Chapter 538 Buying a gift for my sister-in-law who is hundreds of millions of years old! [Asking for monthly tickets]
With doubts, Qiong Xiao left Nuwa Temple and returned to the small courtyard where San Xiao lived.
Seeing Empress Shiji sitting in the yard eating rice cakes, she hurried over and whispered:
"Junior Sister Shiji, I have important news for you. You must keep it secret. It can’t be spread out.”
“Okay, Sister Qiongxiao!”
Ten minutes later, Li Yu looked at Zi Shou in surprise and asked:
"You mean, Lu Yue built a bunch of atomic bombs?"
"Yes, Empress Qiongxiao told her secretly Everyone, half of Chaoge City is spreading the word about this now. Uncle Bigan Wang even asked me specifically if he could stand closer to the front when the fireworks are set off..."
Li Yu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
You are also asked to stand in the front row. Is this because the vaporization is not complete?
In order to find out the truth of the matter, Li Yu drove to the scenic spot and found his old mother:
"Mom, did Lu Yue make an atomic bomb?"
"He just used divine power to simulate atoms. It's just fission, and it's still a long way from practical use... But even if it is built, it will be useless. The explosion effect of the atomic bomb is just a beautiful little waste to Da Luo. Maybe the hydrogen bomb has some use."
< br>Beautiful little waste generally refers to items that are of no use, such as various strange-shaped mugs, folding mobile phones with low configurations, and some Internet celebrity small household appliances.
I never expected that the atomic bomb, which changed the course of weapons in the real world, would be equivalent to eating small household appliances in the eyes of an old mother... Li Yu sat down on the steps and asked curiously:
"Why is this thing being spread around Chaoge?"
"Qiong Xiao told people everywhere. I didn't think it was a bad thing, so I didn't stop it."
The Queen finished speaking. , and also displayed the scene of Qiong Xiao secretly sharing this secret in Li Yu's mind.
This girl was holding a piece of rice krispies and didn’t even bother to eat it. Instead, she got in front of Daluo Jinxian in the city and talked mysteriously about building an atomic bomb. After speaking, she repeatedly emphasized that it should be kept secret. .
However, the more this happens, the faster everyone spreads.
Li Yu couldn't help but laugh:
"What a bunch of big guys who are as tight-lipped as a jar... From now on, Qiong Xiao will not be able to come into contact with any confidential matters, otherwise her mouth will probably be publicized to the Asura world. "
After feeling sorry for his sister-in-law, Li Yu asked:
"Mom, are you planning to fish out Zhunti when you indulge Qiong Xiao so much?"
"Yes. A weapon that has never been heard of and does not exist in the world, but it sounds very powerful, Zhunti will definitely be very curious.”
Well, I thought Qiong Xiao's big mouth would do bad things, but I didn't expect that she was helping to make a nest.
However, there is a high probability that the saint is not that easy to catch, especially if there is no real object, and based on just a few rumors, the opponent is likely to stand still.
How about going back and downloading a few movies for Zishou to play in Chaoge City?
Forget it, this kind of movie is a bit fake, and it will only show your timidity when it is actually played. Let's let Zhunti go crazy and make up his mind. After Qiong Xiao adds fuel and jealousy to promote it a few more times, maybe Zhunti himself will be afraid of it in the first place. .
Li Yu put away his thoughts and became curious about the effect of divine power in simulating atomic fission:
"How is it more powerful than an atomic bomb?"
"That's Daluo-level divine power. It explodes according to the method of atomic fission. It must be many times more powerful than an atomic bomb... That brat Lu Yue actually wants to do it in Chaoge City. Give it a try, and I will imprison you in the Shanhe Sheji Tu for reflection. Don’t think about it until 180 years.”
Many times more powerful than an atomic bomb... If this were to explode, Chaoge City would most likely be gone. .
Should I say it or not, this guy was talking about destroying a city in front of the Human Mother. It’s no wonder he was imprisoned... I hope he will be in good spirits when he comes out and will not be affected.
The Mountains and Rivers Sheji Map is a world of its own, and the time inside is not synchronized with the outside world. Although it only takes a few minutes outside, tens of thousands of years may have passed inside.
Fortunately, as Lu Yue, as a Daluo, he could not starve to death. He could stay inside and do research. Even if there was a big explosion, it would not affect the outside world.
The empress had nothing to do, so she asked Li Yu to look at the scene of Qiong Xiao praying.
When he heard the request to buy a hydrogen bomb, Li Yu suddenly couldn’t laugh or cry:
“Computer graphics cards, processors, etc. are all fine, but hydrogen bombs, this thing is really impossible to buy. …Don’t say I bought it, I haven’t seen what it looks like until now.”
