull Demon King Wukong and the other three will most likely be able to handle it, but with the yellow-browed old monster who built a replica of the Great Thunder Sound Temple, and the Maitreya Buddha behind him, it may be a bit difficult for the three of them to fight.
It would be great if the Fengshen World could have some helpers.
At that time, Maitreya Buddha will be directly destroyed to help Ksitigarbha get rid of the hidden danger of seizing power, and the power of belief in Maitreya will be absorbed by the lotus platform as nutrition, and the Buddhist teachings will be more stable.
In the original work of Journey to the West, Maitreya Buddha has become the Buddha from the East, almost on an equal footing with Tathagata.
Now that the commander-in-chief is being promoted to a higher position than Ksitigarbha, Maitreya, the future Buddha, will naturally be destroyed.
After Maitreya disappears, the White Lotus Sect, which was promoted in the Tang Dynasty, may also be somewhat restrained... Looking back, I have to remind Li Shimin of Journey to the West to pay attention to folk beliefs and don't let the White Lotus Sect become bigger and stronger.
For the next two days, everyone focused on the bicycle cemetery and was busy emptying the shared bicycles there.
In order to prevent anyone from wondering where the bicycles went, Li Yu also specially made some and placed them in Fengming Valley Scenic Area and Longqishan Scenic Area, providing them to tourists for free.
Yue Fei and Wu Song went to Water Margin and said that Yue Shijie had transported a batch of bicycles and taught everyone the correct riding method in the village and Handan City.
Now that the New Year over there is over and the Lantern Festival is over, Zhang Fei and Zhao Fu, Jin Caihua and the other three maids blew out candles and ate cakes together to celebrate the first anniversary of the family meeting.
Last year during the Lantern Festival, Zhang Fei, with the help of Dundun, successfully met Zhao Fujin and took her and Caihua back together.
Now one year has passed, and the three of them have become a family. Zhang Fei was so happy that he didn’t know what to say, so he specially recorded a video to thank Li Yu, and by the way, he “enthusiastically” expressed his longing for Lu Bu.
Not to be outdone, Lu Bu replied with a greeting that helped to raise blood pressure. Zhang San was so angry that he grabbed a doll in the shape of Lu Bu and stabbed himself with needles.
After the festival, Zhang Fei was sent to Yuzhou again by Gongsun Sheng to continue to regain his homeland in China.
Yue Fei also said goodbye to Li Wa and returned to Zhending Mansion. He followed Liu Bei and Wen Huanzhang, making suggestions and learning some strategies at the same time.
When he turns back to attack Taiyuan, there is a high probability that he will personally lead the troops and start the journey of Yue Junshen’s rise!
Guan Yu has been building Handan City, preparing to build Handan into Jiangling City during the Three Kingdoms period.
After the city wall was repaired, he began to lead his army to attack Shangdang. According to the intelligence detected by Niu Gao, Tian Hu has now become the nominal master of Shangdang. Almost all the prefects, governors, guards and other officials have become Tian Hu's followers. and puppets.
Lao Guan feels that the New Year pig has become fat and it’s time to kill it!
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