Although there are pictures of test explosions on the Internet, they are now used in combination with ballistic missiles, and the miniaturization of nuclear bombs has been emphasized for many years. , the first-generation external nuclear warhead is likely to have evolved to the size of a thermos bottle.
The empress said:
“If you can’t buy a hydrogen bomb, just buy something else. Girl Qiongxiao finally asked for a gift. Buy it when it’s time to buy it. Don’t forget to give one to Bixiao too. They are both sisters. You Don’t favor one over the other.”
“Okay, I’ll buy them two pink electric cars later.”
You can’t buy them with nuclear weapons, but there’s still no problem with small cars. , whether it is Hongguang Mini’s Macaron series or other brands of domestic cars, you can buy it.
Two little girls hundreds of millions of years old match the cute little car very well.
After chatting for a while, Li Yugang was about to leave. He thought that Lu Yue's research direction was a little off track, and asked curiously:
"Why did he suddenly think of researching nuclear bombs?"
"Didn't he read it? You downloaded "Oppenheimer" and read some equations of atomic fission by the way. Then you got excited and tried wildly in the quiet room of the Wa Palace, and finally simulated it with your divine power."
Li Yu. The concept of the magical atomic bomb is somewhat vague:
"Mom, if Lu Yue builds it, can it cause harm to the saint?"
"If you make it bigger and add a sneak attack, you can hurt the saint, but if the opponent takes out the defensive magic weapon in advance, there is a high probability that it will be in vain... The saint is the power of Tao, and ordinary physical damage can't be done at all. ”
It seems that Brother Dao will have to take action in the end.
Leaving the scenic spot, Li Yu drove to the city and bought a car in two colors: girly pink and pea green.
When the boss heard that he was going to give it to a girl, he specially added bows and other decorations on the roof of the car, and also tied oversized fireworks on the hood, which was full of ceremony.
After transporting the two bikes to the bicycle graveyard, Zishou looked at the pitifully small cockpit, unable to get in and drive.
Of course, he didn't dare to get in. After all, this was a gift from his husband to his sister-in-law, so he couldn't open it randomly.
He drove his electric fifth wheel, and he and Yuwen Chengdu carried the car onto the electric fifth wheel, and then pulled it back to the world of gods.
When the electric five-wheeler drove to the gate of Sanxiao’s campus, he happened to meet Qiongxiao who had just shared his secret:
“Hey, Your Majesty Zishou, what is on your car? "
"This is a gift from your husband to you and Empress Bixiao. He said that you can't buy what you want, so he gave each of you a car as an apology. I hope Empress will not blame you."
Qiong Xiao: "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Brother-in-law, aren't you too great?
I just said casually, it’s okay even if I can’t buy it, and I bought such a cute little car to apologize... No wonder I can win my sister’s heart, my brother-in-law is so considerate and gentle!
She thanked Zishou, used magic power to unload the two cars, and flew into the sky excitedly.
Just as he was about to take a lap, he suddenly bumped into a piece of pork belly as big as half a room and almost fell from the air.
In the yard, Yun Xiao looked at her sister helplessly and asked:
"This is a dinner prepared for sir, don't be naughty."
Qiong Xiao quickly flew down, straightened her clothes, and whispered :
"Sister, can I tell you something happy?"
"Is it the fact that Junior Brother Lu Yue built the atomic bomb? It seems that everyone in the city knows about it."
"No, no, it's this one!"
Qiong Xiao waved, and two small cars packed like gifts flew into the yard. Qiong Xiao also specially added two small wings on the car door. , looks even more cute:
“Haha, isn’t it beautiful? My brother-in-law gave it to me, I like it so much!”
Just as he said that, Bixiao flew out of the house, still wearing a Wearing gaming headphones:
“Wow, what a childish little car, as cute as my second sister.”
Qiong Xiao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Believe it or not, I will give you a sniper right now and blow up your favorite headphones?
Yunxiao did not expect that Li Yu would suddenly send a gift, but compared to the two cars, she cared more about the title of brother-in-law:
"Second sister, don't talk nonsense, a catastrophe is imminent. You and I are both susceptible to disaster, so don’t get involved with your husband, otherwise he will be implicated.”
Everyone who has a relationship will be dragged down by the disaster, so we must avoid suspicion now.
Hey, the eldest sister is indeed moved... Bixiao looked at Yunxiao belatedly, thinking in the past, shouldn't the second sister be punished by pinching her ears and kneeling down?
The majestic eldest sister in the past has suddenly become a shy little daughter-in-law. If a disaster is really going to happen, I will risk my life to protect my eldest sister and not let her miss the marriage!
Qiong Xiao followed Conan's example, pushed up the non-existent glasses on the bridge of her nose and said:
"Okay, sister, we all know what your ring means... You keep cooking, walk Bixiao, and let's go for a walk. "Okay, wait until I put the headphones back."
The two of them cleaned up and looked around the car twice more. The more they looked at it, the more they liked it.
While unwrapping the fireworks, Qiong Xiao also deliberately took several selfies. Bixiao secretly complained that mentally retarded children have more fun. However, after she finished complaining, she also stretched out her scissor hands and took two pictures with a pout. Selfie.
Seeing the two sisters looking happy, Yunxiao felt very grateful. In the past, she never knew what gifts to buy for her sisters, but now, the two girls have games to play, movies to watch, anime to follow, and After getting into the car, I was obviously much happier than when I was on Sanxian Island.
She was worried that her two younger sisters would run around, and said:
"If you two are not busy, go and pick up Fairy Hanzhixian and Fairy Caiyun, and let's have a meal together."
In addition to Empress Sanxiao, there are two residents on Sanxian Island, Hanzhixian and Caiyun Fairy. Now that Qiongxiao and Bixiao have received gifts, they naturally want to share them with their own people.
"Okay, big sister, I'll take Hanhan over right away... Pay attention to the heat when cooking for your brother-in-law, don't make mistakes."
These words made Yunxiao's pretty face Yihong wanted to refute something, but in the end he didn't say anything.
Forget it, just shout.
When the two younger sisters left, she somehow pulled out the ring and quietly put it on the ring finger of her left hand.
In the evening, Li Yu was counting the accessories in the warehouse at the bicycle cemetery when Zi Meng drove over in an electric fifth wheel.
There is a large pot of steamed rice on the car, and there are layers of braised pork with pickled vegetables in a large basket. Next to it are two large earthen pots, with yellow braised pork still boiling inside. Crispy pork and braised chicken nuggets, and a smaller pot at the back of the car containing freshly cooked crispy hairtail.
The four-course meal, served with rice, makes people confused.
He was just about to wash his hands and start eating when Zi Shou went to Fengshen World to bring him a pot of vegetables:
“The empress said you can’t just eat meat, you have to eat some vegetables to supplement vitamins, and also Please tell me, sir, to take care of your health and not to work too hard.”
"Okay!"
Li Yu took a disposable lunch box and filled himself half a bowl of rice and some vegetables. He tasted everything. After all, it was made by Yunxiao. Wait a minute. Say a few words of thanks after eating. Don't let others help you in vain.
After serving the dishes, he took them to one side and tasted the crispy meat first. The batter was spread evenly, evenly thick and thin, and the simmering heat was sufficient. The batter on the outside absorbed the soup, and the batter on the inside The meat slices are tender, juicy and very delicious.
Not to mention the braised pork with pickled vegetables, the fat meat melts in your mouth, fragrant but not greasy, with the unique fragrance of pickled pickled vegetables. It is really beautiful to eat a bite of meat and then a bite of rice.
The soldiers lined up to eat rice. It was the first time for many of them to eat rice. It felt very novel.
Especially when you pour a spoonful of the soup with plums, vegetables and pork on the rice, mix it with a spoon and then take such a big mouthful, the taste is really incredible.
Yuwen Chengdu took a mouthful of rice and said with emotion:
“I’m really curious about the way gods cook. It’s so delicious. It’s really surprising.”
Zi Shou Said:
"When you go to the world in the book, you might be able to see the gods. Now Zhang Tianshi has been wandering around several worlds, and now he has gone to the world of Journey to the West. I wonder if the salt there will be produced. , can you share some with us in Fengshen World?”
There is no salt pond in Chaoge, so the people eat a variety of mixed sauces, which are salty and bitter, and bitter and sour, which is not a good taste anyway.
Since Zishou brought salt from the real world, all the officials in the court knew that pure table salt was so delicious.
Yuwen Chengdu asked:
"The gods are so powerful that they can't move a salt pond here?"
"We don't have Tubo over there, nor do we have a series of plateau salt lakes. The seaside is not safe either. Giant monsters in the East China Sea are often raging and need to be conquered regularly. ”
The salt now eaten in the city was brought to Chaoge City by Wen Zhongfei who went to the salt pond, used magic to collect the salt blocks condensed on the shore, and brought it to Chaoge City.
“Then from now on, will we just let the gods carry it?”
Zi Shou shook his head:
“When the weather warms up, Immortal Zhao Gongming plans to go to the beach to open up If a giant monster attacks a place where salt is dried, he doesn’t mind killing all the giant monsters in the sea.”
As long as he can dry salt, he doesn’t have to worry about running out of salt.
While they were chatting, Lu Bu brought a stainless steel basin to have dinner. As soon as he saw the rice, he quickly filled a small basin for himself:
"It feels more delicious than what is cooked in a big hotel. Madam Yunxiao’s skills are truly unparalleled!”
After serving the rice, he served himself thirty more slices of braised pork with pickled vegetables, a large spoonful of dried plum vegetables, and a large spoonful of braised crispy pork.
I don’t have much appetite today, so I’ll eat two small bowls of it lightly, and then decide whether to return the bowl depending on the situation.
While everyone was enjoying the food, people were also eating in the Sanxiao courtyard of Fengshen World.
Zhao Gongming held a stainless steel porcelain basin of the same style as Lu Bu's and felt that today's dish was particularly delicious and a great meal.
Han Zhixian and Caiyun Fairy, who came over to eat, also kept blowing rainbow farts, indicating that the cooking skills of Empress Yunxiao could only be matched by Her Majesty the Holy Son.
While the two were complimenting each other, they kept looking at the two cars in the courtyard.
Cute, it’s so cute, and it’s quite comfortable to sit in, and it drives very smoothly. For a beautiful girl under a billion years old, this kind of car is simply too tempting. Unable to resist!
Qiong Xiao touched Zhao Gongming with her elbow and asked in a low voice:
"Brother, if the eldest sister wants to get married, do you agree?"
Zhao Gongming didn't react for a while:
"You want to marry my sister? You have to get through me first!"< br>
The fool pointed at the large water tank used for pickling vegetables in the yard and said:
“If you don’t say anything else, you must first eat a tank of pickles before you are qualified to marry my sister, Zhao Gongming. As for the betrothal gift... what are the rules for the betrothal gift? I’ve had so many banquets in the city and I didn’t remember it.”
Nonsense, you kept eating during the banquet and didn't listen to the host at all... Qiong Xiao felt that her eldest brother was useless, and the family would eventually have to rely on her, a super beautiful girl.
Yunxiao was afraid that this girl would say something outrageous again, so she immediately said:
"His Majesty Zishou's clan sister, Mrs. Yin, is about to give birth. If you two are not busy, go and accompany her. Some Qingxin spells and the like... The spirit beads have followed the empress for many years, and now they have come to the world, so we have to show them."
Bixiao nodded and said:
"Okay, sister, wait. We’ll go after dinner later.”
Qiong Xiao took a mouthful of rice and was still worried about the choice of Master Nezha:
“I don’t know if little Nezha will be naughty. Brother Duobao has never brought up many apprentices. Can he teach me? ? I always thought it would be more appropriate for me to take him with me. Little Nezha will definitely have a perfect childhood. "
Yes, yes, yes, his childhood is perfect, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea will most likely be unlucky... come here and rub it in. The fan’s Golden Spirit Mother complained, and felt that it was a good thing she didn’t agree to Qiong Xiao, otherwise this crazy woman would most likely bring out a lawless little bastard.
On the other side, Journey to the West.
After Wukong finished transporting all the equipment, he left the salt pond and continued to learn scriptures from Tang Monk.
But Erlang Shen and his six brothers got busy and called out all the river gods and dragon kings in the surrounding rivers for questioning. Once the water gods who harmed the people were caught, they would be punished according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty.
Li Shimin led hundreds of civil and military officials to inspect the edge of the salt pond, preparing to take back the entire salt pond land to the court and seize the salt and iron management. No one is allowed to sell private salt.
The salt factory is still under construction. He plans to wait until the factory is completed and the salt pond water temple is repaired before going back.
The time will come when one of the daughters who died a few years ago can be consecrated as the water god, and the queen can also take this opportunity to meet her daughter to relieve the pain of lovesickness.
As for Zhongtiao Mountain next to it, Lao Li has canonized the soldiers who died in the battle in the early years as mountain gods to protect the safety of Yanchi and the surrounding people.
In order to prevent the demon from being frightened, Li Shimin also ennobled some soldiers who died in battle as deputies of the mountain god based on Wei Zheng's suggestion.
Taibai Jinxing looked at this scene and couldn't help but sigh:
"Heaven suppressed the underworld for so many years, and finally let the underworld turn around... Canonize the heroes who died in battle as Yin gods , This move is a wonderful one, His Royal Highness the Son’s method is really unpredictable!”
When the old mother of the Wa Palace heard this, she couldn’t help but said to herself:
“ That kid’s thinking is really a headache... Fortunately, he is my precious son, and it’s time for others to worry about his methods!”
(End of this chapter)